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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

HERMIONE + DRACO, PLEASE. Hello, it's nice to meet you.

Edit, January 2011 - Please note that all stories written by me were written by a fourteen-or-something year old me, who really had nothing better to do. I shan't be offended if you find the language and storyline nauseating and immature; wry amusement is not only tolerated but to an extent encouraged. You have been warned! Have a nice day!

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Jealousy by rainsrabble reviews
Hermione gets dumped and publicly humiliated by Ron. Draco is given an order to propose to Pansy Parkinson. They decide to pretend to be an item in order to make Ron Jealous and make Mr. Malfoy mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 4977 - Favs: 4,605 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Quidditch Pitch by kitkatfox reviews
Everyone knows Hermione is an insufferable know-it-all. And she's now set her brain on learning to fly a broom, fear or no fear. Unfortunately, she's interupted in her private lesson on the quidditch pitch. By none other than Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,031 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Color Green by fanficto obsesso reviews
“You know, Hermione, green really isn’t your color.” “I’m not jealous,” she replied. "Who said anything about being jealous? I was talking about your jumper." FINALLY! AN UPDATE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,422 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Rain Dance by anthora3 reviews
Oneshot. On a rainy Saturday afternoon in Hogsmeade, Hermione finds herself sharing a special umbrella with Draco. Rain scene in "The Classic", Dramione style.Revised as of Dec 14, 11
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Under Malfoy's Orders by citcat299 reviews
Malfoy tricks Hermione and puts her under a spell, forcing her to obey his every command. However, not everything goes according to plan... please R&R! Set in 6th year, written before HP6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,473 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Journal of a 7th year teen by Dracotersexiness reviews
Read the enticing Journal of Hermione Granger. Rather interesting. Read and Review guys. It means alot to know what you think.This is defiantly one of those hidden ones...great fic, all my reviewers think so. Thanks guys!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
How To Marry a Malfoy by ArwenSennyo reviews
Regency DMHG. Draco, 5th Marquis of Malfoy is thoroughly bored with the proper ladies of the Ton. As the heir to a dukedom, he has become an expert on avoiding the marriage trap. But what happens when he wants to do the trapping.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Cruel and Unusual Punishment by AllycatFelton reviews
Hermione is sick and tired of Draco's numerous attempts to bed her, so she sets him what she thinks to be an impossible task, with her as the prize. AU set in seventh year. Disclaimer: JKR owns it all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,510 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
We Won’t Go Until We Get Some by Marmalade Fever reviews
...Respect, Ingredients, or Smooches, But Not Figgy Pudding, So Bring Some Right Here. Many things stand in Draco Malfoy's way of making his potion, including glitter and an obstinate shop girl. DMHG Christmas Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Clean 'N Dirty Fun by rhrshipper23 reviews
All Ron wanted for his birthday was to watch Hermione take a bath... but he'll get much more than that...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Detained by se1ge reviews
Marcus is becoming obsessed with Katie. The last thing he ever plans to do is let her know. Katie is becoming obsessed with Marcus. Her life would be far easier if she weren't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 91,859 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Katie B., Marcus F.
Strawberry by Heptagon reviews
Collection of 100word drabbles on different topics. Random, crazy, and hopefully amusing. CH 17: The great chicken plan
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
7 by Josephinee reviews
Gluttony, lust, greed, wrath, pride, sloth, envy - the exact seven sins they could easily apply to their complex, undeniable, and most of all, mutually unwanted attraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,620 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Things Can Only Get Better by kytus reviews
NEW SUMMARY. Living with the enemy is one thing, but when your friends are trying to get you to sleep with them, that is out of the question. Post Hogwarts. DMHG and BZGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,917 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Diary of a Songbird by idreamofdraco reviews
Hermione Granger has a secret and Draco Malfoy is curious. Why is she so dependent on her diary, and what happened to make her that way? Can Hermione trust herself with a person like Malfoy, or will he only make things worse? Compliant up to OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,746 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 2/22/2005 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Well, Hellooo Kneazel! by casakitten reviews
Scorpius and Rose: forever competing academically. Scorpius, frustrated at being second, again, practices his Charm's home work on Rose to very surprising results. Who knew cotton knickers could be so life altering?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Day Chivalry Curled Up and Died by UnbirthdayGirl reviews
CHAPTER 2:EDITED! Lily extracts a promise from James that he will leave her alone and all for the low low price of one tiny, insignificant, meaningless kiss. Only, Lily seems to be having difficulty upholding the terms of their agreement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 9/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Game by Manda0610 reviews
Draco didn't plan on it. It was supposed to be a one time thing...just a game with Granger's head. Until she won. Now it's a war of wits and lips. You bring the Corona, I got the lime! DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,629 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Forgetting you by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
A strange note leads Draco to a past he never knew existed, to a woman he'd always thought he hated. One Shot: DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Burning Hunger by Vashka reviews
In a world where Dragons prey on the countryside, Hermione Granger is sacrificed to assuage the Silver Dragon’s terrible appetite. Trapped between her blazing sensuality and her desire to go home, she must choose where she belongs. DHr AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,000 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Trick Stair II: Advanced Studies by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Three hours was an awfully long time to spend in a trick stair. But now that they're out of the stair, Hermione and Draco don't feel like it was that long, and the world outside seems a great deal more real. And what's this new PostNEWTs business?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Tin Angel by AraLuna reviews
Post Hogwarts: A chance encounter with Hermione Granger in a Muggle café leaves Draco Malfoy aching for more. DHr. !Winner of three awards at Dangerous Liaisons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,706 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Merry XXXmas, Professor Snape by Ms-Figg reviews
Oneshot. Father Christmas is challenged to provide a meaningful gift for Professor Snape. 18yearold Hermione has her own gift request for Father Christmas. AU, OOC Snape, OOC Hermione PWP, MF, Lemon, Oral, Spank COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,596 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Gone Astray by AllycatFelton reviews
*Complete* Draco and Hermione get lost in the Forbidden Forest, and find more than snow in the endless expanse of trees. Written in response to the GE December Challenge. Huge thanks to Lilly Evins for betaing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Muggle Camp by phannah17 reviews
The war is over and the now opened Hogwarts has decided, in an entirely unconventional move, to bring together the students by hosting a muggle camp! And who else but Hogwarts favorite destined to be couple would be partnered together? DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Office Love by phannah17 reviews
Working with him was absolute hell and now he had the nerve, the absolute gall, to insult her fashion sense! Draco Malfoy was going down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Retribution by phannah17 reviews
Sequel to Office Love. Rose Malfoy was the epitome of selfish and didn't mind in the least, thank you very much. James Potter was a direct reincarnation of his grandfather and deserved nothing short of a gruesome death. Hermione wonders where she went w
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Morning Shower by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sweetest Revenge by Coconut Girl reviews
Desperate to fulfill her arranged marriage with an unwilling Draco, Pansy comes up with a clever scheme to snag him, but things do not go according to plan. PansyxPercy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,840 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Pansy P., Percy W. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 149 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
So Much Of Not Enough by blurredx reviews
James loves Lily. James annoys Lily. How does he win her over? JPLE Rated for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Question of Ethics by Salome Weil reviews
Hermione is in a bad spot with her friendships. Draco torments her as usual, which sets off a horrible string of events. They eventually discover that they are each others' favorite fighting partner for surprising reasons. Some HHr. M for language,sex.sit
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,026 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Completely Incomplete by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
“Yesterday, you told me that you were done chasing me. Are you?” Lily asked. James stopped to think about his answer. “That depends,” he responded, a small smile creeping onto his face. "Do you want me to be?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,236 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Difference of Opinion by Morrisburger reviews
James lustful thoughts differ considerably from Lily's. If she only knew what she did to him...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Forbidden Fruit by 1lorett reviews
It was funny to think that even Fate, fickle a mistress that she may be, had chosen two people so unequivocally divided and diametrically opposing in every way, to be together. But she had. A tale of love, Draco and Hermione style.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,972 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Working Ethics by formerlyknownasone reviews
I bet you all can't imagine me, Draco Malfoy, working in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Me. But hey, they say a career builds character. Or something like that. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cornering Mediwitch Granger by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione is a mediwitch oblivious to the world of romance but Draco Malfoy is about to change that. If she won't admit she loves him then Draco will just have to force it out of her in the only way a slytherin sex god knows how.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Happy Few by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,804 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
General Feelings: Old, Very by Marmalade Fever reviews
Hermione isn't having a very good birthday, and Malfoy isn't helping. Or is he? Written for Granger Enchanted's birthday challenge. DMHG Oneshot 3rd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Dicey Situation by Lornfaer reviews
Hermione plus Draco plus magical sex dice. Dude, what's better than that? Don't answer that. I probably don't wanna know. By the way, as you have probably already deduced, this story is rated M for a reason. Don't like it, don't click the thing! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Way She Talks by JaceArtemis reviews
Written by Artemis: Harry contemplates a bad habit in his best friend, Ginny and the reaction it has on him. Rated M for: language and relatively vivid adult content. AU and OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Liquor is Quicker by Punkindoodle reviews
He slid his hand up her soft thigh, making circles with his fingertips right below her knickers. What would you say to a ONE NIGHT STAND? WARNING: VERY SEXY AND GRAPHIC DRAMIONE ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Favorite Flavor by Tinsadisaster reviews
[ONESHOT] Over the summer, Hermione works at her aunt’s ice cream shop when Draco decides to stop by and sample his favorite flavor. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Gift by Moldy Voldy reviews
What Ginny REALLY wanted to give Harry for his seventeenth... Vey much rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of teaching her peers of the sexual phenomenon, with only Draco Malfoy as an assist. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,112 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
That's What Guys Do by SotB reviews
A list of the funny things men do for the women they love. Well, at least, the funny things Draco does when he's in love with Hermione. [Rated M for language only and minor sexual references]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,033 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
What If? by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione play a dangerous game of 'what if'. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rules of Engagement by wonderwall05 reviews
“Hermione,” Malfoy gasped pausing to capture her lips for a moment, “I want you.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,689 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Welcome To Hell by RootbeerFloatShallPrevail reviews
Summary: One of these days, Granger, you’re going to be in debt to me. And when you’re begging for me to spare you, I don’t think I ought to. Rated R FOR A REASON, HAS PLOT! NOT CLICHE! This is RootbeerFloat under new pen name! FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How to be Dead by attica reviews
“But you do,” his face breaking into a brilliant smile, summoning little jackhammers upon her heart, as if he was pleased and delighted with this piece of terrible news. “You do fancy me. Dear Merlin, Hermione Granger, you’re in love with me.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drinking Games by drcjsnider reviews
As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cupid Cards: Trapped by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
Draco and Hermione have one thing in a common, something that is unimportant three hundred and sixtyfour days out of the year. Lucky for us, today is day number three hundred and sixtyfive. Happy Valentine's Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Know What I Like by drcjsnider reviews
Draco Malfoy knows what he likes, he just isn't sure that he can get her. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Squelchy Mud and Beating Hearts by obliquedge reviews
Part 3 of Tangled Hair and Prefect Badge, and Wombat's Fur and Sticky Green Pus. Once again, Hermione and Draco land themselves into trouble. This time involving the Dark Lake. Emotions run high in the third and final part of the trilogy. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Memorable Meeting by Morrisburger reviews
Hearthrobb Sirius Black falls hard for bookworm Marlene M. He intends to show her a much more pleasurable use for the library.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
On The Inside by kytus reviews
DMHG, Oneshot. The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw... Havelock Ellis.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nanny Wanted! by Neferteenie reviews
/-WIP, AU, DHr-/ Hermione's looking for a job. Isn't it just great, then, that Draco is looking for a nanny for hire?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Wombat's Fur and Sticky Green Pus by obliquedge reviews
Because of a little Potions accident involving Neville Longbottom, Draco and Hermione's hands are stuck together. DMHG oneshot. Sequel to Tangled Hair and Prefect Badge, but reading that is not compulsory.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mistletoe by kytus reviews
Prompt, An Unexpected Kiss. Short and sweet Dramione drabble, written for the quiet ones weekly challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Witch Weekly Quiz by Rita Skeeter by formerlyknownasone reviews
Draco takes a really stupid quiz. Involving Hermione. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tangled Hair and Prefect Badge by obliquedge reviews
Draco and Hermione walk into each other outside the Great Hall. Literally. Hermione's hair gets caught in Draco's prefect badge. Chaos and hilarity ensues. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Helping Hand by SvenSchborsteinheimer reviews
Draco has a problem of mammoth proportions and, as a most dutiful Head Girl, Hermione decides to lend him a helping hand. AN: This fic contains explicit adult material. If you don't wish to read smut, this story probably isn't for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,356 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Reluctance Of Draco Malfoy to be Santa Claus by formerlyknownasone reviews
Guess who's forced to become Santa Claus to give people gifts? A very reluctant Draco Malfoy. Well his job does have some perks though... A DMHG Christmas oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Torture by Captain Annie reviews
A fun, romantic comedy highlighting the best moments between Hogwarts most famous couple, none other than Lily Evans and James Potter. Join them as they bicker, flirt, and drive each other to the brink of insanity not to mention the sexual tension...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,854 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Frolic4 Waking Lupin by FairlightMuse reviews
Tonks has a little fun with sleeping Remus. Warning Adult!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Wit's End by zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy and sex were two completely irrelevant, unrelated terms... or at least, that was what Hermione Granger thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Detention by kgirl120 reviews
Ron and Hermione are given a detention for being naughty, and just get naughtier.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Child's Play by Akikko reviews
A freak accident causes Neville, Harry, Ron, Draco, and Hermione into children. I was just really bored. Please r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006
Nipples by N0b0dY reviews
In his eyes the perfect nipples were, pink and cherrylike and smooth yet hard when aroused. Like Granger’s.SMUT. ONE SHOT. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forty Things by silveris reviews
Forty things a girl would die for, according to Draco Malfoy. [DHr] Romance, humor, fluff galore!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Surprises by PomegranateQueen reviews
Ginny surprises Harry. One shot. Written pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 161 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
House of Cards by Lady Bracknell reviews
After a night’s drinking, Tonks ends up in Remus’ bed, with no idea how she got there. He takes the opportunity to prove that his inner Marauder is not so much dead and buried, as waiting for an opportunity to pounce.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Flatmate by silveris reviews
Blaise and Hermione are flatmates. One night, the flat gets burglarized just as Blaise, Harry, and Ron are leaving for Italy. They can't leave Hermione to fend for herself, so Draco suggests she go with him on his threeday vacation to Scotland.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,243 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Call Me by silveris reviews
OneShot. DHr. A conversation leads somewhere...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Solitary Library by Chinesemoon reviews
Hermione is having a peaceful study session in the library when Ron comes, acting very unlike himself. Tkaes place during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
On Top by 13rosykisses reviews
Hermione finds herself in a rather compromising position...Lemon, sort of DMHG lust more than anything else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sleep walk into my life by Horriblefreak reviews
Draco suffers from sleep walking and wakes up continuously in Hermione's bed. So what happens during the nights spent in Hermione's bed that caused her to have bloodshot eyes and lack of sleep?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,532 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Our Colors by lostinelysia reviews
Disgustingly cute Valentine story about Draco and Hermione and bubbles and shampoo scents. All fluff, no plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Taming of the Shrewd by ahlade reviews
‘A pretty boy like you shouldn’t be out on a dark night like this,’ she breathed, drawing one finger under his chin and tilting his head up. ‘There are monsters afoot, and oh, horny girls who have just found out that their boyfriends are completely and ir
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stress Will Do That to a Girl by TraceyI reviews
Stress and raging hormones lead to desperate actions. GWHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Inspired by your Shoelaces by youngwriter56 reviews
Somehow, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger reunite in Gringotts and somehow, they get stuck in a cart together, and somehow, they actually get stuck. As in STUCK. And shameless flirting ensues. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Girls Like About Guys by FallenMystery reviews
Fluff ... oneshot LilyJames. Started as a list of what my friends and i adore about our guys... turned into a fic, what can i say?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Matter of Great Importance by Lucifer's Garden reviews
A simple, innocent, perfectly mundane question leads to a whole lot more than Draco and Hermione bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Inhibition by sillycucumber reviews
Release your Inhibition, feel the rain on your skin.' A prank pulled on Hermione might just be the best thing that's ever happened to her. 'Complete'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,175 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/4/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scraps of Paper by starrybutterfly reviews
Sometimes you don't need a novel to tell a story. Scraps of paper can too. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Little Piece of Sincerity by Provocative Envy reviews
COMPLETE: Hermione Granger falls in love with the harshly realistic words written on a small scrap of paper she finds on her way to Potions. She loses it, only to have fate play a part in making her the victim of Draco Malfoy's deception. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,145 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
On the way down by sillycucumber reviews
Ginny comes back to England after seven years and it brings old feelings to the surface for both she and Harry...especially with her teasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,929 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Baby, Its Cold Outside 1of1 by granger2malfoy reviews
Draco tries to convince Hermione not to go out in the cold. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wrapping Presents by Inell13 reviews
Hermione teaches Draco the proper way to wrap a gift
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Reason by Kyra4 reviews
R for language, and because all my stories are R! A little treat in the Halloween spirit! 7th year DM & HG must work together on a Halloween fundraiser in the name of interHouse unity. Merlin, how is THAT going to work out? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,381 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What A Difference A Night Makes by Kyra4 reviews
DHr prefects, top students in their year and Houses. Makes sense that they'd be chosen by the faculty for an honors project that requires them to be locked in the astronomy tower all night. Will they fall for each other or rip each other apart? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,706 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chemical Imbalances by Fluff reviews
My DHr Fic Exchange, number 99. Amid all the candy, confessions, and craziness, there are 2 people who ABHOR Valentine's Day. But anything can happen when Stupid Cupid intervenes...[Draco, Hermione] ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bigger is Better by superscar reviews
This is my DHr Valentine's Day request fic. It was for request number 94. I have the request at the bottom if you're curious and cause I'm too lazy to take it off. Umm...there is shrinkage. full body, not cold water There is some side BZGW action.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Examinations by ldee417 reviews
Life is full of tests. There’s nothing that says they can’t be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hogwarts Pie by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETED! Epilogue added! Harry needs help...with women. Guess who comes along to help him out? Rated R for sex--lots of it--and language. HG pairing. FLUFF! Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,907 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Masseuse by Adele Elisabeth reviews
Draco and Hermione are locked in a bathroom. Whatever shall they do? [probably only PG13, but I was being careful]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
It's not easy, being a badass by disco biscuit reviews
Draco tries to impress Hermione with his badassness. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Intoxicating by GNess reviews
Draco is severely drunk; Hermione is not...but will that stop her from doing something so very un-Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Bloody Quidditch Game! reviews
Draco has an accident during a Quidditch Game. Where does Hermione come in? Sequel to Of Bathrooms and Wall Paintings. Another oneshot.. sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Bathrooms and Wall Paintings reviews
This is what happens when Malfoy takes up too much time in the bathroom. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Speechless reviews
Hermione has a bad case of blushes when around Draco Malfoy. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete