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Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Chronicles of Narnia.


--About Me--


First off, I should find a new username...Oh, hi! Didn't see you there. I'm Stormy, the sister of Fireword. I can be blunt, but I'd like to think I'm a nice person deep down...don't know if I actually am a nice person, I'll leave that up to you :) I have many dreams, and even more ideas...but putting them down on paper hardly ever works. -sound of Huntress coughing in the background-

Hmm...what to put here...oh yeah, I support/belong to the PPC (Protectors of the Plot Continuum), I love chocolate, I love dinosaurs, I love centaurs, I love wolves...yadda yadda...oh, and I want to be a writer someday. Will prolly give this profile a big overhaul into something better looking on summer vacation...or not. Oh, and most of my original characters seem to be from Canada (Ottawa, Toronto, etc.) because:

a) I live in Canada

b) I have been to those places. Don't live there (technically:)), but I know them quite well.


Real name: ERROR_cannot compute

Nicknames: Stormtracer, The Girl Who Thinks Too Much, Err..., MirthfulTears, White Wolf

Age: Not polite to ask a lady's age :) Well...okay, fifteen.

Sex: Must...resist...putting in...Austin Powers quote. Also, you might perhaps note the 'lady' usage above.

Location: Canada. You know, where they milk caribou? ;D

Apperance: Why do you even want to know?...Do I even want to know WHY you want to know?

Weight: -snorts-

Favourite Manga/Animes: Rurouni Kenshin, Full-Metal Alchemist (I think it's on the same level as RK, I just found RK before), Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Bleach, Yu Yu Hakusho and Demon Diary (don't think there IS an Anime for this one...)

Favourite Book (Series): Toughie...either Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Twilight, Thief Lord, Inkheart/spell, Dinotopia or Chronicles of Narnia

Favourite Songwriter/Band and Song: D.E.M. (Enjoy the Silence), Switchfoot (Meant to Live, Dare You To Move) and a few others...

Favourite Movie: Duck Soup or Sunset Boulevard

Favourite TV Shows That Are Not Anime: Danny Phantom, Mystery Science Fiction Theater

Favourite Superhero (yeah, like you care:)): Spiderman

Love life: -laughs- that's funny. What is this 'love life' you speak of?

Current Inspiration: Truth


Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Stormtracer.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM(insert bishie here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.

If you ever tried to flame the living daylight out of some crappy fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like well-written Original Characters but hate Mary-Sues, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Stormtracer.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you didn't update all or one of your stories in a year, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

'Not to be rude, but I wasn't speaking to you.'

-The Fox, who then looks pointedly at Edmund (Narnia (the movie, actually))

'Tell him fine, there's no way I'm dying before you do, you morally bankrupt Colonel with a God complex.'

-Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

-Places I Go-

The PPC Board: A board dedicated to the PPC, obviously. I frequent it...frequently, so just come and say hi:)

Fireword's Profile: My sister's profile.

My Other Profile: Kind of speaks for itself...I have some Spirited Away and Fullmetal Alchemist fanfic here.

My Livejournal: Blah, blah, blah...

More will come soon!


December 16, 2010 - 2:12 PM

Just doing some spring (sorry, winter) cleaning.

Teh Ultimate Mary-Sue (Parody): (COMPLETE) Should have the revised version up by 2008. Art and other junk for it can be found here: Freewebs (aka my site)

This Lion's Had It: (ON HIATUS) It's kind of in revision/inspiration hell at the moment.

A Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed: (BEING REVISED) Because if any story needs it, this one does :\

(Click here for my MST3K fanfiction as well)

Use the talents you possess...for the woods would be silent if no birds sang except the best

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Trapped As A Mary Sue II by o0-Key-0o reviews
May the butchering of the canon continue, in 'The Two Towers.' The faceless evil now has a name, and her plot is only becoming more twisted. New: Chapter 7!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,053 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 6/28/2003
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8838 - Favs: 12,381 - Follows: 9,445 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
The Safest Place by jojoangel01 reviews
Sequel to 'Just one last dance'. Ran has to deal with Conan's amnesia..that's destined to cause troubles!..and POOR poor Heiji!..Why always him? Hehehehehe...The story is way too long to express everything in a short summary. Please read it! [Complete]
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,232 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M. - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
The Terrible Enemy by KowaretaTsubasa reviews
We are the Kurama Fangirls. The pretty boy is ours. We own your reputation. Any resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,781 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Kurama M.
Sayoko's Puppet by Yemi Hikari reviews
A fic about Sakon, Ukon and Sayoko. At this point in time, complete.
Ayatsuri Sakon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Sakon T., Ukon, Sayoko F. - Complete
The Samurai of Tomorrow by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Rurouni Kenshin x Inuyasha. Kenshin finds that he is the reincarnation of someone from the Feudal Era.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 112,509 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Kenshin
Mary Sue's Finest Hour by Kaia Sylvan reviews
Sick to tears of the typical fan fiction? Of Mary-Sue and her disgustingly cliche perfection? Tempted to drown her in a pool of overused adjectives used to describe her hair? Look no further.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 6/10/2002
Pipe Dream by Eggo Waffles reviews
Lucy comes to terms with her Faun fetish. Tumnus comes to terms with the fact that his teapot is broken. LucyTumnus parody... don't say you weren't warned.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
The True Meaning of Sacrifice by Lilithen reviews
2005 Moviebased, gapfiller. Tumnus rushed right into battle armed with only fists and courage. Suppose he didn't quite escape unscathed... A TumnusLucy friendship fic, hc, angst.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,312 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
A Faun's Tale by Sanaryelle reviews
This is Mr. Tumnus' story, set during the events of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. Acknowledgements added.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,946 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Tumnus, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Mysterious Fate by Cormak3032 reviews
A stranger from another realm joins the fellowship, unaware of what danger, love and heartbreak lies ahead. OC but NOT a Mary Sue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 179,142 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Narnia by Aisshe reviews
A Miss Cam-authorized OFUM spin-off. Prepare to be welcomed by a sword-fighting mouse and grouchy Marshwiggle, and to meet the acquaintance of the minis! Complete with learning through pain, and a multi-tasking course coordinator.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Complete
Gimli and Boromir Strike Back by Dodendans reviews
Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,319 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Boromir, Gimli
Against a Sea of Troubles by hakubaikou reviews
A red-haired, amber-eyed stranger washes up on shore in a small, seaside village.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,686 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Kenshin
Arod of Rohan by Arthien1188 reviews
Arod, depressed by the death of his master, meets Legolas. Vignette. BookFic. Features Arod POV, conversations between horses, and equine Pls. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Legolas
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11103 - Favs: 4,651 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
The Subway by DJ Caligula reviews
COMPLETE! In 1957 New York, Susan's past comes to haunt her and threaten her life. AU. Please read and review thanks!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,472 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Wish Fulfillment by Dwimmerlaik reviews
A girl falls into Middle-earth. Who sent her there? What will happen to her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Legolas
Lord Celeborn Kicks Butt, with Style by Katharine Faith reviews
The third in the Kicks Butt series. A Sue of questionable parentage makes the mistake of intruding upon Celeborn's melancholy after Galadriel's departure for Valinor. Final edit complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Kuwabara's Contemplation by Kuwabaralover reviews
Everyone knows most of the YYH fans simply hate Kuwabara. But... what if Kuwabara found out? This is what I think he would say back. This fic are for people who hate him and who like him.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2003
Trapped As A Mary Sue by o0-Key-0o reviews
Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
The Most Interesting Adventures of Maeluiwen by Jen Littlebottom reviews
Introducing The Most Interesting Adventures of Maeluiwen, Warrior Princess, a Story of Some Small Merit, But Which May be of Interest to Certain Persons. Concerning a Most Tragic Romance and also Some Boobies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 4/1/2003
QUARANTINED by shirebound reviews
Late one night, Gandalf brings a very ill Ranger to the closest refuge, Bag End, knowing that Bilbo is immune to this illness... but Gandalf is unaware that a tweenager is now living there. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,237 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Bona Fide Legolas Kicks Butt by Katharine Faith reviews
Sequel of sorts to "Good King Thranduil Kicks Butt." A Sue encounters Book!Legolas. Rating for a rather grisly demise... hee... Final edit complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Complete
Good King Thranduil Kicks Butt by Katharine Faith reviews
A Sue and some accomplices learn the error of their ways. Rating is for some violence...and some deaths...hee hee hee... Final edit complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Complete
AVALANCHE by shirebound reviews
An avalanche on Caradhras leaves Frodo hurt and Pippin in shock. While Pippin tries to regain his shattered courage, Legolas and Boromir begin to realize their importance to the Fellowship. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,821 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/17/2003 - Published: 10/5/2002 - Frodo B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Torenza reviews
AU. Inuyasha has been a captive all his life - and he finally escapes, but at a price. Kagome happens to find him washed up on her beach, blind, and must do anything and evrything in her power to help him get his sight back. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,541 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/26/2002 - Published: 9/4/2002 - Complete
The Story of Legolas and Enóreth by CNell reviews
A follow-up to The Fanfic Lounge. Can Legolas get through this twisted fairy tale without losing his sanity? Please R&R. Heck yeah she's a Mary Sue. Flame me. I dare ya.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,516 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Legolas
Taken Far Too Literally by GreyLadyBast reviews
Mary Sue thought she was safe once she outgrew her teens. Follow as she finds out why fanfic is much better onscreen than in person. Rated for VERY foul language, so be warned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,948 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2002 - Published: 2/13/2002
Mary Sue, Sue Mary and the Broken Plot Continuum by Nath reviews
Mary Sue and Sue Mary finally dared to go to Middle Earth now the original PPC were no longer hunting their kind. A wise decision?!? - Completed (minor edits 30/04/2003)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,096 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2002 - Published: 5/12/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3164 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
A Maiden From a Distant World by CNell reviews
A modern-day girl is dropped into Middle-earth. How will the Fellowship react? Please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2002
Clan of the Cactus by mulberry reviews
[BEEEEEP] We interrupt your PPC experience for this special news bulletin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2002 - Published: 3/14/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 268 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Teh Ultimate Mary Sue Parody! reviews
Here's a thought: What if LotR characters could occasionally resist Mary Sues? After reading several badfics, I wondered what the results would be. So I wrote this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,680 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
This Lion's Had It! reviews
Sick of the ‘girl meets Peter, Edmund, etc. and then they fall in luuurv’ storyline? Feel like giving her a good kick? Well, you aren’t does Aslan.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Aslan
A Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed reviews
What happened to the fox? Did he stay there, forever to remain a solemn reminder of the hundred year winter? Or perhaps…did he not? [movieverse, although sort of bookverse if you squint]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete