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Joined 11-17-05, id: 932659, Profile Updated: 10-03-10
Author has written 32 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Galerians, Weiss Kreuz, Gravitation, Yami no Matsuei, Metal Gear, Tekken, House, M.D., Naruto, and Avengers.

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Existential Crises by Igorina reviews
When Pollution starts to question his role in the universe the consequences for Heaven, Hell, Earth and the Horsepersons prove to be completely unprecedented. Contains Crowley x Pollution, Famine x Pollution and Aziraphale x Rare First Editions.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,382 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Pollution, A. Crowley
Roses in Rain by seven dials reviews
Aya rescues a mysterious young girl with strange powers and dark secrets. What will happen when her past catches up with her? Why is nobody listening to Ken? And will Weiss ever manage to get rid of her? Ongoing, contains curse-words and brief violence.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,562 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Ken H., Youji K.
Nymph by SilverShine reviews
To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,412 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Don't Take Me Alive by Winter Weatherman reviews
Itachi knows who will understand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bluescreen by Orm reviews
Deidara–centric Akatsuki fic set in a cyberpunk/sci–fi AU. Contains made–up slang, cyborgs and swearing. Mostly gen but hints of SasoDei if you're looking for them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,224 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Wavelengths by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially retarded. Or how Naruto got a clue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,009 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Song of Splinters by Marijn reviews
Ninjas are meant to survive, and the ninja hidden in the Sound more so than any others. With this in mind, Tayuya survives past her time. [An AU set several hours after her defeat in the Valley of the End arc] [Very bloody, you have been warned]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Tayuya, Anko M.
What Remains Unmentioned by Dayadhvam reviews
Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Tactical Idiocy Action: Metal Gear Solid by DarkGidora reviews
Finally Complete. The epic tale of Solid Snake's struggle against FoxHound, devoid of any epicness.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,231 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 10/30/2004 - S. Snake, Liquid S. - Complete
I Must Paint You by Lotos-Eater reviews
Sai meets the Sand siblings. Suddenly crazy nicknames are the least of team Kakashi’s worries. [TemariSai, oneshot, lime] [Someone had to write it!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Temari, Sai - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Drowning Is Like This by shoutgraffiti reviews
If birds of a feather flock together... Uchiha Itachi in 10 glimpses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Last One Standing by Psychodahlia reviews
What happened to Tot after the mansion fell? Is she Nanami or is she Tot? Chapter five is here!
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Tot, Manx
Knockout by Rilina reviews
Sakura's always known how to throw a punch. Character study, genfic, set during the timeskip. One shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Stage by Firefly99 reviews
MGS2. Mei Ling. Saving, secrets, stages and Shakespeare.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2006 - M. Ling, S. Snake - Complete
Ataxia by Dahne reviews
She will not regret. WolfMeryl, shoujo ai.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Complete
Softly Say Goodnight by Chevira Lowe reviews
(PG-15) Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsunade as a team. How they began, and why they fell apart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005
Reprieve by Aeanagwen reviews
Tatsumi needs someone to protect. Spoilers for the Kamakura Arc.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/1/2003
Sunshine In Winter by Guardian1 reviews
Yuffie Kisaragi gets into trouble, and her whole life changes when she is maimed. Sentenced to death in a matter of months, the only person she can rely on is Vincent Valentine. Finished.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,821 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 12/4/2000
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Avengers vs Teamtech Innovations reviews
Complete crack. Norman Osborn signs his Dark Avengers up for some much needed team building activities at Teamtech Innovations, and carnage ensues.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Kingpin reviews
Itachi centric oneshot set on the massacre night, mildly delirious Fugaku POV. Spoilers for latest manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Afterdamp reviews
Afterdamp is the toxic mixture of gases left in a mine following an explosion. Post 362 AU, Deidara and Itachi centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Lux Lacuna reviews
Team 7 meet their new member, a neurologically altered, laser implanted assassin. Sai and Sakura centric science fiction AU. Loosely follows the Rescue Gaara arc and beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sai, Sakura H.
Peace, Love and Unicorns reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Prettiest Princess reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Felix Culpa reviews
The felix culpa, or blessed fall. An attack from the Kyuubi leaves Itachi blind, his mind shattered and memories gone. Meanwhile, Kakashi is still recovering from the aftermath of a mission gone badly wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,828 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Escape From Akatsuki Castle reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Tourniquet reviews
Sakura is still in love with the dead. And Sai? Sai doesn't even know what love is. Darkish fic about Sakura, Sai, and the ties that bind them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
The Sound of His Wings reviews
I knew you were coming, when I heard the sound of your wings. Didn't you hear them, Tsuzuki, when death finally came for you?
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Super Happy Funtime With Sai reviews
Sai makes up for seventeen years' worth of birthdays in one go, and a super happy funtime is had by all. Well, except Hebi, who are just too cool and morally ambiguous for this party. SakuraSai cracky fluff, fluffy crack, something like that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Eight Months Ephemeral, In Oils reviews
Sasori had never felt much since the accident, as though the surgeon's grafts had gone so deep they had left him with a cicatrix heart. AU, with art, SasoDeishness, and eight months in oils.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Curious Itachi Meets The Friendly Puppy reviews
Extremely cracky, Akatsuki centric humour, in which Itachi meets his new guide dog, Mr Whiffles. May possibly be some sort of cry for help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Owe reviews
Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Tokyo After Midnight reviews
Telepathy cuts both ways. Schuldich wakes up in a cell, and everything goes downhill from then on. A slightly odd post tower fic, featuring crazy!Schu and vague SchuldichFarfarello.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Schuldig, Farfarello - Complete
Core Collapse reviews
AU, featuring rogue black ops unit Akatsuki. Sasori and Deidara centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Grim Trigger Complex reviews
AU. Tatsumi has a habit of picking up waifs and strays. TatsumixHisoka.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,668 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006
Spawn of House reviews
One paternity test answers the two oldest debates in human history. Firstly, nurture beats nature every time. Secondly, there truly is no god.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2007 - G. House - Complete
Breaking the Silence reviews
Lili and Dragunov centric. Mildly AU, warnings for generally non fluffy content.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Meltdown reviews
AU for the final episode. In the heart of Touda's flames, Hisoka tried to take Tsuzuki's pain away and the empath's own mind broke under the overload. In progress.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,628 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006
Agony in Pink House reviews
Fluffy, cracky humour. In which Tatsumi gets over his morbid fear of girls.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
Folie à Deux reviews
Tsuzuki & Touda fic. The aftermath of the Kyoto events leave Tsuzuki afraid that he destroys everything he touches.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Operation Merry Christmas reviews
Because even sociopathic black op agents enjoy a traditional family Christmas. Just the sort of traditional Christmas that comes with Decoy Santas, telekinetically flying reindeer and the Sorrow of Christmas Past.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Crossover From Hell reviews
The shinigami on their most dangerous assignment yet.. taking on Lord Voldemort and his sixty illegitimate American transfer student daughters. Humour.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Evergreen reviews
Anime based, disjointed little oneshot. In the afterlife, there is no more ashes to ashes and dust into dust. Hisoka could learn to become evergreen.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Einigkeit Macht Stark reviews
Schwarz and Weiss mix to make.. Lila? So, unfortunately those mysterious psychic all girl assassin teams who keep appearing in the Weiss universe stole all the cool colour names. Humour.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,341 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006
Vicissitude reviews
Schwarz has fallen, and new threats arise from Eszet. Nagi, Farfarello and Tot deal with the aftermath of the tower incident. AU.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Farfarello, Nagi N.
The Art of Falling Apart reviews
Rewrite. The rise and fall of the infamous Nittle Grasper, through to their eventual self destruction and descent into substance abuse and scandal.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Ryuichi S., Touma S.
Endtimes reviews
What happens when the killing stops? Atoning for his sins, a saner Farfarello waits for the Second Coming of Christ. Ken visits the asylum.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Farfarello, Ken H. - Complete
Glitch reviews
A brief encounter with Nitro leaves Ash uneasy. There's a fault, somewhere in the system.
Galerians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
Redemption reviews
..'I am vengeance, judgement and one day I will be reclamation. I will take back my birthright one silent death at a time'. The darker side of Yuffie Kisaragi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Yuffie K. - Complete