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Joined 07-13-01, id: 93136, Profile Updated: 12-26-12
Author has written 5 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

How then, shall we not emulate the Creator? We breathe life into dreams- as we exist nowhere but within his/her/it's thoughts.

Except, of course, when we bow to the pressure of small minds and give in to the tyranny of censorship.

When you decide to censor my work today, remember that Yours may be the next to be found offensive by narrow minds with wide mouths and loud opinions. Once you begin, where will you end?

Those that wish to read my work may go to my website at www(dot)papa-bear(dot)com Everything I've written is there.

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You're my Density by robst reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,099 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 3,230 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 2/9 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 4/12
Yet Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 112,591 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,771 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 11/12/2014
The Knights of Scooby by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A passing mage, friend of the Rosenberg clan, stops by to check in on Willow as she graduates Junior High. Horrified, he attempts to leave her a protector by buffing up her best friend.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,379 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Xander H., Willow R.
Water under the bridge by dogbertcarroll reviews
No map, no home, but plenty of time and new sights to see for the few Scoobies who have left for the stars.
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,153 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010
New Guard by Methos2523 reviews
When the Goa'uld invade, the world is taken by surprise... Now Ethan Rayne has come back to change the past, hopefully to save the future, though how will his intended target feel about the changes his future self has forced upon his life, changing him from Zeppo, to the Man of Tomorrow...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 121,677 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Xander H., Calendar, J., Ethan R., J. O'Neill
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
R&D by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,918 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Xander H.
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5034 - Favs: 6,287 - Follows: 6,163 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Yet Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fourth one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 118,044 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24603 - Favs: 12,472 - Follows: 11,276 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Copyright Infringement by dogbertcarroll reviews
Johnathan and Xander burgled all the Coach's files and equipment on the swim team's transformation to make sure there wouldn't be anything fishy in their future, but what Johnathan does with the project's gear and a couple of blood samples...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Xander H.
Yet More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a third one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 131,163 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
Copycat by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander creates his own character from a bunch of partial New Mutants' outfits, but what happens when the spell ends?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,413 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Xander H.
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,509 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013
The Terran Jedi by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The sequel to Jedi Harris. Xander and his fellow Jedi battle on. The latest chapter is up at long last!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 479,112 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 10/30/2005
It's a stretch! by dogbertcarroll reviews
I've seen far too many stories where squealing fangirls (You know who you are!) try and pair Xander with Angelus, so I decided to try and write a couple of scenes were they actually got along.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Xander H., Angelus
The NCIS Jedi by The Dark Scribbler reviews
A crime scene. An NCIS team. Oh, and a Jedi. Now complete!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,240 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013
The Complex Lives of Cheerleaders and Quarterbacks by CiliaReturning reviews
This a sweet little Buffy/Willow fluff set in an AU second season. With an almost complete lack of vampires, it's a spin on the classic football romance. Now in a new and edited 4 episode format! Orginally posted elsewhere in 2004.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Buffy S., Willow R. - Complete
Of Heroes and Families by kira66 reviews
When Sunnydale sank into the Earth, the Scoobies expected things to be different, calmer. But when Xander receives some startling news, he and Buffy embark on a new chapter of their lives that is anything but calm.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,749 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Xander H., S. Carter
Crossing Over by khambilo reviews
Set between season 5 and 6 of Buffy - Buffy receives a new charge and the crew of Serenity gets a mysterious package.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Buffy S.
An Exchange of Favors by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is tagged for a temp job. One shot crack fic, cause I was bored.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Emerald Spark by Cyclone reviews
After Halloween, everything changes. Sequel to Blackest Night. Part one of Emerald Flame.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,672 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Xander H. - Complete
Balancing Act by JMD-009 reviews
A supernatural being on Persephone is countering every good deed by a local priest with an act of evil. Meanwhile, Xander comes face to face with a figure from his past. His distant past. Story 4 of the 'Lost in Serenity' series.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Xander H.
Big Talks, Small Spaces by JMD-009 reviews
While the crew pulls a job in Canton a recovering Xander is forced to confront his growing feelings for River. Story 3 of the 'Lost in Serenity' series.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,534 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Xander H., River
Xata by keiranhalcyon2010 reviews
YAHF Xander dresses as our favorite Professor of Humanity. The consequences are like knocking over the single pebble that starts the avalanche of change not only for the Scoobies, but for the world.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 137,880 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 6/21/2007
Scooby Through The Stargate by thecrystalkey reviews
Nominated for 2008 CoA Awards. Sequel to "Sarcophagus in Sunnydale'. Xander's road trip gets as far as Colorado Springs...
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,712 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,745 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Shadows Past and Future V2 by Shadow Sword reviews
Halloween is over. Changes began ripple out as secrets begin to be revealed. Wiffish. XC. WIP
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,666 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 5/12/2005
Our Mrs Cobb by sevangel reviews
Starts during 'Our Mrs. Reynolds' but has a Rayne twist to it. Continues on with the 'married' couple from there. Also, crossover with BTVS just added chaps 17 through 23
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,535 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
A Sarcophagus in Sunnydale by thecrystalkey reviews
A newspaper article has sent Jack and Daniel to Sunnydale. Primarily from the POV of Jack O'Neill but focuses on the Buffy characters. Repost from TTH, trying to get all my work in one place.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,256 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Train From The West by The Dark Scribbler reviews
A train arrives in Las Vegas with a somewhat smelly cargo. What will the CSI make of it?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Complete
Jedi Harris by The Dark Scribbler reviews
Xander goes for a rather different costume at Halloween. May the force be with him? Chapter 28 is here.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 239,128 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/17/2004
Tall Tale by Memet reviews
COMPLETE (BtVSSG) Jack is over four hours late for work...where is he and what is he up to?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Stakeout by Greydon Creed reviews
There's more than one group fighting vampires in Sunnydale. Sequel to Rescue Me.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,863 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2004 - Published: 4/16/2001
Iron Fisted by Tony McD reviews
The follow on from ‘Silver Tongued’.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Xander H., Willow R.
Contrite Spirits by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
Faith and Xander are waiting for a newly discovered Slayer at the Basilica of Ste-Anne-de-Beaupre and find answers to questions they were afraid to ask. COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,215 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
The Necronomicon Reopens by Jonathan 81 reviews
Complete Evil Dead Crossover. Faith and Xander leave Sunnydale to start a new life and move to Nevada. Faith has an Uncle in Nevada, Ash. Trouble Awaits. Final Chapter Up. F/X Enjoy. R/R
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,298 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2002 - Published: 4/21/2002 - Xander H. - Complete
An Arrangement Between Friends by Teri Leigh reviews
New note in response to new ff.net rules and where to find new updates of this fic.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,280 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 3/3/2002
fantasy date (Completed) by Tayonoss reviews
A C/C fic with Pete thrown in for fun. The three teens are stranded at school because of a storm. That's when the fun begins...
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/10/2002 - Published: 4/20/2002
Fresh Start (WIP) by DaBear reviews
Faith gets her very own Scooby. (F/X)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,485 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/27/2002 - Published: 9/24/2001 - Xander H., Faith L.
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slayer on the mend reviews
Sequel to 'How to Fix a Broken Slayer' Femslash-now that Buffy has been properly 'reoriented' what's next?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Buffy S., Willow R. - Complete
How to Fix a Broken Slayer reviews
Femslash, Someone has to break Buffy out of her repugnant, self-hating, spike-habit. Maybe an old-flame? Er, not exactly... Rated M for safety...I would call it borderline T.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Buffy S. - Complete
Life is Short reviews
Wiffy fic. Femslash. Most of my stuff is a little too Adult for FF(dot)Net , but I think this falls within the guidelines for M...I'm sure someone will let me know if I'm wrong.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46,804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Buffy S., Willow R. - Complete
Keeping Her Word reviews
You can't blame Willow, she did warn him.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Buffy S., Willow R. - Complete
Buffy's Punishment reviews
Buffy's been bad, Time for a little Tough Love. DOMsub and Domestic Discipline
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Buffy S., Tara M. - Complete