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"Episode 128-- Full Frontal Nudity"-- Monty Python's Flying Circus

Hello! I know I've been utterly lame at updating WFTH (Warlords Fall the Hardest), but I wrote it like I was the Grand Pumba of Team Taka. To say the least, the second it actually started going somewhere, freaking Kishi-San pwn'd my ass with an insurmountable amount of knowledge (I mean, really, couldn't he have told us all a little earlier?) that was lacking in my fic, and well...Now I just feel like a flat-out wannabe fangirl. XD I mean, Suigetsu's eyes are purple, not "teal." Anyway, I might continue it, I might not. In the meanwhile, I'll make up for it with some serious SuiKa. Plus, I feel like my plot ideas are too Karin centric. I mean, I love her just as much as the next psychotic female supporter, but it's SUIKA, so Suigetsu needs more involvement.

Anyway, for those who don't know me, my favorite characters are those making up the fantastic Team Taka. And my favorite kinds of stories are ones where the characters are in character and the writers DON'T try to make them "modern"-- if I read one more Naruto character saying, "I just got the latest Jonas Brothers' CD; BELIEVE IT!" I'm just going to have to strangle someone with their intestines.

Pairings:

SasuSaku: Love that can't be destroyed by revenge or creepy snake man/woman pedophiles. Plus, she's the only one I can imagine make him all soft inside.

SuiKa: Their pairing name literary means 'water and fire.' If that's not a sign their hatred is weird passion, I have no idea what is.

KariSaku: Blame Coloredinks and MuOnnaThorn for this, or at least read their fics. There's something alluring about Karin being protective over Sakura...

I don't EVER fish for compliments, but seriously, I'm insecure enough to unhinge the sanity of any self-esteem raiser, so please leave a review when you read. Even if it's hardcore critique, it'll help me out.

Hope you enjoy my work.

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Spencer Carlin: The Series of Fortunate Events by MGMK reviews
In this story, Spashley have an entire summer to get to know each other. Translation: no annoying people at school to get in the way.
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,537 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/5/2007 - [Ashley D., Spencer C.] - Complete
Taken by sballchica7 reviews
Slowly I turn around so I’m facing her on the bed. Her face is still just centimeters away and now I’m finally looking into those gorgeous blue eyes. I’m nearly drowning in them. ONESHOT
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Ashley D., Spencer C. - Complete
Lucky Charms by Know Err reviews
Sweet fluff.
South of Nowhere - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [Spencer C., Ashley D.] - Complete
Thirteen's Just A Number by Maria1229 reviews
Spencer's a little superstitious. ONESHOT. SpencerxAshley. Fluff. AU.
South of Nowhere - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Spencer C., Ashley D. - Complete
A Night at the Beach by vintagedork reviews
Written for my FanFic100 Spashley claim. Prompt #73: Light. Spencer and Ashley spend the night at the beach.
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Spencer C., Ashley D.
Endless Summer Days by AlyenaTheBandit reviews
Spencer and Ashley are out of school and onto freedom! These are their escapades. One hundred percent fluff.
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Spencer C., Ashley D.
The Notebook VI by hypheniated reviews
‘The enemy of my enemy is my friend.’ At least, that’s the code Sakura and Karin follows. The real enemy, the one in question, the boy-stealer, was Ino Yamanka. SasuSaku, SuiKar.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sakura H., Karin
Broken Glass by party.every.day reviews
InoxSakuraxKarin Deep down, she knew what the problem was. She didn't know that if she had to choose that she could live with just one. Why live life halfway when she could have her cake and eat it too? But then she never really did understand that saying
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Karin, Sakura H.
Too Bad Love And Hate Does Not Mix by CuteCherryBlossom reviews
Love and Hate are totally different emotions. And maybe it was just them and their weird outlooks on things but...Love and Hate just does not mix. ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Suigetsu H., Karin
Break the Rules by xBlu3-Appl3x reviews
Sometimes Team 7 wondered if Sasuke would die a virgin.....guess not. /SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
And So They Met by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] “You can’t die, Sasuke.” He was surprised by her words, and it was apparent by the shocked eyes that flickered to her face. “I will never forgive you.” He took a breath before responding. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,542 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Primrose Path by Sayaka-sama reviews
Suigetsu is not at all a hard person to please. SuiKa. Take note of the rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
A Glimpse of Normalcy by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
Never again could she afford to be human. None of the Akatsuki were and neither was he, their founder. All she needed after a hectic day was a fleeting glimpse of normalcy. She would've never thought he'd give her so much more to see. [PeinKonan] [Now AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
You Make Me Live by Honorious reviews
In which Juugo has DID, Karin works at a grocery store, and, somehow, they are friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Juugo, Karin
Self Destruction Lies In Numbers by WeLcOmE2pArAdIsE reviews
The world was three: Her. Him. And speed. Epilogue SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 243,573 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Inebriated Inquest by Sayaka-sama reviews
Wherein Sasuke learns the hard way that Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, drunk, on her period, and with a few questions to ask. Crackfic. Platonic!SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Karin, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pleasure of Hating You: The Hate Game by Iia reviews
It was preposterous, they imagined, to think that two people who couldn’t stand each other in the least would even consider doing the things that they did. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Genteel by firefly reviews
Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Juugo, Karin - Complete
WEEKS BEFORE HE LEFT by Propertyoftheuchiha reviews
Why did he leave, really? :SasuxSaku. graphic lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,495 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Warlords Fall the Hardest reviews
He dully realized he had only ever kissed her mouth, something he had an abrupt urge to change. Major SuiKa. :On hiatus till school lets out:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,724 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin