Hello, my name is Myystikal. "Yah right," I hear you say. Shut up! You don't know me, you don't know anything about me!
Moving on, I would like to tell you a little info about myself. Not any of that boring stuff that nobody cares about, like my favorite kind of coffee or a detailed description of my hair. No, the info I will share with you is all very fascinating and exciting. "Yah right," I hear you say again. STOP MOCKING ME!
I am from western Canada, where I pretend to attend university but really just nap in various locations around campus. I have a part time job that slowy sucks away my will to live. I own a car that is haunted by the ghost of it's previous owner and smells like a dead body. I also own a very fat, very old cat. I have had her for 19 years. That's about 18 years too long.
"Wow. You sound like a terrible person," You say. You know what? Don't judge me. Or I'll hunt you down and cut your heart out with a spoon.
"I've changed my mind," you say. "You sound like a great person." That's true.
You may have noticed that I do not have any stories posted. That is because I prefer to mock the work of others, rather than doing anything constructive. Haha! Take that.