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Hi! Welcome to my PROFILE! I originally did it with FUN font, but NOOOO! It’s always the same font…. Shmerrrrr!

NAME: Um… Am I supposed to tell you my name? Like, my real one? What if the creepy old guys want to come GET ME!?!!?! Okay... I’ll tell you my MIDDLE name – Beth!

AGE: I’m 42 and I want to STALK YOU!!!! No, JUST KIDDING! I’m 14 like! My birthday is May 30th (it’s the same day as my daddy’s birthday! Whooo)

WHERE DO I LIVE? I live in a Cheezit Box. Of course I do.

Okay. I don’t feel like doing the whole, REALLY REALLY REALLY long profile with all the quotes and pairings I like and my entire history and personal life and stuff. So like, yeah. I don’t HAVE any quotes, except for like, the really cheesy ones that come in this planner that the school gives us (we put our HW in it). There was like this one from Helen Keller, that was all, “ALONE WE CAN DO SO LITTLE; TOGETHER, WE CAN DO SO MUCH!” Awwwww. Ain’t that SWEET?



Er…. What to say, What to say…..

ARGH!!!!!! Um, nothing else. Go look at someone else’s profile! But if you’re still here, have a cookie!


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You've Got Voicemail! by FrostFire15 reviews
Give the Clans some cell phones and what do you get? Prank calling, horrible ringtones, annoyed toms in Starclan, and a crazy new prophecy that is sure to end the warrior world as we know it - until the appropriate cat saves everyone, of course. Ha, and you thought that AIMS and emails were bad...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,381 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Firestar, Bramblestar, Tigerstar, Crowfeather
Answering Machines of the Forest by vixundermybed reviews
What happens when Clan Cats get phones? PURE CHAOS! Short chapters. Updated!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006
The Strangest Prey Ever Found In A Warriors Story reviews
Please review if you can! This story is really random, really strange, really crazy, and a lot of people seem to like it! However, if you do not like these qualities, then I don't think this is your story! Kay? Kay! Bye!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,509 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006