Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
by Kitsune Heart reviews
A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
as time goes by
by ribbons-blue reviews
Because childhood simplifies everything…even love. The tale of a young princess and the boy who never wanted to grow up. [Emma x Hook]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,550 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
by celticvampriss reviews
"There's no way I [kissed you] because I thought that…that you were…" She motioned toward him, the words like lead on her tongue. "That you were my…you and me…were…my…" Killian rolled his eyes. "True love, darling." "Shh!" Emma snapped. Set after events of 2x11. KillianxEmma. Humor/drama/Romance. My idea of them embracing their true love for each other. M for later chapters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,766 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Forget Me Not
by devilishlysas reviews
When Emma abandoned Hook at the top of the beanstalk she had no idea just what path that decision might lead her down... straight to Neverland apparently. Never trust a Pirate Captain, especially when your survival might depend on it. Follows on from the Tallahassee episode 2x6. AU as of 2x8.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,095 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
(yeah just like me) she was a victim of the night
by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Prompted from fyesemmaandhook on tumblr. —- Emma's getting married in the morning to someone she's never met — some prince from some rich, powerful kingdom on the other side of the continent — and so she needs to make tonight last. And the foreign pirate who'd shown up to rob her blind at her engagement ball will help her do just that. Captain Swan. Shamelessly, gleefully AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,143 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
second star to the right
by abbyli reviews
"How the hell did you get in here! I took away your stupid hook!" Each time Emma tries to throw a certain pirate in jail, she finds him in her living room with a big flirty smile on his face. emma/hook, henry a.u.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S. - Complete
Second Star to the Right
by Rhianna-Aurora reviews
AU Captain Swan. Based on the path of the Tarot's Major Arcana. Every journey starts with a single step. Emma never left Killian up the beanstalk, instead, they went back to Storybrooke together. Now Emma's finding herself increasingly drawn to the infuriating pirate captain, and a series of events that neither one of them could have predicted has been set into motion.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,636 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Untrustworthy Pirate Moonshine
by cupid-painted-blind reviews
"You keep saying you're gonna get revenge on Rumplestiltskin. But how do you plan to do that?" —-Emma, Hook, late-night murder plots, and a legitimate and serious conversation utterly derailed by rum. Emma/Hook, of the UST variety.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
by anondracomalfoy reviews
Hermione works at St. Mungos, and the fourth floor has recently made a discovery and inadvertently retrieved her biggest regret-her lost and seemingly Obliviated husband, Draco Malfoy. Draco is forced to return to her, and strange things begin to occur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,246 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Last Time
by lieselmemingers reviews
Katniss and Peeta, and the process of healing. Post-Mockingjay, pre-epilogue.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,335 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Her Sweet, Decadent Smile
by thecellarfloor reviews
"Princess," Draco's voice sliced through the silence, dangerously close to where she was hiding, "I know you're here somewhere." Hermione muffled her ragged breaths. He was clearly enjoying this. "Come out, come out, wherever you are..." A sequel to HBHE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,005 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sparks Amongst the Ashes
by silver sniper of night reviews
In the aftermath of the revolution, Katniss and Peeta return to 12 and attempt to heal. However, returning to a world that no longer exists is not easy. A different look at the last chapter of Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,103 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
by Eirawen reviews
Cheating, Cursing, Debt and finally: "You mean you want me...to give you a son?" But retribution seems to be the deciding factor in a decision that could just be the worst...or best decision Hermione ever made.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 97,186 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unrecorded Hours
by hollycomb reviews
Katniss and Peeta in the weeks and months after the war.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,457 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 431 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH. Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.' Holly stifled a groan and halted in the doorway, trying to decide if she should just turn on her heel and leave.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH, mostly UST, post TTP. Months after Opal's escape at Hook Head, Artemis and Holly are again thrown together when an LEP officer goes missing, and reports surface of a 'monster' in Fort Tryon Park, Manhattan.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,937 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark
by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
He Doesn't Love Me
by persistentillusion reviews
When she married it was not for love, the marriage law was passed- and she was essentially bought by the highest bidder
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eight and Eighth
by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 2837 - Favs: 4,033 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by Dlvvanzor reviews
Holly and Artemis have finally said some things that have long needed to be said. But of course, nothing has changed. Holly/Artemis Oneshot. Some spoilers for Time Paradox.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
by The Creatress reviews
A/H one-shot. Artemis walks in on something rather unexpected. Short, humourous, and romantic with a bit of fluff for garnish. Rated M to play it safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Valentine's Day Surprise
by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Written for Granger Enchanted Valentine's Day Challenge 2009. Prompt: They were forbidden, their love hidden from the world, but on this one day a year, Valentine's Day, nothing else mattered but their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by Opal Roseblossom reviews
One night Holly's daughter asks for a bedtime story. Unable to think of one, she talks of dragons and an imprisoned princesses, all of who aren't quite what they seem. Artemis/Holly fluff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Bored Of You
by Heptagon reviews
Draco wants to dump Hermione but things do not go according to his plans and somehow he ends up in a situation where getting beaten by Potter and Weasley actually sounds like a good idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Welcome To The Granger Family
by Beloved Discord reviews
AU. After eight years, Hermione startles her family during a reunion with her engagement. What follows is her family's and especially her grandfather's outrage, dismay and shock at the identity of her future husband. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 230 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Her and Me
by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Taste Of Your Kiss
by AkashaTheKitty reviews
PostHogwarts. Could maybe follow canon, forgetting the epilogue, I suppose. OOC and HIGHLY improbable. Just a feelgood funny romance I wrote to relieve some of the angst I had gotten from writing Silencio. I don't care if you read or review :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,724 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Establishment of a Meaningful Context
by attica reviews
Because the boy certainly had enough mind to know not to excite the impetuous old man, even if he did not have enough wits about him to know that he was very secretly in love with the girl standing exactly two feet and six point five inches away. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,817 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A World Apart
by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 3037 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by Londra reviews
He had made her into someone she was not. Oneshot. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3835 - Favs: 7,084 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Metal and Other Appendages reviews
Emma visits Hook in the hospital one last time before leaving with Gold. Set after 2x12. Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Mistakes and Repercussions reviews
Captain Hook is sitting on her couch. The absurdity of the situation does not escape Emma. Whilst trying to (not) run away from him (and possible feelings for him), Emma ends up perhaps revealing more about herself than she wants to. And she finds that she doesn't mind much. Or at all.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
A Lost Soul Never Rests reviews
Captain Swan. Set after 2x09- Emma's family is acting strange. She finds that a certain pirate may play a much bigger role in her life than she first expected. He saves her and Emma comes to realize that his feelings for her may not be so one-sided.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Sunshine and Rainbows reviews
Emma falls into Killian's arms. Poor Killian doesn't know what hit him.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
I Wonder reviews
Once again, here he was. The damn library. And there she was.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete