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Joined 11-24-05, id: 937019, Profile Updated: 06-04-12
Author has written 33 stories for Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, A Separate Peace, Homer, and Merlin.

June 4, 2012: First, an announcement that I'm no longer writing. This is whatever to me, but I always feel guilty whenever someone puts me on author alerts, so I felt it should be said. u_u

Secondly, I'm not even sure what's going on with stories being deleted from FFNet, but I did want to point out that I'm at LiveJournal as well, and all the fics I have posted on FFNet should be accessible there or through my delicious, which is linked at my writing LJ. I've always preferred the way my fics are presented over on LJ anyway because of weird formatting on FFNet, so maybe you could check it out regardless: dearestlilybean [dot] livejournal [dot] com.

I'm not planning on taking down any fic in the near future at this point, so you should count on always being able to access my fic at that community.

Lastly, I apologize to anyone expecting more fic from me! Writing just isn't my thing, so I'll leave it to the real masters. 'u'

-K

Please note: If you read something of mine that is "disagreeable" - and there's a good chance you may, what with the incest, slash, etc. - please do not leave a nasty review. In writing fanfic & my summaries I assume my readers to be literate. Read summaries first. :)

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The Shades of Spades by Zeplerfer reviews
In the Kingdom of Spades, the clocks choose the rulers, but many distrust the most recent choice of Queen. Caught between the demands of love and duty, Arthur and Alfred must find a way to save Spades and themselves before it's too late. Cardverse / Cardtalia. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,365 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - [America, England/Britain] China - Complete
Don't Panic by simplytrop reviews
In which Alfred F. Jones is not so much American, as Americans have an improbable amount of similarities with aliens, and Arthur finds out that hitchhiking the length of the universe can be very nerve-wracking without tea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Reconstruction by White Mizerable reviews
In the traditions of the Kingdom of Spades, the Crown Prince is to be married on his twentieth birthday to whichever young lady he wants. Unfortunately, Prince Alfred is having a little trouble with that. Cards AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,644 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You Belong To Me by Ellarose C reviews
-Fly the ocean in a silver plane, see the jungle when it's wet with rain, just remember till you're home again, you belong to me.- USUK drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bell'Italiano by Shibby-One reviews
England is still dressed up as an Italian, and an oblivious America runs into him and doesn't realize who he is. Cue England wooing him the Italian way as he remains under cover in Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Finnish Formula For Sweet Dreams by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Sweden wakes up in the middle of the night after a bad dream and can't go back to sleep. Luckily, Finland knows just how to help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Night Was For Dreaming by Zephyra of Breeze reviews
Sealand is not afraid of the dark, and this is why. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sealand - Complete
Dispassionate by Zephyra of Breeze reviews
Iceland and Denmark have a conversation after a meeting. Pairings go Iceland/Denmark/Norway, I guess. Iceland and Denmark need more fic anyway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Iceland, Denmark - Complete
Names by Zephyra of Breeze reviews
France remembers the name of everyone of his people... A one-shot, some thinking about Nation-tans and how they work, I guess. No pairings intended. I don't own Hetalia, isn't it sad?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2011 - France - Complete
It's Not Supposed to be This Hard by Semebay reviews
There are heroes, and there are villains. One man finds himself in the middle, harassed by a self-proclaimed hero, but trying his hardest to stay with the faeries that want nothing more than to see his life crumble around him. AU, Dark, evilfaeries
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,912 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/31/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Explain, Mr Kirkland, From The Beginning? by DestinyShiva reviews
'Now, anyone would advise you to refrain yourself from asking how this happened, though Arthur in particularly would be very adamant in denying you the right to question it. Needless to say, it did, and they had a very good time of it indeed.' FrUK, smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
A is For by RobinRocks reviews
Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,433 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Onomatopoeia by Measured reviews
In due time we'll finally see there's time to even breathe. Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Shudder by Ellarose C reviews
He doesn't care where he goes, just away from his bed, from the recesses of his mind. He trusts his feet to take him where he needs to go. They have never led him wrong before.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Une histoire du bonheur by Renuka reviews
A story I wrote for my French class. Written in English with French dialouge. Amélie gets a pleasant suprise. One shot.
Amelie - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Strands of Filial Piety by animekraze reviews
To China, Yao, filial piety is law as heavy as the heavens.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - China - Complete
Was Blind But Now by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
To Patroclus, Achilles has never seemed quite human. He is, as he proves the night they are to leave for Troy.
Homer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions by Eggo Waffles reviews
Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard by Eggo Waffles reviews
Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Things that Never Happened to Achilles by mistykasumi reviews
What the title says. AchillesxPatroclus.
Homer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Aponoia by a thousand winds reviews
Castor is mortal, but Pollux will not accept being parted forever.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Complete
Corruption by Carmilla reviews
The Picture of Dorian Gray: Well come on, we all knew what was really going on with Dorian, Henry and Basil, didn't we?
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/7/2005
Sink or Swim by Random1 reviews
Caspian and Edmund are reunited. Short sequel to "By the Lion Led", set during Dawntreader. Rating for hotboyskissing and very, very vaguely implied impending age-of-consent issues. Unfinished.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2005
By the Lion Led by Random1 reviews
Edmund's adventures in Narnia and meeting with Prince Caspian have far reaching consequences. Very gentle slash.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2003
Cabbages and Kings by Mickleditch reviews
Pippin's always told Merry all his secrets except one. Merry x Pippin, slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
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Various Merlin drabbles reviews
As the title says. Most gen focusing on Merlin, Morgana, Gaius, and Uther , one het Uther/Ygraine . All rated G. As of now, 4 drabbles altogether.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2011
The Coronation of the Mattress Kings reviews
In which Arthur and Merlin move into a flat together, the mattress is evil, and, Arthur, can we please move the couch? Modern AU in which Arthur knows of Merlin's magic. Rated for sex.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
No matter how small! reviews
A person's a person, no matter how small. Being a sorcerer helps. Based on the Issun-boshi fairytale. Gen, with background Balinor/Hunith and Uther/Igraine.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Measures reviews
The lengths to which Arthur will go. Arthur/Merlin. Written for the prompt: "...the boys in a somewhat awkward conversation with Hunith about their relationship." WARNING for slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
somnium reviews
Insomnia hurts, but Gwen's dreams hurt worse. Gwen/Lancelot, implied Arthur/Gwen. Written following 2.04. Author's note: Somnium is a fitting Latin noun that means "dream, nonsense, fancy."
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Gwen/Guinevere, Lancelot - Complete
untitled
Gwen has been in Morgana's service for a week when Morgana first wakes her in the middle of the night, screaming bloody murder. Gwen/Morgana. WARNING for femmeslash. Written pre-S2.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Gwen/Guinevere, Morgana - Complete
Gwen's New Dress or: Beautiful reviews
Pawning her father's things doesn't let Gwen forget. Gwen/Morgana. Takes place shortly after 1.13. WARNING for femmeslash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Gwen/Guinevere, Morgana - Complete
The Angels Cry reviews
Arthur wanks nearly every night just thinking about Merlin - hell, he can wank whilst thinking about Merlin picking flowers or making concoctions for Gaius. Arthur/Merlin; crack inspired by a fanvid done to "Jizz in my Pants" by the Lonely Island.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
to the failing of men's knees beneath them reviews
Chiron never taught Achilles about love, about vengeance, about forgiveness. Achilles had to learn about those on his own. All it took was one war, one loss, to discover that the three were all connected. -- Achilles/Patroclus; rated for themes.
Homer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
boys in broken glass cases reviews
Peter knows not to break mercury thermometers because he already has, and the mercury is killing him. Peter/Caspian, rated for sexual content.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
habere reviews
you've never tasted anything like this before. Albus/Gellert. Warnings for sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
obsess reviews
Rule number one: Albus Dumbledore is not obsessed with Gellert Grindelwald. Albus/Gellert.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
nothing less reviews
There is always someone breaking, you think, but who shall fix them? Hints at past Achilles/Patroclus, Achilles/Patroclus/Antilochus, with present Achilles/Antilochus.
Homer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
naught but words, they hold the same meaning reviews
No summary. Finny/Gene. the world keeps going like it has never halted. but it had, with the crunching splash and tanned snowflakes in the river, it had, and--
A Separate Peace - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Various Narnia drabbles: general II reviews
More Narnia gen drabbles. GENERAL WARNINGS: AU/AE, Alzheimer's mentioned.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Edmund Pevensie
Various Narnia drabbles: PeterEdmund reviews
Various Peter/Edmund Narnia drabbles. GENERAL WARNINGS: Incest, slash, language, suggestive content.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
Various Narnia drabbles: general reviews
Various Narnia drabbles. -- Gen. GENERAL WARNINGS: SPOILERS for Last Battle. Violence and death. Drabble 4 is AU.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008
the game you won reviews
In which Leper plays a rather interesting game, and Finny loves Gene yes, really. -- Sequel to 'poor cursive.' Finny/Gene, Leper/Finny, mentions of Leper/others. Rated for adult content and Leper being Leper.
A Separate Peace - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
dropping slow reviews
And I shall have some peace there. -- Frank/Alice, rated for mentions of violence. Lines from "The Lake Isle of Innisfree" by W.B. Yeats.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Frank L., Alice L. - Complete
weep to have that which it fears to lose reviews
Moving on, Susan finds, is easier to do when there are others who must move on with her. -- Susan, mentions of Susan/OMCs. Title from Shakespeare's Sonnet LXIV.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
and mix water with the wine
The path to becoming king is bathed in wine, paved with desire. -- Bacchus/Caspian X. Rated for PWP.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Caspian X, Bree - Complete
salt like murder reviews
There were three times Albus Dumbledore distinctly remembered tasting salt - and loathing its taste. -- Albus/Gellert, rated for sexual content and violence. Follow up to 'like salt.' No need to read that first, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Albus D. - Complete
sunbeams & shadows of trees reviews
It's summer, after all, and it doesn't last forever. -- Finny/Gene. Rated for sexual content and language.
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Anchor reviews
Edmund always wanted to be older. -- Edmund gen
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
trees on the slope: sun reviews
at least I got to see some trees on the way down. -- Leper/Brinker at the request of a friend.
A Separate Peace - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
spring's son
it always rains in the spring. -- Lack of capitalization for effect. Remus, Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Remus L.
poor cursive reviews
Valentine's day isn't a lie, is it. -- Finny/Gene fluffery.
A Separate Peace - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
like following Light reviews
It was like following light, and it was wrong, so wrong. -- Peter/Edmund.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
like salt reviews
Ariana always thought Gellert Grindelwald was like salt. -- Implied AlbusGellert, post-DH. Read its follow-up, 'salt like murder.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
and she laughed reviews
Lily only laughed, and Severus thought she could conquer death with that laugh. -- Severus/Lily. Written post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Visions of Pumpernickle danced in her head reviews
A post-DH proposal of sorts. -- Ron/McGonagall gift fic. Silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Minerva M., Ron W. - Complete
Stars of the Map of the Evening Sky reviews
A Christmas proposal. -- Arthur/Molly fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Brothers reviews
A visit to the hospital wing leads to more than expected. -- Sirius, Regulus brotherly-ness. Some Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete