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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

About Me:

I'm fifteen years old, female, and have green eyes. I live in the United States.

I'm writing a list of the absolutely most annoying things on the face of the earth.

I enjoy reading, writing, music, drama, and dancing. My favorite authors include Dorothy L. Sayers, Agatha Christie, J.K. Rowling, Anne McCaffrey, Philip Pullman, Arthur C. Clarke, and J.R.R. Tolkien. My favorite music includes Bach, Beethoven, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Jerry Sondheim, Sum41, Blink 182, and Green Day. I'm planning on volunteering at the local Humane Society.

I despise corporations and franchises. Sometimes I wonder if McDonalds isn't plotting to control the population by feeding everyone their food. Do you even know what goes in that stuff? I'm not sure I want to.

I write fanfiction for Harry Potter. I read fanfiction for many, many other things (i.e; Torchwood, Doctor Who, His Dark Materials), but have only been inspired to write fanfiction for the Dragonriders of Pern, Numb3rs, and Tamora Pierce's Tortall series. I've never gone through with these ideas, unfortunately.

Favorite Quotes:

My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and am therefore excused from saving Universes. -Ford Prefect; Life, the Universe, and Everything; Douglas Adams

It's a bathroom, not a skatepark! -Kat

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. -Mark Twain
America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. -Oscar Wilde
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "What is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"Death thought about it. "Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice." -Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

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I Lost The Game...

For those who do not know, "the game" is simple; don't remember the game. Forget it even exists! But, if you do remember, you have to say "I lost the game" so that everyone in the room playing the game loses. It's fun. :)

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Another Prisoner, Another Professor by Marauder reviews
AU. In Harry's third year he must learn the many truths about the new DADA teacher, Professor Black, and an escaped convict, Remus Lupin. Eventual SBxRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 125,166 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,375 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7619 - Favs: 3,691 - Follows: 3,459 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Cat, Rat, and Dog by Matelia-legwll reviews
JP/LE. Only Lily, Peter, and Sirius know the whole truth of what really happened during their Easter Holidays in their fifth year. UPDATED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,566 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 1/31/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P., Peter P., Marauders
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5529 - Favs: 8,314 - Follows: 8,926 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 2,540 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Settling the Score by ISpeakBraile reviews
I'm stubborn – I'll freely admit it. But unless Wood gets on his bloody knees and grovels for me to rejoin the team, I'm done. I'm talking giant, Nile River-style tears flowing down those obnoxiously sharp cheekbones of his, or no more Seeker. OW/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,032 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
A Pirates Life For Me by Skye-Chan 12 reviews
After he was imprisoned, Harry had given up hope of being truly free. But now, thanks to a voodoo witch and an amorous pirate captain, Harry has his freedom and a new adventure. SLASH HPJS AN:edits finished, new chapter to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,822 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Persian's Tale: Scarred for Life by LynnGryphon reviews
HP/GundamWing Abandoned in London by the Dursely's with fifty pounds to his name and no desire to lodge in a Leaky filled to the brim with Light hostile patrons, who would've thought running from a mugging would find him living in luxury as a cat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,362 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Harry P.
The Return of the Father by Stars Enchantress reviews
A summer storm ruins any plans that the occupants of the Burrow may have, but with it comes a unexpected arrival. With it, comes James Potter. Alive and well. Set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,257 - Reviews: 3938 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P., James P.
Reflection: Meddling With Time by VG Jekyll reviews
Through the magical qualities of a mirror in Hogwarts, Harry comes into contact with his father James in the Past. Together they try to change the Future, but will they be able to create a better Present? And what about Voldemort? Warning: you will hate me in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,167 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Perfect Marks by Rurouni Star reviews
-BlaiseHermione- You can learn anything with a book and a Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,003 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3659 - Favs: 7,149 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Great Hogwarts Portrait Rebellion by Shiv5468 reviews
Ten years after the fall of Voldemort the Minister decides to commission a portrait of the Order of the Phoenix. It isn't the best idea he's ever had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,565 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Unsheathed Sword by Oenanthe reviews
Voldemort's dying curse thrusts Harry back in time, to the start of his fourth year. Faced with the daunting prospect of fighting the war all over again, he must strike a balance between changing the future for the better and ruining it with one misstep.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,364 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Harry P.
Bridging the Rift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic was inspired by one random comment on livejournal and won't make much sense if you aren't a fan of Torchwood. Then again... maybe you don't need to be, lol! Harry. Draco. Jack Harkness. Threesome. Enough said. This fic contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT, okay?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Jack H. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Knack for Knickers by Kerichi reviews
He was twenty-five years old. He had fought Death Eaters. Surely, he could find Hermione a Valentine's gift. Jaw set in determination; Ron strode into Siren's Secrets only to halt inside the door. "Merlin," he whispered. *A Valentine story in 500 words.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Teddy Tied by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Teddy Ties. Sharon asked for a more dominant Harry. You ask, I deliver! This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
His Parents' Son by Realmer06 reviews
Teddy Lupin's first two weeks at Hogwarts are not going well. When everyone knows who your parents are and who your godfather is, it's a lot for any eleven year old to live up to. DH Spoilers, naturally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Lights Will Guide You Home by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Three sisters react in three ways to one event. Part Three, Narcissa. ::In this moment, Cissy hates Bella.::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Marauding Dragon by Hamilcar reviews
Sirius escapes from Azkaban much earlier and is adopted by Draco Malfoy. Ch. 43: The first year comes to a close and everybody gets to go home. Despite the year ending on a high note, however, not all are coming back to welcoming arms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 129,785 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Sirius B., Draco M. - Complete
Four Across and Seven Down by Matelia-legwll reviews
"You'd have thought he was merely bored—asked if I'd finished with my newspaper, cool as you please, said he missed doing the crossword." Sirius attempts a couple of crossword puzzles with the other Marauders. JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Lacuna by cupid-painted-blind reviews
After Azkaban, Sirius steals a puzzle and begins trying to put himself back together. It's harder than he expected. [One shot. Gen.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Pure Blood by Marionette reviews
[COMPLETED] Is there a difference between pure blood and mud blood? The answer may surprise you. DHr. Last chapter is up! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 24,891 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'll be home soon by Dramione27 reviews
I did it...I killed Harry Potter' she gasped at her sudden realisation, 'No you didn't,' he looked over to her, 'You're Hermione freaking Granger.' Oneshot. The savior of the wizarding world is dead. Someone must be held accountable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All That Blue Sky by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty facts about Teddy Lupin that no one ever quite figured out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Slavery is Illegal by StLibee reviews
Lena is in love with her best friend's stalker, who's best friend uses this information to blackmail her. The result: Rumors of lesbianism, burning lubricant, lots of snogging, and a love triangle with too many points.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,058 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
I Wish I Was Sorry by ScarletVampyre reviews
Because Sirius and Harry don't understand what this is between them, because it's inevitable and necessary, but mostly because Sirius isn't always sorry for falling for his best friend's son. SiriusHarry. Slash, underage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Saturday Night by cupid-painted-blind reviews
The truth is, by the way, that I care about a lot of things, just not you. [Sirius irons a few things out with Regulus. Sort of. One shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Beautiful Boy by Padfootatheart reviews
A visit to the hospital for a little mother and son time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Neville L., Alice L. - Complete
Finding Yellow by Realmer06 reviews
Neville's mother has been giving him gum wrappers since he was eleven. But one color has always been missing. Will Neville ever be able to find his yellow and complete the rainbow? DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Neville L., Alice L. - Complete
Making Breakfast by SnowyPicture reviews
While making breakfast one morning, James gives a baby Harry advice before turning the kitchen into a battle zone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What You Forget by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Percy talks to George, six months later. [DH spoilers. One shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Percy W., George W. - Complete
Thief of Dreams by randomsomeone reviews
Trying to outdrink Jack Sparrow was a terrible idea—enlightening, but still terrible. PotC1, silliness, no spoilers, vague WillxJack if you squint.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The News That Truly Shocks by cupid-painted-blind reviews
PostDH, Remus is greeted with a frighteningly cheerful Sirius. [You're making eternity sound like a bordello.] No slash, One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Out of Our Hands by Wilting Rose 08 reviews
What would you do if you had to marry someone you had never met? Someone you didn't even like? Someone you were supposed to hate? Well, unfortunately, James and Sirius don't have the choice...Eventual JPSB slash, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,423 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/9/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Because You're George by Realmer06 reviews
DH Spoilers. You know you can never be free of this pain because of what you are and what he was and what you both were. And what's the point of existing if it's going to hurt that much? What's the point of living if you can only ever be half there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Whisper by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty truths about Sirius Black that he will never say aloud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
On Morphing, Mischief, and Memory by Oboe-Wan reviews
Spoilers for Deathly Hallows and Prisoner of Azkaban. On his first day at Hogwarts, Teddy Lupin is preoccupied with a gift from his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
When Harry Sleeps by MarcoLover16 reviews
James comforts Harry when he wakes up crying during the night. Harry doesn't want him to leave, sleeping with his hand tightly in his father's for reassurance that he won't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Open House by CSI Clue reviews
Sometimes families from America want to send their darlings to Hogwartsan Addams FamilyHarry Potter crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
After Class by ChelleyBean reviews
Mild DH spoilers. A young Gryffindor delivers a message.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Neville L. - Complete
The Prospect of Tomorrow by imaginary iby reviews
We made it, Mrs Tonks! We're alive! An alternate ending, to calm the shipper's heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
An Accident by Eniledamia reviews
Harry remained quite still for a moment, then hurled the mirror back into the trunk where it shattered.Order of the Phoenix. Harry accidently cuts himself on Sirius's mirror after breaking it. He then runs into someone unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
After Dinner Discussions by aeramus reviews
One-shot. Takes place in the middle of OotP. Over Christmas holiday at Grimmauld Place, Harry finds himself unable to keep the nature of his detentions with Umbridge as secret as he would like from the adults who care about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 161 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Differences by Fire-Pawz reviews
When James indulged in his weekly ritual of asking Lily Evans on a date, he never expected to find out more about himself then he ever wanted to know. He knew he had to grow up one day...just not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Best Muggle Cesspit This Side O' Hackney by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A very short piece. Andromeda Black: the morning after she was disowned. She's clueless, penniless and completely alone. And the tea's horrible too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Andromeda T. - Complete
The List by inkvoices reviews
There are three secrets in the Slytherin Common Room: the rug, the footstool and the List.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
PS I Hate You by Songs.In.My.Pockets reviews
It all started with that ridiculous singing valentine in her first year...who would have thought? One shot! Possible epilogue...not sure?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Prefect and the Portrait by Amber13 reviews
Hermione considers a painting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Patronus Problem by Hobbity reviews
Miles Merryweather has a problem. He can't produce a Patronus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Muffler by Jo31891 reviews
They received fresh new scarves and ties every year but Harry still enjoyed digging out his first year one and wearing it on a chilling morning on his walk along the lake. But when you daydream, things can happen. Drarry HxD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Getting a Bit Obsessed by kyuuketsukirui reviews
Ron's had it up to here with Harry's obsession with Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by Keiko Yuki reviews
Songfic:: Draco is wondering about the situation he's in with Harry. Unrequited love is painful. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty somewhat related facts about the Marauders. And Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Stairwell Secrets by softhallelujahs reviews
Izzie knew the difference between right and wrong. AU DerekIzzie
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Rings and Medallions by The Red Dragons Order reviews
Sauron has gotten hold of the Aztec gold, which can only spell trouble. Hey ho, hey ho, a-treasure huntin’ we go! Sequel to PAW, RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,806 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004
Geese by lesyeuxverts reviews
Minerva watches the Marauders change after the prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Black and White by ISpeakBraile reviews
Samantha White: Impatient, cynical, incessantly sarcastic, strongwilled, incredibly bright. Sirius Black: Charming, witty, egotistical, stubborn, unnervingly sharp. Warning: this is my first fanfic ever. Extreme Mary Sue-ness ahead. Proceed with caution. Abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,062 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Sirius B., OC
Shattered Moments by Rurouni Star reviews
[Sequel to Out of Time] And for every small change, there is another, and another, and another... Hermione goes into fourth year with a misbehaving timeturner and the knowledge that there is a dark future to prevent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,828 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Dirty Magic by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Sirius picked a bad night to run away from home. [He’s got a horrible, deep, sinking feeling that he’s just like the rest of his family. They’re all a bit insane, and he feels insane right now.] Rating for language and situation. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Familiar by Azalee reviews
For the life of him, he can't remember her name. [Peter's always had such a short term memory.]
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Peter Pan - Complete
Playing with History by 1stRainbowRose reviews
[hppotc crossover] Ron played with the time turner and now everyone's not where they should be... but where ARE they? And who's this rum obsessed man?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Raymoose Lupin: A name to conjure with by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Remus reflects on one Harry James Potter, and how he’s changed over the years from a baby he adored, to a man followed into battle. Also, he can enunciate now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
When the Parents Find Out by Almost Anonymous reviews
Lily and James find out about Harry's romantic entanglements. AU. HGHr threesome, one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Retrospect by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Andromeda, on Sirius before and after Azkaban. Because people change over time. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
Unsure by Nova-Janna reviews
Oneshot, AndyBender. Andy was never quite sure how things happened to him. But there was something he was even more unsure about than anything else. He was unsure of why he was currently making out with John Bender.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
Of Bets and Kisses by TriXter21 reviews
A Dasey. Oneshot. You'll be pleased with what the bet is, I promise you.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Quirks by empathapathique reviews
Sometimes, it’s the odd, little things that make up the whole picture. Because being married is weird like that. Fluff warning! DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Flower Shop by cinderella200 reviews
Sirius and Remus help Lily choose flowers for the upcoming nuptials. The shop girl watches them, and comes to an interesting conclusion. SBRL PRE SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Observations by Punkindoodle reviews
Someone at a party makes some interesting observations about Draco and Hermione. Have fun guessing who the narrator is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Good Night Sweet Prince, Good Morrow Fair Ophelia by The White mask reviews
Hamlet and Ophelia have a lot of issues to work out after the play is over, as do a couple of other Shakespeare characters. It all comes to a head in a waiting room to the afterlife.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
The Celtic Cross by Nyx Fixx reviews
Sirius reads the Tarot cards in Grimmauld Place, and considers the concept of luck
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,576 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Fred and George's Dirty Mind by Prissy and Bregan reviews
ONE SHOT How do Fred and George take it after spying on Hermione and Sirius during their cooking lesson?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Eros and Charissa by Scritch reviews
Mortals are pathetic, mere playthings for the gods. Eros, god of love and passion, knows this all too well. For the opposite of love is not hatred, but apathy.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Lunacy can be Contagious by Encuentrame reviews
A short oneshot into the mind of Hamlet during his visit to Ophelia.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Catching Up by Loki Mischeif-Maker reviews
Andromeda Tonks runs into her uncle Alphard at the Leaky Cauldron with an odd question and some good news.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Alphard B., Andromeda T. - Complete
An Unusual Portrait by luckily reviews
Grimmauld Place is never as it seems. Written for the Overcoming Rivarly fest on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Regulus B., Hermione G. - Complete
Fifty Paper Hearts by cupid-painted-blind reviews
She made paper hearts. They were small and lined and imperfect, but on each she wrote a name, a number and a date, and dropped them into the empty grate. She'd burn them when they meant something.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Ain't It a Shame by FallenShateiel reviews
Malfoy forfeited his life. He's homeless and alone, hiding and starving... asking for money from Muggles he once despised...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,831 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Superray Hamlet by Nina aka The Author reviews
The strange thing about Shakespeare is that a lot of his tragedies start out as comedies. Case in point: Hamlet.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Put it Away! by Sammypenny reviews
Hermione walks in on Sirius. Just a little drable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Abstract Red by Jateshi reviews
He's different from the rest of his family Sirius is crimson where they're all hemmed with emerald and that's more than fine. Red is a good colour, one he likes. [mild PG, SiriusxRemus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Behind the Lines by cupid-painted-blind reviews
[been done before but whatever. HBP compatable] Short stories from the eyes of ignored characters, explaining why they act and react to the circumstances they can't quite control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
Supernova by cupid-painted-blind reviews
[Bellatrix in Azkaban. Oneshot.] Because stars like her don't fall without a fanfare.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Nevermore by cupid-painted-blind reviews
[Sirius, oneshot, post OotP] Quoth the Raven, 'nevermore.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Erised by cupid-painted-blind reviews
What would you like to obsess over today?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
A Hundred Little Threads by cupid-painted-blind reviews
[post HBP. Oneshot. Ginny's POV] It's strange the things you can find in an old and fraying blanket, isn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Ginny W. - Complete
Of Frosting and Sprinkles by KissThis reviews
[Drabble] CD x HP A chance encounter in the kitchens the night of the Yule Ball. Christmastime fluff for the two Champions. [includes: christmas cookies and boys in white oxfords]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Christmas Carol by Sophiax reviews
COMPLETE! Voldemort as Scrooge? See what happens when the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future pay the Dark Lord a visit on Christmas Eve. Featuring TinyTim!Ginny, a Malfoy family Christmas, and Arthur Weasley as Bob Cratchit, LV's clerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,055 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
A Dog's Life by Kerichi reviews
Mother always said he would lead a dog's life, wretched and ignoble. Lying before the fire with a lovely woman running her fingers through his hair, Sirius made a sound of deep contentment. The battleaxe had been dead wrong. It was good to be Snuffles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2005 - [Sirius B., OC] - Complete
Pirates from Potions by Belinde Maline reviews
A potion gone horribly awry, enter two dashing pirates and two very jealous Gryffindor males. What have Ginny and Hermione gotten themselves into?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,535 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Complete
Stranger in Paradise by InuStar reviews
[COMPLETE] A young girl goes back in time to help out her friends, and stop all the misery from occurring. SBOC. I do LOVE reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,908 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Mum, Dad: Meet My Boyfriends by KissThis reviews
Hermione, Sirius, and Remus are blissfully in love, but what are our favorite characters to do when the Grangers hear that their daughter has a boyfriend. Singular. How ever is she going to explain that she has TWO?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 145 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Anthem for Doomed Youth by Skybright Daye reviews
After the War is won, after the heroes have faded into legend, one mysterious portrait remains -- and one student is determined to get to the bottom of it. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Complete
Novels of Romance and War by KissThis reviews
Drabblette. [HGxRLxSB] Siremione Kinda sadfunny fluff. In the light of the war's end, Hermione's written a book recounting her childhood and the fight against Voldemort. She's determined to enjoy her new life, and bares her thirteen month secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Blame Game by Rurouni Star reviews
[HermioneDraco][oneshot] It's a game that confuses both its players, and in the end, it accomplishes little...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not A Real Holiday by KissThis reviews
Hermione doesn't like Valentine's Day it's just one big conspiracy to make people buy cards and candy. Can the boys get her into the holiday spirit? Fun, fluffy humor. Includes: excessive decorations, drag!Sirius, and a giant pink teddy bear
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
Starburst Castle by KissThis reviews
After a late night of studying, Hermione unwinds with some muggle candy. Draco makes an appearance. Warning: Includes libraryafterhoursstarburstfoodfight and snarky comments.HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Twelve Hours of Christmas by KissThis reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Hermione's husband can't make it home. Gifts begin arriving every hour, delivered by all the men in her life, from a mysterious admirer. As the men get ticked off the list, figure out who's her husband and who's sending the gifts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,485 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Dinner Time by Marionette reviews
Lavender and Parvati are baffled by a strange scene that plays out between Draco and Hermione at dinner time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tempting Propositions by KissThis reviews
At the ten-year reunion Hermione gets made a tempting proposition. Romance, lust, and snarky comments ensue when Hermione finds herself with Draco Malfoy as her new boss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Checkmate by Rurouni Star reviews
[DracoHermione][oneshot] War is oddly like a game of chess...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
IMing the Dead by Loki Mischeif-Maker reviews
Lupin's working late and starts getting IMs from Sirius. Not too unusual, right? It is if it's post OotP. . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Stuck on Parseltongue by Molly Morrison reviews
Harry is acting strangely, and Snape may just live to regret prying the secret out of him. ONE-SHOT, NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sonnet unto His Dæmon by Qoheleth reviews
Being, well... a sonnet unto the author's dæmon.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Cashmere and Terrycloth by KissThis reviews
Hermione and Draco, after getting in trouble for a scene on the Quidditch Pitch, must stay out of trouble to keep their jobs as Head Boy and Girl. But in order to do that they get stuck in a small enclosed space together for an entire night. [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,867 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shade by Marionette reviews
Draco Malfoy proposes a shady truce. Short fic in honor V-day! DHr. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Facets by Marionette reviews
Hermione decides that Draco Malfoy's class ring just doesn't suit him at all, and she can tell him why, too. Not really romance. Present from G and Aria. Please rr!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Kissing Booth by Marionette reviews
Draco, Hermione, and a kissing booth. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Cheated by Marionette reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger exchange a few words after the announcement of Head Gir/Boy--not what you think. Slight, barely-there D/Hr, one shot. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Achieving Invisibility by Marionette reviews
Everyone's heard the old saying 'don't make a funny face, it could get stuck that way'. Ginny Weasley knows it's true, but in a different sense. Slight H/G. Original one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Like Lily by Marionette reviews
A fic that sheds light onto Petunia's character. The justification of her hatred for her sister and the treatment of her son. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Lily Evans P.
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts by arressayy reviews
Ever wonder why the Hogwarts school song has a few...shall I say, 'weird' lines in it? Here's my explanation, with plenty of humor to go around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2002 - James P., Sirius B.
In the Dark by Trinity Day reviews
Sirius, James, Peter and Remus are stuck in a dark room together. A surprise, surprise MWPP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Wizard in the Caribbean reviews
A mistake in Apparition leaves James in a place and time he never expected to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - James P., Albus S. P.