magic cheese
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Joined 11-19-05, id: 933696
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and One Tree Hill.

This is the Profile of magic cheese:

Name: Julie/Jules (which ever you prefer, I'm not picky.)

Age: 13

Birthdate: December 29, 1991

About Me: Hi. I am Julie. I live in California. I don't like dirty penguins. I have a little brother named Jonas. He's ten. My parents are divorced. I'm in high school! That's weird...Anyways, I love Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling is my hero! I am a proud Ron/Hermione shipper! We believe in trees! Harry/Hermione shippers should die and go to Hell.

Here are some handy snippets of information about me:

My favorite color is blue.

I like to read and write.

I sometimes pretend that I am James Potter.

My feet currently smell clean.

I once cut my beautiful long brown hair because my best friend dared me to.

I think I am a daredevil.

I'm sarcastic.

I used to like macaroni and cheese. Not anymore.

I'm random.

I'm straight edge.

My mother says I'm sarcastic.

My favorite band is Garbage.

I'm a girl!

On the car ride to school, I usually feel like I've forgotten something important.

I love doing laundry!

Apples are weird.

My favorite TV show is Gilmore Girls.

My motto is "Cold Cuts Should Be Eliminated, Samuel."

My relatives don't know how lucky they are to be related to me.

When I grow up, I wanna be an actress, a writer, or a laundry woman!

I think I've made my mother cry once.

Sirius Black is funny!

I'm a Ron/Hermione shipper, a Harry/Ginny shipper, and a Rory/Jess shipper.

If you are a Harry/Hermione shipper, then I hate you.

I don't like soda.

Someone once told me that I was a compulsive liar.

When I pick up my home phone, I say "Hello, Potter residence".

I like yelling at telemarketers.

Chocolate is my best friend.

I think I will be a bad driver.

Sometimes spoons attack me in the night.

Last Thanksgiving, I was so hyper I started strangling my brother.

I have been kidnapped by the Canadian Duck Council of Canada. Those darned ducks!

I love ducks.

I love forests!

Did I mention that I love doing laundry? is the best thing that has ever happened to the Internet.

I frequently visit

I just got Garbage's Version 2.0 and it's fantabulous!

I love to make up words!

My parents have actually gotten mad at me for reading too much.

Life is like a bowl of and fruity.

Do you think I'm crazy?

You probably do.

And I agree. As I've always said, my mother must have stood too close to the microwave when she was pregnant with me.


Unfortunately, I am abandoning "Confessions of a First Year". I don't like that one too much. Plus no one reads it, so it's a win/win situation!


'Future' is on a short hiatus because I have midterms and I am too busy to write a new chapter.

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Yellow daisy, daisy red by monroesque reviews
Lorelai actually got pregnant with twins, two girls, at the age of sixteen. However, she kept it a secret, fearing the reaction of her parents and Christopher. Also some LL later on.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,223 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Lorelai G., Rory G.
Harry Potter and the Unacceptable Title by hermyandronforevr reviews
This is just a nonsense story of the trio’s sixth year at Hogwarts. It’s really random and crazy but does have a slight plot. It’s mostly RonHermione with a little HarryGinny. Ch. 14 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,715 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza by dude04 reviews
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Search For The Plot by pop the bubbles reviews
WARNING: this story may contain strange, random occurences, no plots, and rabid purple donkeys. Those of u with young children may want to stop reading now, before things get insanely.... insane. NOT by Paintedsecrets
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
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Just The Five Of Us reviews
Lucas, Nathan, Haley, Brooke and Peyton are kidnapped and dumped in the middle of nowhere. What will happen? Find out here.
One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Lucas S., Nathan S.
Harry's Nose reviews
Continued from Laurel Ducky! Please read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
And That's When My Hormones Attacked reviews
Her best friend's name is October, she has a demented older sister, and this year, she's crushing on a certain Marauder. Tune in to read all about Lily Evans!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Are Stoned reviews
The ultimate parody of Book One. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll throw a box of tissues at me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Peek Into The Future reviews
Marauder Era. During the summer before fifth year, Lily finds the Harry Potter series in her attic. She and the Marauders, sans Peter, read the story and discover important things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Confessions of a First Year reviews
That prat did it again. He managed to publicly embarrass me not once, but twice. How dare he?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Lily Evans P.