Jaune loved his adoptive big sister, he really did. He just wished she could be a little less…well... evil. Still, Cinder saved him from their cruel adoptive mother and swore to look after him, so he can't abandon her. Maybe in between this whole "destroying the world" stuff, he can convince her to be a good person. She saved him so it's his brotherly duty to save her in return.

Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight. Slowly being put on Royal Road over time.

Across the wartorn land of Remnant, a young man flees his burning village and finds refuge in an old temple. There, he will find a new mentor in Master Shu Ren, ancient master of Lotus Temple Sect of martial arts. Trained from a young age in martial arts and the secrets of perfect aura control, a young Xia will be unleashed on the land. Remnant's last. Inspired by Wuxia novels.

When Jiraiya was tasked with finding Tsunade, he wasn't expecting to stumble upon the village's long-missing jinchuriki alongside her. He certainly wasn't expecting him to be wearing an Akatsuki cloak, as well. AU in which Nagato and Konan reject Obito and Zetsu, so two different groups are formed. Slightly older Naruto.

Dying, Bellatrix uses her heirloom to send Harry to the past. There, he can try stopping Voldemort while making the acquaintance of a young and impressionable Bellatrix Black, who may opt to serve Lord Black instead of Voldemort. H/B. Rewrite of DE with different plot, some new characters. No need to read original. Backwards compatible with PB.

Issei Hyoudou is the Sekiryutei. Not many people knew how powerful he is, or what he's done. And he's perfectly fine with that. He's done with people. All he wants to do is sit back, relax, and watch porn without being bothered by school or homework or devils or fallen angels or annoying conspiracies and why the hell won't they just leave him alone already! Perv OP Issei Harem.

A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Louise summons General Iroh, the Dragon of the West, as her familiar. Iroh has answered the call of a young girl searching for guidance. Louise quickly finds that her familiar is more than an old man who drinks tea and speaks in riddles. Will this spiritual uncle be able to help the Zero become something greater?

A huntress was essentially an elite super soldier, they slayed monstrous creatures for a living and foiled the plans of terrorist organization while saving the world on the side. That being said how do they handle growing affection for one Jaune Arc? Turns out not very well. Another Jaune Arc Harem fic, with a dash of Yandere.

A prank gone wrong ends with Naruto's secret being found out by the unlikeliest of his comrades. Learning to trust each other more, and discovering new feelings along the way, the two blondes can only hope that their stubbornness doesn't get in the way of the new bonds being formed. NarutoxIno.

When the rare chance opportunity of games, rides, and culinary delights presented itself to one Yang Xiao Long, she ditched her team for a day of fun under the blazing sun with Team JNPR's Fearless Leader during the Vytal Festival. Jaune Arc accepted her practice date proposal, but the line between fantasy and reality kept blurring, and they had a nasty habit of doubling down.

Lazy!Harry is back, although he has lost his way a bit.

The Arc family has for a long time prospered under the guidance of their esteemed matriarch, Aunt Salem. For a very long time. Seemingly ageless, she's been a part of their life for so long that they've all accepted it as just a quirk of the family. But when her favorite nephew announces his intention to become a Huntsman, Aunt Salem offers him all the aid she can provide.

After losing to Sasuke at the Valley of the End Naruto is recovering when an incident with a villager makes him believe that he is a danger to his friends, he decides to leave but nothing ever goes as planned when he's followed. NaruxHina

Sequel to "Beacon's Effect 3: Awakening." In our darkest hour, we follow the adventures of Ko'le and Shepard as they attempt to break a cycle that has existed longer than any could imagine, going on seemingly impossible missions against seemingly invincible foes. But for Shepard and Company, that is what they do best. Rated 'M' for violence, language, and 'stuff.'

Salem won. Defeated and captured, Ozma was driven into insanity, never to rise against her again. For a thousand years Remnant has lived under the rule of the Eternal Queen, shaped to her whims. Jaune Arc is but a young man suffering from nightmares that aren't his own; driven to fulfil a destiny that isn't his, before the fractured mind of a broken man consumes him entirely.

Has your sense of direction ever gotten you into trouble? Mine's so bad that it's capable of breaking the laws of physics. Once, I went for a walk in New Zealand in 2014, and ended up on Mindoir during a batarian raid in 2170. Where I met someone. Self-insert (SI), cover by Pretend Fiction.

Tartarus nearly destroyed Percy the first time, in more ways than one. It's worse the second time. So much worse. And this time, he has no way out. He desperately clings to the one thing he KNOWS: 'I have to stay alive for when Annabeth comes for me'. Because she will. And maybe by then, the Olympians will have FINALLY learned not to make such monumentally bad decisions. (Doubtful)

Not long after the Battle of Endor, Luke discovers that his father may have gone just a tad overboard in making sure his son, and the galaxy, was provided for in the event of his death. And who says Anakin Skywalker doesn't know how to plan! (Han/Leia, Piett lives!, Rogue Squadron, Kettch, the Noghri, Thrawn, Karrde, Jix, Mara, and the rest of the gang)

Remnant is under siege. The last dredges of humanity cling to life within the arcologies - cramped cities struggling to make ends meet - as the Grimm and worse draw close. Life is cheap, and the sacrifices are many. Jaune Arc was just a private, Engineering Corps, 412th Division, when a mission gone wrong threw him into the death sentence that is Beacon Academy. Remnant Invicta.

A Villain Izuku story where Izuku's personality remains the same but instead of heroes he is a villain otaku who believes in the narrative convention that a hero is defined by their villains. So he decides to provide the heroes with a better class of villain to help the heroes improve. Not entirely serious. Tremble before a SUPERVILLAIN! MWAHAHAHA! I don't own MHA.

Jaune applied to Beacon with his fake transcripts – his rejection was all but guaranteed. What wasn't expected was that a single ticked box put down on a secondary school choice might change his life forever. Beacon may have rejected him, but there is more than one academy on Remnant and more than one way to become a hero. Atlas Academy, and it's quasi-military structure, await.

A new faction stirs, its green-clad enforcers seemingly unstoppable. Rumors spread, pirate bases go dark, and both the enslaved and kidnapped are discovered free. Who are these new interlopers, and what is their goal? For good or ill, the powers that be intend to find out.

Anakin's life at the temple seems to have stabilized...mostly. No small feat for a time-traveling former Sith. But, even with support from those who know, the tentative balance he's found can't last. And once Sidious gets involved, he can only prepare to face him and hope he can make it work out; well, if he can learn to hope again. Sequel to Dangers of Foresight Cover:AngelGidget

(POSTPONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE) My name is Jean Bart, the Vichya Dominion's last cutting-edge battleship, who needn't rely on anyone but herself for strength. Yet... I've found myself utterly infatuated with my commander. The mere sight of him makes me weak. Being near him is like a drug. How did this happen? Now he wants me to be his secretary.

The Sirens are growing restless, their methods to advance humanity failing yet again. Seeing this, proposed Observer Alpha a change in testing. One which she had planned for a long time.

In spite of his father's wishes, Todoroki Shouto doesn't want to be a Hero. However, he has hatched a cunning plan: All he has to do is get expelled from U.A's Hero course and he can pursue his lifelong dream. Unfortunately, Shouto rather underestimated how hard getting expelled from the Hero course would be.

I swear, I had no intention to follow the plot this closely... they came for me and dragged me into it! (Self-Insert)

Some people drink to forget; some drink to mask trauma; others drink to escape their lives. Why does Jaune Arc drink? Mostly because of his Semblance. What, you were expecting something darker? Follow Jaune Arc, the drunken master, on his adventure to become a huntsman. When he can remember why he's in Beacon, what he's doing, or even his own name. Bottoms up! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Impatient after thousands of years of stalemates between Ozma and Salem, the Brother Gods decide to intervene. A new contest, Ozma's side against Salem's, to decide Remnant's fate. A contest requires combatants however, and what better or fairer than to pit one man against himself – against alternate versions of himself. Jaune Arc against Jaune Arc, for the fate of all worlds.

After the 4th Shinobi World War, when Naruto is hit by an enemy Jutsu, he wakes up as a genin. But everything is different. Sakura is a loudspeaker that attacks him for any little inconvenience, Sasuke is draining the color from the world and has an army of fangirls and nothing makes sense. Meanwhile, everyone tries to wake him up from his genjutsu sleep.

She always loved challenges. And this one was no exception.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

He didn't know how this happened. All he can remember was mailing his fake transcript to Beacon Academy. Next thing he knew, he's in the Land of Darkness under the employment of Salem, the Queen of Grimm. No choice but to be her courier, representative, and errand boy. Jaune finds himself in an odd position in this crazy world. At least the pay is good...

ABANDONED

A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well. (Story adopted by Regina Dea. New author starts from Chapter 21)

Of all the consequences of forging his transcripts, being kidnapped by Salem, Queen of the Grimm was not one Jaune Arc expected. Then again, she probably hadn't expected that the act might lead to her being "cured" of her Grimm affliction, either. Suddenly human and no longer in charge of her own Grimm, Salem will be damned if this idiot doesn't take responsibility.

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.

Correctly placed stones can change the course of a river. Impersonating Sasuke after team selections proves to be a bad decision on Naruto's part and Sakura extracts her pound of flesh in revenge...the consequences of which shake the foundations of the future and Naruto's beliefs. Shimura Danzo just takes the advantage.

When Jaune is called in to receive an inheritance from a distant relative, he expects maybe a few heirlooms and maybe a bit of cash. He never imagined that he'd be given an entire mansion full of beautiful skimpily dressed maids at his beck and call. Now he must learn to become a proper master over his girls. be A harem fic that contains lemon, bdsm, spanking, etc.

In one plane of existence, Umbra is seemingly destroyed. In another, a Quirkless boy named Izuku walks out of a tunnel...

All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.

Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.

Blake had fled, making it clear she couldn't trust him to change. She thought him inhuman, lost, a beast. He was going to prove her wrong. Getting into Beacon was hard enough, but fitting in would be harder still. All those... humans. Will a man fuelled by hate truly be able to let go and move on; or is suffering the only thing Adam Taurus can ever bring to those around him?

Louise just wanted something powerful. Something simple would have done, but something deep within her called for power. Her pride demanded to be respected. Unfortunately for her, the Void answered. For saving Lord Felwinter from the brink of death was as much a curse as it was a blessing for poor little Louise. Now, the world will learn the Law of Iron, and it will burn for it.

Kyoka wasn't sure how her life had come to this point but it could've been worse. Sure, she was locked up God knows where, and the magnetic cuffs weren't coming off her wrists anytime soon, but the oddly cute green-haired Villain who kidnapped her at the USJ was surprisingly nice, all things considered. Plus, his horned, white-haired daughter was just too precious for this world.

All for one accidentally obtains a quirk that makes him drunk. He then accidentally fucks up in a major way because someone pissed in his pants. He also gives his quirk to some kid. But the pants thing is more important.

A series of one-shots of various scenes throughout the series, told from Voldemort's perspective.

He didn't know the first thing about running a school, nor fixing a political disaster spanning all of Remnant. Hell, he didn't even know how to deal with the world-ending conspiracy in the background, let alone a former-headmaster-possessed child. Yet here he was, leading Beacon Academy into a new age of glory. Or ruin. Definitely a fair chance of the latter…

A Semblance so powerful Kingdoms will kill to acquire it. A family stolen away to try and replicate its effects. A conspiracy that threatens to tear Atlas in two. A young man who wants his sisters back, and a General caught between doing the right thing and his duty. Will Jaune manage to rescue his family, and can James Ironwood prevent him falling to darkness in the process?

A Dragon God, A Devil, and a Youkai entered an apartment room. Now that sounded like a start of a lame joke, but I assure you that wasn't a joke.

Imagine Dante's surprise when a bizarre development in a mission gone awry lead him to a new reality, complete with all the things he'd expect in his own world… EXCEPT he was a teenager once again and had no apparent way back home. Well then. If he's given a chance to live his youth again, he may as well make the best of it. Didn't make his debt problem any better though…

Second chances do not come by easily. Vergil knew that too well. He was denied death, after all. That was why he intended to make it count this time. However, he knew of no other paths, so the conclusions brought about in this new reality by this beaten road would only be determined by him alone. Fate would have to be Motivated if it wanted to control this Son of Sparda…

When a being grown out of control threatens the very existence of the Sea of Souls, the Proprietor takes an extra step to stack the deck in his favor. Arisato Minato didn't know how to feel about the entire situation other than irritated.

After surviving the Continental War and coming face to face with death itself, the once-proud Erusean ace Yellow 13 heads to Osea to find peace. It has worked for 14 years until the eventual start of the Lighthouse War where he finds himself on a collision course with his past.

Drifter finally succeeds in fleeing the Darkness. In Remnant and away from the threats of home, he can finally test the limits of his abilities by working in the shadows. No longer is there a limit to the power he can accrue. Through Gambit, Remnant's chance at Salvation will soon come. Grimm, on the horizon!

Paved with good intentions or not, the road back from Hell is a difficult, slippery slope for those who choose to walk it as Anakin has. Now he has to face the consequences of his choices, avoid suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly Before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again! REVAMP

Desperate for a Yule Ball date, Harry asks the eerie Carrow twins to go with him and Ron. Somehow the evening ends with both Flora and Hestia on his arms.

When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?

Huntsmen and Huntresses were impressive in all fields Grimm killing and fighting, but incompetent in nearly everything else. Jaune Arc learned this within the first month at Beacon when people kept snapping their pencils from applying too much pressure. Well, one thing led to another, and while not the best fighter, he was all business. Welcome to Jaune Arc's Black Market!

Nyx had called him the exception to humanity. And for his freedom, Elizabeth devoted her life. But when his second chance finally comes, when another opportunity at life finally makes its way, who's to say that he's in any state of mind to take it?

Over the waters of Manhattan, a living weapon is reduced to a puddle of liquid flesh by nuclear fire. In another world, a princess calls for the one who is to be her familiar. Whether through coincidence or fate, their lives are now inextricably intertwined and their destinies changed forever.

Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..

A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.

Shepard chose to destroy Sovereign. The Council then declared war on the SA for that betrayal. The Humans tried to fight but it was a losing battle. Subjugation leading to extinction was not acceptable for making the hard military decision so the Humans chose another path and made a deal with the Reapers. The galaxy and the Cycle would never be the same. AU Eternity beckons.

In the wake of All Might's rejection, Izuku goes with Sensei. From there the world is changed. Sensei has many quirks and many plans. Tomura is the obvious plan, the one everyone focuses on. Izuku is the hidden plan, the one that bides its time before striking when you least expect it. Both have power and purpose but only one needs to succeed. Villain! Adult! Izuku AU

Louise's summoning ritual doesn't go as planned. That was pretty much to be expected. What she didn't expect, however, was to summon Geth. A very specific Geth platform, to be exact. Now stuck with a thousand programs as her Familiar, her future may be quite different indeed. What will come of this unexpected event?

One wish? Good. Two wishes? Better. Three wishes? Okay... we might be pushing it a bit. Wait. Four? What do I even want after that? Endless ramen? World peace? Living parents...? Nah! Naruto x Ryuzetsu / Pseudo harem (maybe) / My first story and yes... lemons early on.

Following the capture of Erusea's capital, the Lighthouse War takes a drastic turn as new threats emerge from the chaos. With the help of some unlikely allies, it now falls to Trigger and his friends to finally end the war and make the skies safe once again. [Part 3 of the Lighthouse War Trilogy]

Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.

The Lighthouse War continues to rage as Osean forces prepare to launch a daring counterattack. With the LRSSG spearheading the operation, Trigger and his loyal friends are tasked to lead the charge and fight their way into the very heart of Erusea's capital. [Part 2 of the Lighthouse War Trilogy]

"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.

'"I have no intention of making friends," said Shinsou, looking at class 1-A with determination. Suddenly everyone had strange, sympathetic expressions on their faces. Even Eraserhead was giving him a pitying look. "What?" he asked defensively, a mysterious sense of foreboding coming over him.' No one can resist the call of friendship - especially from Deku. Based on chapter 195.

Everyone but Jaune Arc failed the initiation. Ozpin was speechless. He knew the boy's transcripts were fake, indulged the act, but never foresaw this outcome. Now the numbers were skewed, and a team wasn't possible. Exploiting his forgery would backfire. No, he reluctantly folded the hand Fate bestowed upon him. The Arc must explore Beacon Academy alone.

After having been disgraced and court-martialed for a crime he did not commit, a young Osean fighter pilot finds himself transferred to the expendable penal unit known as Spare Squadron. With few options left, the only way to survive among convicts is to fall in with them... or die trying. (AC7) [Part 1 of the Lighthouse War Trilogy]

Ruby Rose had an unorthodox way of defining friendship. Such things included in her bag of goodies was a friendship contract, a coupon book, trips to the Dust store, the occasional board game night where said cinnamon bun was a sore loser, an unfair game of tag, one-sided friend privileges, and much more. Why didn't Jaune Arc read the fine print? Stop laughing, Yang!

Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.

Nightmares and night terrors remained a common occurrence that not even the bravest of Huntsmen were immune to, Team JNPR and Team RWBY were no exception. Common practice prescribed sleeping in someone else's bed when frightened awake. All good. All good. The only thing Jaune Arc couldn't fathom was why everyone always crawled into his bed?

Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?

In an incident with the Vex, the Vanguard of the City are sent back in time to a time before the Golden Age and the Collapse. Seeing an incredible opportunity, they decide that staying is the best choice, and work to prepare humanity for the coming war from the shadows. But in the land of gods and magic, their arrival heralds great change. For they are god-slayers and fatebreakers.

[One-Shot] Bakugou had always been a smart kid. He understood the inner workings of the universe. That was how he knew someone like him could never be the main character. Crack.

Attacked by Vex and sent to a place far away from the Traveler, the Warlock Odin must find a way to survive in a galaxy that is strange and unfamiliar. New servants of Darkness threaten him, but with his Light and his space magic he will find a way. Well, that and bullets. Lots and lots of bullets.

Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.

Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.

Anakin was a Jedi once. He was also a 45-year-old Sith Lord. Yet now he's nine again and back at the Jedi Temple, determined to change destiny. To do so he just has to juggle preventing Dooku from joining Sidious, starting a personal war against slavery, avoiding Palpatine, and Jedi training to all while maintaining the facade of a child. Too bad that's never been his strong point.

Raynare isn't a Fallen Angel. There's no such thing. She's just a teenaged girl with delusions of grandeur—and Issei is her long-suffering boyfriend.

He woke up with no memories in a whole new world. But that won't stop him. He'll get them back fast, and in doing so, he'll reawaken his lost powers. And all of a sudden, the Wildest Wildcard has finally been drawn. Read and review! Fav and Follow!

Jaune was a hunter, hunting animals from a young age. Not Grimm, and never people. Not like the so-called 'real' Hunters he wanted nothing to do with. But when an absent sister asks him to help rescue a missing student, Jaune Arc and Lie Ren will both have to put aside their differences and learn what it means to be true Huntsmen if they're to survive the Grimmlands.

Magic can be unpredictable, even more so when dealing with forces or powers that even the most learned of Magi can not hope to grasp. A simple change, be it in execution, word or by a shifted line, results don't always pan out as expected. But the results are still results, and this one is no different. Louise wished for something grand, and she got something grand, if not strange.

No one understood Blake. No one understood the secrets of her past. No one understood just how to make her feel better. No one knew the key to her heart. No one... except him. Even if he didn't realize it at the time. Cover art by Imyoshi.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!

With the Doomslayer being transported to the Chaos Realms after a scuffle with a revived Cyberdemon, It is now time for everyone to give their condolences. To the Demons of course. Warnings: Rated M for Sexual Themes in some Chapters as well as a lot of Blood and gore. (What did you expect. It's a Doom crossover with Warhammer for crying out loud!)

Saber isn't gone. So with nothing better to do, Kiritsugu goes on a child saving spree. It's not like Saber disagrees. Well, the methods, she might disagree with. Or him. That's equally possible.

Izuku does what Kacchan told him to do. At the same time, Ochaco, while preparing for the Entrance Exam, starts to dream of a kind boy with curly hair and green eyes. Imaginary or not, he was a nice boy. After knowing him, clues start to form, and Ochaco realizes this boy might actually be real. An IzuOcha, where Ochaco tries to save Deku from his biggest threat... himself.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

He died wishing he could fix his mistakes. Now he has been given that chance, but in a way he never expected. Anakin Skywalker has been sent to the Clone Wars, not as himself but as Darth Vader. Now the Chosen One must face his greatest challenge yet; stopping Sidious from succeeding once again, and staying one step ahead of his younger self. - DISCONTINUED, PENDING REWRITE

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

As part of the Triwizard Tournament, the Goblet of Fire may re-ignite after choosing the champions. This is a rare part of the choosing ceremony during which the goblet justifies its choices by showing something about each champion that influenced its decision.

The board was wiped clean with his death, and he found it replaced anew upon his awakening. When pieces begin to make themselves known, what else can he do but play?

10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.

Sequel to Beacon's Effect 2: Reborn. With Shepard awake and the events of Mass Effect 2 kicking off, Ko'le and Shepard must assemble their allies and face the challenge of the Collectors and the ever-looming threat of the Reapers. Rated M for language, violence, and "other stuff." I do not own Mass Effect or any of its characters. SEQUEL NOW UPLOADED- Beacon's Effect 4: Reckoning!

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

After defeating the Gene Worm Adrian Shephard thought it was his fate to be forever sealed in an endless void. However it turns out that someone has an... interest in the events that will take place on a world called Halkegenia.

For one reason or another Izuku moves into an apartment complex a month after having met All Might while on his journey to become a hero. The other tenants? The League of Villains! Although the poor boy is oblivious to this fact. (Or where Izuku is too adorable and ends up with a bunch of overprotective villains for a family.)

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

Sequel to Beacon's Effect. Now that the Battle of Citadel is over, I have to decide what to do next. SI/OC/AU. I do not own Mass Effect or any of its characters. I only own what I create. Rated M for language/violence/Romance. Please Rate and Comment! I welcome all ideas/ criticism/ comments! Complete. CHECK OUT THE SEQUEL: Beacons' Effect 3: Awakening!

After hearing the legend of Darth Plagueis the Wise from Palpatine, Anakin decides that his best chance to save Padme is to break into the restricted Holocron Vault of the Temple Archives to search for information about Plagueis. Predictably, all does not go according to plan. Revenge of the Sith AU.

Hyoudou Issei had lived for many years, in fact, he already forgot how old he was. One day, a cute girl asked him out. On their first date, she tried to kill him. Too bad he didn't die. Oh well, what was this? 'Your life will belong to me? It seems that his life would turn out to be more interesting. Angel, Fallen Angel, Devil, finally his life won't be boring anymore!

Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.

I stumble upon a Prothean beacon, transporting me to the world of Mass Effect. Self-insert fic. Slightly AU. I do not own Mass Effect or any of its characters. I only own what I create. Rated M for language/violence/prob romance stuff. Please Rate and Comment! I welcome all ideas/criticism/comments! Thanks, guys! Complete. SEQUEL NOW UPLOADED: Beacon's Effect 2: Reborn.

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

"To the Sol Alliance and all of Humanity, greetings. I am Harbinger and I have traveled across the galaxy to meet you." Shepard wasn't the first to reach the Catalyst, eons ago, someone else did and they chose synthesis, embedding the desire in the Reapers. They've searched for organics to merge with ever since and now they've found them. AU, First Contact, Humans / Reapers

After Torchwick's most recent incarceration, it seems that his bizarre sentence revolves around him participating in a sort of community service by haplessly acting as the latest member of Beacon's faculty. Chapters revolve around each of the Beacon students. Submit your own chapter story ideas! [CLOSED]

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

In a million worlds, a girl named Taylor Hebert, trapped in a locker foul beyond imagination, triggered and gained the power to control insects and arthropods, blessed by the power of the Queen Administrator shard. Here, Taylor's shard has something approaching its full potential. A story of... Administration

An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...

Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Harry gets shuffled into Slytherin, and yeah, it's not his first choice, or his choice ever, but he's always been good at making a crappy situation into amazingness. Everyone in Hogwarts seems to expect a little four eyed push over…heh, they are NOT correct.

Humans are being abducted, probably because someone has really poor taste. Shepard has to find out why and stop them with the help of a band of misfits. They say it's a suicide mission. So what else is new? Well, getting killed for starters. A novelization of Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 2: Overlord.

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.

Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!

AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...

Commander Shepard. Hero of the Skyllian Blitz. First human Spectre. Potential savior of humanity and the known galaxy. Pity no one asked him what HE thought of all this. A novelization of Mass Effect.

AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.