Lord Drash
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Joined 11-23-05, id: 936370, Profile Updated: 08-03-14
Author has written 15 stories for Mario, Super Smash Brothers, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Resident Evil, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Fringe, Legend of Zelda, Walking Dead, and Angel.

I am me. That pretty much describes me. Hi.

I have no fear of flames, so by all means do it, I'll probably interpret it as you liking me, because even though you hate my story you are willing to write about it. I appreciate constructive criticism. Anyways review, and tell me what you think about it! I will change things if you make good points! I'm not going to stop writing if you don't review, however it IS a fact I will take longer to make the next chapter if you don't.

Dagger of Foreboding is proceeding nicely, I really enjoy the depth of character I'm able to achieve and I think my take on Harry's difficult lifestyle is profound to the extreme. I sincerely hope everyone enjoys reading my story at least twice as much as I enjoyed writing it, so that you read it twice. If you read it once, but only enjoyed it half as much as I did, I would be forced to write the chapter again in order to make our levels of enjoyment fair and equitable.

OMIGOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS. Five years since I finished Clash of the Smashers, and thought I would never return. I always felt bad about that, because I did leave the story so open-ended, but writing that story was hard and I couldn't imagine forcing myself through it again. Then, in the last month or so I was feeling unmotivated for my normal writing and opened up Clash of the Smashers and read it (on my fancy Kindle.)

I had made the mistake of reading the first half a few months before that, and my awkward writing and forced story killed what little motivation I had. The second half however, rekindled (hah, pun, because of what I was reading it on) my love of writing. While Clash was dumb and awkward at times, it was also earnest and fun and occasionally gloriously, stupidly epic. And I wanted to do that again. So here it is, Clash of the Smashers 2.

This was originally planned out, at least partially while I was writing the original, but I grew so burned out by the end I didn't think I'd do it. It's going to go through some changes, I'm a different person than I was five years ago, I like different things, and have different perspectives. But I still like exciting stories of chaos and adventure, so expect that, although unlike the original, this won't essentially be a boss rush turned into a story, no matter how well Shadow of the Colossus pulled that off, I don't have the same skills or desire to write 50 chapters of essentially constant fighting. So expect a more in-depth and complex story, and a way huger crossover. We are going well beyond Nintendo and Smash Bros here, and I honestly don't know when I plan on stopping.

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Harry Potter and the Scrivenings of Slytherin by Afterthought btw reviews
AU 6th year PreHBP The pressure of the wizarding world upon Harry, will he crack? A Wizengamot trial, a suspicious DADA Teacher, Occlumency, Dark magic -is it?- not to mention Sirius' death and more pile on top of him. And the small matter of a Prophecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 474,503 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Super Smash Brothers Odyssey by ZeekeXIV reviews
What should've been a simple quest to save Peach & Zelda from Bowser & Ganondorf turns into a never-ending, epic journey for Mario & Link. Anything and everything happens to them. The only question is "what will happen next?" **Updated 12-29-10**
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 244,539 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Link, Mario
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Clash of the Smashers 2: The Ruin of Heroism reviews
Following the defeat of M.C., things took a turn for the terrible for our heroes. After a daring escape, new villains are encountered and new allies met. While a band of heroes is formed to fight the rising tide of evil, Mario and Kidar establish their dominance. This is a mega-crossover, going beyond the worlds introduced in Smash Bros to a whole host of new areas and games.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014
Harry Potter and the Dagger of Foreboding reviews
An AU Fic chronicling the Harry Potter character's development in a world with the most mystical of items, the Dagger of Foreboding. Will cover all seven years and will ship Harry. Is actually a humorous take on the HP universe and some notable fanfic tropes, told with complete earnestness. While the author might be aware that it's a comedy, the characters and narrator don't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D., Dementors
The Walking Dead but with Earthquakes instead reviews
What if the zombies were replaced with earthquakes? Could our characters survive this deadly new foe? What would change the classic story of beleaguered group battling a horde of the undead, if the undead were a natural disaster? Less than you would think probably.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/27/2014
Ganondorf's Evil Dick reviews
An explanation of Ganondorf's most hidden secret, assuming he suddenly didn't care if it was hidden. I apologize I don't know what this is even
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Ganondorf - Complete
Furnj reviews
Set in a somewhat alternate universe even more alternate than the other alternate universes, Furnj tells us a tale of science and evil, and how sometimes the two are the same, but not different. Translation: This is a parody a la Boymony, but for fringe and with science instead of magic or punching.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Olivia D., Walter B.
The Demise of Order reviews
What will the world of Harry Potter be, when Harry Potter never makes it past that Halloween night? An AU where Voldemort succeeds, at least partially, and shatters Fate's designs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2011
Battlestar Highschoolica reviews
What if the characters of BSG went through all the same situations from the show, in a high school? Worst, high school, ever.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - W. Adama
The Tragic Tale of Boymony reviews
What if the girliest character was born a boy? Don't ask, just read. And then know.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harmony K., Harmony - Complete
Wesker's Weakness reviews
One-shot of the final battle in Resident Evil 5, only this time Chris and Sheva use the ultimate weapon.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Just to See You Smile reviews
What if while on the train, Edward figured out a way to see Alphonse smile? One-Shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Clash of the Smashers reviews
An adventure like no other! Ten...nine heroes band together to stop Master Hand from combining forces with the villains from multiple worlds, and starting a third and final tournament...But can the heroes themselves be trusted? FINALLY COMPLETE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 262,421 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Random Babbling reviews
A random and hilarious story involving Mario starring in a special show, so as to raise money.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Mario, Luigi
Mario and Luigi: Partners in Paradoxes reviews
A parody of Partners in Time, it features aliens, self destructing suitcases and enemies that beat themselves! COMPLETE!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,959 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
Paper Bowser 2 and the Thousand Second Door reviews
A Parody of Paper Mario 2! In this one Bowser is Mario, Mario is Bowser, Luigi...is NOT Peach and no one has any idea who Crump is! COMPLETE!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,110 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Bowser - Complete
Mario and Luigi Stupidstar Saga reviews
A spoof of Mario and Luigi, including the Mario Haters Anonymous and various other thingies! COMPLETE!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,015 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Mario, Luigi - Complete