![]() Author has written 1 story for Warriors. Name: Rose!!! Age: between 0 and 100 Gender: Female Likes!: Warriors, Harry Potter, Twilight, Rise of The Guardians, Wolves of The Beyond, Supernatural, Percy Jackson, Minecraft, Club Penguin DDD: Dislikes: Trolls, Mean ppl, spiders, math I have two cats, they're called Ellie and Mouse, but I call them Silverclaw and Bramblefoot XD I'm in Thunderclan, and I'm a Gryffindor. Warriors Cat Fan Oath: I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar on someones face. I will think of WindClan, Every time I win a race. I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother. I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother. I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me. I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny. I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe. I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone who seems naive. I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'. I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end. I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged. I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge. I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree. I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea. I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart. I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart. I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself. I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health. I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong. I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path that's wrong. I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away. I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey. I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose. I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I loose. Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave. And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave. I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart. I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart. I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best. I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test. I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me. I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee. I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream. I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream. I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore. I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more. I'll remember Squirrelflight, When the one I love, casts me away, I'll remember Yellowfang, When I can no longer stay, I will think of Mosskit, When someone dies young, And I'll think of Berrynose, When I must hold my tongue, I will think of Breezepelt, When I feel betrayed, I will always think of Smudge, When a cat is spayed, I'll remember Leafstar, When I am told I can't. I'll remember Sharpclaw, When I feel I should be the best. I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife. I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life. Things Warriors have taught us! Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently. Cats can have accents. Old people are funny. No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way. Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough. Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months. Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil. There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included. Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat. Good is cute, maybe handsome; Evil is worth mooning over. Highly organized Clans of cats have been living somewhere on earth without being noticed by anyone. Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains. If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy. Its possible to complain about anything. All barn cats are weird. Happy endings are almost always unrealistic. No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more depressed. Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work. Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else. Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable. The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen. Life: You don't win. You break even. At best. It's possible to not notice that you are expecting. It's also possible to fool everyone that you aren't expecting. The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. Yourself included. The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths. People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal. Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is. Stars are really the spirits of dead cats. Just because someone has gone to heck doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore. The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are. Don't mess with beavers. Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic. Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon. Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones. Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good. If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die. If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing. Lying is the most evil thing ever. The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end. If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Wolfgrowl, Hawksky, Brambleshadow of WindClan, Iceshadow911247, webcam875, mossshine, xxShadowheartxx, Violetsong, Firestarfan1010 IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.uplate, Nianque, AuthorAnomalous, Mosstail21, Brightsun, Avatar-state craziness, Fluttersong, Kawakage,Echosky Of ForestClan, Lionfire99, xxShadowheartxx, Firestarfan1010 Your Guy Side You love hoodies. Total: 6/25 YOUR GIRL SIDE You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 11/25 Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Opppps...) On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space?) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (But no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this. *Raises hand*) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school. You laugh at me now, but you won't be laughing at me when I crawl out from under your bed tonight." "Penguins!! They steal your sanity one brain cell at a time!!" "What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you." "Go ahead and talk about me behind my back, but I have advice for you. Click your heels together and say: 'I NEED A LIFE!'" "They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -unknown The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS. Some Warrior Stereotypes I'm a TOM, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter. I'm a SHE-CAT, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress. I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak. I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and disobey the warrior code. I'm in RiverClan, so I must be proud and fat. I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy. I'm in a forbidden love, so it must end badly. I am outside a Clan, so I must be a misguided fool. I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over. I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be part kittypet or love having a Clan overrun with kittypets. I'm an elder, so I must be cranky. I don't have a mate, so I must be shipped. I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water, so I must be weak and need the Clans' help for everything. I hate kittypets in the Clans, so I must be a evil hater and not have a life. I'm friends with another cat of the opposite gender, so I must be in love with them. I'm a queen, so I must lose all personality. I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary-Sue. I am a medicine cat with kits, so the kits must be messed up. |