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Author has written 14 stories for Pokémon, Resident Evil, Karate Kid, Hunger Games, and Transformers.

I decided it was time to give my profile a complete overhaul, since I've been on this site for five years now, and have been writing stories for four years.

First off, some quick facts.

Name: Andrew

Age: 18

Birthday: November 12th, 1991

Eyes: Bluish-grey

Hair: Brown

Location: The state of Virginia in the United States of America, though I am originally from the state of Washington, the place were the Twilight books take place. (Makes me embarrassed to be a Washingtonian, since everyone thinks I like Twilight since it takes place there, but no, Twilight is not the only thing to come out of there, you also have famous old-time singer Bing Crosby, star of the 1960's Batman TV show, Adam West, famous guitarist Jimi Hendrix, and the leader of the cult grunge band, Nirvana, the late Kurt Cobain.)

Race: Techinically, human, since I don't count things like white, black, Hispanic, or Asian as races, but I'm white.

Likes: video games, movies, Marvel Comics, Pokemon, Batman, Superman, and Transformers.

Dislikes: Holier than thou cunts, fanboys, stupid people, party voters, hypocrites, and extreme Conservatives/extrme Liberals. The only way to go, as far as I'm concerned, is moderate.

Ambitions: To become the next big name star in Hollywood.

Favorite films:

Top 5

5. Tim Burton's Batman

4. The original Superman, starring Christopher Reeve

3. Michael Bay's Transformers (Revenge of the Fallen shares this spot with original 2007 film as well)

2. The Patriot- Best movie about the American Revolutionary War I've ever seen, and the best movie I've seen Heath Ledger (RIP) in besides The Dark Knight.

1. Red Dawn- the original 1984 film about a fictional invasion of the United States by the Soviet Union, Cuba, and Nicaragua. I'm interested in seeing the 2010 remake, though.

Favorite video games: Pokemon games, Halo trilogy, Metal Gear Solid series, Resident Evil series, Freedom Fighters (hope they eventually make the sequel to it) Paper Mario, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Star Fox series, Goldeneye 007, Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, Grand Theft Auto IV, The Legend of Zelda series.

Best movie trilogies I've ever seen:

5. The Indiana Jones trilogy (although I did enjoy Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) Harrison Ford as a world travelling archaeologist who battles the Nazis, Thuggees, and Soviets for an ancient artifact with mystical powers.

4. The original Star Wars trilogy: The classic story of Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Princess Leia and their cool friends uniting to take down the evil Galactic Empire, plus, one of my favorite villains of all time, Darth Vader.

3. The Terminator trilogy (although I did enjoy Terminator: Salvation) Arnold Schwarzenegger as a time-traveling cyborg from the future sent to kill Sarah Conner in the first film, and then to protect John Connor in the second and third films.

2. Back to the Future trilogy- Three fun-filled adventure movies with Michael J. Fox playing Marty McFly, with his good friend, a scientist by the name of Dr. Emmet Brown, as they travel to the years 1985, 1955, 2015, and 1885 using a time-travelling DeLorean.

1. The Karate Kid trilogy- Famous 80's teen star Ralph Macchio and Academy Award nominee Pat Morita star together in a story about how two people strike a great friendship and overcome the odds, whether it be stopping harassing bullies, a vengeful boy who wants Daniel dead, or the leaders of a karate dojo who want revenge. By all means, fuck the remake, you can't replace Pat Morita with Jackie Chan.

Favorite books: All of S.E. Hinton's classic teenage drama novels, the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, Jaws by Peter Benchley, Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Best horror movies I've ever seen. Just two.

2. Jaws- The story of a giant great white shark that attacks a New England beach resort, and three men, the chief of police, a Captain Ahab-esque fisherman, and a marine biologist go out to stop it.

1. The Exorcist- Not the scariest movie ever made as people always like to say, but definitely the most disturbing I've ever seen. A movie about a little girl that gets possessed by some unknown force (whether it be the Devil or some other demon, it's up to the viewer to decide) and two Catholic priests that try to save her. Parts of it don't feel like a horror movie, but more of a straight drama, and the really disturbing stuff with the little girl's deformed face doesn't really come in until the final twenty minutes of the film. If you have a strong stomach and are looking for a good story, I highly recommend.

Religious beliefs: I'm a Protestant Christian, part of a small sect called the Assemblies of God, although I have been attending a Salvation Army church. I've also looked into other religions when I had doubts about my faith, including Buddhism, Scientology, and I was even an Athiest for a while before coming back to Christianity.

Favorite comedians: Robin Williams and George Carlin.

I also have a Facebook account, and a Myspace that I don't log into anymore. I won't display them here, if you want them, you ask for them.

Information about my stories

Royalty in Exile (hiatus) Haven't touched this story since 2007, basically a re-telling of the movie Rumble Fish with Pokemon characters.

Sharpedos!- (complete) The only story that I've ever completed. A re-telling of the movie Red Dawn with Pokemon characters.

Their War, Our World (in progress) Pokemon/Transformers crossover. Got the idea after seeing the 2007 live-action Michael Bay film.

Love of a Hero (hiatus) My first non-Pokemon fanfic, a Resident Evil/Spider-Man crossover. Haven't touched this one in a while either.

The Covenant's Revenge (hiatus) Pokemon/Halo crossover. I still have the second chapter partway written, but have some insane writer's block on this one.

The Batman (in progress) Pokemon/Batman crossover. Got this idea after seeing The Dark Knight.

The Man of Steel (hiatus/seriously considering cancelling it) Resident Evil/Superman crossover. I published this back in 2009, but not a single review has been left for it. Weak. Maybe I'll cancel this.

Secrets, Lies, and Love (in progress/main focus) A Karate Kid story, basically a story of how Daniel and Ali reunite after seven years since the events of the first movie. Got second chapter halfway written, but I'm moving soon, plus I have school.

The Future they Never Wanted (new story/in progress/main focus) A story idea I got after playing Modern Warfare 2. A story about how Team Rocket and a selfish act of a certain character starts World War III. Haven't started second chapter yet, but I'm in process of moving and night school.

Favorite quotes by George Carlin (may he rest in peace and take over Hell)

I had an interesting morning: I got into an argument with my Rice Krispies; I distinctly heard, "Snap, Crackle, Fuck you." I'm not sure which one of them said it - I was reaching for the artificial sweetener at the time and not looking directly into the bowl - but I heard it. I said, "Well, you can all just sit there in the milk, as far as I'm concerned, until I find out which one of you said that." Mass punishment: the idea is to turn them against one another. Hmm, silly me, big punishment; that's what Rice Krispies do - sit in the milk, that's their job. You've seen them: delicate, beige blisters of air floating proudly in the milk. And you can't sink 'em: they REFUSE to sink. The Navy ought to use them in life preservers, that's where they're really needed. And do you know how Rice Krispies manage to float for such a long time? By clinging to one-another. They buddy-up. They gather in little groups of eight, ten, or sometimes twelve - but, if you've noticed, it's always an even number; that's because of the electro-magnetic polarity of the Krispies attracts them to one-another. It binds them into pairs like sub-atomic particles. They form little colonies and you can't sink them, not even with a spoon - they just come bobbing up over the sides of the spoon, laughing at you and revelling in their buoyancy. Hard to sink.
That's what the fruit is for. Not for added taste, not for nutrition - it's for sinking the Rice Krispies. Believe me, a good-sized peach hurled full-force from a step-ladder can take down eighty or ninety of the little buggers in one glorious splash. And I have absolutely no mercy: if I'm REALLY pissed off, I'll climb up to the upstairs balcony and drop a watermelon on them. That'll teach 'em to sass me at breakfast.

I don't like porno movies; they piss me off. First they show a great-looking naked woman who starts playing with herself and, while I'm watchin', she sorta becomes my girlfriend. And then suddenly, in walks a guy with a big dick and he starts fucking my girlfriend. Pisses me off.

Ahh, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing your song, and - best of all - occasionally peck someone's eyes out.

Haven't we gone far enough with this colored ribbons for different causes? Every cause has its own color: red for AIDS, blue for child abuse, pink for breast cancer. I got a brown one, know what it means? Eat shit, motherfucker.

When I die, I don't wanna be buried. But I don't wanna be cremated either. I wanna be blown up: put me on a pile of explosives and blow me up. Or throw my body from a helicopter; that would be fun. One stipulation: wherever I land, ya have to leave me there. Even if it's on the mayor's lawn. Just let me lie there. Would keep the dogs away.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

If I had my choice of how to die, I'd like to be sitting on the crosstown bus and just suddenly burst into flames.

You know what would be great? To be in a coma. Y'know; you're still alive but ya have no responsibilities:
-"He owes me six thousand dollars."
-"He's in a coma."
-"Ahh, okay. Never mind."

Most people understand that cats are completely different from dogs. And, generally, they like them for different reasons. One quality people like in cats is their independance. They appreciate a pet who can take care of himself. "I never have to do a thing: he cleans his room, makes his own clothing, and drives himself to work." Unlike dogs who are needy and dependant, and who like you merely because you know where the food is located. Cats don't get all hung up on fake affection; they don't go nuts and slobber all over you when you come home the way a dog does. They parcel out a certain limited amount of physical affection from time to time, but it probably has more to do with static electricity than anything else.
Cats have another quality I find admirable: blamelessness. When a cat makes a mistake he doesn't accept responsibility, or show embarrasment. If he does something really stupid, like jumping up onto a table and landing in four separate coffee cups, he passes the whole thing off as routine. Dogs aren't like that: if a dog knocks over a lamp, you can tell who did it by looking at the dog; he acts guilty and ashamed. Not the cat: when a cat breaks something he simply moves along to the next activity. "What's that? The lamp? Not me, fuck that: I'm a cat. Something broken? Ask the dog." A cat can make any mistake appears intentional. You ever seen a cat race across a room and crash into a glass door? Doesn't faze him at all. Whisshh, bam! "I meant that. I actually meant that. That's exactly what I was trying to do." Then he limps behind the couch, holding his head: "Uhh, Jesus. Fuckin' meow. Goddamn fuckin' meow." Your cat is much too proud to let you see him suffer, but if you look behind the couch you'll see him recuperating fro a domestic mishap: "I... tried to jump from the sofa to the window, didn't make it. Tore a ligament. Got milk?"
Cats are very tactile. They love to rub against your leg. If you own a cat and have a leg, you got a happy cat. "Oh boy, oh boy. I'm rubbing against his leg. How I love his leg." If you have two legs, you got yourself a party. "Oh boy, oh boy. Two legs. Now I can do the figure-eight." They love to do the figure-eight. Around one leg, in-between, and then around the other. "Oh boy, oh boy. I'm doing the figure-eight." He'll rub against your legs even if you're not there yet. You might be twenty feet down the hall. As soon as he sees you coming he starts walking sideways: he doesn't wanna miss a shot at your legs. "Oh boy, oh boy. Here he comes. SOON I'll be doing the figure-eight."
Cats are so tactile, you don't even have to do the petting. All you need to do is put your hand somewhere near him and he'll lean into you and do all the work. They love to push back.
Then there's the ass trick. D'you ever stroke a cat who's lying absolutely flat and, before you've run your hand half-way down his back, his ass is sticking way up in the air, as if you've pressed an ass button or something. "Isn't he a cute little- holy shit, how did he do that?!" Or sometimes, if he's on the bed with you, he'll climb onto your chest and stick his ass right in your face: "Hey, here's my ass! Check my ass, daddy! Get a nice, clean look at my ass!" And then, while he's showing you his ass, he starts that kneading thing with his paws, like he's playing the piano. God, I hate that.
-"Get him offa me! Jesus, I hate that! I don't even know what it IS and I hate that. It's as if he got a hold of some bad drugs or somethin'. What is that?"
-"It's an instinctive nursing behaviour, honey. He misses his mommy."
-"Ehh, you always say that. You said that about the mailman."

The story is that, if you're comdemned to death, they have to give you one last meal. What is that all about anyway? I mean a group of people plans to kill you so they want you to eat something you like? Is it a joke? Do they think the food part will take your mind off the dying part? Or do they just prefer to kill you when you're coming off a peak experience and you're full of positive energy? I'm not sure what kind of sick game is going on but - what the hell - you might as well play along, have a little fun. Order a Happy Meal. Tell 'em you wanna go to Hooters and eat on the patio. Inform them you've converted to a religion that embraces cannibalism and you'd like to eat a baby... with a small salad. I just think there's some great potential here for fun and mischief. In fact, I'm thinkin' that if you worked it just right you might even squeeze a little extra time out of 'em; time to file a coupla hundred more frivolous appeals. Because, as I understand it: they have to give ya any meal ya ask for. Not including elephant, of course. Ya can't expect 'em to startin' a brand new elephant just for one meal. But, short of that, they have to give ya pretty much what you want. It's part of the humanity involved: "Let's kill this fuck, but let's be civil." Have a little fun. But some time. When they ask you what you want, tell 'em ya can't decide - that's all there is to it: ya can't decide. "Gee, I dunno. I'm not sure whether I want steak or lobster. I mean, I really love them both. Haven't had a lobster in quite a while. But on the other hand I really love chicken. It's my good luck food. And they're both rich in protein. I just can't figure it out." What can they do? Can they kill you under those circumstances? Can they go ahead and kill you if you honestly don't know what you want for dinner? Tell them you're willing to take a lie detector test and truth serum but ya honestly can't decide. Can they kill ya? Huh? Can they drag ya down the last mile shouting, "Serf! Serf, I'm on the horns of a dilemma!" I think they'd have to give ya a little more time. Imagine if ya kept it up for six months. Think of the headlines: Condemned Man Still Alive, Can't Decide, Leans Toward Lobster." Three years go by, five, seven. And then finally one morning you wake up and it's clear as a bell:
-"Alright, I've decided. I dunno why I didn't think of this a long time ago. I'm gonna have the lamb chops."
-"Alright, lamb chops it is. And how did you want them cooked?"
-"Jeez, I hadn't thought of that. Lemme see, how do I want them cooked? Listen guys, can I get back to ya on that?"
"Hungry Man Executed, Dragged Down Last Mile Screaming, "Medium!""

RIP George Carlin (May 12th, 1937- June 22nd, 2008)

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Poke'mon Meets The Simpsons by Neo Namco reviews
The world of Poke'mon and The Simpsons is brought together with hilarious consequences and not to mention disasterous consequences.
Crossover - Simpsons & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 7/24/2007
They Couldn't Tell Me to Love by StillNear reviews
It's 1966 out in Pallet Town. There's a huge war going on between Socs, the aloof, rich kids, and greasers, the bad hoodlums. One day, on a strange stroke of destiny, Ash and Misty meet. After that, it's them against the unbreakable social difference.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,137 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
My lone hero by Somethingnotcreative reviews
After being saved from being haressed, May starts to see the loner of the class, Ash in a different way.Advanceshipping, AshxMay, Aamayl.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,808 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka - Complete
Crushed by Eve Davidson reviews
Ali and her crush on Daniel-beach scene.
Karate Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Ali M., Daniel L.
She & Him by janey's got a gun reviews
AU/HSfic Chris is new in town but he isn't quite settled. Without much effort, he is labeled the delinquent of town, and decides to live up to the name, until he goes too far. He meets everyone including Jill and is taken through a ride of his life...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,710 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Chris R., Jill V.
Estimated Life Expectancy by arcanelegacy reviews
When something happens to Jill that no one expected, Chris might just be forced into doing the unthinkable in order to save her. Chris/Jill, Pre RE5. AU now that RE5 is out. CONTAINS CHARACTER DEATH. COMPLETE, will NOT be continued.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,934 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Chris R., Jill V. - Complete
Only Through The Pain by The Magnificent Kiwi reviews
One year has passed since the events in Kijuju but for some the painful memories linger and the associated guilt proves too corrosive, too potent to be forgotten. As they attempt to settle down Chris and Jill find themselves haunted by their past. C/J
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 182,404 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jill V., Chris R. - Complete
Ash Ketchum: Superman by DChan87 reviews
Ash Ketchum is your seemingly ordinary Pokemon trainer from Pallet Town...or is he? He has a secret. One that could save us all...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] Brock/Takeshi, Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
More Than Meets The Eye by Classic Cowboy reviews
Two Wars have ended. Two Monsters have been destroyed. But in a twist of fate, the two threats have been revived as one. Now on the eve of a new war, can the survivors rise to meet the challenge? HPTF chap 8's site error corrected, quotations back!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,320 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P., Optimus Prime
From Servant to Stardom by MisterP reviews
From a two-month servitude to the Challenge of the Elite Four, many difficult trials will test if Ash Ketchum can be a Pokémon Master. AbilityShipping, AshxAnabel, SatoLila, AaAL, minor MirrorRivalShipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 273,188 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Anabel/Lila - Complete
New Journey, New Relationship by Lusitania reviews
Just a story about ash and misty...and brock going on another pokemon journey. And on the way, Ash and Misty's relantionship gets deeper. First pokemon fic. AshMisty. Rated for lemon on the last chapter. Wraning: This fic is not for Brock fans.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,959 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007
MIA by Im-Heavily-Medicated reviews
Five years have passed since she dissapeared. Ash doesn't know what to do with himself anymore. Close to the edge of insanity, and manic depression, he goes off to look for her. AAML,AshXMisty R&R plz!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
A Gym Leader's Unfinished Task by FutureAJ reviews
Ash is getting closer and closer to the Sinnoh League now only Volkner stands in his path. What happens when Misty rejoins Ash and co?Can Misty tell Ash her long kept secrect? And,will Ash defeat Volkner or,will he need a special someone to lend a hand?PS
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,805 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Pokemon: Nightfire by pikachutranerash reviews
Ash, Misty, and Brock have joined the Kanto Secret Service after learning of Delia's kidnapping by Team Rocket. Will they save the world? Misty wonders if Ash has gotten over May yet. AshMisty AshMay Goes with James Bond. Please please review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,967 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
Seeds of Oblivion by JadeDolphin22 reviews
Movieverse:Sam and Michaela decide to take Bumblebee out for a well deserved break. Meanwhile, Starscream bands together the remaining Decipticons to continue the war but will both sides be able to put aside their differences to fight a much bigger threat
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,649 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
To win Ash back, Anabel and Ash's break up by Kururu soucho boy reviews
After Anabel makes a mistake and thinks that Ash cheated on her. She dumps him. But then learns the truth. Sorry the first chapter is so short.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Anabel/Lila
Say Goodnight by Raesha Valentine reviews
Ash has finally become Champion, and now he has to say goodbye to Misty or tell her how he feels. Which will he choose? Well, I know! But you don't!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
My Emotional Execution by Maia's Pen reviews
One shot. “Not telling Misty how I felt then . . . it was more than just a mistake, beyond mere regret – it is THE mistake, THE regret of my life. I guess it took seeing her with HIM to realize it.” Pokeshipping Ash X Misty .
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Ash's Mistake by Neo Namco reviews
Ash makes a mistake he may regret for the rest of his life when he doesn't return Misty's feelings.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,166 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
A Search For The Past by StarsAlphaJill reviews
Chris Redfield has been trying to put an end to Umbrella for about 6 years...Doing little missions at a time. Now he got himself stuck in the desert.He hasn't seen any of his S.T.A.R.S comrades since..What shall be instored for our dear Chris?On Hold
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 10/14/2006
Searching for Answers by KaoruPhoenix reviews
The whole Pokémon gang is older, and a lot of stuff has gone on and gone wrong. Ash doesn't realize how dangerous his life has become after Misty's return.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,058 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 10/7/2003
Time After Time by Neo Namco reviews
Taken after the movie 'The Butterfly Effect' Ash discovers a way to to travel back in time and alter the events in his past. But you change one thing...you change everything. AAML.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
That One Fateful Night by White Paladin reviews
I'M BACK! The long awaited chapter is on its way by the first week of July!When two friends go too far, will they ever be able to recover their old lives? AAML.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,231 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 11/27/2004
Shadow Games by I Like My Sitar reviews
AAMayL. Ash and May travel to Orre on league buisness, and meet up with some friendly and unfriendly faces, and have to stop Team Cipher from taking over Orre! Colleseumshippy and rocketshippy, but not very much.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,599 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005
Misty's hope by Angel SkyKitten reviews
[COMPLETED] When Ash makes a stupid mistake, the price he pays for his actions is Misty. Jack steps in to sweep Misty off her feet, but when his true intentions are revealed to all but Misty, what can Ash do to save her? Please read and review!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,034 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Complete
Whole New World by DragoKnight reviews
A wormhole sends Ash and Pikachu into the digital world during the fight with BlackwarGreymon. Will they be able to stop him? YolieAsh
Digimon/Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Complete
Sweet Dreams Aren't Made Of These by animorphs17 reviews
Lately Ash has been having these dreams about Misty. Horrible dreams... dreams of death... dreams of rape... and Ash is starting to get scared. But dreams can't come true... right? Now Complete!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,523 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2003 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Complete
Reasons of the Heart by Virgo Writer reviews
The course of true love never did run smoothly, and no one knows it better than Misty. After having her heart broken by Ash, she ran away only to be reunited with him in the last place she expected. But this time he's ready to fight for her. AAMRN
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 95,694 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Misty/Kasumi, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of the Atom by Classic Cowboy reviews
Harry PotterXMen cross over Harry has always known he was different, but as he had just became adjusted to being a wizard a new change will come that will seperate him from Wizard and Muggles both. starts out RHr but will eventually become HHr
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,310 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
SpinarakMan by Classic Cowboy reviews
Do you want to know who I am? My story is not one for the faint of heart. All my life I wanted to be a Pokemon Master, but in one startling moment, my life changed for ever. Do you really want to know? I'm SpinarakMan! fINISHED
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,884 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Complete
Tears of Life by KawaiixCherryxBlossom reviews
An alternate ending to MSB. Misty gets caught in the psychic blasts instead of Ash...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2001
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The Mockingjay and the Snake reviews
Hunger Games/Metal Gear Solid crossover. Post-Guns of the Patriots, post-Catching Fire. The 75th Annual Hunger Games have ended, and Katniss Everdeen is wanted by the Capitol. Meanwhile, an ancient soldier from a time before Panem is revived in the Capitol, and escapes. Katniss and District 13 have no choice but to forge an alliance with the one known as Solid Snake.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Gale H.
Pokemon Uh, huh, huh, he said poke reviews
Pokemon/Beavis and Butt-head Fusion. Ash and friends go to Highland, Texas, and meet America's favorite teenage dumbass duo. Will Ash get his gym badge? Will Butt-Head score with Misty? Will Team Rocket's dastardly plans be foiled by The Great Cornholio?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi
Before the Lies reviews
Prequel to Secrets, Lies, and Love. Basically, a chronicle of Daniel's time in the US Army, Desert Storm, and how he ultimately fell back into love with Ali, in spite of her "betrayal." Rated M for strong language and graphic violence, and dark overtones.
Karate Kid - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Daniel L.
The Future They Never Wanted reviews
It is World War III. Kanto is in peril from Giovanni and Team Rocket, and so is the world thanks to one selfish act. Will Ash and Misty live happily ever after? Will the Allied Coalition prevail? Rated M.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Secrets, Lies, and Love reviews
Karate Kid fic. Daniel/Ali. After seven years, Daniel is a veteran of Desert Storm, while Ali is married to an abusive man. Daniel still loves her, but Ali is hiding a secret from him. What is it? Rated M.
Karate Kid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,532 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Daniel L., Ali M.
The Guardian Devil reviews
Karate Kid/Daredevil crossover. Daniel/Ali. After losing his eyesight in a freak accident, Daniel discovers a newfound superpower as a result, and decides to protect LA as the Daredevil, a true man without fear.
Karate Kid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Daniel L., Ali M.
Consequences reviews
Based off the movie, The Butterfly Effect. Daniel/Ali. Daniel discovers he has the ability to travel through time after a tragedy that claims Ali's life. He has the ability to correct things now. But the question is, is it worth it?
Karate Kid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Daniel L., Ali M.
The Man of Steel reviews
After the untimely murder of Chris Redfield, his adopted son uses his out-of-this-world powers in order to avenge his father and protect Earth. Resident Evil/Superman crossover Minor Chris/Jill OCxOC Alternate Universe
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009
The Batman reviews
Advanceshpping. After the untimely murder of his mother, Ash Ketchum decides to become the thing that his enemies fear. The Batman. Rating may change. Story will not be updated until I get at least three signed reviews.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka
Their War Our World reviews
PokemonTransformers crossover. When the Autobots war with the Decepticons reaches the Pokemon world, can Ash rise as the Chosen One once again and help Optimus Prime save the world? AAML
Crossover - Pokémon & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Optimus Prime
The Covenant's Revenge reviews
Pokemon/Halo crossover. The Covenant decide to attack the Pokemon world in retalliation against the humans for the destruction of the Ark. Ash rejects Misty's feelings for him when he decides to fight the Covenant alongside John 117 as a Spartan. AAML
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Make Love Not War reviews
Ash and May had just got married, but when Ash is sent to fight in the War on Terror will he survive to witness the birth of his first child? And how does a sergeant from the US Army fit into all of this? Rated M
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka
Sharpedos! reviews
When the Soviet Union reforms and invades Kanto, what will Ash and friends do about it? Inspired by the movie Red Dawn. AAMRN DrewxMayxOC Rated M for later chapters.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 24,059 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Royalty in Exile reviews
Based off the movie Rumble Fish. When a tragedy causes Ash to change his personality, can Misty be with him without AndrewJames Ketchum getting in the way? AAMRN OCxOC
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,745 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006
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