Author has written 2 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and 21 Jump Street.
Here, we'll make it short and sweet.
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
""I think everybody's nuts, to tell you the truth. I think everybody is absolutely out of their heads all the time. Watch people sometimes. Just watch people. People are absolutely insane. They just are. Look at us!"
"Seek that which within lies waiting to begin the fight of your life that is every day."
"East is east and west is west. And when you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now uh, now you tell me what you know."