Irritable Insanity
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Joined 11-17-05, id: 932339, Profile Updated: 02-12-08
Author has written 4 stories for Ninja Turtles, and Lord of the Rings.

Name: Irritable Insanity

Age: However mature I'm acting at the moment

Height: Depends on my shoes

Yeah, I'm a bit tight-lipped about my personal stuff. Sorry 'bout that.

Favorite Books: Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Flies, the Hank the Cowdog Series, the Bible, and anything by Mark Twain.

Fave Movies/TV Shows: Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Secondhand Lions, Gladiator Garfield the Movie, The Ghost and the Darkness. Navy NCIS and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003)

Preferred Romantic Pairings:

LOTR: Aragorn/Arwen, Galadriel/Celeborn, OC/Book Character, even Original Character/Original Character.

Navy NCIS: Tony/Kate, Gibbs/Abby, or Tony/Ziva

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: I know I'm going to catch some heat, but I have a hard time imagining the Turtles in a romantic relationship with a human. That may change, but...so I go for human setups: Casey/April and Hun/Karai(this one is bizzarre, but their non-violent interactions are laugh-out-loud hilarious, almost like an old married couple.

Alright, there's something about my likies. One last word: constructive criticism is gladly accepted, but flames will be used as subsitutes for my central heating; wee, I get to save money on the electric bill!

Recently LOTR has been eating my brain with plot bunnies, so most of my work will come from there.

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A Peg Too Low by BrighidOTheShire reviews
In which Merry and Pippin stumble home from an evening of fun...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Traitors and Treachery by ForthEorlingas12 reviews
Ionrom is a simple soldier stationed at Amon Sul. As the Witch-King of Angmar presses his attack on the kingdom of Arnor, and a personal tragedy affects him, will Ionrom be able to stand and fight, when others flee?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Witch-King of Angmar
What I Live For by Calenlass Greenleaf reviews
'Everyone lives for something. No life is pointless.' Aragorn POV—in first person. Actually, if you think about it, this could be any ranger's POV. Written for OAA prompt 114—Free. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Aragorn - Complete
Puddles on the Plains by MiniFruitbat reviews
Halbarad's death on the plains. I gave up and wrote a story about canon characters. Nobody reads about nonMary Sue OCs anyways, it seems. HalbaradAragorn. You could even choose to see it as slash if you want something really clichéd.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Aragorn - Complete
A Proper Battle by MiniFruitbat reviews
War looms between South Gondor and fief Lebennin. A Northern Ranger is bound as squire to the land's young prince, but how can you die for someone you hate? Not a warm and fuzzy story: our protagonist is a bit too pragmatic for honor. Reviews appreciated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2006
Coming of Age by Hakucho reviews
A special date is coming up, and the daughter of the Shredder knows it. Saki and Karai relationship focus, once more. Character bashing will NOT be tolerated. Please read and review!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006
Elrond's Surgery by Quickbeam29 reviews
When Arwen brings Frodo back, stabbed and looking inebriated, it is up to the skills of Elrond to save him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2004
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Forging a Dark Iron Blade reviews
A shorter story, probably, focusing on the backstory of Morangmacar, an OC from Wilds of Eriador and Chance Meetings. Will work in canon characters as appropriate, but this if pretty far pre-War of the Ring. Starts about maybe 290 Third Age
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009
The Wilds of Eriador reviews
Farbarad and company have their task from the Aran of Imladris. They set off through the High Pass for Rhovanion, but a meeting with a familiar face throws a kink into the group and changes a few plans. LOTR A/U, set 15 years before FOTR. OC heavy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,139 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008
Odd Meetings reviews
Aragorn returns to Lord Elrond and his travelling companions after having met and spoken to the perorch Morangmacar.He tells his comrades of the meeting and is informed of a mysterious curse associated with the creature. Young Aragorn, Imladrim,, and OCs
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Aragorn
Tying a Loose End reviews
Hun and Karai have a a little chat before the events of Exodus, and for once, Hun is actually civil. Why is this, and why is Chaplin being so funky? Please Read and Review. Flames will be used as Yule log kindling
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete