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Joined 11-23-05, id: 936394, Profile Updated: 08-08-10

Hello and welcome! I am a geekette extraordinaire. I'm sarcastic and smart. I like sarcastic and smart people. I have no patience for those who enjoy idiocy and ignorance. I love to read and sometimes to write. Humor is as important to me as the ability to put humor aside when necessary. I value my privacy and while I'll gladly talk with you- don't take it personally if I don't tell you much about myself until I've known you a while.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30545 - Favs: 16,991 - Follows: 14,705 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lynne's AU Ending to The Marriage Stone by lynned0101 reviews
One fan's take on how Josephine Darcy's abandoned but wonderful story, The Marriage Stone, might have proceeded. A powerful Harry, a surprised Severus, all the others, and a really bad Voldemort!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 466,471 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24859 - Favs: 13,256 - Follows: 11,419 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Tamer by Hikaru Kosuzaku reviews
Harry Potter is tired of the Dursleys. And after seeing how Fudge refused to listen to Sirius's pleas of innocence, he's tired of them too. So he runs away. And finds his purpose. Fourth-year fic. Kinda-sorta slash...but not really...?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,434 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 2,866 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P.
It's Green by Doodled93 reviews
Harry grows up working on his Aunts Garden and develops a love for it, meeting Samuel and eventually Max who gives him a Mark of his own. He finds Magic to be a Wonderful Thing. Child Harry fic AU mild language, smart Harry, before Hogwarts. NOTE: Will be updated&finished between December 1st and the end of January!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,259 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P.
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10793 - Favs: 6,234 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7920 - Favs: 7,464 - Follows: 4,158 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Whelp II The Wrath of Snape by jharad17 reviews
Soon after rescuing his 7yearold son, Harry, from the abusive Dursleys, Snape starts his teaching career at Hogwarts.Harry finds more ways to surprise his father, and a school full of students. Snape'll have his hands full. Warn:violence,chld abse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,346 - Reviews: 2436 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Skin Deep by Vingilot reviews
Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works Harry is removed to Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth. Severitus. Written PreHBP HarryBill
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 231,238 - Reviews: 3010 - Favs: 3,146 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tower Tag by sablecain reviews
A Tag to the Tower. What exactly happened to Rodney after the power went out?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Under the Bed by Ammanalien reviews
Rodney's in trouble... so what's he doing cleaning? A complex tale of mindaltering microbes, yellow mud and whump, whump, whump!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,456 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
First Lemons by Gremblin reviews
John Sheppard and Rodney McKay met in high school. John, the most popular guy in school. Rodney, the sixteenyearold Math12 teacher. Read and Review please!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete