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home is where the heart is by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku./ And with every moment together, they get just a little closer, a little more comfortable with each other. Fall a little more in love. Post-war. Pre-epilogue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,690 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
A Twist in Time by wolf08 reviews
With Konoha on the verge of destruction, Sakura is sent on a last-resort mission to save her world by travelling to the past. Join her in coping with her old body's shortcomings, testing the natural laws of time, falling in love all over again and rediscovering who she is. Time-travel. SasuSaku. REAL publication date: Jan 2015
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 247,481 - Reviews: 3636 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 3,473 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Legend of Three Leaves by peccolia reviews
Unwanted. Overlooked. Ignored. She grew in her brothers' shadows unchecked—and when they finally noticed, she'd become wild and unstoppable as a weed. (SI OC fic)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,381 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 2/20 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S., OC
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 148 - Words: 704,269 - Reviews: 22403 - Favs: 14,889 - Follows: 14,736 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
The Daddy Thing by Ruinous Crow reviews
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,260 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 3,621 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Laterality by peccolia reviews
"Why," she wondered, "was I given a second chance in this world, in this family, in this particular time, if not to change the status quo?" Thinking that was all well and good—however, enacting it was a completely different, and extremely difficult, matter. Semi-SI OC Rebirth fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 504,052 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Minato N., Kushina U., OC - Complete
Curiosity and the Copycat by Mx. Irony reviews
Hatake Kakashi had a routine of sorts: train, complete missions, visit the Memorial, and read Icha Icha Paradise. Then that routine was interrupted by a nosy, overly friendly civilian. [slow burn, Kakashi X OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,676 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Kakashi H., OC]
Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous by Wrought reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 365,687 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U., OC
Welcome To Tomorrow by Izaranna reviews
In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 246,073 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 3,552 - Follows: 4,086 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Itachi U., Minato N., Shisui U., OC
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,307 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 2,546 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 7/16/2006 - [Kimimaro K., Sakura H.]
For a Chance at Happiness by eiron reviews
Changing the future wasn't easy. There would be a lot of lying. Deceit. Manipulation. Death. Especially if I wanted to change anything for the better. [Semi SI-OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 228,885 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 3,252 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Kakashi H., Shisui U., Obito U., OC
if the shoe fits by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,364 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Sakura H.
Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 167,903 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 4,069 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Madara U., Mito U., OC
Clockwork and a Teacup by Artsome reviews
What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 220,638 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 3,914 - Follows: 4,584 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sakura H., OC
The Hidden Prodigy by mapplepie reviews
Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 114,056 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 4,330 - Follows: 4,926 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Sakumo H., Obito U.
Adaline by Nikki1212 reviews
I would choose you in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I would find you and I would choose you. ; KakaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,394 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 111 - Words: 581,468 - Reviews: 6458 - Favs: 4,781 - Follows: 5,078 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U., OC
Joyous Children by UnderneathXtheXunderneath reviews
I cannot move a single muscle as I stare at the piece of cloth hanging on the wall right across from my crib. A sheet with an all too familiar symbol stitched smack in the middle of it, its red and white coloring in a stark contrast against the dark blue surrounding it. I'm an Uchiha now. How is this even my life? Rated M for violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 173,326 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 2,746 - Follows: 3,563 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H., Obito U., OC
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,181 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 2,591 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 124 - Words: 868,349 - Reviews: 6580 - Favs: 6,074 - Follows: 6,449 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Kakashi H., Hayate G., Obito U., OC
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 5,510 - Follows: 6,324 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Never Tell Me The Odds by KuriQuinn reviews
Sasuke never imagined he would be the type to follow a girl halfway across the world to go to college, but here he is...upsetting family tradition, sharing a dorm with a walking travesty that lives on ramen and trying to figure out what exactly baseball has to do with dating. [College AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,642 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/9 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
The Price of Living by LovelyWeather reviews
Knowledge of the future is not the safest thing to possess, she learned... [realistic SI/OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 218,351 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 11/6/2009 - OC
Underneath the Underneath by KuriQuinn reviews
As observant as he is, it takes Kakashi years before he realises he's in an actual, adult relationship. (T for now, rating could change) [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 4/28/2017 - [Kakashi H., OC]
Adonis Ramosa - 福寿草 by SassySizzleMonster reviews
Picked for her petals, and the message she will give to them. [OC-Insert; Jiraiya's daughter; AU-ish]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,989 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 6/12/2017 - [OC, Shisui U.] Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Last To Know by KuriQuinn reviews
As usual, telling her the truth happens as though by afterthought. And this time, she's not taking it. [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,565 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/29/2017 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
That Number Ten by FruitPastilles reviews
Hinata, while small and unassuming, can also be intense and intimidating, especially while on the court. For some people (read: a lot of people) this is somehow attractive. Case in point, this is the third time in a month that Daichi is forced to shoo Oikawa out of the gym with a broom for harassing Karasuno's number ten. OOC, Crack, Mostly drabbles that'll probably be out of order
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,225 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 9/25/2017 - Published: 11/9/2016 - Shoyo H.
Maybe I've Changed by tiffthom reviews
Everything changes when you're a parent, and Sakura wonders if parts of her need to die in order for her to truly live. When she asks Sasuke for a divorce, he's against it. She's never considered marriage counseling and the idea of breaking down his feelings isn't what he had in mind, but for Sarada, they'd do anything, even get to the bottom of what it means to be in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sarada U.
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 3,371 - Follows: 2,624 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Kakashi H., Shikaku N., Team Seven - Complete
Walk A Mile by KuriQuinn reviews
Sakura always wanted to be close to Sasuke, but this is ridiculous! While returning home from a mission, Team 7 are victims of an unexpected change in circumstance that forces them to see each other in a different way. With secrets shared and truths revealed, the entire future might end up changing as well. [AU from Land of Waves, Canon-Deviation and Possible Fix-It Fic Tendencies]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,454 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 10/3/2016 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Poor Judgement & Associated Adventures by KuriQuinn reviews
Let's be honest. A universe where Team 7 made it to ANBU would be a disaster. A series of Crack-ish AU one-shots. [Rated M for some language and mature humour. Written out of sequence.] [Marked as complete, but every now and then there may be another one-shot added]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,270 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 7/4/2017 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Team Seven - Complete
Dragonfly by peccolia reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. All extras posted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 3,964 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC - Complete
Thoughts on Things by jazzberryjuice reviews
[AU] All Tenten wants to do is survive. But when faced with ridiculous teachers, her best friend's cold shoulder, an election gone wrong, and her own general stupidity, "just surviving" becomes a lot harder than it sounds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,835 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 2/24/2015 - [Neji H., Tenten] Ino Y., Kankuro
Shiki by cherryvvoid reviews
And suddenly because of her, the Naruto series was maybe twenty-five percent less canon than before but that was okay - she was making it work regardless. SI-OC as Naruto's twin. Alive!Minato. Zabuza Genin Team: Haku, Shiki, Kimimaro.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,825 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 2,635 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Zabuza M., Haku, Team Seven, OC
Sunshine Sidestories by Silver Queen reviews
Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,538 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 2,955 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/5/2012
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3487 - Favs: 6,301 - Follows: 6,574 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Eyes On Fire by cherryvvoid reviews
Out of all the kekkei genkai she would have liked to get, the eyes of Samsara wouldn't be her first - or second - choice. So naturally, that was the exact one she got. SI-OC/Itachi. Uchiha!SI-OC. Rinnegan!SI-OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,156 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 3,931 - Follows: 4,812 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., Kagami U., OC
Mind the Gap by Sage Thrasher reviews
A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,460 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,671 - Follows: 4,745 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 12/12/2014 - OC, Inoichi Y., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 258,845 - Reviews: 3896 - Favs: 5,407 - Follows: 2,572 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Bare by KuriQuinn reviews
Sasuke looks as if he has been turned to stone, his hands clenching around the kit. If she didn't think he could turn any redder, she was mistaken. For several seconds, his eyes zero in on everything below her neck. Sakura feels the warmth in her cheeks travel downward at this and, trying for confidence, she purrs, "Like what you see?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/25/2017 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Cooties by KuriQuinn reviews
As the years inch by, the competition between them becomes more and more apparent. It's entirely good-natured on Sakura's side, but the same can definitely not be said for Sasuke. He is as intense in his dislike of her as he is in his love for his brother and parents.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/23/2017 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Flip Side by KuriQuinn reviews
"This is probably the most useless thing you've ever done to get my attention," she informs him later, as the sun begins to set. "And considering you shaved your head that time Chōji told you I liked boys with short hair…" [Road to Ninja Coda]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/22/2017 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Kakashi H., Menma U. - Complete
Rubatosis by TheseFourWords reviews
Soulmate AU where your heartbeat is in sync with your soulmate. They both speed up together, and slow down together. They share every big emotion, and sense of calm. And both hearts stop together as well. [Naruhina/COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
An Eye for an Eye by Sage Thrasher reviews
Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Nawaki S., OC
Unplanned by KuriQuinn reviews
A month after the Chūnin Exams and the showdown with the final members of the Ootsutsuki family, Sakura discovers that she and Sasuke are due for an unexpected addition to the family. The discovery leads to a shift in dynamic among the Leaf's elite shinobi and their children. [AU after Boruto: The Movie] [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,609 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 11/21/2016 - Published: 7/3/2016 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Ino Y., Sai]
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,591 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 4,936 - Follows: 5,670 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
Two Morons and A Mad House by OfPaintAndOil reviews
Sakura escaped the Uchiha mansion with her dignity intact, but that doesn't mean she's still not gonna kill Naruto and Sasuke. Now with the overprotective dog and the Paint War just beginning, she may yet just move in with Ino and be done with it all . . . or change her name and move—whichever comes first. Sequel to Sakura's Moronic Best Friends. Rated T. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,238 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Sakura H., Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,094 - Reviews: 2762 - Favs: 5,014 - Follows: 6,036 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
The Book Nook by Aria Taylor reviews
"What?" he said in a teasing tone. "Am I distracting you with my gorgeous body?" She offered the boy an indifferent shrug. "No, the amount of stupid radiating off of you is threatening to choke me." OR, Annabeth has a secret and Percy is the spawn of Satan. AU. One-shot. Percabeth. Nominee for the Multifandom Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Graveyard of Muses by Darkpetal16 reviews
Over the many years I have been on Fanfiction there have been a vasty amount of stories and ideas I have not published for one reason or another. This story will be will I post them, and if someone wants to adopt them, they are welcome to.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,131 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 120 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Naruto U. - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 11,153 - Follows: 13,478 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Runner by CompYES reviews
"Mint is extremely invasive. Mint grows and survives, even when starved and poisoned. Better not to plant it at all." Second SI/OC quick fic, inspired by "Catch Your Breath" and "Forethought."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,726 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 2,411 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U., OC
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,178 - Reviews: 2541 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 3,629 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
That's Ridiculous, Madara by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 453 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U. - Complete
The Clan of Samsara by erimies reviews
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,238 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Another Side by peccolia reviews
Laterality-related one-shots that can tie into the existing story or be read as short and sweet standalones.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/13/2015 - OC
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 3,145 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
The Girl in the Elevator by TheseFourWords reviews
AU in which Naruto and Hinata live in the same building take the same elevator on their way to work each morning but are too shy to speak to each other. Short series; Naruhina; COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,420 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Sakura's Moronic Best Friends by OfPaintAndOil reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have a habit of kidnapping Sakura. Usually, this isn't horrible, but this time the morons take her to the one place she refuses to go to: the Uchiha mansion. So the morons better run now, because if she's still alive after the perverted advances of the Uchihas and the Akatsuki, she's gonna kill them. Sakuraxharem. Present day, AU. Rated T. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,842 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Sakura H., Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Necroverse Drabble Collection by V-chan2k6 reviews
A series of unconnected drabbles set in the universe of 'Necromancer.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,272 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Sasuke U., Tenten
He Had That Faraway Look in His Eyes by I'm Bread reviews
[NejiTen] Tenten is not a dreamer. She refuses to fall apart.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2015 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 226,831 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014
The Drawing Board by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 60: Itachi and Sakura, working their way to the inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 62,834 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Anatomy of Naruto Uzumaki by TheseFourWords reviews
Three-shot Naruhina college au in which Art major Hinata Hyuga goes to her art class and is surprised to find that the a certain blonde someone is the nude model for the anatomy study. Naruhina; COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,901 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Complete
There and Back Again: A Missing-nin's Tale by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Sasuke Uchiha—full-fledged Akatsuki member, international criminal and S-class missing-nin—finds himself thrown back through time to the morning of the ninja academy graduation exam. And he isn't happy about it. (Time travel, Sasuke&TeamSeven-centric). Epilogue up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,872 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
Phantom Pains by mapplepie reviews
There is something going on with Kakashi, but Minato can't figure out what. All he has are distressing deductions, each one progressively worse than the last. It's no wonder Minato can't help but fear and fear and fear. (To be fair though, it really wasn't his fault he never considered the possibility of time-travel)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 761 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U., Kushina U. - Complete
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,124 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 6,875 - Follows: 7,312 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
A Split-Second of Violence by Laura of Maychoria reviews
Hinata is loud. Hinata is annoying. Hinata is also passionate and sunny and bright, and so full of joyful energy that he brings out the best in everyone around him, even if they occasionally want to slap his head to make him shut up for awhile. When a split second of violence threatens to take all of this away, Karasuno responds with a fury.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 128,957 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Shoyo H., Tobio K., Koshi S., Ryunosuke T. - Complete
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
flowers in her hair by JinnySkeans reviews
she's used to burying the men in her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
The Origins by Guilty.Ink reviews
"The Uchihas are a cursed clan." Hatred, and vengeance were a given and Tobirama had always been so sure of this so why was it that when he turned around, an Uchiha was smiling at him? Tobirama/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 175,942 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Tobirama S., OC] - Complete
Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie reviews
Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 680 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
The Hazards of Amity by firefly reviews
Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,362 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
Forethought by beemera reviews
Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,907 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 3,325 - Follows: 3,736 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato, OC
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 9,332 - Follows: 4,210 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
This Sucks by Pleasedial123 reviews
When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,963 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,665 - Reviews: 5204 - Favs: 4,013 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Looking Straight to the Sky by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
So, I died. But I guess that's okay, even if I'm now living in a world full of ninjas and the like. It's just too bad that the price for having a second life is taking a job as Death's Apprentice. Oh, woe is me. OC SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,043 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Madara and Friends by Sir Chris reviews
Uchiha Madara is pretty crazy. This is how he got that way. Also will eventually contain things related to people not as awesome as Uchiha Madara. Small and Fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Madara U., Itachi U.
A Number of Complications by The Crafty Cracker reviews
AU. Konohagakure is a country that houses some of the most elite families in all of the world. If there is one school the children go to, that is Konoha Gakuen. Fame, power and money equals a simple life? No way. Eight sixteen-year-olds, seven prestigious families, one school, five rivalries, one love. Welcome to Konoha Gakuen. Welcome to hell. (Multiple pairings inside)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 320,822 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 244 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Clearing Mist by shadownumera reviews
I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 193,787 - Reviews: 3639 - Favs: 3,934 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Kisame H., OC] - Complete
Mom? by UnderdogHero reviews
Short instances where Koushi is called "mom" by his own teammates, and doesn't know how to respond.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Complete
I Told You So by TheseFourWords reviews
After Sakura drags Naruto and Sasuke to Madame Sabine's Crystal Ball Readings all that Naruto can think about is the psychic's prediction. Who is the girl who's feelings he hasn't realized, who's loved him all of life and has navy hair? NaruHina, one-shot, COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Pretty Girls and Pointy Things by Renaerys reviews
"I could dirty talk you under the table." Suigetsu and Ino. Torture and Interrogation, obviously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Ino Y., Suigetsu H.] [Sasuke U., Karin U.] - Complete
The Love Potion by TheseFourWords reviews
What happens when Naruto gets doused with the most powerful love potion in the world and has all the women of Konoha fall in love with him? Hinata tries to hide him, but will their feelings bring them together or tear them apart? NaruHina, 5-shot series, COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 164,333 - Reviews: 3670 - Favs: 4,174 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 4,686 - Follows: 3,525 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
From Him by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Here are the facts: Percy's in love with his best friend. She doesn't know. He writes her anonymous messages in the bimonthly newspaper. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,322 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 253 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Destined by ichilover3 reviews
It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey- and the Konoha 9 are in for a wild ride. Sorta-sequel to Into the Future. Series of oneshots set in Futureverse. Multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,619 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Shikamaru N., Temari] - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 4,955 - Follows: 5,223 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3515 - Favs: 5,965 - Follows: 4,880 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Baby Story by greenconverses reviews
The birth of Percy and Annabeth's first child goes just the way one would expect it to — that is, not at all like it's supposed and not at all easy. That's sort of what happens when you mess with the patroness of childbirth. Futurefic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,723 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Rachel D.
Open Season by November Romeo reviews
It's Natsume Season in the Alice Academy and every girl is up for the chase. Except one. Mikan decided to sit this one out.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,362 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Of Fortunes and Ferrets by November Romeo reviews
Hotaru Imai commissions the help of Ruka Nogi to land a big investor. So begins an arrangement with multiple strings and upshots nobody expected. Ruka and Hotaru? It's genius.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,631 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Hotaru I., Ruka N. - Complete
Ricochet by Nukumi reviews
Sometimes what pulls you in also pushes you away. TenNejIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,875 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 9/18/2010 - [Neji H., Ino Y.]
Once Upon a Time by November Romeo reviews
If I told you this story is everything you want it to be, that it would make you feel everything all at once, would you believe me?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Aoi H., Natsume H. - Complete
Thick as Thieves by November Romeo reviews
Mikan and Natsume learn that they could only be friends with each other when they were both trying to be a friend to someone else. Sometimes, the best love story could be the one written about friendship.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
As Far As Innocence Goes by Zwei Shonagon reviews
In another world, the Third Hokage is a little bit more creative. Uchiha Itachi isn't sure he appreciates this creativity as he finds himself staring at his fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. He's doubly suspicious when he finds himself, quite coincidentally of course, the instructor of Team 8. AU Political Itachi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Cynosure by Autumn Win-Dow reviews
Narumi, on the day of his death, was three things - three things which he had sincerely hoped not to be.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Narumi - Complete
Unfortunate Events by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 434 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
A Book of Memories by Darkpetal16 reviews
A collection of oneshots featuring you and every member of the Akatsuki, Rookie 9 plus Team Gai and the Sand Siblings. And yes, I do mean every member. Second Person POV, genre ranges every oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Catch You Later by JinnySkeans reviews
Her voice was warm, sweet honey in his ear as she murmured, "Then come and find me, Sasuke-kun." It's the last summer before college, and he won't let her get away so easily. Posted: Epilogue!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 135,656 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Happy Ending by Little Miss Giggle reviews
Nobody ever said high school was easy.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 305,122 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
like paper dolls and little notes by Seynee reviews
It's not that Tenten hates flying. In fact, she kind of likes it. Especially when she gets free cocktails. Especially when she's sitting next to a handsome stranger. Especially when she gets to talk to him. This is going to be good. — Neji, Tenten. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,017 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - [Neji H., Temari] - Complete
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Forever and a Day by November Romeo reviews
Two years after they broke things off, Ruka and Hotaru meet again at a Charity Ball. Sparks fly as they continue a dance they started years ago. If they don't watch their step, they're in for quite a fall.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Ruka N., Hotaru I. - Complete
Chrysanthemums by wildcatt reviews
Their eternity is a falling petal, an ivory ribbon, a glimpse of outstretched wings. Collection of Nejiten and Team Gai one shots in narutoverse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,920 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Painted Wolf by Goldberry reviews
The red wheels of the Sharingan were spinning. [Oneshot, Drabble Collection] [NejiTen, Het Pairings]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 18,627 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Neji H., Tenten
Hell by Lucillia reviews
An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Little Girl Talk Never Hurt Anyone by greenconverses reviews
"All right," Rachel says. "So tell me. How's Percy in the sack?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 100 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Rachel D. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4833 - Favs: 5,515 - Follows: 3,987 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Spin the Bottle by Strix 4 reviews
"There were many theories on how the story of Team Seven would finally end." A tale about the old Team Seven, and how they fall apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caught You on the Flip Side by firefly reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
Correspondence by November Romeo reviews
AU. An encounter between a lawyer and a psychiatrist leads to a well-documented love story: Atty. Natsume Hyuuga and Dr. Mikan Sakura in a romance that develops in three weeks. Read it in real time this November.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,000 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Shortest Banishment Fic Ever by LightningHunter reviews
If you actually need more explanation than the title, you're a moron.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Confections of a Chocoholic by November Romeo reviews
I'm a hobo that drops by once in a while for chocolate. But no matter where I go, none of the chocolates are as good as Anna's. I suppose that's why I keep coming back.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Kitsuneme - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8445 - Favs: 5,376 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Doing Good by sinemoras09 reviews
Three times where the Akatsuki are less than villainous. Itachi, Deidara, others. Crack. Gen. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Original As Far As Innocence Goes by Zwei Shonagon reviews
17-year-old Uchiha Itachi was not pleased or impressed when he viewed his 12-year old fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. But fate seemed determined to have a different agenda, especially when Uchiha Itachi somehow becomes the instructor of Team 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
La Réflexion by angelforshow reviews
AU. Tenten stares into the mirror and she doesn't really know what she sees in herself anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Tenten - Complete
Accomplice in the Woodchipper by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. In which Kakuzu kills his partners, Orochimaru stalks Itachi, Pein struggles to maintain order, and everyone else just kinda lets it happen. Rated for violence and swearing. Please read and review. Format correction update .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Numbers in Choreography by November Romeo reviews
AU. One shot. Natsume Hyuuga is a lawyer struggling with a psychiatric illness that permanently changed his life. This is his story, told through the most unlikely narrator, about the most unlikely friends.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Natsume H., Hotaru I. - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 163 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Yearbook Day by November Romeo reviews
That’s why I turned my car around and took a two-hour drive away from my office, thirty kilometres away from my apartment. And it made me feel better than I had in months. Because sometimes even Alices need to find their way back home.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Nonoko O. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6374 - Favs: 12,208 - Follows: 4,702 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Unsatisfactory Familial Relations by Sarah1281 reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
In Memoriam by November Romeo reviews
A son's tribute to his father
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 125 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Team Seven by hitori.no.boku reviews
They were never meant to be. And everyone knew it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Team Seven, Naruto U. - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 225 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
The Non Birthday by November Romeo reviews
Because Natsume doesn't want to have birthday party, that's exactly what he's going to get. Okay, maybe not exactly.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
All in a Day's Work by November Romeo reviews
A snapshot of married life. One scene. One shot.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Like a Fan Girl by November Romeo reviews
Mikan sees Natsume in various states of undress. Mikan, the pervert.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Field Research by randomsomeone reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Finally Dealing with the Fallout by Sarah1281 reviews
After confessing her undying love for Naruto, Sakura's convinced it is reciprocated and decides to plan out their relationship. Apparently she didn't discuss it with Naruto, though, and he's got some issues with her to work out. Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
How Yuu Became the Coolest Kid in School by November Romeo reviews
A story to tell his grandkids. One scene. One shot.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Yuu T. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 150 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 160 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 311 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 126 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 165 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 118 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Since When is Danzo the Voice of Reason? by Sarah1281 reviews
Upon hearing that Danzo wants to start treating Sasuke like a missing-nin, Sakura and Naruto run off to beg him to reconsider. Perturbed, Danzo points out that he IS a missing-nin and why they have to start acting like it, regardless of nostalgia.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Danzō S. - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 101 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertently convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 248 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 240 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
His Dark, Kind Soul by November Romeo reviews
While working on a project, Koko and Kitsuneme discover classified information on the school's history. This is the story of Natsume's first year in the Alice Academy, and the people he met and lost. Epilogue: Like Day One
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,890 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Natsume H. - Complete
Exceptions by IncessantOblivion reviews
Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 112,767 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Compromise by November Romeo reviews
In which he indulges her question, she calls him a pervert thrice and they argue over August. Oneshot, light and easy, like a Saturday morning.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by greenconverses reviews
In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 290 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Three Lives of Luke Castellan by greenconverses reviews
Thalia Grace encounters Luke Castellan's soul trice over five hundred years. She thinks it might be a conspiracy, but as they say, death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it a little while. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Futurefic, Thalia/Luke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Here's How It Goes by Mooncatcher reviews
Their story only stops to start all over again. And this one’s told in 50 sentences—Percy, Annabeth. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beloved by fowl68 reviews
The entire time Itachi wrote out the letter, the only way he could keep his hand from shaking was remembering that he was doing this for his little brother. For Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4525 - Favs: 6,388 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Graded Recitation by November Romeo reviews
After an argument during Mr. Narumi’s class, Mikan finds herself making up with Natsume at the vending machine.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Silk Flowers by angelforshow reviews
AU. Wedding. Sakura contemplates the feeling of true love, even as she approaches the alter. "This is every little girl's true love story."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 144 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 172 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 5,608 - Follows: 1,589 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2650 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Biohazard by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,502 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
AntiWings by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I want to FLY someday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Style by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U. - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Cover Girl by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 117 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Contrast by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Temari had entered the home improvement store hoping to find a decent paint color for her younger brother’s room. Instead, she found a foul mouthed monk who was not afraid to offer some blunt criticism for her every selection. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 7,042 - Follows: 4,295 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 162 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Too Old by thegreatfool reviews
Any way one looked at it, Jiraya was just too old.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Good Girl by Shana the Short reviews
Behind the sweet mask of a good girl there lies a dirty little secret.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 610 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Necromancer by V-chan2k6 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,757 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Ten Years to Date by November Romeo reviews
In the guise of homework, Natsume and Mikan spend the night talking about life after the Academy.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 112 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Devotion by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
No one ever expected their story to be perfect, because they were Sasuke and Sakura, and things could never be easy for them. But still Sakura hoped, Naruto lied, and Sasuke was sorry. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Clever Jester by November Romeo reviews
Natsume and Mikan, just like a fairy tale.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Kokoro Y. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 4,142 - Follows: 503 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 4,257 - Follows: 629 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
First Truths by Lilac Summers reviews
It began when a poorly timed kiss was photographed by the media. Now Sailor Moon deals with some startling information, while our lovable Tuxie stumbles along behind her. Written way, WAY back.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,356 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Wane, Moon by NessieGG reviews
Their love had phases. [NejiTen, one shot] [For the NejiTen Gift Exchange at LiveJournal]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 239 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 160 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
A Kid After His Own Heart by November Romeo reviews
Youichi looks up to Natsume and is growing up to be just like him. With a new girl joining his class he's about to find out just how alike they really are. A short dialogue between Natsume and Youichi.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Yoichi H. - Complete
Puppy Love by flammabellum reviews
[Oneshot] Two friends, a promise, and the ironic situation about to unfold. It sucks when your childhood crush is a guy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 333 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Natsume Nullified by November Romeo reviews
Natsume has decided not to ask Mikan to the prom. Everyone's decided that he will. FINAL CHAPTER: What's the matter Natsume? You look completely nullified.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,280 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Say What You Mean, Mean What You Say by November Romeo reviews
Everyone hears them fight. Kokoroyumi hears that and more.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Kokoro Y. - Complete
And Then by Xinthos reviews
...There were none. [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
After This by November Romeo reviews
It all happened so fast. On our graduation day: A kiss. A question. A promise.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 306 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How to Commit Seppuku in Three Easy Steps by kimi no vanilla reviews
Tools You'll Need: A sharp object, an inescapable burden of shame, the experience of the worst failure you've ever committed in your life. Time to Complete: about 15 minutes. Results may vary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Sakumo H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Scribbles by white epitome reviews
Sakura accidentally throws a crumpled sheet of paper at Sasuke's direction and all her hidden desires... er, deep feelings are exposed. Erasers, anyone? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/27/2006 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Mismatched Button Eyes by Sinister Tomato reviews
She knitted a little stuffed dog with mismatched button eyes for the son she would never watch grow. :Inspired by the fact that Kakashi's mother is nonexistent.:
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Welcome To: by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Jiraiya doesn't understand some things. Others he understand all too well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Jiraiya - Complete
For You by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
“It’s alright,” Rock Lee soothed, though he did not let go of her wrists and his leg stayed firmly locked around her knees. “I’m here for you now,” he murmured. Lee. Sakura. Final chapter. Enter Gai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,339 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Sakura H., Lee R.
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 5,237 - Follows: 721 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Let Go reviews
The battlefield breaks even the most seasoned shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 6/14 - OC, Shisui U.