TimeTurner Alchemist
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Joined 11-25-05, id: 937590
Author has written 3 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Jak and Daxter.
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Hello! You have reached TimeTurner Alchemist's profile and whether I'm here or not... I supposed doesn't really matter. What matters is the reader... that's you! I hope my stories will at least be acceptable and I am currently working on improving. So... I supposed I should let you go but before you do... ahh nevermind! Have Fun and enjoy!

ABOUT TIMETURNER ALCHEMIST:

My other pseudonyms are Neko Migurashi and Genjutsu Master

I am old enough to go most places by myself but not old enough to drive... yet

I am a female/chick/girl/whatever you call a person of the woman species

I like to draw, write, read manga, fantasy, action, mystery and realistic fiction books, pet my cats and dog, hang out with my friends and go to the mall, be with my family and end up laughing for five minutes due to a random sneezing incident plus a pint of sugar mixed with one O' clock in the morning.

Favorite animes and mangas include Cowboy Bebop, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Tsubasa, Fruits Basket, Ranma 1/2, Psychic Academy and Lament of the Lamb

RANDOM THINGS I FOUND AND LIKED:

The Sheep

Sheep are the good samaritans of the Chinese zodiac. They are gentle mannered and on the shy side. Being very sincere they are easily taken by a sob story. Sheep people are compassionate,understanding of others' faults, and quick to forgive.

Sheep like to set their own hours and will not tolerate too much discipline. They are also very offended if they are criticized. They cannot work well under pressure and must be allowed to do things at their own speed. Sheep need somebody to discipline them, though, in order to utilize their talents. They usually find someone to look after and care for them.

Good fortune smiles upon the sheep. They benefit from wills and inheritances. Even in the roughest of times, the Sheep always acquire the basic needs. Sheep get their own way without force or violence. They have that passive endurance that drives you mad. Eventually they wear you down with their pleas.You just can't break them!

Sheep never come right out and discuss what's bothering them. You pry it out of them bit by bit. When all else fails, yell at them, and bang things around. They should be impressed and might unfold all their secret woes; then, you can clear the air. The Sheep are family people. They never forget anyone's birthday, and you had better not forget theirs! Sheep worry, too. They want others to cheer them up and tell them everything will be okay.

Sheep overspend and should avoid dealing with money. They find it hard to be practical and would love a life of luxury and ease. Ugly things will depress Sheep. They hate to displease anyone especially their loved ones. They will edge around an issue rather than take a firm stand. Difficulties are a delicate issue with Sheep. They are too sensitive and often overreact. Reassure them often.

Romance is a part of the Sheep's being. Moonlight and roses, soft music and candlelight will get them every time. They tend to view the world through rose-colored glasses. Sheep do not usually have to work hard. Good things just happen naturally. They need bright, airy surroundings and excel in creative fields. Appreciation of their talents make Sheep glow, and with encouragement, they can go far in life.

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

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Daxter (Jak 3): "Look at me, Jak! I'm short, I'm hairy and I itch in strange places. I couldn't do worse!"

Daxter (Jak II): "Ahh, blow it out your ear! You were bottle-fed, weren't you?"

That is about it for now! See you all later!

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Captive Voice by Nashidesei reviews
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Promises Are Eternal, Rewritten by The Gemini Sage reviews
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My Bloody Valentine by Kusanagi Black reviews
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Hyrule Boys' Correctional Facility by BatNeko reviews
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A Second Chance for Redemption reviews
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Into Inexsistence: The Realm of Imagination reviews
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There's A Reason reviews
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