Ivy-Parker
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Joined 11-28-05, id: 939340, Profile Updated: 04-06-08
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Torchwood, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

About my pen name: I was listening to ivy parker by Boykillboy when i created this account, ivy parker is not my name.

Age: 4,128,878,346...I was fed strange foods at birth, making me...old...

Home: Jupiter...if you fell for this...you are slightly dumb...get a proper education.

Stuff that I like...

Films: The Son Of Rambow ('It's like the flying dog in my dream!') POTC, Harry Potter, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Death Proof.

Books: Harry Potter!! YAY!! Jane Eyre, Testament of Youth, Trust me, I'm a (junior) doctor, etc.

TV Shows: Hollyoaks, the big bang theory, TORCHWOOD, doctor who, Vicar of Dibley, Scrubs!

Music: Lovers Electric, Bloc Party, Manic Street Preachers, Motorhead, Smashing Pumpkins, Something Corporate, Armor for sleep, and SO much more!

Pairings:Now the problem with the pairings that I like, is that either everybody hates them, or they happen really quickly, and then something comes along to muck it up. I.e. Jessica and Kris in Hollyoaks. I LOVED them, truly, but then they split up and Jess left! Another example, I loved Gwen and Owen together in Torchwood, Owen fell in love with that... -cough-BITCH-cough-... Diana, and died. Damn.

Real life friends on fanfiction: Pen-to-paper Scribble, xXxFluffy-pink-socks (all three of us have written a couple of stories together.) doctor-who-mad-gal and Kalishka.

so...yah.

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WTFudge by xXxFluffy-Pink-Socks reviews
Sequel to A Parental Guide. MAKES SENSE WITHOUT READING PREQUEL. Rosa's back, along with Brendan, the Marauders, Lily and Mary. Includes house parties with Slytherins, seven minutes in heaven and reunited relationships. SBOC. JPLE. OCOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,560 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Toast by quaint-little-categories reviews
There's lots of thing you can do with a toaster, Jack smirked. Ianto shook his head, No. No there's not.Jack discovers you can travel in time by sticking your hand in a toaster. But every now and then something goes wrong.Doctor Who xover
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2007
Just a Normal Day at the Hub by ZebbieCullen reviews
An average day at the Hub. AU
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
My Immortal by IWantToMarryJames reviews
After a huge fight, James decides that he is done with everything that has to do with her. And maybe that's all it takes. Oneshot, songfic to the song My Immortal by Evanescense. Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Sad, Sad Tale of an Arranged Marriage by The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM reviews
After Harry saves Ron's life, Mr and Mrs Weasley decided the only way to repay him is by giving him Ginny's hand in marriage. Chaos insues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
White Lilies by trixiaaaa reviews
COMPLETE! WHOO! Hermione receives white lilies from a complete stranger...hmm...really? Read & Review! THANKS FOR THE 900 REVIEWS GUYS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,009 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
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There May Be Difficulties With This reviews
OC- "To the BATMOBILE!" I screamed, Jack and Owen looked at me "No? Well you should call it that!" They SHOULD... Or at least make SUV stand for something cool... Like Sexy... I dunno... Sexy Jack Ianto Owen Mobile... No, wait.. That doesn't work
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
This Is What We Call A Tricky Situation reviews
I hate pirates. Always have done, always will do. I am happy with my house, my home and my husband, even if he snores. I have no desires to change my life. Which is tricky when people are forcing that to happen to me.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Not My Cup Of Tea reviews
The Torchwood 'lads' all meet up, and like any good Torchwood episode, it ends in some sort of disaster. One shot.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Yes, I do have issues reviews
Yes. So this is me, Captain John Hart. And I have plans, big plans for Torchwood... Well, I don't, but you get the picture.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,477 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Look past it reviews
Now... Are you going to be nice to each other? "Sirius asked, James nodded, and Lily gave him an evil look, "Evans, this is simple, you be nice, I release you, now! who's up for some scrabble? "Lily screamed, and dropped down onto the floor. JPLE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,774 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.