Serpent of Slytherin
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Joined 11-15-05, id: 931561, Profile Updated: 07-05-10
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey guys. So, if you've made it this far, you've either heard of me or my stories through someone. Kudos to you. I've currently got six stories up; four of them are finished, another is on hold until I decide to drag my lazy arse back into it. I try to update as frequently as possible, but sometimes, it takes me awhile to find my muse or get an inspiration for the next chapter.

Let me say now, it really angers me when people don't review a story they read. I get seriously aggravated when I have well over 50 people requesting an alert or adding me to their favorites list, and none of them review. It's not like you don't have an account. I don't even care if it's just a one word review like "awesome", just leave me something to let me know that you actually care and are taking the time to read my work. I don't write just for my health, you know. I write because it makes me happy to be able to move someone with my work. So don't be lazy and do your job. That's partly the reason why is alive and well. So authors can get feedback on their work.

I write stuff constantly. Whether it's fan fiction, short stories that deal with real life, or poetry, it seems like I've constantly got a pen or pencil in my hand. Or, my fingers are flying away on the keyboard. I guess you could call it my release from every day life, or the only nonviolent way I can think of to deal with the rage I feel sometimes.

I'm going to college for my bachelor's in criminal justice, and once I'm done with that, I'm going to attend the police academy and get my badge. Once I've got at least three years under my belt, then I'll choose either between the FBI or the CIA, or one of the other government agencies, if they'll have me. My mom thinks I'm nuts, my dad thinks it would be freaking awesome, and all my friends laugh at the thought of me carrying a gun. So much for the encouragment, guys.

Besides writing, I also find that music is my other release. I listen to a wide variety of stuff, but I absolutely despise country, rap, and some hip hop. I tend to focus more on alternative, classic rock, and such. Right now, my all time favorite is 30 Seconds to Mars. I also like bands such as Saosin, The Used, The Fray, The All-American Rejects, Coldplay, Anberlin, Hinder, Snow Patrol and so on. I also love basically anything classic, like Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Doors. . .yeah, this list could go on forever.

So, the fan fiction. I only have written Harry Potter so far, but I've been contemplating tackling some stuff from elsewhere. It's just a matter of actually getting brave enough to attempt it.

Favorite HP pairings:

Hermione/Draco (only b/c there's no way in hell it would actually happen)

Hermione/Oliver Wood (damn sexy Scotsman he is!)

Hermione/Viktor Krum (there are some pretty good ones out there)

Hermione/Charlie Weasley (recently discovered this pair and absolutely adore them!)

Hermione/Sirius Black (love this pairing more and more every day!)

Hermione/Remus Lupin (there's a few good ones out there.)

Hermione/The Weasley Twins (oh gosh, amazing, amazing, AMAZING!!)

I cannot stand these pairings:

Ginny/Draco (I just find it entirely wrong, it would never work)

Draco/Harry (some of them are okay, but I just can't get into them)

Hermione/Ron (Ron was meant for the comic relief, not the romance. Sorry!)

Hermione/Harry (Harry was meant to save the Wizarding world, not fall for the bookworm!)

Harry/Ginny (as much as I want it to work, I just can't get into these either.)

So, what else do you need to know? Oh, well, I guess I'll give you the aspect of my physical appearance. I'm your typical average blonde, blue-eyed, 5'6" American teenager. I'm 20 years old, and eagerly anticipating that magical 21st birthday. I live in Indiana, which sucks a lot, and I want to get the hell outta here before I rot away in this nonexistant place. People generally piss me off, whether they mean to or not, and I tend to have a very short fuse when it comes to my anger these days.

Enough rambling! I think I've bored you all sufficiently enough to the point where you probably don't want to read my stuff now. But just give it a try, I promise they won't be bad or off the wall insane.

Here's something new for you guys. If you wanna find out more about me, check out the Myspace, you can find me there at . I should probably say, I would rather you send me a message first to let me know that you are from Add me, or whatever, but I'll let you know now that I have my account set to private mode, so you can't see my profile unless you add me. Sorry if that makes you guys mad, but I'm just playing it safe.

Thanks guys!

Hermione's engagement ring, "Nobody Said It Was Easy":

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An Affair To Remember by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger-Weasley gave up her career at the Ministry for her husband, Ron Weasley, and now works at Hogwarts... with Draco Malfoy. Her one time tormentor has begun in earnest to pursue her, determined to win her love. This will be an affair to remember! FIC CHALLENGE. Dramione Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. REVISION 2.0 in process now (rev. 1 taken down & no longer distributed).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,172 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 10/23 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Rainbow: An Arranged Marriage of Malfoy & Granger by ReWritten-string-of-stories reviews
{first of the Magically Arranged Marriage series} In an OOC post-War London, the Ministry has decided that arranging marriages is the best path to a happy Wizarding world. Thing is? Witches and wizards ages 16 through 29 didn't bargain for this. Especially not Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,604 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Life as a Zabini by Hatake Sakura Love reviews
Hermione finds out that she is adopted, then the Grangers die which leaves her broken. Hermione is for some reason now afraid of men. Can her brother and his best friend get her to get over her fear? Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,110 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4294 - Favs: 3,474 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reason For Life by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Hermione uses the Time Turner to go back before the Potter's death, not to change things, but to change the outlook of Sirius's life. She went back for the sake of Harry, the Order and for his salvation. She didn't do it to fall in love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 178,752 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
It Takes Two by juanafever reviews
Ron cheated on Hermione so she can't stay in the Burrow for the summer, a friend of hers offers her to stay with him in Bulgaria. It’s a long way to true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,281 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
Diabolical by DarkRiverTempest reviews
As an up and coming official in the department of Magical Law Enforcement, Hermione Granger has been given a case that will stretch the boundaries of her considerable knowledge, and she'll have to rely on others if she and Draco are to survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Happily Ever After by igobumpinthedark reviews
Marriage laws are now in effect. You have 30 days to comply into wedded bliss. And you damn well better be blissfull. The Ministry IS watching, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,801 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Pieces of You by Ceredwen reviews
Sirius escorts Hermione back to England at Harry's request. NC17. Written for the Valentine's Day True Love Challenge over at the lj community hermionesirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,417 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Innocence by Ceredwen reviews
What happens when two people with lives manipulated by the ministry and harmed by pureblood mania decide to fight back? Begins with a marriage law and follows them through their struggles with the wizarding world. Complete! Epilogue to follow. SBHG NC17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 208,415 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Mesmerize by Cadaverous Apples reviews
Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets, and Ginny Weasley has been living a large one. And when two Slytherins save her from it, she might be in far deeper than she could have guessed....DGB. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,613 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3690 - Favs: 7,525 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blood Price by Artemis Bloodshadow reviews
PreHBP Samara Shoreglade wanted to know who she was and where she came from, but when her family is murdered, she may learn more than she was ever ready to know. Revenge is a dark thing, as is the mind. DracoxOC WARNING: WILL GET EXTREMELY DARK
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,763 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Draco M.
Returned by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Sirius has RETURNED. Everyone else is older, wiser, and have left things unsaid. As Sirius deals with his new old life, romance accidentally happens, but someone still loves Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 182,700 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Ordinary People by inadaze22 reviews
“Let me be clear about something tonight, Granger. You're the only woman I’ve ever wanted...It’s always been you.” Draco steps in the fireplace, drops the floo powder, and disappears in a burst of green flames. Being re-written.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,343 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Quidditch Wives by atruwriter reviews
She'd never been much of a fan for the game, but she liked even less the wives that came with. :Oliver/Hermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/26/2008 - [Hermione G., Oliver W.] - Complete
Questions of Science by Countess of Abe reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,908 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Congratulations Mr Malfoy by Bickie reviews
Can Hermione and Draco work together without killing each other? or worse without f'ing each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,819 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Only In The World of Dragons by atruwriter reviews
Charlie's passion had always been dragons. Slowing down was never an option, which didn't change when he fell in love with fellow keeper Hermione Granger. At least until the life they planned together hit a dangerous, deathly snag. CWHG Summary inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,048 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - [Charlie W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Raising Draco's Son by The Evil Sheep reviews
Hermione has a son, Nick, as he grows older Nick wonders more and more about his father but Hermione doesn't plan on revealing his identity soon...but can a meeting in Fluorish and Blotts change things around?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,273 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
From Venice with Love by jamieblye reviews
On Holiday In Italy, Hermione meets a completely different Malfoy than she's used to. What will happen when school resumes? AU, Disregards book 6
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 79,810 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Swinging Balls by psychoredux reviews
Amber Owens, a spunky quirky American witch, is the new Hogwarts transfer student. Even before she steps foot inside the castle, she and local Quidditch extraordinare Oliver Wood are ready to go at eachother's throats. OWOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Oliver W., OC
The Horse, the Leopard, and the Serpent by CHEVEYO reviews
Post War: Voldemort wins, Harry Potter is said to be dead, or is he? Tyranny ensues. On girl put on the auction block and bought by Lucius may change everything. Rated for sexual content. This is an OC fic with HP. HGDM though. Try it, you might like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 120,162 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Serendipity by bethalaina reviews
Locked in an unhappy marriage, Hermione runs into an old friend during her travels for her job. HermioneViktor, some HarryGinny. If you like Ron, you probably shouldn't read this. He comes off terribly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,506 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
Listen to Your Heart by PurpleWaffles reviews
Serverus Snape has recieved a very urgent note from the ministry. It seems that his brother and sister in law have died in a car crash in the U.S. leaving their sixteen year old daughter Jazzira with no family. Snape brings the letter to Dumbledor, and
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,992 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Oliver W. - Complete
Eighteen Months by Istalindar reviews
When Hermione is diagnosed with a magic allergy and kidney failure during the summer, everything changes for her, friends, Note: I don't know a lot about kidney failure so if I offend someone or get it wrong, please tell me and I'll do wha
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,409 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Two to Tango by dracofan22 reviews
Hermione's passion is dance, but she has never told anyone about it since it isn’t offered at Hogwarts, but then in her 7th year a new class is added: Ballroom Dance! And who is to be her partner, but the handsome Draco Malfoy of course
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 70,243 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Fine Day by dracofan22 reviews
The sequel to Two to Tango. Five years ago, she left him to pursue her dream career even though she broke her own heart as well as his by doing so. Now, she is back in England, but she isn't alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,893 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Nobody Said It Was Easy reviews
Hermione's now 25 yrs. old and working as an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries. What will happen when she's assigned to uncover the mysteries behind the Veil? HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,918 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Who Says Love and Quidditch Can't Mix? reviews
Sequel to Help! Eleven years after Oliver Wood saved Hermione and her daughter, Charlotte Wood has graduated from Hogwarts and has been drafted into the Quidditch league. So how does Draco Malfoy's son fit into the story?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,629 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Help reviews
Hermione Granger is stuck in an abusive marriage. She wants to get out, and save her daughter from the abuse, but can't seem to find the strength. Will Oliver Wood be able to help her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,305 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Imperfect reviews
DracoOC Draco encounters a new girl from, of all places, Italy. Read on as Draco discovers the intriguing world of the Muggle version of Lord Voldemort's reign of terror.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,807 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Draco M., OC
Come What May reviews
Hermione's life has been torn to shreds. She goes back to Hogwarts for her final year as Head Girl, not knowing that the person she needs most will be right there with her. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,595 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Father reviews
A new girl has come to Hogwarts in Draco Malfoy's sixth year. Find out why she knows Severus Snape, and just who exactly is out to get revenge against her. DracoOC, NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,166 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Draco M. - Complete