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Joined 06-27-17, id: 9398157, Profile Updated: 10-01-20
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

too adhd to write a fic I keep trying but always kinda wander off to do something else. if I do post something I'm most likely drunk so it will be crap. can't stand grammer nazis they should all be locked in a room and forced to watch milkchan till the end of days.

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Tom and Technology by sonderwrites reviews
Tom's girlfriend, Bellatrix, convinces Tom to buy a phone, but technology still doesn't seem to want to work even after torture...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/2/2020 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts by HaikenEdge reviews
Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 4,154 - Follows: 3,849 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Fay D. - Complete
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 4,043 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Red Knight by Demon Eyes Laharl reviews
When Ron Weasley realized he was reborn to the world with his memories mostly intact, he felt it was a second chance to do better. However, he slowly realizes that this world was different from his own. Making new friends and earning new enemies, he has to use his experience from his previous life not only to reach his goals, but also to survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 201,919 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 3,516 - Follows: 4,265 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Daphne G.
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Harry's Trek by kb0 reviews
During the final battle, Harry gets thrown into a new universe, landing on the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D. This should take place in about "season 4" of ST:TNG, but I'm not going to be strict about the timeline, using things and events as needed.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,125 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 7,364 - Follows: 2,164 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Have You Had Your Starship Captain Spayed or Neuted? by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Have you had your Starship Captain Spayed or Neutered? A public service announcement from the Q Continuum...
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
Dobby House Elf and the Popular Culture by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry makes the mistake of letting people around an impressionable poor house elf. Dobby takes his obsessions a little too seriously. Rating for violence. Yes, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Dobby, Harry P. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15900 - Favs: 10,476 - Follows: 7,996 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 480 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 758 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2428 - Favs: 4,833 - Follows: 4,061 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11536 - Favs: 22,659 - Follows: 7,969 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
too much effort reviews
the only thing that would make a nara put forth effort if the fear of having to put forth effort
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2020