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Joined 11-29-05, id: 940185, Profile Updated: 07-20-11
Author has written 50 stories for RENT, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, House, M.D., South Park, Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd, Across the Universe, Life With Derek, Camp Rock, and Twilight.

Life's too short to sit around and do nothing. Instead, sit down and write your heart out. It's the best therapy you can ever get, and it's the cheapest.

Don't forget, no matter what life throws at you, an honest smile is the best weapon you have.

If someone insults you, the best way to hurt them back is to say 'I hear what you're saying. I hope that you find inner peace one day and that you have a wonderful life.'


Sit back, grab some gin or any other drink that you enjoy drinking while reading, and enjoy my 'masterpieces'.

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Gotta Love a Double Life by luvedance reviews
Hermione does research for her Psychology of Wizard Sexuality class and decides she would like to try out being a dominatrix. Working under the name Kiva, Hermione begins to lead a glamorous double life. But what happens when Draco falls in love with her? Does she tell him? Does she quit Kiva and go back to being just Mione? Non DH compliant, EWE, rated M for later chptrs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,670 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Letting in Evil by Michelle Berger reviews
Satan will give Damien anything he wants for his sweet Sixteen, and Damien wants Pip Pirrup. However, Damien's presence slowly tears away every good aspect of Pip's life, driving Pip to the breaking point and back. [Damien x Pip] [BDSM warning]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,179 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Pip P., Satan
Roger Davis: Owner's Guide and Manual by TakeMeOrLeaveMe2010 reviews
Congratulations! You are the proud owner of a ROGER unit! Inspired by ParallaxRider's Pirates of the Caribbean ones.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Roger D. - Complete
Feelings Change by cupcakes-20 reviews
James was in love with her from the start. As for Lily, yeah she hated him. When he finally got her to see it his way they became inseperable, except when Sirius was around of course... he loved ruining the moment! LJ OCS OCR R&R Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,763 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Over The Moon by MoowitMi324 reviews
This is the sequel to What You Own and the Thrid story in The Crush Saga! See how our boho couples face some serious issues and find out how far thay have to go over the moon to fix their problems COMPLETE!
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 37,339 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Mark C. - Complete
If You Give Maureen A cowbell by LovesRoger reviews
C'MON YOU ALL KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT :D
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Maureen J. - Complete
Kyo by Ami DragonHeart reviews
Kagome saves a young hanyou, who starts regarding her as his mother, but what happens when this little hanyou decides one parent just isn't enough? KagInu. Does contain lemons
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,122 - Reviews: 2695 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Where Do Babies Come From? by hippy.intellect reviews
When Steve Majors has a question, insanity and awkward silences follow for Brad, Janet, Dr. Scott, Columbia, Eddie, Magenta and Riff Raff. Rated for implied sexual content at the end.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
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Marry You reviews
Hermione wanted to meet the guy, fall in love and then get married. She had no idea that things would happen JUST a bit differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,999 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Mystery of the Missing Shoes reviews
Mimi's lost her shoes! Oh no! Will the Bohemians ever figure out who took them?
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Mimi M., Roger D. - Complete
If I Never See You Again, I'd Die Happy reviews
Mitchie and Shane were best friends and neighbours, and then Mitchie moved away. Years later, they meet again at Camp Rock. Will they remember each other at all?
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 67,483 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G.
Shuffle Challenge reviews
I had to do this... Just a bunch of songs with stories and blah blah, you know how it goes... Most are smitchie!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Shane G., Mitchie T. - Complete
Yellow Butterfly reviews
Were the angels that lonely? Couldn't they suffice for anybody else? There's a tragedy in the Cullens' lives. Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Skin ID: 14 46 32 reviews
Edward tries to find out his skin ID... if he even has one. Does he?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High Heels, Red Dress reviews
There are many reasons NOT to play Truth or Dare with Shane, and this is one of them.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Jason, Shane G. - Complete
Inked reviews
Who knew that sharpies could do so much? Jason X OC Sadie
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Jason - Complete
When you give a hyper author a computer reviews
TOTAL PARODY! Be warned, Camp Rock lovers, you may hate me after this! Shane cleans his fishbowl and then something happens, but WHAT? RANDOM STUFF, THAT'S WHAT!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Every Sperm is Sacred reviews
Nate and Jason have a little 'talk' of sorts. Incest is not a sin, people! Jate... Don;t like the pairing, don't read
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Jason, Nate - Complete
Michelle reviews
A young, beaten up woman comes to move in with our favorite characters and catches the eye of a certain blonde male. Will sparks fly, or will punches? I'm not telling you. Read and find out. btw... It's POST-ATU
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008
Roger's Blue Banana reviews
Co written with Breathe From Your Hoo Hoo. Roger and Mark don't remember what happened last night at the Rocky Horror Picture Show... what are they gonna do? Read and find out! HIATUS!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,269 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Mark C., Roger D.
10 Little Drabbles, 10 Little Songs reviews
So, I know that I will not get tagged for the Ipod Challenge thingy... so... I tag myself: I was bored... so yeah... r&r... some of them are actually cute. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Someone Stole a Cookie From The Cookie Jar reviews
Based on the famous bus game. Someone stole a cookie and Edwin tries to find out who. Reviews are welcome, good or bad. Review and you get the stolen cookie!
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Casey's Mom reviews
So, we've all heard the song 'Stacy's Mom' well... Derek has a thing for CASEY'S mom. Told from Derek's POV... Songfic... yadda yadda yadda... disclaimer inside...
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Poke reviews
When the CSIs are in high school, and their normal teacher is replaced by the nurse, how will they cope with some sex ed?
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
POLYJUICE! reviews
No, I did not put this in the wrong category. Max and Jude try to find a way to do something that's too mature to put in a summary
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
41 Ways To Get Rid Of Max’s Atrocious Moustache reviews
A list of ways to get rid of Max's big stupid moustache. Some are silly, some are serious, all are slightly funny in some twisted way
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Pixie Fairy reviews
Jude hits Max on the head with a golf ball and Max goes all wonky... uh oh! What'll happen? If you read, you'll find out
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Now I Know My ABCs reviews
A bunch of little shorts with every letter of the alphabet... and of course, South Park
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007
Not A Mistake, A Technicality reviews
What would happen if Luke Blade got off on a technicality? And what happens when he meets Flack's little sister? Will sparks fly? Rating MAY change... key word... MAY! Better than it sounds... I promise!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Don F.
We're reviews
Mark and Roger have some exciting news for everyone... oh what could it be? Birthday present to Breathe From Your Hoo Hoo
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Johanna Senses reviews
Anthony's Johanna senses are tingling! Oh, what's a striping young lad such as himself supposed to do? PURE CRACKFIC!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Dear Journal reviews
Toby writes in his Journal about his day... TobyXPirelli... Kind of almost smutty. You have been warned. Written for Michelle Berger
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
I Feel Pretty reviews
Just a little thought that me and my friend had when we were talking about Sweeney Todd. SONGFIC. First Sweeney fic... you don't have to be nice if you dont wanna
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Urges reviews
Harry talks to Ron about his 'urge' to do a certain something... written with friend, Bemily. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Hots For Justin Timberlake reviews
Danny gets a little self conscious while watching the ever so famous SNL skit... better than it sounds... I PROMISE! DL all the way! Oh what fun it is to write about Danny and Lindsay today!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Guardian Angel reviews
She’s gonna be there for your first word, first step, first booboo, first everything. She’s gonna be you’re guardian angel.' CHARACTER DEATH
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Danny M. - Complete
The Life and Times of Evangeline Messer reviews
Mor exciting than the title. it's a bunch of stories about what happens in Danny and Lindsay's lifes when they have a daughter... tres funny... rated for chapter 1... stupid Flack... Sequel to Truth, Dare, Double dare, Promise to repeat, Rainbow?
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,250 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
I Want You Suck My Balls reviews
Takes place during Imaginationland, part 1. Cartman wants Kyle to suck his balls... Song from Across The Universe Soundtrack
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Eric Cartman - Complete
The Mysterious Ticking Noise reviews
You all know the famous Potter Puppet Pals skit, now, here it is, CSI: NY version! Please R&R!
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
The Mystery of the Missing Pants reviews
Roger's pants went missing... What's a guy to do? Kind of a sequel to the sparkle mystery. Dedicated to Breathefromyourhoohoo
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Roger D., Mimi M. - Complete
The Mystery Of The Missing Sparkles reviews
Mark lost his sparkles... oh where in the world can they be? Dedicated to my dear friend, Nikki, aka Sparkles. ONESHOT
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
We Wish You A Merry Pipmas reviews
Pip usually never has anything or anyone for Christmas, but this year might be different. DAMIENXPIP slight OOC, rated to be safe
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Pip P., Satan - Complete
Movies Pineapple Popcorn and Pip do Not Mix reviews
Basically, everyone goes to Cartman's house to see HSM2.... better than it sounds... rated for language
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person reviews
House gets a suprise visit from an aquaintance and they have a battle of wits... who will win? The phsycho person of course! PS THEY'RE BOTH PHSYCHO
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2007 - G. House - Complete
Meeting Montana reviews
First in the Montana series. Co written with MesserMontana4ever. Lindsay goes on a trip to New York and gets left behind. What's a girl to do? Slightly AU and of course... DL ALL THE WAY! Takes place in 1994
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,928 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M.
Behind Closed Doors reviews
What happens behind Danny & Lindsay's closed bedroom door? That's what Stella'd like to know...
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Lindsay M., Danny M. - Complete
Deleted Scenes reviews
These are the deleted scenes of The Life and Times of Evangeline Messer... you might not get it if you haven't read The Life and Times of Evangeline Messer
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M.
Truth Dare Double Dare Promise to repeat Rainbow? reviews
Truth Dare Double Dare Promise to repeat Rainbow? That is the question. A game of truth or dare gone wrong. DL of course. Kind of a sequel to 'Stuck in the Elevator Shaft' but you'll get this even if you haven't read it yet... rated for language
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
My Dead Cat reviews
A little poem dedicated to my dead cat Matt, who will never be forgotten. I LOVE YOU MATT! Danny's POV.
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Danny M. - Complete
Don't Flash That Stupid Smile reviews
SLASH! DannyFlack. Danny and Flack get into a fight and Danny decides to cool off with some music. Better than it sounds
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Danny M., Don F. - Complete
MSN Talk 101 reviews
Lindsay's confused. Danny gives her a little 'MSN talk 101' Danny's the teacher. Lindsay's the student. Studenteacher relationships are frowned upon. Let 'em frown. Better than it sounds. DL ONESHOT
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Cell Block Tango reviews
Crossover with CS: NY. It's basically the csi girl singing Cell Block Tango, from Chicago...
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Stuck in the Elevator Shaft reviews
What would happen if Danny and Lindsay were stuck in an elevator shaft together? I don't know either. Basically, you have to read to find out. DL with a hint of SMacked
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Mimi and the Spork reviews
So we all know the story of beauty and the beast, and RENT, but what happens when u melee them together with a spork, you get MIMI AND THE SPORK!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Mimi M., Roger D.
The Muffin Song reviews
So we all know Sisqo's famous thong song... so what were to happen if Eric Delko, a muffin, and the Thong Song came into contact? Read and find out!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Elmo Knows reviews
Roger buys a present for his niece and all hell breaks loose. what shall the bohemians do? COMPLETE!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Roger D. - Complete
Incomplete reviews
Mimi dumped Roger for Collins and Roger finds a song while he's drunk and sings it! So0o0o0 RANDOM!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
The Truth About Energy Bars reviews
Cowritten by hippy.intellect. Roger finds a mysterious energy bar next to his bed. What shall happen? We do not know. Actually we do... but you don't! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete