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Joined 11-27-05, id: 938605, Profile Updated: 07-07-11
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter.
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I'd Lie by Cheap Indifference reviews
Sometimes lying is all you can do to make someone feel better.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Dallas W., Darry C. - Complete
The Fine Art of Poisoning by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Blaise Zabini is eight years old when he witnesses his first murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Blaise Z., Mrs. Zabini - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Black Family Values by Estella May reviews
When eight year old Sirius decides that he's bored enough to do something good and ethical, he realizes that he has no idea how. The solution? He asks his cousins for advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Bookends by Solstice Muse reviews
Arthur Weasley kept trying to capture the perfect image of his family. One day he notices that all the photographers he had hired over the years were more interested in cutting them out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Arthur W., Ron W.
Summer Rain by Wild Magelet reviews
HPGW. When Harry reacts to her mother's 'hints' at the subject of marriage with a less than flattering bolt for the door, Ginny is less than impressed. Never mind that she has no desire to walk up the aisle herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,654 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by DailyProphetEditor reviews
You all know the famous chicken joke. Well, here's a small collection of answers provided by our favorite witches and wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 557 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Diagnosis, Dr Chiba? by Ala Verity reviews
Trying to balance a job at the hospital with Tsukino Usagi at home requires a head full of patience and...a little distinction. So when an up and coming baby threatens to meld the two worlds together, can Doctor Chiba become Daddy Chiba on demand? Rvsd!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions by Eggo Waffles reviews
Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
War Dead by Pasi reviews
Things didn't turn out quite the way Severus had planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
This Stony Pass by jncar reviews
When Remus leaves, Tonks starts to fall apart. With the unexpected help of Snape she begins to pull herself back together, but is left wondering how to move forward and how to help Remus when he keeps pushing her away. HBP sequel to The Rookie & Drifting
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,113 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Half Sick of Shadows by Oboe-Wan reviews
Summer before book 6, events of dawn and early morning following a full moon. Lupin checks in with a fellow member of the Order of the Phoenix after his transformation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,136 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
A Breath of Fresh Air by Ineffabilitea reviews
Arthur Weasley's first day at the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Arthur W. - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hogwarts' Unofficial Archives by MysticScribe reviews
Archive no.11. A damaged copy of the bestselling romance novel Tamer of her Heart, authored by romance novelist Fifi LaFolle. Rating higher than usual. Beware!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,544 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006
Schools of Thought by Perosha reviews
A long conversation between Albus Dumbledore and Igor Karkaroff that, regrettably, never took place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Albus D., I. Karkaroff - Complete
The Inevitable Ending by Super Ceech reviews
::Oneshot - written after book 6:: We all know it's coming... With what J.K. Rowling's given us so far, this is the ending we're headed for...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
The Invasion of Sodor! by Professor V reviews
In an attempt to modernise, the Island of Sodor gets its own tiny army squadren. The only problem is that the military vehicles have left their brains back at the battlefield, so to speak. How on earth will the engines cope?
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2005
Herpetology by Andrea13 and PersephoneKore reviews
Herpo the Foul, basilisk breeder of yore, winds up unconscious and nibbled by gnomes behind the Burrow. Ginny really finds Parselmouths in the oddest places, doesn't she?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,730 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Power of Names by Ninjette reviews
MWPP: A shopping trip in Knockturn Alley leads Wormtail to consider the possibilities of power.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
The Ballad of Two Moons and How They Fell by S. Thanatos reviews
Luna must have seen someone die to have seen the thestrals.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Luna L.
The Summer of the Phoenix by JolieBlack reviews
“We’ve set up Headquarters somewhere undetectable. It’s taken a while…” Remus Lupin to Harry in OotP - Here's the story of the rebuilding of the Order, bridging the gap between GoF and OotP from Sirius's point of view - all canon. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 78,638 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Two Worlds and In Between by Minerva McTabby reviews
A saga of the Potterverse in the 19th Century. Opens at Hogwarts in 1855, with the Dumbledore brothers and Julius Marvolo, grandfather of Tom Riddle. Pre-HBP AU. Muggle-born Dumbledores. No Gaunts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 59,162 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2002 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Albus D., Aberforth D.
The Speculum Curse by Hyphen reviews
It's the day before a big Quidditch game, and James is acting very strangely. Could it be a Slytherin curse? And can the other Marauders help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,854 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2001 - Published: 8/18/2000
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Book 7: Where the Fandom Fun Is Almost At an End reviews
How DH went down. Much mockery enclosed. Chapter Fourteen: Harry Potter and the Camping Trip of Hell and Hormones. Mainly Hormones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,501 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ron W., Harry P.
Balance reviews
Uproar in the Potter-Weasley clan. Ch. 1. "Teddy, I'm not going to flash my Auror badge for emergency transport to Greece just because James has developed hidden depths. I mean, I think the general consensus is going to be 'it's about time', isn't it?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - James S. P., Victoire W.
Riddikulus reviews
Various encounters between Remus Lupin and boggarts. 2/11.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,699 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Remus L., Peter P.
Noxing reviews
Hopelessly AU and discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,814 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Ted T., Lily Evans P.
Fatum Est Optimum Cum Paratum Vicarium reviews
Niger Lupinusque inter se melius intellegunt. “Opinari dies tuas referendi nemini perfacere etiam.” 1/1
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Latin - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
So Help Him reviews
The Half-Blood Prince, half-hearted and half-hardened at the beginning of his sixth year, and by the end of it neither. This fic formerly called "Advanced." Rendered AU by DH and not likely to be finished. 4/10
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,940 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Doom Is Best Served Vicarious reviews
Black and Lupin know each other entirely too well. And both are fourteen years out of practice in being around someone who can see right through them. This fic better known as the lesser-known, oft-neglected, original English version of "Fatum Est." 1/1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Awareness and Funds reviews
Why we haven’t heard much about S.P.E.W. lately. Set: 1996, 2006. Characters: p'wned!Hermione, gallant!Ron, Luna!Luna, and an almost-a-good-sort-this-time-around!Rita. Canonicity: DH barely put a scratch on it, even the post-war chapter! 2/2
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Holiday Plans reviews
It’s only their first year. They don’t really get Sirius yet. 1/1 -- Jan '09 -- Since virtually no one liked it, the ending has now been edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Stuff of Life reviews
Don’t be ridiculous, you can’t have this water – it’s full of Inferi, you worthless idiotic elf! Inferi, I say, tell me someone’s told you what bloody Inferi are!... Deathly Hallows canon'd this quite a bit. Whoops. 1/1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Regulus B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Shipshape reviews
And other S-dominated phrases nautical, needed to recreate Karkaroff’s state of mind in GoF. Olly-olly-oxen-free, all ye hordes of Poliakoff fans I know must be skulking out there. Also features Krum grunting a lot. 1/1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006 - I. Karkaroff, Viktor K. - Complete
Awrooooo! reviews
Zippy fun in Lockhart’s, erm, class. Colin Creevey has enthusiastically volunteered to play the role of the Wagga Wagga Werewolf. Ladies and gentlemen, the boy is a born thespian. One-shot, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Gilderoy L., Minerva M. - Complete
Carefree reviews
OotP and HBP. Fleur preens, Bill gets domesticated, Tonks becomes one of those sad hopeless cases, and Remus dissembles. Ah, yes, and Molly can't catch a break. Supporting cast of Weasleys. P.S. The pet dog and Dora warn you: this is pre-DH!canon. 4/4
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,102 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Fleur D., N. Tonks - Complete