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Joined 11-20-05, id: 933964, Profile Updated: 08-13-08
Author has written 11 stories for King Kong, LXG, Pirates of the Caribbean, X-Men: The Movie, Misc. Movies, A Knight's Tale, and Harry Potter.

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Story 4 by reesybaby reviews
What if Harry had a twin? And what if she ended up entangled with one of the most dangerous wizards around? There's a full summary inside which explains much better than this. Please read and review! 28/11/13 - UPDATE IS ON THE WAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 94 - Words: 367,088 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Lucius M., OC
King Of Fools by BloodyRiley reviews
Voldemort wants an heir, and he plans on getting one even if he has to use his most trusted death eater to do so. LuciusOC. Rated M for language. Violence. Future Lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,897 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Lucius M., OC
Berlin's Most Eligible Bachelor by FrauLanda reviews
‘The Jew Hunter’ meets an intriguing young woman at a ball and finds himself in pursuit of an all-together-different kind of prey…Hans Landa/OC Rated M for later chapters
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,496 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - H. Landa
Bad Luck Bree: The Girl on the Flying Dutchman by Bad Luck Bree reviews
Bad Luck Bree is the fiercest female pirate ye'll ever cross. But her life of freedom aboard the Goresail is brought to an abrupt halt after she is pressganged into Davy Jones' crew. However, even Davy Jones finds it difficult to tame her down. Davy&OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,007 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
A Saint At My Side and a Demon In My Arms by mustang-grl reviews
The appearance of a new evil. The rebirth of a broken Count. The return of Gods warrior. The struggle of a forgotten family member. And the ever going fight between what is right and what feels right. Van Helsing-OC-Dracula triangle.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,356 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 7/12/2004
Misery Hates Company by Ltb3105 reviews
How did House really become miserable? Background story on House's college days, medical internship, and the "love" of his life before Stacy; eventually will become House/Cameron romance. Lots of drama! LAST CHAPS UP NOW!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 196 - Words: 229,720 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - G. House, A. Cameron
Savage Saviors by SharonH reviews
AU. Not Book compliant. The war is over. The Order of the Phoenix was victorious, and Voldemort is gone for good. Three Muggles stumble into the Leaky Cauldron, and the Witching world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Lucius M., OC
Five Times River Scared Mal by mermaid2bseeker reviews
without becoming Reaverslayer. Post BDM. Rayne pairing.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2008 - River, Jayne - Complete
Part Two by Coraline's3 reviews
Now that Lord Beckett is out of the way, Lady Brenna McEllister can settle down with her new husband, Commodore James Norrington. But she soon realizes that being married to the Commodore of Port Royal isn't all it's cracked up to be...R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - James N. - Complete
Without You by AndromedaStarr reviews
They loved each other, yet they married other people. The story of Beckett and Norrington. Slash, warning for character death. Please read and review. I promise it's better than you think.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
The Gift by Lyra Lupin reviews
Norrington and OFC. To release his unspent passions, James Norrington has a secret: he plays the violin. Drama, action and beautiful duets unfold helping James to discover love, trust and the true nature of his own heart. FINAL CHPT POSTED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,220 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - James N.
Pirates of the Caribbean, the Bleeding Ruby by darkstarofdeath reviews
Sparrow made lost for the moment but his sister and her crew are not. Set sail with new and old friends to find out how a simple deal can lead to so much more. The first of three stores, tacking places after dmc. The starts of Davy Jones oc and other pari
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,174 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Your Devil Eyes by Sakurademon reviews
Norrington finds an unexpected friend aboard the Black Pearl, but before he can confess his feelings will tragedy strike the two? Read to find out! Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
51 ways to annoy Commadore James Norrington by Twister the Dragon reviews
The title IS the summary
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Transitions by Maya Beebop reviews
Set in the Movie Beetlejuice refuses to return to the Neitherworld, even after Lydia is gone and a new family moves in. Can Claudia keep him under control, or will she succumb his old habits let them run away with her?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,255 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Complete
The Journals of the LXG by Nichol1 reviews
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen tell their side of the story! V. silly.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003
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This Is Your Life reviews
Songfic to Switchfoot's 'This Is Your Life'. Norrington returns to his rightful place and finds solace - and uncertainty - in the man who put him there. Beckington slash, post-DMC. On the very verge of M.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - James N., Cutler B. - Complete
Caught In The Act reviews
After the War, former Dark Arts dealers are forced to find other means of income, and Eurydice Jaeger has been dragged in. She's an operative in a flawless scheme...until she meets one Lucius Malfoy. Lucius/OC. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Lucius M., OC
The Trials of Ophelia Green reviews
Seventh-year Ophelia Green has, along with the Golden Trio, returned to Hogwarts despite traumatic memories of lasts year's battle. Things are running smoothly except for one thing: Lucius Malfoy is the new Transfiguration teacher. LuciusOC, Rated M later
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Lucius M., OC
She's The Blade reviews
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen cross paths with vigilante Remy Baudelaire and exorcist Judas Constantine and soon find a new quest: Destroy Rasputin and save the world from Hell. SkinnerxOCxSawyer. The hiatus is no more.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,654 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 6/9/2006
Another Tale, Another Tournament reviews
Based on Shakespere's Much Ado About Nothing, Sir William Thatcher and his entourage some across baker's apprentice Beatrice. What is behind her and Wat's insatiable animosity? And can it be overcome? The others think so...with some help of course...
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2008
Ask Me No Questions I'll Tell You No Lies reviews
20 year old Scarlett Harker is not your average rich girl. She's sick of suitors and limits. She's being suffocated and she wants out. Where does she go? Everyone's favorite rusty tramp steamer, of course.
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 35,299 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
All That And A Bag Of Crisps reviews
The Cookie Thief She never thought she'd see him again in such similar circumstances.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Who I Am Hates Who I've Been reviews
Norrington songfic set to Relient K's Who I Am Hates Who I've Been. Does our Norrington hate who he's been or who he is? Just a little idea that was nagging at me. Implied Norrabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Oh Captain, My Captain reviews
A series of events in which Jack Sparrow crosses paths with a Tortuga girl once in a while turns into a story about them being stuck together. The title is a poem by Walt Whitman.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006
Fix You reviews
And the tears come streaming down your face, when you lose something you can't replace, when you love someone but goes to waste...could it be worse? A Norrington sonfic to Fix You by Coldplay. Slight Norrabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Innocent Bystander reviews
Pandora Papadopoulous, a strong antimutant, is a reporter. A perfect job for someone as curious as she. But when Pandora gets in too deep, she discovers too many secrets. What happens? Read and find out!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Angel, Logan/Wolverine