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Author has written 6 stories for Legend of Zelda, and Kingdom Hearts.

I can't help but wonder, why is it that we all take the time to fill these things out? We waste valuable time attempting to be witty and represent ourselves in a supposedly unique fashion, when in the end we all just tell the same stupid jokes over and over again. In light of this recent observation of our Fanfiction authors' collective stumble into endless monotony, I have decided to do the exact same thing.

...or not.

Haha, gotcha.

So what's up, ladies and gents? I'm Zesty Crouton, your favorite salad decoration, here to spice up your reading life. I could go on with various other zesty metaphors, but I try not to astound and amaze people too much after we've just met.

Anyway, there's really only a couple of things you should know about me:

I am, in fact, a guy. Please stop addressing me otherwise. I know, I'm beautiful, but that doesn't mean I'm female. I'm sorry.

If I said I liked your story, and bothered to review, then you should know that your story is pretty flippin' spectacular. I'm way too lazy to toss out reviews that don't say anything other than 'good job'. Besides, that's not doing anyone any favors.

As a writer, I really appreciate reviews (obviously), but most especially the ones that complain about something in my stories that bothers them. I like these reviews the best because one: it gives me a chance to improve my writing, and two: it shows that my readers actually care. And after all, I'm doing this for you. Do you know how hard it is for a couple pieces of glorified stale bread like me to type?! Not easy, people. Not. Easy.

Also, this leafy ornamentation happens to be bilingual, so if any of y'alls wants to talk to me in Portuguese, feel free. I'd type this message in Portuguese to demonstrate, but my keyboard is american and I'm too lazy to change it right now.

My stories!

1. Since You've Been Gone: Wow. If there was ever an example of writing I didn't like, it'd be this. But hey, it was my first try, so give me a break! Besides, I still kinda like the idea...

2. Hit List: My first multi-chapter story. Basically, this story is my take on our favorite Zelda characters involved in a real-life tragedy; a school shooting. Dramatic, action-packed, and... wordy, it has nonetheless been my most popular story, so feel free to take a gander at it. However, since I started it when I was 16 then let it drop for a few years because I never thought I'd finish it, the writing style takes a drastic turn near the middle, as I've aged a bit, wised up some, improved my skills considerably (though they're far from perfect...), and actually hammered out my storyline, haha. I haven't gotten around to revamping the first couple chapters, though I mean to one day, so I hope my not-so-great writing in the beginning doesn't turn any of you away. It picks up, I promise! hahaha

4. Whispers in the Dark: Alright so... It was a song fic, based off of 'Whispers in the Dark' by Skillet. However, I didn't post the lyrics on the actual story because I'd been told that doing so was now banned... or something... It kinda took away from it, but I posted it anyway. Looking back, I really wanna re-write it, and flesh it out a bit more, but chances are I never will because I'm far too lazy to take such initiative.

5. A Little Carried Away: Ah, finally... I post a story I don't think is terrible five minutes after writing it... haha, but seriously. This story was my take on the struggle over the Triforce that so often permeates Zelda games. The irony being that I knew nothing of the whole 'timeline' debate before writing this. If you just pretend this takes place in a fictional future in which the timelines have been merged into one, it's all good. In any event, this oneshot actually used to be part of 'Hit List', but back in the days when I was afraid I'd never finish it, I ripped it out and embellished a great deal, switching out characters and making the scene at least 4 times it's original length. Still, the beginning of the scene is nearly the same as it is in Hit List, so I hope nobody hates on me too badly when they see it; it's not really plagiarism if I wrote it... right?

6. Oathkeeper: This was my first try at a Kingdom Hearts fic, and yes, it's the severely overdone theme of 'Sora and Kairi finally getting some alone time after saving the world' blah blah blah. But I needed something easy for my first one, to get me acclimated. Besides, I thought it turned out fairly well. I don't much like how it ended though, as it came out super-fluffy, but that's ok. And I like the idea of Kairi going through Sora's keychain collection, since the keychains themselves aren't really touched upon in the video game.

7. From the Dust: The long-awaited sequel to Hit List. A year has passed since the Ordon High shooting, and Link comes up with the idea to go on a class field trip to Castleton's Museum of National History on the anniversary in an attempt to get the student's minds off of the shooting. As it just so happens, this year is the 300th anniversary of the Hero of Time festival, and the museum's totally revamped their premises to honor the many myths and legends that have helped to shape the Hyrule that they now live in. However, what starts as a normal class trip turns into a disaster as the history Link and his friends have come to celebrate threatens to make them a part of it. Introduces Marin and Groose as main characters, as well as Dark Link, Skullkid, Majora's Mask, Ghirahim, Navi, Tatl, Tael, Tingle, the Happy Mask Salesman, and a slew of other Zelda characters. Currently in production.

Stories that are either completely planned out or mostly planned out that could seriously start any day if people expressed interest in them!

A. The Mime: A one-shot I have cooked up for Kingdom Hearts; I'll get it cranked out the next time that writer's block stops my progression in From the Dust; the tagline is as follows: 'Now I know what you're thinking- What kind of sick, twisted metaphor is THAT supposed to be?! Unfortunately, it's not a metaphor... I am, quite literally, trapped in a glass elevator... with a mime...' AU

B. Generations: My first, and likely only, Pokemon story. Mostly written because I've only found one single Pokemon story that I enjoyed and wanted to help out the fandom, this story is my take on the omnipresent question: ...Yo, where the flip is Ash's dad?, though it covers way more than that. Tagline is as follows- 'The Champion. The Hero. The Best There Ever Was. The world had many names for the famous Ash Ketchum, but to AJ he'd always just be the father she'd never known.' Contains much plot and character awesomeness, equal to or greater than From the Dust, and I'm actually really excited to start it and change the Pokemon fandom from one that's infested with children to one that ROCKS. Nuff said. Sorta AU, but more like 'all the universes combined together in the most logical way I could think of'... which I guess means AU.

C. In a World All Our Own: A Zelda story that, while fully fleshed out, I'm still unsure if I'll actually publish. Not that it's bad, it just shares certain similarities to Hit List, though not in the ways you may be thinking. It's a post-apocalyptic take on Zelda, and the tagline is as follows- 'The street lamps flickered, the traffic signals changed from green to red, and yet the only thing to be heard for miles was the sound of his relentless footsteps. What do you do when the world ends... but forgot to tell you?' AU

D. The Great MMO-OMG: Working title that I just happen to find hilarious. A Kingdom Hearts story that actually stems from my deep dissatisfaction with .Hack//. Taking the old adage to heart, 'if no one else will... write what you want to write' (paraphrased), I decided, as per suggestion from a friend of mine, to re-write that story the way I think it should have gone. Don't be fooled, it's very different than .Hack//, but is essentially about an MMO video game called 'Kingdom Hearts', and is also quite epically planned, if I do say so myself. I don't have a tagline yet... though I don't know why, cause the story's ready to be written. AU

E. Hey, I'm in the Band: Another Kingdom Hearts story, this one is about a struggling rock outfit that, in desperation, decides to hire the step-brother of a band member and his potentially insane best friend, aka Sora and Xion, to fill in the missing slots in their band so they can finish out a tour after a nasty public scandal forces them to fire their drummer and bassist. However, when the band continues to fail and personalities collide, Sora decides to turn the band on its head and spin them in a new direction, causing chaos, hilarity, romance, drama, violence, action, adventure, and a whole lot of epic rock. This story isn't fully finished, but it's nearly complete. AU.

Also, I mainly write/read stories in the Zelda section, but I'm starting to branch out into other things... Mainly Kingdom Hearts. hahaha. Though I hope to get into some Fire Emblem later on, and who knows? Maybe even some books or something. I'm a diverse guy. Er... salad decoration.


Favorite quotes on writing:

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one. Baltasar Gracián

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. Agatha Christie

What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window. Burton Rascoe

If I'm trying to sleep, the ideas won't stop. If I'm trying to write, there appears a barren nothingness. Carrie Latet

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing. Unknown


Anyway... that's pretty much all. I mean, I could do what other authors do and post ridiculous lists about things I hate or things I love, or slap some copypasta in your faces, or post links to Live journal or Deviant art accounts that I don't have... but let's just face it. 90% of you probably haven't even read this far down. The other ten percent of you are creepers- That's right. I called you out. Now what? You wanna go? Bring it. I'll toss your salad any day.

Wait... that saying has nothing to do with salads, does it? Hmm... Maybe I've gone too far with the salad jokes... I'm just gonna end it here.

Anybody want to get ahold of me outside of this website? My email is zestycrouton@gmail.com.

Thanks for perusing my profile. Hope you had fun. Have a nice day.

And remember, Keep it Zesty.

ZC

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 113, Final Exam.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 622,998 - Reviews: 26491 - Favs: 15,324 - Follows: 14,133 - Updated: 3h ago - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Love Sick by Jomatto reviews
Girls make me sick. Literally.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 155,654 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sora, Kairi
Pink Elephants by Xaphrin reviews
Beast Boy never guessed that he would have to play nurse to Raven after she spent one night out with the rest of the team...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Transplant by romanitas reviews
Percy tags along with Annabeth on a visit to San Francisco. After the war, after Tartarus, interacting with her family is mildly surprising and weirdly grounding.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Frederick C. - Complete
The Opal and the Genie by LoweFantasy reviews
Zelda is in love with handsome and charming Jeremy, yet her chances to be with him seem ruined when she is forced into an arranged marriage with the Desert War hero Link Knight.In attempts to win her heart, Link tells her stories gathered from his adventures.But can he convince her to accept him as her husband before it's too late and Zelda's 'true' love re-enters into the picture?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,606 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Sora's Epic Journey by Jomatto reviews
My journey is long and perilous, fraught with generic plots, poor characterization, and tired cliches. You're the only one I can count on. Help me out here!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,996 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Sora, Kairi, Naminé, Yuffie K. - Complete
Chatter by LeilaEditer reviews
Few things in life intimidated Link Larson. Hysterically crying females in stilettos was one of them. Maybe a little talking could sort things out? Modern AU, Zelink. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Fighting Gravity by CrazygurlMadness reviews
The land of Hylia is being torn asunder by civil war, from the dunes of Twilight to the lush hills of Calatia. When Captain Link of the Hylian Alliance recovers the imperial princess in a crashed airship during a storm, he ends up embroiled in a situation no training could possibly prepare him for. AU, Zelink, Midnark, Sci-Fi/Fantasy COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 194,179 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Link, Zelda, Nabooru, Midna - Complete
The Law of Proximal Attraction by Redeeming Endeavor reviews
AU. Though they couldn't stand each other, they were forced to spend as much time together as their siblings. As science has proven, two polar opposites cannot stay in proximity before the force of attraction inevitably pulls them together.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 240,173 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 6/17/2011 - [Roxas, Naminé] - Complete
I Love College by ellamariexx reviews
A look into the dramatic, wild and often crazy lives of the FMA group at Central University. AU: EdxWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 215,269 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Edward E., Winry R.
Fate Favors the Fearless by Freyjadour reviews
AU Zelink: "I will protect you for as long as I have too. I will run where you need to run, I will hide wherever you need to hide, and I will fight anyone you need to fight. I swear on these words and if I break them, may Death drag me down himself."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 223,845 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Link, Zelda
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 13075 - Favs: 15,951 - Follows: 13,247 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sleep Deprivation by Coffee Filters reviews
Pronounced with a concussion, Ichigo has no choice but to stay awake a whole 24 hours, and who better to keep him company than a one Rukia Kuchiki?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Figuring It Out by max.tmy reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is in love. And there are several people who figure it out before him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Secret Smiles by PsychoLeopard reviews
The very last thing Tuon was expecting when she arrived to oversee the Return was to be kidnapped by a ruffian. But she is adaptable, and poised, and maybe just a tiny bit intrigued. Follows CoT, KoD from Tuon's eyes.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,458 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/20/2005 - [Tuon Athaem Kore Paendrag, Mat C.]
Into the Woods by Lyxie reviews
She's the youngest of seven princesses and a powerful sorceress in her own right. But during a seven day festival in one of the most wild and remote parts of the kingdom, Zelda awakens more than just the guardian spirit of the woods...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,238 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
As If We'd Just Gone To Buy Milk by sunflowerb reviews
Life Resumes, sorta. Post KH2 oneshots and drabbles about life back on the islands. Humor,friendship, with implied sokai 26. Final Chapter: They sit there and laugh as if nothing has changed, because everything has changed.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Exhaustion by reaper with no name reviews
Defeating Demise? Tiring. Explaining it all to the people of Skyloft? Exhausting. Evading Zelda's machinations? Impossible.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Last of Us by The White Maiden reviews
Zelda is left an orphan and an outlaw on the run when Ganondorf claims the Triforce and the kingdom for himself. As the last hope for her people, she must call on every ounce of strength and ingenuity she has to reclaim the future of Hyrule.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,855 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Zelda, Link
Gilded by vanillavinegar reviews
A series about Ed, Al, and Winry after the Promised Day. Edwin, Elric brotherly love, and Al and Winry friendship. Spoilers abound. Part 26 - Zenith. In which there is speculation on the future.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Milk and Marshmallows by Redeeming Endeavor reviews
"You're asking me to let a stranger wander the house that I'm babysitting in and be perfectly fine with it?" she hissed. Wow. Feisty one. "Who are you, what are you doing in this house, and why are you naked?" Life is full of surprises.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 188,807 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - [Sora, Kairi] - Complete
The Hero of Wolves by The Wolfess reviews
Book 1 in The Doppelganger Trilogy: Link's adventure is over, but the former ranch boy isn't the same. Tempted by the wild nature of the ravenous wolf inside, Link is called upon to help revive a corrupt, rebellious post-war Hyrule and its Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 202,191 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/28/2007 - [Link, Zelda] Ilia, Wolf Link - Complete
Once Upon a Time by Metal Chocobo reviews
In an attempt to put his precocious daughter to sleep, Link finds himself telling a bedtime story. Somehow, as usual, things don't go quite as smoothly as he planned. Zelink, warning one major OC.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,725 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Heart Shaped Sticky Notes by the point reviews
Naruto's life had always been spontaneous, always going and doing something. It's good, then, that Hinata's able to give him some stability in the little notes she leaves for him. But one day, there is no note. Suddenly, Naruto's life doesn't make sense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sound of Falling Rain by DOTMW reviews
When you don't know who you are, ask who knows you best. Ask who will take you in out of the falling rain and put you back together as best they can. A story of love, friends, betrayal, family and hot chocolate. Pokeshipping. AAML. Ash/Misty. Anime/Games
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,778 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Schooled by Moon Prynces reviews
AU From learning Sex Ed at age five to understanding the difference between being lonely and being alone, Link is taught more than one possibly should from his best friend – Zelda. Life's a classroom: always teaching and being taught. friendship/romance
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,278 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Legend by Pam t3h Spam reviews
Reincarnation, repetition, redemption: generation after generation, century after century, the princess is always the same. ZELDA-CENTRIC, some ZxL.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Recessional by Shtuff reviews
Roxas/Namine. A love story in reverse.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Roxas, Naminé - Complete
Anamnesis by Katie Ann reviews
The memories began to circle in her head, but whose memories they were and whether they were real she could not ascertain. She decided that like all good stories, she would start at the beginning. Post TP. LxZ.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,931 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Zelda, Link - Complete
maybe home by kikofreako reviews
Maybe that's why he hasn't kissed her yet. It's love-words, heartbreak-words, soft-tender-vulnerable-words. It's everything they've feared and longed for, and it's sunrise. Welcome home. - 1ST PLACE! in sunflowerb's sokai contest -
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 73 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Shorelines by Raskol reviews
One-shot. I’m recording this now, because I don’t know when I’ll get another chance. I’m recording this now, so you won’t blame me if it looks like I’m letting go. Tidus, Yuna, and one last message before the end.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
Better Off Alone by chasingfireflies reviews
The depth of this betrayal stings like bullets to the bone. -soracentric-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Six Words on a Sunny Afternoon by Lira1123 reviews
Rukia still finds time to visit Ichigo while he's away at college. She also still finds new ways to turn his life upside down. He wouldn't have it any other way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Knightfall by heteroceric-heart reviews
Post-OoT; slight Link/Zelda. Link of Hyrule was, without a doubt, one of the grandest heroes to ever ride into battle. Deep inside that golden legend, though, laid the conflicted and gentle soul of a boy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
History Lessons by deews reviews
The history books will say that she was a Queen, and he was a Hero, and that they fell in love. But that's a bit simplistic, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Wheels on the Bus by Gray-Rain Skies reviews
AU. An eight hour bus ride together when they can’t stand each other. Wonderful. SoraKairi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,009 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Chance by Lyxie reviews
I’d figured you’d probably moved on… married some rich prince, forgotten that a goat herder from Ordon had ever loved you, had ever existed.' Zelink, postTP, UNMARKED SPOILERS!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,982 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Never Say Never by Coeus reviews
Beastboy, hoping she was mostly over her previous anger, spoke in a teasing voice. “You know what they say, Rae, 'Never say never'. Who knows, I might come up with a totally brilliant plan just to prove you wrong.”
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,409 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Straight Shooter by CrazygurlMadness reviews
They'll tell children all about Link's numerous and heroic deeds, about how he saved Hyrule from the greedy, evil hands of Ganondorf, but they'll never once, not once, tell them what asinine gall he has. Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Zelda, Link - Complete
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From the Dust reviews
The long-awaited sequel to Hit List. A year has passed since the Ordon High Massacre, and what was meant as a harmless class trip results in a horrifying struggle for the fate of mankind and the secrets kept so long in the dark. "History cries, as one from the dust, raising a silent voice of warning... There is much we could learn, if we would but listen." AU
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 147,802 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Link, Zelda, Sheik, Midna
Hit List reviews
AU. It all started as a typical day at Ordon High, until a sudden school shooting turns the life of Link Hero upside down. Now, surrounded by enemies, can Link save his friends and escape the school alive?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 190,888 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Oathkeeper reviews
'Each keychain is like... a friend. A memory of something special.' When Kairi starts asking Sora personal questions, she gets a little bit more than she bargained for. Sora/Kairi Oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
A Little Carried Away reviews
AU Oneshot. "Alright class, this is officially your discussion time. Feel free to ask any questions you want to, as long as they're appropriate, and have to do with history." If only teaching Hyrule's history was that simple...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Whispers In The Dark reviews
Originally a Songfic. Heartbroken and confused, Link sneaks into the castle at night to find out just why Zelda threw him out. What he discovers, however, is not quite what he expected.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Since You've Been Gone reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened to the Saria while Link was away?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Saria