R.C. McLachlan
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Joined 07-14-01, id: 93215, Profile Updated: 05-18-20
Author has written 36 stories for Firefly, History Boys, Supernatural, Suits, Dragon Ball Z, Avengers, Thor, and Sailor Moon.

I post exclusively on AO3 and do not check my messages/comments here; you will not find new stories on . However, I'm leaving my older stories here for now.

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Heart-Shaped Box by Reinamy reviews
In which Helga G. Pataki gets stuck in an elevator with the last person she ever wanted to be in close quarters with. Her life, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,480 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Helga, Arnold] - Complete
we're the kings (of imagining things) by somethingdifferent123 reviews
Malcolm/Sam One-Shot. Sam Cassidy and her relationship with Malcolm Tucker, greatly abridged, from beginning to end (or beginning again). "After a while it becomes part of her personality; smart, capable, obedient, good at dealing with Malcolm Tucker during one of his temper tantrums." T for canon-typical language (so, bad).
Thick of It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Malcolm T., Sam - Complete
morning glory by windsilk reviews
Sometimes, she felt like Uchiha Sakura. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/12/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Natural Selection by Aishuu reviews
After marrying Chihiro, it's Haku's turn to explore a new world. Haku must navigate human life as he struggles to find his place as a god in a faithless, electronic age. Cowritten with Murinae.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,348 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
What If by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
Read to find out... Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,022 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 4,375 - Follows: 1,007 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
100 Ways by Castalia reviews
Yuki always says 'I love you'.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Eiri Y.
Abracadabra by Lyricality reviews
SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
e c l i p s e by Chevira Lowe reviews
SasuSaku, in a very different and probably disturbing light. The world cannot stand still, life goes on, and vengeance becomes one single cruel circle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/12/2005
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Long Live The King reviews
King Vegeta comes back to life on Bulma's only day off. Naturally. (Vegeta/Bulma; ignores all of DBS and the dumb thing about Vegeta having a brother)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,984 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Bulma, Trunks, Vegeta, King Vegeta - Complete
Five Stars reviews
"One more, for science." (Michiru/Haruka, mature)
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2016 - [Michiru K./Sailor Neptune, Haruka T./Sailor Uranus] - Complete
She, Who Challenges reviews
It had been, oddly enough, Nappa's idea to strike the trade deal with Earth. (Saiyan royalty AU, Bulma/Vegeta, now with an added bonus!)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 11/15/2015 - [Bulma, Vegeta] - Complete
Lurking in the Dark reviews
The Briefs house is full of monsters. (Or, the one in which Bulma is an awesome mom.)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/28/2015
Xocolatl reviews
"We'd better make this quick. My husband's due home any minute and he'll go berserk if he sees us like this." (DBS spoilers, complete)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2015
Anatomy of a Battlefield reviews
It hadn't been until she slammed her fist against his shoulder and snarled, "Put your back into it!" that he stopped looking at her like a forbidden idol and started treating her like an opponent. (Bulma/Vegeta, rough sex)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/8/2015
Gonna Come Back Knocking reviews
It distantly occurs to Bulma that there should probably be more screaming and pleading happening in the face of the physical embodiment of all her nightmares, but all she can muster is a feeling of mild inconvenience. (Future timeline, complete)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2015 - Bulma, Android 17, Android 18 - Complete
Oxidation reviews
One of Vegeta's old enemies comes calling; Bulma is the one who answers.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,904 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/10/2015 - [Bulma, Vegeta] Trunks
In Every One, A Red Balloon reviews
"Are you having a crisis? Because from where I'm standing, it looks like a crisis and those aren't allowed. They're Prohibited. Verboten. Actually, just get out." After the events of the first Avengers film, Loki shows up with a balloon. Tony has a few questions. (Tony/Loki)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] - Complete
100 Zeni reviews
"Your father is going to be so upset."
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/11/2015 - [Bulma, Vegeta] [Trunks, Goten] - Complete
Sensory reviews
He slides into consciousness on the whisper of a turning page, and when he opens his eyes he is immediately swallowed by darkness. (Written for the tumblr prompt: "B/V, post Buu. Vegeta is hospitalised.")
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2015 - [Bulma, Vegeta] - Complete
The Place We Ran To reviews
He finds her at the edge of the world. (Bulma/Vegeta, pre-cyborgs)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/3/2015 - [Bulma, Vegeta] - Complete
Something Borrowed, Something Black and Blue reviews
Of all the things she imagined him doing, lodging a five-pound diamond in the wall above her bed at four in the morning and shouting at her to find a white dress hadn't even made the list.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,828 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/16/2015 - [Bulma, Vegeta] - Complete
Friggjarstjarna reviews
"They call it Lady's Bedstraw. But before that, they called it Frigg's grass." (Post-film, Jane/Thor)
Thor - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Complete
Accretion reviews
She's burning inside, like a star. (Jane/Thor, mature themes)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Afterwit reviews
"Good with patients, bad with relationships." That's what she told Thor before she ripped the name tag from the shirt in his hands and crumbled it in her palm, relishing the way the sticky back clung to her skin before she threw it in the waste bin. Or, the one in which Jane and Thor run into Donald Blake. (Post-film, no spoilers.)
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Tactile Perception reviews
"The day I met you, I knew you would see me." Her hands find his face, sliding over his jaw, his cheeks, and she brings their foreheads together. "The day I met you, I hit you with my car. Twice." (Post-film, no spoilers)
Thor - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Follow Me Back into the Sun reviews
Three years in 50 sentences. (Obligatory "3 Years" fic, Bulma/Vegeta)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Bulma, Vegeta] - Complete
Regent reviews
There is a faceless, woman-shaped shadow where the memory of his mother lives.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Bulma, Vegeta] Trunks - Complete
Axiom reviews
An axiom is a mathematical starting point. Loki does not know the word for an ending. (Sequel to "Solve for X," Loki/Tony - warnings for math metaphors and the gratuitous misuse of Norse mythology)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,816 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Neither White, nor Blue, nor Gray reviews
"I will give you a home, my king." (Pre-Buu Saga)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Remnants reviews
"I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night." (Dean/Castiel)
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Solve for X reviews
He cannot recall the way Muninn's black-tipped feather tore at his insides when they forced it into his body, how he screamed himself hoarse and fought against those who held him down, the desperate tone to his cries when he invoked the name of the All Father as they ripped away his magics, his birthright, everything that made him *him*. But he supposes that was rather the point.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,871 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Continual Activation reviews
He was the catalyst and she has to thank him for it.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Excerpts from The Gospel of Harvey Specter reviews
Mike can totally read people. Well, most people. Some people. Or maybe just Harvey, who's pretty much an open book. Originally posted Sept 2011.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Oneiroi reviews
There is not a dream that Castiel does not know, except this one. 5x10 AU, Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,503 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Named reviews
Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn't the worst part of Dean's week. Dean/Castiel, 4x22 AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,006 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Where the Sea and City Meet reviews
Castiel risked his life by going back to 1982 to get Dean's Christmas gift, and all Dean got him was a coat.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Happy Christmas, War Is Over reviews
A scene 'in medias res' taken from the final battle on Christmas Eve, which never occurred.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Santa Claus Is Coming to Town reviews
Dean and Sam explain the concept of Santa to Castiel, who is suitably horrified.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Gabriel's Message reviews
Castiel mourns the loss of a brother already lost.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
We All Scream reviews
Dean takes Castiel out for ice cream, which is the best and worst idea Dean's ever had.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Non Photo Blue reviews
Fifty snapshots of the before, the after, and the in-between.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Making Moves reviews
In which there is a vacancy in history, but the future looks all right. 50 sentences; 2,345 words; Dakin/Irwin
History Boys - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/30/2009 - S. Dakin, T. Irwin - Complete
Underneath the Underneath reviews
History with its flickering lamp stumbles along the trail of the past, trying to reconstruct its scenes, to revive its echoes, and kindle with pale gleams the passion of former days..." Dakin/Irwin
History Boys - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Published: 3/29/2008 - T. Irwin, S. Dakin - Complete
Ornithoptera euphorion reviews
Simon is cleaning his favorite scalpel, his very first scalpel, when he thinks 'I'm in love with the Captain'. Mal/Simon
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Simon, Mal - Complete