Master Fifer
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Joined 11-21-05, id: 934879, Profile Updated: 12-31-08
Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Gravitation, and Vampires.

Master Fifer: The Person

Name: Frankie. It's Francesca, really, but please... Frankie sounds so much more interesting in my opinion.

Age: 15

Residence: Portland, OR

Some Insights To Me: Well, jeez, I like a lot of things! I love horseback riding, especially horse jumping, and music. I like to sing but believe me it's not outstanding. Sounds like a cat being run over by a clown truck, really. Writing is one of my biggest passions, though I don't do it as often as I should. I like to snowboard but again, it's not pro top-knotch stuff or anything. Reading's also a big interest and just messing around with my friends. We come up with some... elaborate things. I love to draw and with each picture I get a little bit better, in my opinion. Improv and drama are my favorite things to do in my spare time. Theater is my favorite class in school! I also love making people laugh so I mostly write humorous stories. Reading back on my stories I can really see how my sense of humor has... 'matured' let's say. Still, who doesn't like a "That's what she said" joke? And... I'm sorry, but this must be said now as to not cause confusion in the future.I am not a Twilight fan.I'm sorry... this is how it has to be. It's getting so popular it should start being on forms and sheets. I'm really glad I got that off my chest. Phew.

Overall: Feel free to ask me anything! I love chatting to people anytime, even with simple 'private messages.' Review if you like, I enjoy feedback most of all! I hope you enjoy my stories.

12-31-08, 1:15pm

ALMOST 2009!! AND I'VE MADE NO RESOLUTIONS!! I HAVE 10 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES TO COME UP WITH SOME!THE PRESSURE!

I guess I could always try to make more computer time a goal. Or maybe like, I don't know, getting a JOB...

Ew, I hate growing up. Job. It sounds so... formal and adult.

RESOLUTION AS OF NOW: DO A LITTLE REGRESSING IN THE AGE DEPARTMENT.

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Akito's Adventure in TVLand by MegumiRaeda reviews
Akito vs. tv shows. Title was Akito vs. Barney. rated M for language and violence. We do not own any of the charaters or shows in this story...Chapter 13 is now up
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Akito S., Shigure S.
Potions Gone Wrong by yohlenyaoilover reviews
A potion gone wrong leaves Harry and Malfoy in a bad situation Slash! H/D COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,416 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to annoy Lord Voldiekins 101 by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
Basically three young witches proceed to annoy Voldiepoo to the brink of... erm, whatever. Written by Moosk and me. Warnings for mild language and alcoholic content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 28,622 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Voldemort, Voldemort
A Day in the Life Of by Sachimi reviews
Parodies about the days in the lives of individual Juunishi members! New Chapter up: Yuki has a rough life, he deserves a little...well he deserves the spotlight once in...I mean he IS Yuki frickin' Sohma. It's Yuki's turn. Join the maddness!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,912 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Akito S., Tohru H.
Seducing er Scaring Hogwarts The original by xHanachanx reviews
Seducing er Scaring Hogwarts, the untouched version ***Warning, very random story. May scare readers away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Complete
Animal Mannerisms by RinsDarkMagician reviews
The members of the zodiac are more like their animals than they thought. They share some of the same traits as their animals do. It's quite amusing to watch.... Each chapter is a different person.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,373 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/16/2006
KaiRayRayKai Productions by konfizkate91 reviews
Some homemade videos that two REALLY bored bladers can make in their spare time. Swearing Flames welcome. NOT YAOI. My third comeback!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,374 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS? by sweetypie15 reviews
Try being Legolas. Having to deal with Aragorn's love life, teachers, his psychotic mother & her latest husband, councillors, detention and Pippin following you around asking stupid questions. Don't read if you have an idealised view of Leggy. Just don't
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 35,489 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
Road Trip by Eryn Galen reviews
AU,Slash,het,OOCness.Sirius is getting married in Italy so Harry,Hermione,Ron,Blaise,Pansy and Draco decide to drive over there.it will take a week, and a lot can happen in a week.BETTER SUMMERY INSIDE HPDM, RWPP, BZHG. Chapter 13, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,033 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Akito's Diary by Twisted-Soul123 reviews
After much sneakiness, I have at last uncovered Akito's diary! It's really not what I expected at all...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Akito S. - Complete
BLOODLINE by Esmeralda99 reviews
This is my first story in English.The story involves the vampire Lestat but is totaly different than anything already published, and it introduces a new character.PLEASE REVIEW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
A Trip to Nowhere by rollmaster reviews
And it was so that they spent 4 days in Ryuichi's old, weathered house, learning, growning, discovering just what it meant to be alive, when their time was cut short, and whole new decisions were forced to be made. ryushu
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,368 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Ryuichi S., Shuichi S. - Complete
Naruto: When Authors Attack by Aventri reviews
Do you enjoy a good Naruto story? Are you tired of skipping over cliche stories? Ever want to laugh at a story that wasn't trying to be funny? Well come on in. Today we're making fun of all the stories that make you sigh.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Batman's burn out by Room 1408 reviews
Batman is tired of the Joker for escaping Arkham over and over again. So he came out with the perfect plan to get rid of the Clown Prince.. for good. CRACK FIC! Implied Batsy/joker
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008
Trill by Strange and Intoxicating -rsa reviews
Ryuichi's mother never told him. Now, with Nittle Grasper surging to the top of the charts, he finds out the secret that can rip Tohma and him apart for eternity. The media and the world thought they were filthy, but you can't stop love. RyuxToh Hiatus
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Ryuichi S., Touma S.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Caught! by vergilswrath reviews
Harry and Draco get caught before they tell people about themsleves. HPDM slash. WARNING lots of slash! Bit of het! On hiatus!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,018 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Secret Longing by Forever-Here-Forever-Alone reviews
Shuichi, yet again, has gone on tour and left Yuki home alone. His brother, Tatsuha, has called him, and that call turned into a game of lust. But what happens when both brothers fall head over heels for their brother?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Eiri Y., Tatsuha U.
LOST: Parodies of the Complete 1st Season, Almost by Zephdae reviews
See the plane crash. See the survivors survive. Watch as the island becomes freaky. Monsters abound. Rated TV14 for Violence, Language, Sexuality, and some Crude Humor. Completed parodies of episodes 1-14!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,273 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
The Llama Song Has You by Anakin McFly reviews
The Matrix versions of The Llama Song: The Agent Song, The Neo Song, The Morpheus Song, The Cypher Song, The Mero Song, The Oracle Song, The Trinity Song, The Mouse Song, The Squiddy Song, The Cookie Song, The Redpill Song and now The Sati Song
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Smith, A., Neo
Tatsuha Claus by Determined reviews
Tatsuha gets caught stealing, and is sentenced to community service hours...as a Mall Santa. Lucky for him, Ryuichi Sakuma lurves Christmas. Krismasu TatsRyu lovin' is the result. Short drabblesque chappies. Enjoy!
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Tatsuha U., Ryuichi S. - Complete
Fun Game by Cgsgothchick reviews
Yuki starts a game with tatsuha on the phone that just gets more interesting every time. :
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Tatsuha U., Eiri Y.
Psychology by Novelist Pup reviews
Insanity runs in the Uchiha family. This only helps prove it. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,699 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
I Found Your Diary by Fiver reviews
High school student Tala Ivanov finds a discarded diary in the halls and 'accidentally' ends up reading it. Finding himself drawn into the author's world, he sets himself the task of finding them. The only problem is: they don't want to be found. AU
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,535 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Tala - Complete
The Society for the Admiration of Harry Potter by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,828 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Not So Hetrosexual: Inside Haru's Sick, Pervy Mind by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Haru Sohma isn't all what he's cracked up to be. While he's not cracking up on crack, doing sleazy babes and babbling stuff that makes no sense, what does this cow really think? Read to find out!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,526 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Hatsuharu S.
Ryu's New Assistant by XxXMayhemXxX reviews
Tatsuha works at a club that's hosting his idol's last tour stop, but with a few kind words to the singer, he finds himself working an entirely different job as personal assistant to Ryuichi Sakuma. Now they battle between professional life, and home life
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,212 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Ryuichi S., Tatsuha U. - Complete
Wait a Second! by CaffinatedDreamSequence reviews
In addition to chasing them with Orcs, Nazgul, and all wickedness, Sauron has decided that he wants to frustrate the Fellowship itself, not just it's mission. Poor Legolas! COMPLETED!...rating just to be safe I accept anonymous reviews. NO FLAMES! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Legolas
Legolas Greenleaf: Pet Detective by Elvin BlueEyes reviews
Join us, as we follow Legolas Greenleaf fill his dream as a Pet Detective. Read as he battles courageous and difficult cases of the missing animals of his beloved friends and family. I accept annonymous and all that other stuff
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Legolas
Of Palm Trees and Chibis by Amethyst Blade reviews
Set of EdxEnvy drabbles...mainly comedy, maybe romance later...rating just to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,711 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Envy, Edward E.
Mommy Itachi by EvilPyroKitty17 reviews
Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Rivendell 9 to 5 by Claudi007 reviews
Elladan accepts his destiny as the Worst Elven Leader in the History of Elven Leaders. Sequel to The Elladan Show. Incomplete, but further chapters exist on the Henneth Annun archive.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,910 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Elrohir, Legolas
Expecting The Unexpected by thoughtless dreamer reviews
Ed and Envy are forced to take the phrase expect the unexpected to heart when it turns out that they are expecting, and indeed, it is quite unexpected. EnvyxEd. Yaoi and mpreg. Rated for language and for future chapters. COMPLETED.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,603 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Off To School! AHHH! THE HORROR! by House of Eternal Night reviews
Legolas, Faramir, Boromir, Aragorn, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gimli, Elladan, Elrohir, Eomer, Eowyn and Arwen are young and naïve. Gandalf, Elrond, Galadrìel, Celebrìan, Celeborn, and Thranduil...full summary on second chapter!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,939 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 6/17/2005
What's Up Doc? by KRRouse reviews
Sam's just a normal guy trying to make his way in today's world, but with roommates like Frodo, Merry and Pippin, and neighbors like Gimli and Gollum, it's not easy. Rated PG13, just in case.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,805 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
Jealous by haru's reviews
Rin is back with Shigure. And Haru begs Yuki to pretend to be his boyfriend to make her jealous. But as time goes on Yuki finds he wants more than just pretend. HaruYuki fic. shonenai and lime but there wil be yaoi and a lemon later on if your good. rated
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Another Gay Magical British Castle by Sexy Utensils reviews
The Utensils are coming to Hogwarts followed [more like dragged], by most of the cast of Full Metal Alchemist, Naruto and Gravitaion? And these girls are... YAOI FANGIRLS! 'cept they take Yaoi to the extreme...
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,532 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 8/31/2006
I love the Bath by Aruuuu reviews
Sasuke and Itachi have a little fun in the bath. Uchihacest with a twist! SasuxIta..Warning: Lemon, Yaoi, Kinkyness, and weirdness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Tauwght I Taw A Putty Tat by angeltread reviews
Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,708 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pokemon Master, Sasuke by Maliciously Creative reviews
SasuNaru KakaIru, ShonenAi, Yaoi Ch. 18 up! What happens when you lose the one you loved the most? But denial is a tricky thing... causing you to see the one you love most as a pokemon and you as his trainer. NOT ABANDONED! Still working on it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,193 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 10/19/2004
HogwartsParody style by idonrlycarenemore reviews
Overly cliched stories, 0 stars. Parodies of cliches, 5 stars. Come laugh your head offs at the collections of how NOT to write a Hary Poter FannFik. Rated M for all the stuff you wish you didn't have to read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Role Reversal: Here We Go Again! by Kei-chan and Rin-chan reviews
The long awaited sequel to Role Reversal is finally here! Join Tohma and Ryuichi as they cause havoc, wreck relationships, and give Sakano a heart attack!
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Touma S., Ryuichi S. - Complete
The Eye of the Kisa: Behind the Cute Exterior by Neptune Fairy reviews
It's a bird. It's a plane. No...it's Kisa with Yuki's condoms! Watch as this eccentric, perverted tiger in disguise shows us what's...um...REALLY on her mind. Another disturbing 'Inside the Mind of' story. r&r please!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Kisa S.
From Hogwarts With Magic: The Notepassing Episodes by CAP.L reviews
The fic formerly known as 'notepassing'. Short summary: Notepassing between the marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Truth or Dare by Em-chan Writes reviews
Shucihi decided to have a little gathering. To perk things up Tatsuha decided to play a little game of truth or dare. CHAPTER 5 REDONE AND IS NOW LONGER!
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
The Uchiha Chronicles by Kitsurubami reviews
Welcome to TUC, the adventures of Uchiha Itachi and Sasuke when they were younger! [Sequel now up!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
I Wanna Sing by Little Toast reviews
Tohru finds a karaoke bar and the rest of the gang are doomed. Follow this humorous fanfiction up on the stage of randomness. Haha, please R&R!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,610 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
Truth Or Dare: Wizard Style by Br0wn3yedGirl reviews
This story is guaranteed to make you laugh...and probably judge me a little. p It's honestly JUST FOR FUN! Read if sad. WARNING-may cause stomach problems and suffocation due to hysterics in future chapters!Don't read if you have heart complications!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,950 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 7/29/2004
Gravitation High by The Erudite Eclectics reviews
We know them as adults but how about when they were kids or better angsty teenagers? Would the characters grow to be the same that we know and love? With an oh so popular sporty Yuki, and a rebel rocker Shuichi the gravitation will never grow old. True lo
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006
Juunin Toiro by Invader Nicole reviews
Alternate Universe. Deidara starts off his junior year of high school trying to forget the problems at home and what he's put through. Then he meets Sasori, the only person who truly cares for him and wants to help. Chapter 5 is up with Deidara at Itac
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,651 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
Sleep by soen reviews
Many people think Yuki looks like an angel when he sleeps. Shuichi thinks he looks more like a hippo. Drabble. Fluff.
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Build Me Up Buttercup by Meggie-Moo reviews
The famed lovehate relationship between Lily Evans and James Potter – she hates his guts, but he is infatuated… Has anybody ever wondered how it all started? LilyJames pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Mixing Gravitation Superstars with American Idols by 1MANGAFAN reviews
This is a fluff oneshot. It takes place after the anime, sometime in the near future, with 4 of the Gravi guys trying out for American Idol! Whatever will happen when you mix the two? Only those who read will find out, but I guarentee it won't be good...
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
SEXY BODY! by ForeverRio reviews
When Elladan Loves a song far to much, and Arwen comes in at the wrong time, as planned! Wait, Ro's the commander of a Sexy Army? And Dan's the Presidant? Wow... Welcome to our AU...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 4/29/2006
Kureno Bird Brains: Inside His Mental Mind by Neptune Fairy reviews
What the heck? Who would ever guess that such a well mannered guy as Kureno would be a flat out weird, perverted lying scum? Beats me. Click above to see what goes on in this strange birdy's head...part of the 'Inside the Sick Mind of' series. r&r!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006
Cologne by Tamababymiko-chan reviews
When Ryuichi walks into Tatsuha's room, he can't help but think that something smells familiar...
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Tatsuha U., Ryuichi S. - Complete
Karaoke Night by hamtaro123312 reviews
What happens when you get people drunk.Please R&R!. Story is now completed. Sequel coming soon. KisaxHiro AyamexShigurexHatori AkitoxMr.Birdy 195
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,816 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Changing Personalities by THE Mrs Kyo Sohma reviews
COMPLETE! It was just a truth or dare game, but their lives just...changed after that.Sucky summary.Title sucks.Just read.Hot yaoi added. Sorry. Couldn't help myself.kehkeh...Rated M for the doggies n chapter 5
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,384 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Haru the Hero? by Ferret Love reviews
What Haru gets upto in his spare time.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Momiji S. - Complete
Meow Woof Pervy Boy: Behind the BAKA NEKO by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Eww, Kyo! You're a pervert, pervert! Read as Kyo travels around the 'world' in search for rape victims, teases Hatori and rambles on about anything that comes to his perverted mind... [COMPLETE][REWRITTEN]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,857 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Kyo S. - Complete
Everything you never wanted to know and more! by Sake Bottle Swing reviews
Uhoh. The Diary entries of the Sohma family have been found, and Yuki's got the whipped cream! Some interesting discoveries have been made...Slash, lingo,everything you can think of, we got, folks! Chapter 2: kyo's journal and he's too sexy.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006
Out of the Shadows by DarkHououmon reviews
When the mind of a single individual is corrupted by a twisted fiend, a series of bizarre events unfold that no one could stop. Warning: a few light hints of slash Finished!
Land Before Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 108,202 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Pass the Snog 2 potions problems by Slytherin-phantom-girl reviews
On the anniversary of Pass the Snog day, the twins have perfected the spell. By mail they slip it into Hogwarts, but what happens when a the Snogging potion and another potion get mixed, bad things , that's what, VERY bad things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,312 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
Fruits Basket Prank Calls by happyfunball reviews
Who will Shigure, Yuki, Tohru and Kyo call when they are making prank calls?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
The Shigure Effect by Teh Great Hatsuharu reviews
Ever wonder what goes on inside Shigure's head? Find out. Rated for inappropriate content for some ages. Kudos to x Fade x To x Black x for the idea.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
Dog of Doom by pacejunkie reviews
Hurley has a bizarre run in with Vincent.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Hurley, Vincent - Complete
A Few Pleasent Tales Featuring The Sowmo's by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
My Grandmother has no sense on what goes on in the Sohma household, so I wrote this little fic about how FB would be like if my Grandma was writing it. My first attempt at something so... formal. Viva la gaspos! [COMPLETED]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Nine Month Torture by Kei-chan and Rin-chan reviews
Yuki's been feeling a little under the weather. What's wrong with him, and will he survive Shuichi's hysterics?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,517 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Lord Of The Rings Hits Vegas by siriuslysirus123 reviews
That is right. Lord OF The Rings chracters go To Las Vegas for a darn tooting of a time. Chapter 19 is now up. Read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2005
Inside the Sick Mind of: YUKI SOHMA by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Yuki, you filthy, filthy man! Ever wondered what Yuki is really thinking? It's all one click away in the hilarious series, featuring Yuki like you've never seen him before! [Finally COMPLETED!]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,310 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Yuki S. - Complete
Role Reversal by Kei-chan and Rin-chan reviews
A two week challenge sees Shuichi and Yuki exchanging personalities.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
When Great Treasures Are Lost by Lady Luce reviews
Elladan and Elrohir are captured by orcs to lure Elrond into a deadly trap. Both twins must depend on each other to survive the ordeal as they struggle desperatly to hold onto a light in the darkest of places.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,977 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Elrohir, Elrond
Behind the Scenes by Aeriscetra12 reviews
What really happened in different parts of the movies. R&R please! Updated once a week. Warning: The chapters will be skipping around different scenes in each of the three movies in no particular order.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 24,746 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Frodo B., Frodo B. - Complete
A Three Bean Salad by razatip reviews
Envy gets quite a surprise from his two lovely little chibis. Threesome, EdoxEnvyxPride
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2303 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Alfonso the Ring: Part III by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
Lord of the Rings wouldn't be Lord of the Rings without the Ring, now would it? Hear the story from the Ring's point of view! Warnings: Ring has very coarse language, and Aragorn and Legolas occasionally do slashy things. FINSISHED! Last chapter up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005
How to Make the Sexy Cake by Cat-and-Kit reviews
How to make the Sexy Cake: Add three cups of Edo, a few table spoons of sugar, a lemon, beat well, or alternately, get Envy to beat well, and let it heat up for about an hour. Let it cool slightly, douse in chocolate and whipped cream, then enjoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Hobbits are Ponies, Men are Horses by Yemi Hikari reviews
The idea of a certain Peregrin Took as the Fellowship rests.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Peregrin T. - Complete
You're Doing It Wrong! by Ginger Paws 14 reviews
Sirius and Remus must care for baby Harry for the day. Is Remus right or is Sirius right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
What Might Have Happened by BestSkeptic reviews
Hermione secretly transforms into a man. Ron and Harry are gay for each other and want to bring Cedric Diggory back from the dead. Snape is a cradlerobber, and the sexy Malfoy finds himself in hapless situations night after night. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,621 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Cedric D., Harry P.
Moist by Too Voici reviews
A story of Funny Words, Aragorn, and Fixing Legolas's ArrowHead.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Aragorn
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Something queer this way comes by Frank the Pug reviews
There's a new DADA teacher at Hogwarts, but theres something queer about him (and this whole story). Lots of random madness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,413 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Hermione G.
I Just Can't Wait To Be King by Night Essence reviews
Draco and the rest of the Great Hall breakout into song. My attempt at humor. FINAL CHAPTER ADDED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
SuperDuper LOTR Story by Monty Python61 reviews
A Smelly human, a deranged hobbit, a lost king who craves ice cream a little too much, an elf who obsesses on shampoo, Denethor a disco star, and a crazy punk rocker. Ps: I am not currently writing this story anymore.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 11/7/2005
Alfonso the Ring: Part II by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
Relive the story, the epic, the adventure, and the romance...through the eyes of the Ring! Lord of the Rings, told as it should be: by the One Ring himself. Rated for very coarse language and minor slash. Last chapter is UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,887 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004
Sunglasses by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
What REALLY sent Agent Smith over the edge...
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Smith, A. - Complete
Aragorn’s Rather Tricky Situation by Too Voici reviews
Sometimes it's just not best to jump people when they're taking a bath. Ver. 2.5!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Aragorn
The Elladan Show by Claudi007 reviews
Elladan's university situation worsens. Elrohir may just be getting crazier. Sequel to Home for the Holidays, followed by Rivendell Nine to Five. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,180 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
A Very Ringy Christmas! by Shootingstar7123 reviews
The music of Christmas, except, it's not about Christmas anymore! Enjoy songs like Frodo, the Shiny Ring Hobbit and O Ruling Ring! Fun for the whole family!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Frodo B., Sauron
The Joys of the Modern World by Alaina reviews
Set today, the elves are back on earth. And Legolas and Glorfindel discover the joys of... fanfiction? Chapter 15
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,337 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 8/27/2003
Stalkers by clickheredumbass reviews
It's the first and funniest FMA murder mystery that makes no sense at all! Read at your own risk! It's also horror, but I couldn't fit that in as well.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Edward E., Envy
Sustained Black by basketcases02 reviews
Haru has gone black and for some reason isn't changing back. His family must work together to get this crazy cow under control. Strong language. Yaoi themes. [Complete]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Yuki S. - Complete
Things Fall Apart by Elf Eye reviews
Glorfindel and Erestor escort Elladan'n'Elrohir and Estel on a visit to Legolas (aka Anomen).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 251,246 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir
The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Different Perspective of Hogwarts by Hentai-Dorkfish reviews
A side of Hogwarts nobody ever knew existed... not even us. Madam Pomfrey is out to get the students. Cho “mysteriously” disappears. There are screwed up love affairs going on in the oddest places. And a whole bunch more of off the wall... stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 1/19/2004
50 Things Draco Malfoy's Not Allowed to Do by Barbarella reviews
Just a little list of things Draco's not allowed to do anymore as the title says not really sure I can summarize it any more than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Draco M.
The Pros And Cons Of Paranoia And Infatuation by HULY reviews
After learning of Sakuma's true face, Tatsuha realizes their relationship wasn't what he thought. Heart broken, he vows not to fall in love again until Utena loses a duel. And she did. And Tatsuha fell in love with Hiroshi Nakano. And so it began.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 8/8/2004
Muses by Mattysones reviews
It's 3:00 AM. Do you know where your muse is?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2004
Never Gray by SakuraBubbles the Muffin Child reviews
xXCh 15 UP The Grand FinaleXx Revolves around the occupants of Shigure's house. When Kyo and Yuki have a serious fight, Tohru suffers the consequences. Then Hatsuharu's thrown into the mix. Yaoi and hetero pairings, YukiHaru, KyoTohru. Rated R for...
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,263 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
Elladan, Elrohir VS Merry, Pippin by Aman'mai reviews
Pretty much: Elladan and Elrohir find their match in Merry and Pippin during their stay in Rivendell. A few practical jokes later and you've got some grumpy, wet elf twins!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Elrohir, Peregrin T.
An Elven Fellowship by Jade Limill reviews
Elrohir and Elladan take the ring to Mordor instead of Frodo. Chaos insues. AU. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
Behind The Scenes Pt 2 by Hobbits Are Hot reviews
at request, here's the sequel of Behind The Scenes! The fellowship returns to record a CD of Dirty Hobbit Feet (the hobbit's band.) in Mordor. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004
Alfonso the Ring by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
The LOTR trilogy, seen through the eyes of the most important character---Mr. One Ring himself! (Beware! Ring has a snarky attitude, this is rated for coarse language & maybe slash) Last chapter up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,059 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 1/15/2003
Nobody Wins by MyDarkVision reviews
Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli, Boromir, Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo all love Legolas...Legolas is straight...PROBLEM! (SLASH) (Disclaimer: We don't own anything... oh wells... it belongs to Tolkein ... sorry we forgot to add this in our actual story)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Legolas
An Elf's Best Friend by Still Anonymous reviews
A tale of Glorfindel, and his faithful steed Asfaloth. How Glorfindel chose Asfaloth for his mount, and Asfaloth stole Glorfindel's dagger and stuffed it down a rabbit hole. Semifinalist at the 2004 Mithril Awards for Best Humor or Parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,033 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
Fruits Basket Mystery Theatre by R Junkie reviews
Demented. Perverted. Loosely based on Sherlock Holmes and Earthworm Jim.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2003
Among Other Things by Tarnished Silver reviews
SLASH! Don't like it don't read it....also has an mpreg a/l....rated r for later chapters
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 25,245 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 5/1/2003
Legolas Teaches Sexual Education by Astariel reviews
Legolas takes on a job as a sex ed teacher, however there are some jobs an elf just isn't prepared for..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Legolas, Gandalf
The Private Rehabilitation Center of Minas Tirith by Aiwendil X reviews
Welcome to The Private Rehab Center of Minas Tirith. Aragorn killing Boromir, suicidal Faramir, Leggy/Aragorn, happy-stoned-Haldir, smoking elves, drinking dwarfs, cute hobbit's and dreadful detentions. Slash, drug use, drinking, sex, scum, Oh my...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,861 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2003 - Published: 11/25/2002
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
The One Ring is Stolen by a Squirrel by PoeticFirefly reviews
A interesting fic about the ring being stolen by one very clever squirrel Ch. 7 finally up! Aren't you guys proud?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
My life is a wedgie by happy molecule reviews
this really belongs under the catagory of stupidity, but since there is no such category *hint hint*, its down here. the fellowship must go on a long and arduous journey *COMPLETE!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Complete
High as Ithil by Ithileste reviews
One late night in Rivendell, Frodo learns more of the Elves and their lesser-known customs. Rated R for language and content. Reviews/flames/whatever welcome.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,458 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Frodo B., Elrond
Bilbo's Love Child by Ahlmora reviews
Frodo's true parents are revealed, and life is never going to quite be the same. Slashy content.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,452 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2002 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Bilbo B., Frodo B.
LORD of the SPOOFS by Sancho Panza reviews
Welcome to the mixed-up world of Muddled-earth where there's sex, drugs and a wicked soundtrack by Enya. This is Tolkien's newly-discovered chronicle. FOR ADULT EYES ONLY.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2002
How I Spent My Summer Vacation by Claudi007 reviews
Elladan's Summer in Rivendell. Legolas shows up, Glorfindel and Erestor get all weird, and zaniness ensues. Now complete. Followed by "Home for the Holidays".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Complete
Sex and the Shire: A Journey of Self Discovery by Allergic2All reviews
So Pip is curious where babies come from. Can Merry help him or will our poor confussed hobbit seek out other means to understand?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2002 - Published: 2/3/2002
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Truth reviews
Louis reflects on his life with Claudia and Lestat. SOME SPOILERS.
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Teeth reviews
Louis is determined to get Lestat's teeth cleaned. NOT Yaoi, Humor. All characters belong to Anne Rice.
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2008
The Took Way reviews
Just a small, humorous drabble I wrote for school honoring Peregrin Took. Add more? Let me know.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Peregrin T.
Akito's Baby Blues reviews
Uncle Shigure with a new name! Shigure's out leaving Akito to care for the kids! What will happen?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,795 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Shigure S.
Comedy Combat reviews
Fifer on the move again! A crazy, mostly Lord of the Rings centered catastrophy of chaos and comedy. Basically, Naruto and Lord of the Rings along with some other people crammed in a mansion together. Somewhat better summary inside. Rated for language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Aragorn
PIB: Popstars in Black reviews
Fifer, writing again! Should we be afraid, or TERRIFIED? Just a ditty I've been writing in one of my many notebooks. Imagine the Gravitation cast acting like Men in Black. Now you know. No aliens or popstars were harmed in the typing of this story. .
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007
And the Lord Said Suckers! reviews
The Lord of the Rings cast gets sucked into the Naruto world? Somewhat better summary inside. I'm too evil...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2006
Leave The Singing To Me! reviews
Just some funny songs I was thinking of for some of the FMA characters. Enjoy. Includes Dante's Theme, the Gluttony Song Song, and more!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006
The Cornocopia of files of the Marauders reviews
BIG words invade Hogwarts and the Marauders! Prongs and Padfoot decide to bother Moony with some BIG surprises. Will it get out of hand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006
Frozen Fire presents: Don't Pet the Kitty reviews
Just a wacky thing my friend Liger Zero nightmare and I thought up. Bobby and Johnny express their annoyance to Kitty in rather unusual ways... Kitty lovers are warned.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Iceman, Pyro
Unabridged Elves reviews
The BIG word series. Sequals to Dysmenorrhea and Kakapo!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006
Kakapo! reviews
Since y'all loved Dysmenorrhea, here's a second one!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006
Dysmenorrhea reviews
What happens when you think of big words...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Elrohir, Arwen U. - Complete