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Author has written 18 stories for Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, and Pokémon.

I can't help but wonder, why is it that we all take the time to fill these things out? We waste valuable time attempting to be witty and represent ourselves in a supposedly unique fashion, when in the end we all just tell the same stupid jokes over and over again. In light of this recent observation of our Fanfiction authors' collective stumble into endless monotony, I have decided to do the exact same thing.

So what's up, ladies and gents? I'm Zesty Crouton, your favorite salad decoration, here to spice up your reading life. I could go on with various other zesty metaphors, but I try not to astound and amaze people too much after we've just met.

Anyway, there's really only a couple of things you should know about me:

I am, in fact, a guy. Please stop addressing me otherwise. I know, I'm beautiful, but that doesn't mean I'm female. I'm sorry.

If I said I liked your story, and bothered to review, then you should know that your story is pretty flippin' spectacular. I'm way too lazy to toss out reviews that don't say anything other than 'good job'. Besides, that's not doing anyone any favors.

As a writer, I really appreciate reviews (obviously), but most especially the ones that complain about something in my stories that bothers them. I like these reviews the best because one: it gives me a chance to improve my writing, and two: it shows that my readers actually care. And after all, I'm doing this for you. Do you know how hard it is for a couple pieces of glorified stale bread like me to type?! Not easy, people. Not. Easy.

Also, this leafy ornamentation happens to be bilingual, so if any of y'alls wants to talk to me in Portuguese, feel free. I'd type this message in Portuguese to demonstrate, but my keyboard is american and I'm too lazy to change it right now.

My stories!

1. Hit List: My first multi-chapter story. Basically, this story is my take on our favorite Zelda characters involved in a real-life tragedy; a school shooting. Dramatic, action-packed, and... wordy, it has nonetheless been my most popular story, so feel free to take a gander at it.

2. A Little Carried Away: Ah, finally... I post a story I don't think is terrible five minutes after writing it... haha, but seriously. This story was my take on the struggle over the Triforce that so often permeates Zelda games. The irony being that I knew nothing of the whole 'timeline' debate before writing this. If you just pretend this takes place in a fictional future in which the timelines have been merged into one, it's all good. In any event, this oneshot actually used to be part of 'Hit List', but back in the days when I was afraid I'd never finish it, I ripped it out and embellished a great deal, switching out characters and making the scene at least 4 times it's original length. Still, the beginning of the scene is nearly the same as it is in Hit List, so I hope nobody hates on me too badly when they see it; it's not really plagiarism if I wrote it... right?

3. Oathkeeper: This was my first try at a Kingdom Hearts fic, and yes, it's the severely overdone theme of 'Sora and Kairi finally getting some alone time after saving the world' blah blah blah. But I needed something easy for my first one, to get me acclimated. Besides, I thought it turned out fairly well. I don't much like how it ended though, as it came out super-fluffy, but that's ok. And I like the idea of Kairi going through Sora's keychain collection, since the keychains themselves aren't really touched upon in the video game.

4. From the Dust: The long-awaited sequel to Hit List. A year has passed since the Ordon High shooting, and Link comes up with the idea to go on a class field trip to Castleton's Museum of National History on the anniversary in an attempt to get the student's minds off of the shooting. As it just so happens, this year is the 300th anniversary of the Hero of Time festival, and the museum's totally revamped their premises to honor the many myths and legends that have helped to shape the Hyrule that they now live in. However, what starts as a normal class trip turns into a disaster as the history Link and his friends have come to celebrate threatens to make them a part of it. Introduces Marin and Groose as main characters, as well as Dark Link, Skullkid, Majora's Mask, Ghirahim, Navi, Tatl, Tael, Tingle, the Happy Mask Salesman, and a slew of other Zelda characters. Officially finished!

5. The Mime: A one-shot I cooked up for Kingdom Hearts; basically, Sora, in a bid to earn some extra money so he can buy a decent engagement ring and propose to his girlfriend, Kairi, has entered himself into a contest: see who can stay the longest inside of a glass elevator. Sounds easy enough, right? Well, it would be, were it not for the fact that one of his competitors happens to be a master of quadratic encapsulation... that's right. A mime. Luckily, Sora's got friends on the outside willing to help him out. For a one-shot, it's actually pretty long (as are most of the things I write... eek.), but it's a generally fun, light-hearted tale. Definitely worth a read.

6. I'll Walk With You: This one... kinda came outta nowhere, inspired by the amazingness that was BotW. A series of loosely connected one-shots following the ending of BotW focusing heavily on Link and Zelda and their lives as they move forward. Also complete!

Timeline Mini-Series

This is basically an idea that I had for a story, that I scrapped to post individual chapters as one-shots, that I then changed my mind and wanted to finish so I'm now linking said one-shots together under a blanket sort of 'mini-series' title. Essentially, these stories are my personal take on how Link and Zelda's relationships function in or after every game; operating under the assumption that they do, in fact, reincarnate, I'm taking a look at in which lives I think they get together, in which lives they don't, in which lives they're estranged, etc. It's more interesting than it sounds, I promise.

Eventual entries will include: SS, MC, OoT (one for the AT ending, and one for the CT ending), ALttP, WW, LoZ/AoL, TP, ALBW, 4SA, ST, and BotW.

Also, these need not be read in any particular order, nor do you have to read all of them for any one to make sense. Every one of these can stand alone. However, if you're looking for a starting place, the Skyward Sword story ('In This Life or Any Other') is the most logical place to begin. Again, though, it doesn't actually matter.

7. Constellations: A one-shot between Link and Tetra as our favorite captain distracts Link from his late night lookout duty to talk about the stars. Post-WW.

8. When Twilight Falls: A one-shot between Link and Zelda as the two watch the sunset and reflect on their lives. Post-TP.

9. A Place to Call Home: A one-shot detailing Link returning to Hyrule several years after the events of MM, and coming to terms with a Hyrule where he's been forgotten. Post-MM (obviously).

10. Ashes: A one-shot focusing on Zelda and her thoughts in the moments after she's returned Link to his childhood. Post-OoT (in the AT ending.)

11. In This Life or Any Other: A one-shot in which Link and Zelda discuss life after death and the ties that bind them together. Post-SS. THIS ONE SHOULD PROBABLY BE READ FIRST, BUT IT REALLY ISN'T THAT BIG A DEAL.

12. Romio and Julietta: A year after the events of the game, Zelda has decided to volunteer herself and Link to babysit Romio and Julietta's pets, Rolf and Scratcher, while the couple is out enjoying the festival. She has an ulterior motive, however; she wants to get the animals to get over their hatred of one another so that Romio and Julietta no longer have any excuses and can finally get married. Unfortunately, the animals aren't as fond of her idea as she is, and escape. Chaos ensues. Post-MC.

13. Portrait of a Moment: A one-shot based upon an in-game quote from 'The Rumor Guy', about how Zelda sneaks away every night to stare at a painting of a past Hero and Princess embracing. Post-ALBW.

14. Full Steam Ahead: Perhaps not the most creative title... a (long) short story set several years after the events of Spirit Tracks, in which Link and Zelda take a ride and discuss their futures. And then pirates attack, because why not? I dunno, I just really wanted to write a fight scene. It's been a while.

15. It Takes a Village: Another BotW story, though not related in any way to 'I'll Walk With You'. This one is also rather long, and deals with Link taking Zelda to live with him in Hateno while the two struggle to deal with the traumas she endured during her 100-year imprisonment with the Calamity.

16. Shorelines: Probably the last of my Timeline entries, this one is post-ALttP/LA. A short one detailing Link returning to Hyrule to speak with Zelda about the events of LA and his struggles to come to grips with loss.

-My lovely reader ThisIsANiceName has gone out of her way to illustrate various aspects of From the Dust on her Deviantart account.

-- For her concept art of the various races, click here. http:///art/Races-of-Hyrule-From-the-Dust-538254855

-- For a group shot of the protagonists, click here. http:///art/From-the-Dust-Character-Line-Up-539084226?q=gallery&qo=1

-- For a stunning drawing of Marin from my story, click here http:///art/From-the-Dust-Marin-Gull-553178406

(Apparently, links no longer work on FF... I don't know why this is. Regardless, her account name on Deviantart is dattebayo34, so go check her out!)

Stories that are either completely planned out or mostly planned out that could seriously start any day if people expressed interest in them!

A. Generations: My first, and likely only, Pokemon story. Mostly written because I've only found like two Pokemon stories that I enjoyed and wanted to help out the fandom, this story is my take on the omnipresent question: ...Yo, where the flip is Ash's dad?, though it covers way more than that. Tagline is as follows- 'The Champion. The Hero. The Best There Ever Was. The world had many names for the famous Ash Ketchum, but to AJ he'd always just be the father she'd never known.' Contains much plot and character awesomeness, equal to or greater than From the Dust, and I'm actually really excited to start it. Y'know, assuming I ever get around to it. Sorta AU, but more like 'all the universes combined together in the most logical way I could think of'... which I guess means AU.

B. In a World All Our Own: A Zelda story that, while fully fleshed out, I'm still unsure if I'll actually publish. Not that it's bad, it just shares certain similarities to Hit List, though not in the ways you may be thinking. It's a post-apocalyptic take on Zelda, and the tagline is as follows- 'The street lamps flickered, the traffic signals changed from green to red, and yet the only thing to be heard for miles was the sound of his relentless footsteps. What do you do when the world ends... but forgets to tell you?' AU. I'm considering turning this into an indirect sequel to HL/FtD, set in the future of the same universe and featuring new incarnations of Link and Zelda, as well as a slew of other supporting characters, some new, some familiar, all Zelda.

C. The Great MMO-OMG: Working title that I just happen to find hilarious. A Kingdom Hearts story that actually stems from my deep dissatisfaction with .Hack// and Sword Art Online. Taking the old adage to heart, 'if no one else will... write what you want to write' (paraphrased), I decided, as per suggestion from a friend of mine, to re-write that story the way I think it should have gone. Don't be fooled, it's very different than .Hack//, but is essentially about an MMO video game called 'Kingdom Hearts', and is also quite epically planned, if I do say so myself. I don't have a tagline yet... though I don't know why, cause the story's ready to be written. That being said, the world has been completely inundated with 'trapped in video game' type stories as of late, so... This one won't ever likely see the light of day unless I see enough interest in it. AU

D. Hey, I'm in the Band: Another Kingdom Hearts story, this one is about a struggling rock outfit that, in desperation, decides to hire the step-brother of a band member and his potentially insane best friend, aka Sora and Xion, to fill in the missing slots in their band so they can finish out a tour after a nasty public scandal forces them to fire their drummer and bassist. However, when the band continues to fail and personalities collide, Sora decides to turn the band on its head and spin them in a new direction, causing chaos, hilarity, romance, drama, violence, action, adventure, and a whole lot of epic rock. This story isn't fully finished, but it's nearly complete. AU.

Also, I mainly write/read stories in the Zelda section, but I'm starting to branch out into other things... Mainly Kingdom Hearts. hahaha. Though I hope to get into some Fire Emblem later on, and who knows? Maybe even some books or something. I'm a diverse guy. Er... salad decoration.

Favorite quotes on writing:

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one. Baltasar Gracián

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. Agatha Christie

What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window. Burton Rascoe

If I'm trying to sleep, the ideas won't stop. If I'm trying to write, there appears a barren nothingness. Carrie Latet

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing. Unknown

Anyway... that's pretty much all. I mean, I could do what other authors do and post ridiculous lists about things I hate or things I love, or slap some copypasta in your faces, or post links to Live journal or Deviant art accounts that I don't have... but let's just face it. 90% of you probably haven't even read this far down. The other ten percent of you are creepers- That's right. I called you out. Now what? You wanna go? Bring it. I'll toss your salad any day.

Wait... that saying has nothing to do with salads, does it? Hmm... Maybe I've gone too far with the salad jokes... I'm just gonna end it here.

Anybody want to get ahold of me outside of this website? My email is [email protected]

Thanks for perusing my profile. Hope you had fun. Have a nice day.

And remember, Keep it Zesty.


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Forget Me Not by Dreamuero reviews
It's a Tuesday when Percy first meets Annabeth. She slaps a twenty dollar bill down on the counter. "How do you say fuck you in flowers?" she asks. A cheesy little Percabeth one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/28/2020 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
The Game of Champions by Lamora how could you reviews
There are many trainers in the world; they exist in degrees, from dabbler to legend. But only one can be the very best - one man, one Champion. I am that one. I am that man. My name? Red. [REUPLOADED - INCLUDES UNRELEASED CONTENT]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 160,593 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 10/10/2019 - Red
One Last Year by CrazygurlMadness reviews
"I don't know how to remember. Time passes, but nothing comes to my mind. Except you. You're the key," Link said, softly. "You have to be." / A Breath of the Wild fic about Link, Zelda, and the memories that bind them.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 228,190 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 5/4/2018 - Published: 6/30/2017 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
for a pessimist, i'm pretty optimistic by Annerb reviews
Ginny and Harry are forced to share a bed. Of course everything just gets more out of hand from there. Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Throne of Nothing by Lyxie reviews
There's always a chance that the next moment will change everything. After the end, it's time to rebuild. Post BotW. Some spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,545 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/23/2017 - Published: 3/17/2017 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Forget Me Not by Sarcasma reviews
After an accident Ginny can't remember. She can't remember her family, her life, or Harry. In the struggle to find her memories, can Harry make her fall in love with him again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,138 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 9/29/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Love Sick by Jomatto reviews
Girls make me sick. Literally.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 50 - Words: 226,224 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sora, Kairi, Naminé, Roxas - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36709 - Favs: 29,562 - Follows: 21,514 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pink Elephants by Xaphrin reviews
Beast Boy never guessed that he would have to play nurse to Raven after she spent one night out with the rest of the team...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Transplant by romanitas reviews
Percy tags along with Annabeth on a visit to San Francisco. After the war, after Tartarus, interacting with her family is mildly surprising and weirdly grounding.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Frederick C. - Complete
The Law of Proximal Attraction by Redeeming Endeavor reviews
AU. Though they couldn't stand each other, they were forced to spend as much time together as their siblings. As science has proven, two polar opposites cannot stay in proximity before the force of attraction inevitably pulls them together.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 238,932 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 6/17/2011 - [Roxas, Naminé] - Complete
Within these walls by Sparkly Faerie reviews
Oneshot series: On the Destiny Islands, it is a time-honoured tradition for grooms to build their brides a home before their wedding day. It's also commonly accepted that most significant events in a couple's life will occur within and around these walls. SoKai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Sora, Kairi
Sleep Deprivation by Coffee Filters reviews
Pronounced with a concussion, Ichigo has no choice but to stay awake a whole 24 hours, and who better to keep him company than a one Rukia Kuchiki?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
As If We'd Just Gone To Buy Milk by sunflowerb reviews
Life Resumes, sorta. Post KH2 oneshots and drabbles about life back on the islands. Humor,friendship, with implied sokai 26. Final Chapter: They sit there and laugh as if nothing has changed, because everything has changed.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Exhaustion by reaper with no name reviews
Defeating Demise? Tiring. Explaining it all to the people of Skyloft? Exhausting. Evading Zelda's machinations? Impossible.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Gilded by vanillavinegar reviews
A series about Ed, Al, and Winry after the Promised Day. Edwin, Elric brotherly love, and Al and Winry friendship. Spoilers abound. Part 26 - Zenith. In which there is speculation on the future.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Once Upon a Time by Metal Chocobo reviews
In an attempt to put his precocious daughter to sleep, Link finds himself telling a bedtime story. Somehow, as usual, things don't go quite as smoothly as he planned. Zelink, warning one major OC.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,725 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Heart Shaped Sticky Notes by the point reviews
Naruto's life had always been spontaneous, always going and doing something. It's good, then, that Hinata's able to give him some stability in the little notes she leaves for him. But one day, there is no note. Suddenly, Naruto's life doesn't make sense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 192 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sound of Falling Rain by DOTMW reviews
When you don't know who you are, ask who knows you best. Ask who will take you in out of the falling rain and put you back together as best they can. A story of love, friends, betrayal, family and hot chocolate. Pokeshipping. AAML. Ash/Misty. Anime/Games
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,778 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Schooled by Moon Prynces reviews
AU From learning Sex Ed at age five to understanding the difference between being lonely and being alone, Link is taught more than one possibly should from his best friend – Zelda. Life's a classroom: always teaching and being taught. friendship/romance
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,278 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Legend by Pam t3h Spam reviews
Reincarnation, repetition, redemption: generation after generation, century after century, the princess is always the same. ZELDA-CENTRIC, some ZxL.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Anamnesis by Katie Ann reviews
The memories began to circle in her head, but whose memories they were and whether they were real she could not ascertain. She decided that like all good stories, she would start at the beginning. Post TP. LxZ.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,931 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Zelda, Link - Complete
maybe home by kikofreako reviews
Maybe that's why he hasn't kissed her yet. It's love-words, heartbreak-words, soft-tender-vulnerable-words. It's everything they've feared and longed for, and it's sunrise. Welcome home. - 1ST PLACE! in sunflowerb's sokai contest -
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Shorelines by draskol reviews
One-shot. I’m recording this now, because I don’t know when I’ll get another chance. I’m recording this now, so you won’t blame me if it looks like I’m letting go. Tidus, Yuna, and one last message before the end.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
Theories About Nuclear Winter by hollycomb reviews
When Calvin finally sorts out his feelings for Susie, his timing is not great.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Six Words on a Sunny Afternoon by Lira1123 reviews
Rukia still finds time to visit Ichigo while he's away at college. She also still finds new ways to turn his life upside down. He wouldn't have it any other way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Knightfall by heteroceric-heart reviews
Post-OoT; slight Link/Zelda. Link of Hyrule was, without a doubt, one of the grandest heroes to ever ride into battle. Deep inside that golden legend, though, laid the conflicted and gentle soul of a boy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Finally by Jade R. Raven reviews
Link and Tetra have always had a strange relationship, and spontaniously sleeping together doesn't help matters. LinkTetra, humorous romance oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Link, Tetra - Complete
Chance by Lyxie reviews
I'd figured you'd probably moved on… married some rich prince, forgotten that a goat herder from Ordon had ever loved you, had ever existed.' Zelink, postTP, UNMARKED SPOILERS!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,982 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
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Generations reviews
The Champion. The Hero. The Best There Ever Was. The world had many names for the famous Ash Ketchum. But to AJ, he'd always just be Ash - the father she'd never known.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,727 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 1/8 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] OC
Storms, and What Comes After reviews
Once, there had been a time where he'd dreamed of being a Hero, too. There had also been a time where he'd dreamed of tearing this entire society down and rebuilding it from scratch as something 'better'. And this was the result. Neither a Hero nor a revolutionary. Just a stay-at-home dad with a cliched troubled past, a couple of goofy kids, and zero job prospects. (Future Fic)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 140,354 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/9/2020 - Published: 6/29/2020 - [Denki K., Kyoka Jiro] - Complete
Shorelines reviews
Zelda's eyes remained on the skies, sightless. "Tell me. Would you rather know that Kohalint was real so that you could trust that your time with her had actual substance, or would you prefer knowing that it was truly a dream so that you need not mourn her loss?" Post-LA. Part of the 'Timeline' mini-series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2020 - Link, Zelda, Marin - Complete
It Takes a Village reviews
"But if maybe you feel like you've done enough, like you've given more than anybody could have ever asked of you… then Zelda, maybe you've earned your rest. ...Whatever your future holds, let it be what you want. But first, take the time to get better." Post-BotW. Part of the ongoing 'Timeline' mini-series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,031 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/26/2019 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Full Steam Ahead reviews
'First stop, Aboda Village. After that, who could say. Wherever it was, it would be an adventure, so long as she was with him.' Post-ST. Part of the ongoing 'Timeline' mini-series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,294 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/1/2018 - [Link, Zelda] Linebeck III - Complete
Portrait of a Moment reviews
'Perhaps if she'd never been given reason to dream of anything more, she'd never have known she wanted for it.' Post-ALBW; part of the ongoing 'Timeline' mini-series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2018 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Romio and Julietta reviews
Romio and Julietta are in love; thanks to their feuding pets, however, they can never be wed. Enter young Princess Zelda, who is bound and determined to spend the day of the festival teaching the animals to get along, even if it kills her - and Link - in the process. And with the way things are going... it just might. Post- MC; part of the ongoing Timeline mini-series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2018 - Link, Zelda - Complete
In This Life or Any Other reviews
'What I do know is that I have you now, and I love you now, and that no matter what comes next, in this life or in any other… even if I don't know you… I will always, always be your Zelda.' Post-SS. Part of the ongoing 'Timeline' mini-series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2018 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Ashes reviews
'It was only fair that he be given the chance to live again. The chance to grow up in a world devoid of her meddling. The chance to be free of her and the curse she'd placed into his hands. Free in the way she'd never be of him.' Post-OoT. Part of the ongoing 'Timeline' mini-series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2018 - Link, Zelda - Complete
A Place to Call Home reviews
'"So where are you headed off to next, Fairy Boy?" she asks casually over lunch one day, and he hesitates. Where is he going? Where is there left to go' Post-MM. Part of the ongoing 'Timeline' mini-series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2018 - Link, Zelda, Malon - Complete
When Twilight Falls reviews
'Yet though the moon could not reach the wolf, it would always be there. Filling the sky when the twilight was gone.' Post-TP. Part of the ongoing 'Timeline' mini-series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2018 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Constellations reviews
"How far did one have to sail to leave even the stars behind?" A moment between a pirate and a hero. Post-WW/Pre-PH. Part of the ongoing 'Timeline' mini-series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/15/2018 - [Link, Tetra] Zelda - Complete
I'll Walk With You reviews
'The battle is over, the Calamity has ended, and everything you knew and loved is gone for good. And yeah, you can't ever get it back, but... maybe we don't have to. The path in front of us may be long and uncertain, but it leads to something new, and... Zelda, no matter how hard it gets, I'll be right here. And I'll walk with you.' Post-BotW one-shot compilation. (Spoilers)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,264 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/12/2018 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Mime reviews
'Now I know what you're all probably thinking. What sort of sick, twisted metaphor is THAT supposed to be? Unfortunately, it's not a metaphor. I am, quite literally, trapped in a glass elevator... with a mime...' Longshot/AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,111 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2017 - [Sora, Kairi] - Complete
From the Dust reviews
The long-awaited sequel to Hit List. A year has passed since the Ordon High Massacre, and what was meant as a harmless class trip results in a horrifying struggle for the fate of mankind and the secrets kept so long in the dark. "History cries, as one from the dust, raising a silent voice of warning... There is much we could learn, if we would but listen." AU
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 551,903 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Link, Zelda, Sheik, Midna - Complete
Hit List reviews
AU. It all started as a typical day at Ordon High, until a sudden school shooting turns the life of Link Hero upside down. Now, surrounded by enemies, can Link save his friends and escape the school alive? (Edit 10/2015)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,738 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Link, Zelda, Sheik, Midna - Complete
Oathkeeper reviews
'Each keychain is like... a friend. A memory of something special.' When Kairi starts asking Sora personal questions, she gets a little bit more than she bargained for. Sora/Kairi Oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
A Little Carried Away reviews
AU Oneshot. "Alright class, this is officially your discussion time. Feel free to ask any questions you want to, as long as they're appropriate, and have to do with history." If only teaching Hyrule's history was that simple...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete