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Author has written 26 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Dragon Age, and Assassin's Creed.

Hello,

A twenty-something-year-old Asian female from... um, well, I don't know where I'm from. Long story. Anyway, I mostly grew up in Britain, so a lot of lingo/humour is British. AKA sarcastic and something a bit explicit. I am a Biophysics/Physics major (previously a medical student) with minors in mathematics and chemistry. Which means I have lots of stuff to do. And research. And tutoring. And TA. And worshipping Maedhros. Okay, maybe not the last one. I have a thing for slender redheads, apparently.

Now making videos! To see some of the work, visit The YOUTUBE.

I am very responsive to requests, so feel free to drop me a message. As far as it's not something like "PLEASE KILL YOUR CHARACTER", I'll try to accommodate.

I have a few favourite characters that I like to manipulate with my imagination. So most of my fictions revolve around them. Here are few:

FFVII:

Reno. I no longer want to chain him up in my bedroom, but he is VERY fun to write about.
Sephiroth. Who doesn't like Sephiroth? Well, obviously not the "I love my mummy and I'm a bit crazy" part. But I think he is the most loved of the Final Fantasy series. He was also the easiest boss ever.
Yazoo. He's a bit foofoo, but he doesn't talk, so he's a good character to use for action.
Vincent. Okay. Fine. He's a bit emo-ish. But he's very fun to mess around with.
Rufus. I like to have Reno annoy him.

Dragonlance:

Raistlin. Probably one of the best villains of all fantasy series. Forget Morgoth, Raistlin can kick your a*!

Forgotten Realms:

Artemis Entreri. Suffering assassin who is HOT.
Q'Arlynd Melarn. He really can't help being nice, can he? Besides, he's a wizard. I like wizards. They have the most intelligence, and intelligent men are turn-on for me.

Lord of the Rings and Silmarillion:

Elladan. The son of Lord of Rivendell, graceful, noble, fearless. Actually, no... I like Claudi007's portrayal of Elladan. Hilarity.
Fëanor. Angry genius who is obsessed with a jewel. Again, he's very fun to imagine about. Also, for such an intelligent, brilliant elf, he can be childish.
Maedhros. The only sane one of this group! He has flaming red hair, which is a bonus, and he's tall, which is a double bonus.

Dragon Age:

Fenris. Mostly for humour. Fun to wind up.
Zevran. His inappropriate deadpans amuse me. Alas he is difficult to write.

Currently working on:

C'est la Vie - (RenoxOC) Cold. Heartless. Devoted. A Turk rookie gets assigned to be Reno's ward, only to turn out to be his exact opposite. But when their stability gets threatened, Reno realizes what she is to him: a partner, in more ways than one. (Rewrite)

Father, Why Hath Thou Forsaken Me?- Sephiroth does not have a father. He believes he has found him at last, but how will Gast react to that? Pre-Game. (On Hold)

Getting Married - After 32 years of being single, Sephiroth finally decides to get married. The problem is, who shall be the lucky girl? One-shot. Randomness. (On Hold)

Wardens' Duty - Years after the Blight, the Warden had finally found peace in Orlais... until dark stirrings are afoot, and she is summoned to Anderfels to put an end to it, for once and for all. Never does she know that this quest will put forth a challenge that makes all question what it truly means to be a Grey Warden... (In Progress)

Still in the Incubator:

Fated Alliances - Reno's ascent to the Turks. Prequel to C'est la Vie. Pre-game.
The Nightwalkers - A crossover between Vampire: the Masquerade and FFVII. When a mysterious cargo arrives, the city vampires are abuzz with gossip. The Ventrue Prince decides to take the cargo for himself, and his Camarilla enforcers begin to move. But the Camarilla has many rivals... and one rising Anarch, Cloud Strife, decides to free the city from the Prince's clutch.

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My Disjointed Life by Pendrum reviews
Cloud Strife is just a typical first year university student trying to make it on his own. Throw in two attractive female students, crazy demanding professors, psychotic classmates, along with other challenges and you've got yourself a story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,129 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/28/2005
A Life in the Day of Reno by Tyramir reviews
Killer. Psychotic. Clown. Turk. Titles seem to follow Reno everywhere, but this day, he's dubbed with the least likely one. Guardian Angel.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 40,878 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Reno, Tseng, Rude, Rufus
For Want of a Nail by The Lark reviews
A parody of the six origin stories, with a twist
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Duncan - Complete
Dream of the Rude by Guile reviews
Aedan Aeducan, Gray Warden, is not having a good time during his first, and only, trip into the Fade.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Aeducan, Alistair
Turks Party by Zeng Li reviews
Reno throws a series of parties...and Tseng is always sorry he shows up. Includes Before Crisis Turks characters in some 2007 chapter revisions and the final 2009 chapter.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 5/15/2000 - Reno, Tseng, Elena, Reeve T. - Complete
Take it on the Run by Moczo reviews
The Knight Captain is pregnant, and the father is missing. More surprisingly, so is the baby's grandfather...
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,945 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008
Passions You Never Knew About FFVII Version by Yuki Shiido reviews
[AU] We all know the characters of FFVII, right? Well, I can bet you didn't know their secret passions!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/3/2005
The Joy of Marriage by kasura reviews
Arafinwe and Feanaro discuss Earwen's problem.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 1/25/2004
What Colour Do You Bleed? by sylverskyz reviews
Evil doesn't come from one's actions, but one's state of mind. Within the walls of ShinRa HQ, evil drifts like a plague. One Turk may ignore what he sees, but in this company, evil catches up to you, one way or another.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,476 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Reno
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Family Reunion! by Silent Dagger reviews
Hojo invites Lucrecia, Sephiroth and Jenova to a family gathering along with a very angry Vincent and a confused Cloud. Rated T for language and some violence.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,347 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Sephiroth, Prof. Hojo - Complete
Rivendell 9 to 5 by Claudi007 reviews
Elladan accepts his destiny as the Worst Elven Leader in the History of Elven Leaders. Sequel to The Elladan Show. Incomplete, but further chapters exist on the Henneth Annun archive.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,910 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Elrohir, Legolas
Rooming With Reno by Star Shadow and Dark Stratos reviews
The first of my 'How to Annoy Your Roomate' series. If that doesn't catch your attention this should. Victim One: Elena
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 9/24/2004
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Rainy Day by sylverskyz reviews
Okay, this was a oneshot, but I'm turning it into a collection of Turk related drabbles. Mainly just random stories of Reno and Rude. They go together and in sequence, but like I said, it's random adventures of the Turks. R&R Please?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,280 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Reno, Rude
Life is not a Bed of Roses by Aries Draco reviews
Just ask Yazoo. It doesn't help to be the only relatively sane one in your little dysfunctional family. Chapter 4: the face of an angel and the dress sense of a blind monkey.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Yazoo
Chibi vincent by lastat-chan reviews
This is a Yuffientine, what happens to poor Vincent when he comes across Sephiroth in the forests near Nibelheim. Well i guess the title says. Enjoy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,889 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Advent Children As Told By Yazoo by Scitzo and Psyco reviews
Turkey heads and braided hair. This is the story of Advent Children told by the only honest person in the entire movie Yazoo. For my favorite Yazoo fan, Jess! Please Read! updated Augest 7
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Yazoo
Why Do I Love Thee? by DragonGirl323 reviews
Three years after Sephiroth and Meteor Tifa is living in Costa del Sol raising a two year old son. But when she runs into a familiar face from her past will she forgive him or keep resenting him?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,191 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/25/2005 - [Tifa L., Reno] - Complete
O My Lord Valentine! by Marshmallow Peep reviews
Reno's losing his job and begs Vincent for help, offering to fetch him a girlfriend in return. But Reno seems to be offering himself instead, while Cid, Rude and the others stand by in disbelief. [Mild yaoi] CidVin, RenoVin. Creative enough?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,812 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Reno, Vincent V.
Revenge of the Chocobos by Amimegustamuchascosas reviews
The Chocobos are planning a revolt and Sephiroth is the only one who knows about it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Sephiroth - Complete
Red by Sephulbadis reviews
Reno wonders what the heck Cloud's dog wants from him, but reluctantly agrees to dinner. Over fatty pork, Red stuggles to express the plans he's been harboring for so long. The lurid saga concludes!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Reno, Red XIII - Complete
A Mass Delusion of Mayhem by Laili the Turk reviews
Its the annual Turk Dinner and Tseng makes the orders of what everyone makes. Reno makes Mac' and cheese and Elena uses a barbeque? What about Rude's story? Whats he making? Oneshot, go easy on me...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,472 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Complete
Technologic by Nephthy-san reviews
Vincent gets a cell phone…question is: can he use it?[post AC]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,720 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Vincent V.
Crime and Punishment by Avalon Estel reviews
The Feanorians were never a calm group of people. But then, the Halls of Mandos isn't exactly the calmest place. [Oneshot: Complete]
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
The Law of Gravity by Luv-Angel-Music reviews
The most asked and randomest questions about the FF7 characters are answered! How does Cloud's hair stick up like that? Is Vincent really a vampire? Why is Sephiroth's hair the way it is? And much much more!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Reno, Cloud S. - Complete
The Replacements by Nine of Swords reviews
Since when is Dalamar a physics major from Kalamazoo and Raistlin an addled blond wearing generic khakis? A selfinsertion like you've never seen before... Rated T for language.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,806 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Raistlin, Dalamar
Elevator Hell by SlaveofStrife reviews
What do you get when you put 4 Turks in a dodgy lift late Friday night? Sheer panic, fist fights, a few tears, discussion of potted plants, extra pepperoni, and some saucy confessions? Well, possibly. Read and find out!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,106 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Reno, Rude - Complete
When Victor and Dracula thumb wrestle by Dark and prone to violence reviews
UnderworldVan Helsing crossover. I can't tell you how or why this popped into my head, it just did. All I can tell you is it's damn funny.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004
Advent Idiots by Luna-Starr reviews
A parody off Advent Children. Cloud's a dramatic depressive. Kadaj has mommy issues. Need I say more?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
The Elladan Show by Claudi007 reviews
Elladan's university situation worsens. Elrohir may just be getting crazier. Sequel to Home for the Holidays, followed by Rivendell Nine to Five. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,180 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
The Highwind Supply Closet by MagentaDragon reviews
Oneshot. Involving a scheming ninja, an innocent flower merchant, a very heavy steel door, and a huge stack of assorted cleaning implements.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Yuffie K., Aerith G. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Tseng by Tyramir reviews
Mad scientists. Ecoterrorists. Insane coworkers. Some days, Tseng wonders how he schedules it all into his day.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Aerith G., Reno, Tseng, Elena - Complete
Feariel by kasura reviews
Feanor's adventure continuing on after his reembodiment....humor..chapter 3 up
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 11/12/2003
Just Another Afternoon by El-Nadador reviews
A day or two in the lives of the Turks. It's Reno's birthday, Elena has a crush and a revelation, Rude just watches and laughs. Again, New chapter Mornings always bring stress... Finished for now
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Reno
Much Too Much by DarkBeerAngel reviews
Reno and Elena had been annoying Rufus. Finished.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Reno, Elena
We can be pals, just don't expect it to last by stormus reviews
Barret's waiting for a package... and isn't too happy about who is delivering it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Barret W., Reno - Complete
Welcome to the Turks by sylverskyz reviews
[OneShot] The first mission is always the hardest, as Elena soon finds out. Why did Tseng stick her with Reno, of all people? [R&R Please!]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Common Ground by BFDreaming reviews
Cloud. Reno. Yuffie. What do these three have in common? Absolutely nothing, and that’s where our story begins.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Reno
The Temp by TheDonutMistress reviews
Formerly Making the Best of a Bad Situation. Reno has to fill in as Rufus's secretary for a day. Drinking, plotting, silliness, kleptomania, etc. Renocentric, with cameos from the rest of the Turks. Rufus lovers beware. Reviews are love.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Reno - Complete
A Day In The Life of Rude by Tyramir reviews
Every day a man works for Shinra always turns out to be 'one of those days,' and this one is no exception.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Tifa L., Reno, Tseng, Rude - Complete
Legolas Falls Apart by roseleeks reviews
Legolas has contracted a horrible wasting disease. Based on 29 on Erestor's list, 100 Ideas for Your Inevitable Legolas Fanfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Flipped by DarkBeerAngel reviews
Reno's having a bit of writers block... I think everyone can relate.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Reno
The Sane, the Insanity, then Reno by SlayersBladeX reviews
Reno insaness! He's sick and later loses 1,000,000 gil! Rufus might have puppies! Tseng is starting to get stressed and snaps. Reno tries to teach Rude what it takes to have a date. Elena gets kidnapped, & more! No pairings, just random insaness! [ON HOLD
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,639 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Reno
Chibi Sephiroth by lastat-chan reviews
What happens if sephiroth and Hojo have a fight? What if there is a love triangle? Well we'll all find out! Please review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
Chronicles of the Fangirl Hunters by Filthy reviews
Some of the FF7 boys are the victims of a strange manipulation-magic. They're sick of it. Reno, Vincent and Sephiroth are out on a quest to make a difference. No matter the cost.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005
Sleepover! by Silver Dragon of the Storm reviews
This is a crazy story about Reno and Rude, and Reno goes this 'interesting' idea... Guess. Stupidity ahead. Slight fluff, I guess.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2005
Traditional Recipes for Disaster by Erestor reviews
When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Legolas's Magical Breeches by edgy wedgy reviews
Sequel to Legolas's Magical Shoe. Legolas loses his pants and falls in love with many, many things. Stress on the word THINGS. Thranduil is not pleased.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Legolas, Treebeard
Celeborn's Club by Erestor reviews
What happens when Celeborn forms a club for Elves who feel Left Out? And what happens when his club just happens to include his archenemy: King Thranduil? Does stupidity ever pay? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Complete
After the Credits by Zoey Ramirez reviews
A one shot based directly after the movie ends. It's what the movie makers don't want you to see...
Underworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
Thank You, Dan Curtis by Haldiriell reviews
A humourous take on Michael's post-movie thoughts.
Underworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2004
One Fiery Day by Erestor reviews
Twelve yearold Elladan and Elrohir discover why Glorfindel always told them not to play with matches. A very random story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Silmarillion: Owner's Guides & Maintenance Manuals by Tenshi Androgynous reviews
Are now in story format! Join the quest of our heroine as she seeks the Lost Scrolls, but finds something unexpected along the way! Complete guides featured: Finrod, Túrin, Eöl, Maedhros & Fingon. MAEDHROS and FINGON now up at long last!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,481 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete
Harriet Potter and the LifeChanging Operation by Enelya reviews
One of my bizarre conspiracy theories, pg13 to be on the safe side, but it's not what you think! Humour me and read it. Please? Thanks! :D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Complete
Klaus's Misfortune by edgy wedgy reviews
(Chapter 15 up) Due to the unintended effects of Violet's prank, Klaus finds himself married to Olaf. Meanwhile Violet is lost...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 3/16/2003
Game Show of Arda by Tears of Telperion reviews
Ah, yes. Middle-earth has another game show on a block, and it's hosted by Fëanor. Silly silliness. Rated for language and Fëanor's perverted nature.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2004
The Fellowship comes out of the closet by happy molecule reviews
I like Bing Lee!.......................................................................Everyone but Aragorn is gay.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2004
Reembodiment by kasura reviews
A short, sillyfic about the said title, driven off the idea that nothing decayed in Valinor. Written during food coma.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2004
Great curls and sexy legs by happy molecule reviews
After the fellowship goes mad, Boromir is forced to battle zombie fish, exploding Istari's and singing elves to return Aragorn to Rivendell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Boromir
Maglor's Diary by kasura reviews
Maglor's Diary, or never pisst a house elf. humor. R&R
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2003
Princes Of Mirkwood by Emerald Queen reviews
Elrond and his household are visiting Mirkwood. Dark shadows lurk under the froest canopy and Legolas, his brothers, and Elronds twins can't stay out of danger. Tragedy, blood and angst and a snippit of romance. BEING REVAMPED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 105,417 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Legolas
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Frond's Marvelous Misadventures by Erestor reviews
Estel has a caterpillar. The caterpillar's name is Frond. Estel and Frond have lots of adventures. A tale of courage, friendship, and survival in the face of horrific odds. Not an epic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
Amrod and Amras' Wild Adventure by kasura reviews
Long before they were Kinslayers, Amrod and Amras were cute naughty Elflings in Valinor. Sugary Elfling Fluff Fic
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2003
Chaos in the Kitchen by Erestor reviews
Cooking: fun and relaxing hobby. Glorfindel and Erestor: two Elves who haven't cooked in their lives. Elladan and Elrohir: currently up to no good. Result: chaos. Revised May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
A Course in Facial Contortions by Erestor reviews
Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Elrond - Complete
Faramir and the Never Ending Story by Erestor reviews
Faramir is trying to read an ‘engaging’ book. Boromir keeps on interrupting him. It's all very frustrating.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
The Cereal Killer by happy molecule reviews
Boromir develops a new fascination.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Boromir, Arwen U.
Lord Elrond's Private Boarding School by Fiora-da-Insane reviews
A/U. A Private Boarding School in Middle-Earth! Elrond, Earmuffs, Eyebrow Contests, Legolas, social groups, hot boys, Grima, and Wet Hairy Chickens!?! You KNOW you want to read it!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,653 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Legolas, Haldir
Confessions by happy molecule reviews
Trinity, Neo and Morpheus all confess a deep, dark secret......
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2003
Accidentally Trading Places by Enelya reviews
Pandemonium reigns supreme when the Fellowship of the Ring and their respective 'Harry Potter world' counterparts swap places..........
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2003
The Gathering by The Dark Crystals reviews
Our favorite characters of Dragonlance are trapped in a room in the afterlife and have to consult their feelings to each other to be let out. Can they do it? But madness soon insues...... *Chapter 4 up*
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 3/1/2002
Home for the Holidays by Elladan son of Elrond by Claudi007 reviews
Having recovered from his summer, Elladan returns to Rivendell just in time to meet up with the Fellowship of the Ring. Now complete. Sequel to "How I Spent My Summer Vacation". Followed by "The Elladan Show"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,576 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Complete
Legolas's Magical Shoe by edgy wedgy reviews
Sequel to Legolas's Magical Hat. Legolas's marriage cracks so he falls in love with someone (or rather, something) unexpected.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Legolas
Legolas's Magical Hat by edgy wedgy reviews
Yep, Legolas has fallen in love YET AGAIN. Only this time it's really scary.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Legolas, Gollum
How I Spent My Summer Vacation by Claudi007 reviews
Elladan's Summer in Rivendell. Legolas shows up, Glorfindel and Erestor get all weird, and zaniness ensues. Now complete. Followed by "Home for the Holidays".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Complete
The concequences of Snape's love by edgy wedgy reviews
Snape's object of affection is somewhat different to him. Hm... wonder what it is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Severus S.
[St]ranger things have happened... by manky reviews
A LOTR/Forgotten Realms crossover. Both goodly rangers, both of noble bearing and proud lineage, and both people who take themselves quite seriously...it's a battle of the egos when Drizzt Do'Urden runs into Aragorn son of Arathorn (quite literally).
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2002
The Diary of the Normal, Vampyric Dagger by Dia reviews
This is the diary of Artemis Entreri's dagger ( he was recommended to write in a journal by his psychiatrist). WARNING: If you can't find the humor in dangerous flirtacious swords, Master-obsessed daggers, and lack of sword polish DO NOT READ THIS!Jarlaxl
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2002
FR Secret Diaries by manic-intent reviews
The Secret Diaries of FR Dark Elven-related personalities. Warning: Stupid, evil humor, and implied slash. Inspired from the sudden number of Lord of the Rings secret diaries.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2002
Fractured Fairy Tales by Desha reviews
Reno has turned author and taken over my computer!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2002 - Reno
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The Footsteps of Life reviews
The Meteor Crisis is over, and the Turks are slowly trying to regain footing. Enter Evan and Kyrie, the two hapless youths who are on a search of their own. At a glance these two seem just another set the Turks are to meet and forget, but with them comes the mysterious silvery shadows that reminds the squad that Meteor Crisis isn't quite over by a long shot... C'est la Vie sequel.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 3/22 - [Reno, OC] Rude, Kadaj
How Reno Saved Christmas
It's Christmastime and the smell of cinnamon's in the air, but Reno doesn't believe in any of it. When a future Elena appears in the midst of the Turks during their Christmas decoration session and sends him on a mission to save Jolly Saint Nick, miracles begin to happen... or will it? Some adult themes. Idea taken off from the Saints Row DLC. One-shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Published: 1/30 - Reno, Elena
C'Est La Vie reviews
Being a Turk had its drawbacks, and Reno thought he knew them. But when Tseng recruits a new member from the Intelligence and things begin to spiral out of control, he realises that there are things even he cannot be prepared for, and things that he cannot simply ignore... even when his very raison d'être demands it of him. COMPLETE!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 67 - Words: 205,383 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 12/14/2009 - [Reno, OC] Tseng, Rude - Complete
The Dance of the Falcons reviews
1794 - France is still wounded, and Arno Victor Dorian is hurting, mourning for his lost love. But when his friend and a fellow Assassin issues an ultimatum that he must put aside the past and dedicate himself to the Order, or leave the Brotherhood entirely, he must delve deep into the past to make the decision that will redefine the existence of the Assassin Brotherhood for him.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Altaïr, OC, Arno D.
Run! reviews
When Genesis accidentally drinks a mysterious drink, Sephiroth, Angeal, Zack and Reno literally run for their dignity. Please read the author's note carefully. Time and character coherence seriously out of whack. Not to be taken seriously. Idea taken from a short story for Attack of the Titans. Content may be offensive to some readers. You have been warned!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
The Wardens' Duty reviews
Years after the Blight, the Warden had finally found peace in Orlais... until dark stirrings are afoot, and she is summoned to Anderfels to put an end to it, for once and for all. Never does she know that this quest will put forth a challenge that makes all question what it truly means to be a Grey Warden... (being resumed)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - [Alistair, Surana] Fenris, OC
Lost in Kirkwall reviews
Ever got annoyed with the level recycling in DA2? Well, so did Hawke. One evening, Hawke gets desperately lost in Hightown and accidentally wanders into someone's house, only to find... Meant as HUMOUR. Please R/R!
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
At the Maker's Side reviews
A humourous take on the Darkspawn Chronicles DLC. When Alistair is killed by the hurlock vanguard, he meets Duncan, Riordan and the possible Warden candidates. What do they have to say to the Warden King? Rated T for language. One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Alistair - Complete
Chief Hysteria reviews
The yaoi stories on a website has been driving the denizens of the PLANET crazy, and Tseng is not immune to its effects. The latest instalment of the Hysteria Series. Please R/R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Tseng, Reno - Complete
Father, Why Hath Thou Forsaken Me? reviews
Sephiroth. Unloved, abused, unable to speak, his only ability is to destroy. Only Professor Gast truly understands his problem... but will Sephiroth be able to overturn the fated life, or will he succumb to the dark nature?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Sephiroth, Jenova
Lovers reviews
Reno's past is creating a wall between him and his girlfriend. He does not sense the wrong until she stands him up for a date for no reason. Is it really possible to accept that your lover has had many before you? An omnibus from a completed series.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Reno - Complete
On the Way to a Smile reviews
A spin-off of the On the Way to a Smile series published by Square Enix, telling the story of what happened between C'Est La Vie and The Footsteps of Life. With Shinra fallen, his life shattered, and everyone blaming them, can Reno rise from the darkness?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
Vampiric Hysteria reviews
After a long hiatus, another hysteria series added! This time, it's Vincent... what will happen to him? Will his monsters leave him alone? Will Reno get another home run? Read and find out! R/R.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Vincent V. - Complete
Dum Spiro Spero reviews
COMPLETED! Three years after Advent Children, Reno's life seems to be stable at last... but then it gets shattered into pieces, and he must do everything within his power to string it back, or lose everything. Rated T for violence, sexuality, profanity.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,636 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Reno, Vincent V. - Complete
Presidential Hysteria reviews
When a certain corporate president visits a certain website, the legal system along with sexual freedom is thrown out the window. The latest addition to the Hysteria Series. Please R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Rufus - Complete
General's Hysteria reviews
In continuation with the Hysteria Series, it is now General Sephiroth's turn to be subjugated to the torture called Yaoi. How would he react? Much violence and sexuality inside... well, some. By the request of t3h maniac. Hope you enjoy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sephiroth - Complete
Smoker Hysteria reviews
Another one in HYSTERIA series. This time... it's Cid. What would happen when Cid comes across all the Valenwind fics? What would happen to poor Sierra? Please RR! Rated T for Cid's mouth and all the hard action eww going on...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Chocobo Hysteria reviews
Since Redhead Hysteria was a hit, I decided to another one. How would Cloud Strife react when he sees all the mushy yaoi fictions about him? Rated T for contents. Please RR!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Redhead Hysteria reviews
Reno has a hystery attack after he visits a certain fanfiction site. Why is that? How will his coworkers react? Complete silliness. Some sexual contents and expletives. Oneshot. R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Reno - Complete
The Footsteps of Life (OBSOLETE) reviews
Final chapter up: Epilogue. After the Meteor hit Midgar, Reno is left to rebuild his life. With the other Turks, it is up to him to climb from the depth once more. Set in AC. RenoOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 96,930 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Reno - Complete
Guide to Writing a Fanfiction: FFVII Version reviews
Ever had random people scream MARY SUE! to your first chapter when you have 30 more chapters already posted? Tired of people pointing out that your character is too perfect? After going through over 10000 fanfictions and searching for the distinctions bet
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Getting Married reviews
Chapter 4 up: Bon voyage Sephiroth! After 32 years of being single, Sephiroth decides to get married. The question is, who shall it be? Randomness. Please R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Sephiroth, Jenova
Deep reviews
Reno and Elena are to steal out topclass biohazard boxes from a top security facility. Inspired by the music video Deep from Nine Inch Nails. Unnecessary Relena. R&R! Oneshot. PostAC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Vincent's Day reviews
A belated ficlet about Valentine's Day. It's February 14th in Costa Del Sol, and Cloud wakes up to the happy feeling that it's February 14th. However, one former Turk might have different ideas...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Vincent V., Cloud S. - Complete
Emotionless reviews
Reno's first mission turns out to be only the prelude to his tumultous life. Definitely oneshot. A little gore and violence. Please R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Reno - Complete
MarySueItis reviews
All the pretty boys of FFVII has collapsed from a myserious disease. Mayhem ensues in the Hospital Wing. General randomness and some Character OOCness. Rated for language. Implied Runo and RufusxTseng. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
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