Funsmoke
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Joined 11-17-05, id: 932585
Author has written 7 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Professional, X-Men: The Movie, X-Men, Misc. Movies, and Kushiel's Legacy series.
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Promises to Keep by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
"But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep." AU. What if Lyanna had survived childbirth and married Robert? What would happen to Jon? What if Rhaego had survived? What if Melisandre was right?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,448 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Robert B., Jon S.
Making Friends by Twist reviews
A charming little story involving assault.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Hogswatch Dinner by Roruna reviews
Trade with Eruthiel. C'est a one shot. Hogswatch is a time to spend it with people you love. So Vimes spends it with two important women in his life, Sybil Ramkin and Annabel Curry.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Faultlines by Pinky Brown reviews
Breaking up is hard to do, but Ron and Hermione are about to discover that putting the pieces back together is even harder. This story was nominated in 5 categories and Winner of "Best Angst Fic" at the 2008 Ron/Hermione Awards on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 204,241 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Bed Mates by Minkychan reviews
Chamber and Jubilee have an unexpected encounter when they are left alone... Set sometime during Generation X
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008
Escape From Oblivion by GobSmackt reviews
Harry Potter is completely oblivious and Hermione Granger is sick of hiding her love for him. So adorning a sinfully seductive dress she decides to do something about it. NEW CHAPTER UPDATE And if you're REALLY interested, an author's note in my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,694 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Good as Gold by Camillo reviews
Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hand to Hand, Hand to Mouth by The Last European reviews
Jubilation Lee lives life on her own terms. It's just that sometimes she doesn't know exactly what those terms are.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,088 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006
Phantoms of the Past by stefanie bean reviews
Erik is dead, and Christine returns to bury him, but past secrets don't stay that way. (RC, Leroux-based)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 10/19/2005 - [Christine, Raoul] Erik, Persian/Daroga - Complete
Logan's Twinkie Run by Connecticut Junkie reviews
Logan and Jubes get gas. The fuel variety, like, ew! Grow up, dude. Sequel to "To Catch a Twinkie Thief." Set in movie-verse, but for explanation as to why its over here, see prior story
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Published: 4/5/2005 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Jubilee - Complete
Home From the Hill by Ramos reviews
Eight months ago, Jubilee and Bishop disappeared. The firecracker they recover has grown up hard. FINAL CHAPTER LOADED.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,028 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2002 - Published: 6/27/2001 - Complete
Steppin' Out With Wolvie by Ramos reviews
Wolverine & Jubilee go out on the town. Some language, eventually slides into steamy 'R' rating. Originally archived at WolverineandJubilee, but chapter four exceeds Ascian's ratings policy. Read the full version here!
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,195 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/18/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Jubilee - Complete
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Kushiel's Pupil reviews
Something of which Ms. Carey would sternly disapprove. The life of young Anafielle de Montrève. She bears no mote in her summer-sky blue eyes, but what does mighty Kushiel have to teach the daughter of his living avatar?
Kushiel's Legacy series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,549 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010
Adieu, Mimi
Based on Une Vielle Maitresse, or The Last Mistress. Hermangarde's mistress has something to say.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,770 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Smiley Stickers reviews
A Wolvie/Jubes friendship drabble. An outing to Wal-Mart. Yay!
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Jubilee - Complete
Nil Desperandum reviews
The movieverse life of your favourite firecracker, and insertion into which of one hairy Canadian wildman. Rated for coarse language and imagery. In Jubilee's POV. Now with 10% more attitude, with a side of gratuitous violence!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,053 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Jubilee, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Sa Femme reviews
There is another woman in the Palais Garnier. Where is Erik, and what is Raoul becoming? Not a MarySue, companion piece to 'The Dying Hours,' and set four months after.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,968 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Raoul, Persian/Daroga
Milk and Bourbon reviews
Seventeen years after 'Leon,' or 'The Professional,' Mathilda remembers. A little dark, rating for language. Could possibly continue, but at the moment is a standalone oneshot.
Professional - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
The Dying Hours reviews
A fallen Angel, he lies in the goldsheathed palaces of Mazenderan. A young Lioness struggles to assert herself. Their tie? An oath signed in the blood of afterbirth and the promise of love. Stranger than you dreamt it, Leroux based. Companion to Sa Femme.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Erik