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Joined 11-17-05, id: 932515
Author has written 2 stories for Phantom of the Opera, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

Hello all! waves cheerfully

Just a little bit about my penname personality, which resembles my normal life but isn't quite the same.

eepybird is a tall blond teenaged girl who constantly wears a little red clown nose. Unlike me, she has loads of slinkys (slinkies? eew no. slinkys.) that follow her around and do her bidding. The slinkys come in many colors and eat dead batteries for breakfast. I am hoping to get a similar troupe of slinkys as soon as possible. So far I have one. This might take a while.

eepybird can solve the Rubik's cube about ten seconds faster than I can, which makes her best time 40 seconds and her average time 1 minute exactly. Rubik's cubes, however, are far too geeky and immobile to do minion work, so they just sit around eepybird's house when they are not in use.

eepybird loves reading, as do I. She went and saw The Phantom of the Opera and got far better seats than I did, which annoys me. But I got to see La Boheme (the opera) and then RENT (the awesome spin-off on the opera) and then the movie RENT, and she only got to see the movie. So ha.

I'd just like to say that everyone I've read here is absolutely nuts, which should be taken as a high compliment.

Breathe deep, seek peace.

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Phantom Companions by Misty Breyer reviews
Two cousins are transported from their twentyfirst century home to the shore of Erik's lakeside lair during a thunderstorm. The girls latch on and turn Erik's cozy little world upside down. EOC ROC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 161,894 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Erik
Where You Long To Be by Zerbinetta reviews
We all know the story. Sues get sucked into the world of Movie!PotO. But what happens when two anti!Sues, a slightly devious tomboy with a Gerik fettish and a Kay phan who takes vocal lessons, appear in the movie world? And what if they have a plan ready?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,884 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Haircomb of the Bathroom by silentfilmfan91 reviews
This is a remix of phantom of the opera, with the Phantom as a haircomb, Christine as listerine, and raoul as a towel. And it all takes place in the bathroom of a person who befriends inanimate objects! r&r and be nice this is my first one!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005
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Erik and the XMen reviews
The Phantom of the Opera suddenly finds himself in the 21st century, where the Xmen take him in until they can figure out how to return him to his novel. The results are odd, to say the least...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,910 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 11/30/2005
Lovely Convicts reviews
A parody on Lovely Ladies from Les Miserables, the musical.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete