Tamzi
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Joined 11-27-05, id: 938570
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Hollyoaks, and Lost.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde

Now for the really interesting stuff:

Name: Guess

Age: 16

Birthday: 25th March 1991 (exactly 3 months after xmas yay!)

Location: Bang slap in the middle of England

Favourite Music: I love loads: Greenday, Oasis, My Chemical Romance (thanks to Helen), Anastacia, Beautiful South, Black Eyed Peas, Bon Jovi, Christina Aguilera, P!nk, Fergie, Faithless, Coldplay, Will Young, Guns 'n' Roses, Fall Out Boy, Gnarls Barkley, Franz Ferdinand, Razorlight, Jamiroquai, John Legend, Kelly Clarkson, The Killers, Kasabian, Lemar, The Libertines, Kaiser Chiefs, Muse, Orson, Panic at the Discom Paul Oakenfold, Queen, Scissor Scisters, Status Quo, Simon Webbe, U2.

Favourite TV Shows: Lost, Doctor Who, Scrubs, Hollyoaks, Green Wing, Spooks (thanks to Helen), Casualty, Strictly Come Dancing, Hustle, That Mitchell and Webb Look, The Office, Extras, The Catherine Tate Show, 8 Out Of 10 Cats, Make Me A Supermodel, Torchwood, Hotel Babylon.

Favourite Actors/Actresses: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, David Tennant, Josh Holloway, Evangeline Lily, Dominic Monaghan, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Renée Zellweger, John C.McGinley, Zach Braff, Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, Lucy Pargeter, Tamsim Greig.

Favourite Movies: Les Choristes, Cruel Intentions, Bridget Jones's Diary, The Mummy, Pirates of the Caribbean, any Alfred Hitchcock film, Mean Girls, Classic Films like Waterloo Bridge.

I've changed my profile to include more ships that I love

SHIPS

Lost: Skate, Jacket, Desmond/Penny

Harry Potter: James/Lily, Ron/Hermione and Fred/Angelina

Green Wing: Caroline/Mac (aka CaroMac)

Hollyoaks: JP/Craig, Jacqui/Tony, Elliot/Steph, Zoe/Darren

POTC: Will/Elizabeth

Casualty: From long ago but I loved them and cried when he died Lara/Patrick and also Bex/Luke

Hustle: Mickey/Stacey

Stories

Absence: Will update a.s.a.p

Adult Life: The twist and turns-Will update someday

Everbody has secrets- May update

Resuce: Completed one-shot

Lost Quotes

Charlie: So, what are you going to do? Hit me with your Jesus stick?

Sawyer: I got enough food now to open a chain of mini-marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?

Kate: Come on. You're going to see Jack.
Sawyer: Do I get a lollipop?

Sawyer: Swell, I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.

Jack: Stand up.
Sawyer: Why, you wanna see who's taller?

Sawyer: What are you going to do, splash me?

Eko - Charlie, do you know where the dynamite is?
Charlie (strumming on guitar) - No, but if you hum it I might be able to play it

After walking for ages and finally getting to the beach very far away
Libby- Hurley this is our beach
Hurley- No its not
Libby- yes it is...theres Jin

Sawyer has been complaining about headaches; Jack is examining him, and Kate is watching
Jack: Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?
Sawyer: What's that got to do with anything?
Jack: Is that a yes?
Sawyer: begrudgingly Yes.
Jack: Have you ever contracted a sexually transmitted disease?
Sawyer glares at him
Jack: I'll take that as another yes. When was the last outbreak?
Sawyer: Go to hell, doc.
leaves
Kate: I know he deserved it, but...
Jack: He needs glasses.

Ana-Lucia: You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?
Sawyer: You first.

Kate: Why did she call you James?
Sawyer: sighs 'Cause that's my name. Noticed somethin' else, too.
pauses, grins
Sawyer: You taste like strawberries.
Kate: You taste like fish biscuits.
(Cause I love Sawyer/Kate)

Jack: Yeah, I know, you love her.
Sawyer: What'd you say?
pause
Jack: What?
Locke: to Sawyer Any of this look familiar to you?
Sawyer: Oh look there's my favourite leaf. How could I forget this place?

Ramble over

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A New Fish In The Water by joylesswonder52 reviews
Marie Roberts moves to Hollyoaks to start a new life. At 21, the world is her oyster....But everything is not what it seems as someone is brewing up a storm... Can Marie settle in or does she get more than she's bargained for? Love. Lies. Trust. Friends.
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,785 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 8/26/2006
Impressionism by My Sharpie Is Green reviews
Sometimes she feels like she's drowning in the loneliness. ANGELINAxFRED [ONESHOT][POSTDH]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Angelina J., Fred W. - Complete
Those Left Behind by CaptainTish reviews
A series of vignettes focusing on the people left behind in our Lost characters' lives. NEW: Chapter 13 and 14 look into the void left behind by Juliet's and Desmond's disappearances.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Complete
Blood and Tears by SG1SamFan reviews
“My heart is unraveling like a ball of string, a little more gone with each turn of the hard rubber tires.” Set two months after “Déjà Vu”, but can stand alone. Claire POV. Clach. AU. Next part: “A Hero's Note”
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Claire B., Zach - Complete
She Smiled Back by Kesomon reviews
Season 3, Ten and Martha. Missing Scene from Ep1 Smith and Jones. DO NOT READ if you haven't seen the episode yet, MAJOR SPOILERS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Afterlife by latine reviews
James,' she said dreamily, her eyes still focused. 'Have you, you know, ever thought about .. death' It only took one question from Lily. [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
10 Ways to Tell if he's in Love by Skate-815 reviews
Skate oneshot. spoilers for the long con and eps that came before it. Sawyer reads another article after Kate leaves, just before the con begins. Will it tell him more about himself than he's ready to know?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Sawyer, Kate - Complete
Like A Bomb by Freelancer21 reviews
What happens after Kate goes back to her cage. ep 3.04
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
The Bonding Qualities Of Cherry Pie by Shinga reviews
After a particularly unlucky day, it's Kate's turn at the hatch. And Hurley is already there with a surprise. Set sometime in mid2nd Season. No pairings.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Kate, Hurley - Complete
Tears In Heaven by Catefaerie reviews
Oneshot in the aftermath of the explosion in the Dog... the ones who weren't there find out about it...
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
Playing Games by ICanStopAnytime reviews
The survivors enjoy life on the lighter side. Features Sayid, Kate, Sawyer, Locke, Jack, Libby, and others.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sayid, Kate - Complete
Beauty Queen of Only Eighteen by TASHAx reviews
Lily Evans is a beautiful teenage girl who is slowly crumbling on the inside thanks to her Fiancé. Can James save her? Can he see through her fake smiles? Or will he ignore her ever present tears...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,856 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Art of Getting Even by Insanity Strikes Thrice reviews
Postisland. So Kate owes Sawyer a favor. SKate. CHAPTER SIX FINALLY UP! Sawyer and company arrive on the island. A wrong assumption made by Libby potentially ruins Sawyer and Kate's future.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,422 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Kate, Sawyer
When Pig's fly by monsterme reviews
one shot! Her resovle was she'd never go out with him. Her favourite line was When pigs fly. But during potions class she found her resolve flying away... JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/16/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Connections by estrafalaria103 reviews
A ridiculous mockery of all the connections the characters on the show have with one another.Yes, I apologize, it's cruel and poorly written, but really. Ana working for Jack's dad? And calling him Tom? Come on!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Summer of Love by Greekchic reviews
Lily Evans heads to Greece with her best friend hoping to get rid of James Potter, but it turns out he's on his way too! Can Lily learn to love James before summer is over? Lots of drama and romance with 2 surprising people! Slight AU. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,651 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Numbers by BofBanoff reviews
Hurley reflects on what the numbers might mean to some of the other survivors. SawyerKate.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
Con by tocks reviews
A different kind of campfire game ensues. [Skate. One shot.]
Lost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
Crosses In The Sand by Terri16 reviews
Life doesn't stop for death, but someone will always remember the lost.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
When I was five I was a Princess by Weird Not Boring reviews
Lily Evans lived in a fantasy world where days were spent dancing around in Princess dresses and Mummy's and Daddy's didn't leave so much. LilyJames oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Here at the End by BofBanoff reviews
[Skate] When rescue comes, so do the FBI, and when one decides to shoot first and ask questions later, it could be fatal...
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
Three by katyana reviews
Jack, Rose and the ninth Doctor are inseparable and they know it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2005
The Ten Laws of a Job Well Done by IndianSummer reviews
One night, seven years before the plane crash, James Ford embarked on what he thought would be "just another" job. His mark was named Katherine Austin, and all he knew was she was the daughter of Peter Austin, who'd made his millions through shipping. He
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Sawyer, Kate
Glimpses of Paradise by Fair-Ithil reviews
A collection of drabble-like things centered around the men of Lost. Companion piece to Series of Definitions. COMPLETE.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
His Baby Boy by Genesis Woman reviews
Dr. Cox discovers something about Jordan's baby while baby-sitting.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2003
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Home reviews
The castaways all think about one thing: What five things do you miss the most?
Lost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 10/28/2006
Rescue reviews
The survivors of Oceanic flight 815 have finally been found and rescued. They're going home. Maybe though, not everyone wants to be rescued.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
Everybody Has Secrets reviews
Meet the HCC residents and follow them as the old welcome the new and they all adjust to student life. Watch as dark secrets come to life and passions are set alight. And people say students are boring.
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006
Adult Life: The Twists and Turns reviews
Out of Hogwarts and entering the start of a raging war, this story follows the marauders, Lily and co. as they learn that being an adult isn't all it's cracked up to be. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.