CrankyLex
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Joined 07-15-01, id: 93627
Author has written 4 stories for Witchblade.
I write primarily adult Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel fiction, but I have been known to dabble in the Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter and Witchblade: The Original Series universes as well.

Since my adult fan fiction has been removed from fanfiction.net, if you would care to read it, it can be found at my fiction site,

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Standby by CiderApples reviews
Post-Jacksonville, mild AU. What Olivia sees changes both of them. UPDATED 5/14/16 (2-chapter update!)
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 132,619 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Olivia D., Peter B.
Into the Wood by Walter Gilman reviews
A divergence after Blackwater.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 57,522 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [Sansa S., Sandor C.]
Cut it out and then Restart by weshallflyaway reviews
After the Battle of Blackwater, Sandor takes Sansa to Riverrun to join the Starks; Yet the road to redemption is never a simple one, nor is it an easy thing to change one's fate.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,149 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Sandor C., Sansa S.] Arya S., Catelyn S. - Complete
These Scars We Wear by Once Beautiful and Brave reviews
Sandor Clegane discovers that death does not always mark the end of a life. Sometimes it's only the beginning. Spoilers up to and including A Feast For Crows. AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,855 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
In the Service of Liars and Killers by MildredJosephine reviews
When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,554 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
Celluci and the Selchies by Rookatthedoor reviews
Post Deep Dark. Mike gets a case that takes him into Henry's new territory. Murder, mayhem and romance ensues...
Blood Ties - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 113,397 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Mike C., Henry F.
They'll Never Let You Walk Away by Lunatic Silver reviews
Modern day AU. Sandor Clegane was content in the Lannister underworld - until Sansa Stark came along.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,273 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Get to it, Dog! by soulwriterchick reviews
Joffrey wants to hear Sansa scream. But will the Hound do what is asked of him? This story is complete and already posted over at the sansaXsandor livejournal community. I am posting it here as well for posterity.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,159 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Post Homecoming Book Tags & Missing Moments by Jade-Max reviews
Stand alone tags or 'missing scenes' between John and Teyla I wanted to see. A few other characters make appearances. All genres - or will be. Rating may change later. Marked as complete, but more Vignettes to come later.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2011 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Fools by Tandy reviews
Future Fic. Sansan. A simple love story. Two-shot.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
The Path Less Traveled by Frisco reviews
After a gate malfunction leaves Teyla and a wounded John on an unknown planet during a natural disaster, Teyla must use all of her skills to keep them alive until they can get home.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,292 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2011 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Fragile Attachments by Wedjatqi reviews
Following on from the end scene of the Legacy novel 'The Lost', where we left John and Teyla stood together on a balcony. So be warned - spoilers ahoy for 'The Lost'. JT.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2011 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Torture by Wedjatqi reviews
John is on babysitting duty. A prequel to a wonderful scene from the Legacy novel 'Homecoming', so post S5. JT.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Sensual by Wedjatqi reviews
Teyla discovers what its like to have a vacation on Earth, and it results in some new changes to her life. JT. Inspired by S5 episode First Contacts.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,718 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Allow Me by Assthorn reviews
Henry finally has Vicki where he wants her, and if he's careful he can keep her there long enough to give them what they both want. Kinda fluffy, first chapter is hard T now but will go up in chapter two or three.
Blood Ties - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Love is a Burning Thing by Magess reviews
With Astaroth free, demons find the veil between their world and ours thinner than ever. When something hungry crosses over, Vicki, Henry, and Mike must find a way to stop it before Toronto burns.
Blood Ties - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Forever and Ever Amen by Patricia Mitnacht reviews
Blood Ties/Moonlight. Beth has been kidnapped by a vengeful vampire, and Mick teams up with a re-united Vicki and Henry to rescue her. In the process they learn much about each other and find far more than they bargained for—including their destinies.
Blood Ties - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,340 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
When All Hell Threatens by truthinpassion reviews
Nearing the end of Norman we have all our heroes trapped in a room awaiting the coming of Asteroth, but inspite of the lines and the wonderful acting, what are they really thinking, feeling? And because it will be months before we see more action...
Blood Ties - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,431 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007
Lamentations of a HandMeDown by Magess reviews
Rich men are turning up dead in posh hotels, and poor girls are disappearing from the street. Mike is determined to track down a killer while Henry and Vicki try to help those that no one else will.
Blood Ties - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Vampire Bear by Grave Tidings reviews
Sequel to the first season episode Gifted, opening directly after the last scene. Vicki is upset, and Henry offers comfort.
Blood Ties - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Wight Water by Magess reviews
People are dying all over the city, and Mike Celluci can't figure out a good reason why. Vicki and Henry are pulled into an investigation to try to put a stop to the senseless deaths before Toronto erupts in a fullscale panic.
Blood Ties - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,326 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
A Pleasant Madness by Mara Greengrass reviews
Vicki's not exactly a typical girl. That's okay, though, because Henry's not a typical guy.
Blood Ties - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
The Salt of the Earth is Tears by Magess reviews
Vicki discovers something about Henry she didn't know. And after he disappears one night, she teams up with his visiting lover to find out what happened and get him back.
Blood Ties - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Invidia by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
Mike considers Henry's weaknesses and decides to exploit them.
Blood Ties - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Setanta by Ossian reviews
The effects of the Witchblade on Sara and the lives around her.
Witchblade - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2002 - Published: 7/24/2002
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How Not To Get Laid, by Ian Nottingham reviews
A how-to guide, courtesy of Mr. Nottingham.
Witchblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2003
Drabbles reviews
Several drabbles featuring the Witchblade crew. Chapter 7 uploaded 9/17.
Witchblade - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9/17/2002 - Published: 5/2/2002
The Pathology Of Po reviews
A day in the life of Vicky Po.
Witchblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2002
Kindergarten Blues reviews
A kindergarten teacher recalls a particularly *trying* school year. This is quasi-badfic, written for laughs.
Witchblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/30/2002