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Author has written 8 stories for Teen Titans, Megas XLR, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Halo.

Who I am: No one

Where I'm from: No where

What am I currently sitting in?

No one knows.

However, I am a male and I hail from New Zealand which, if the Earth were a statue, would be the fig-leaf.

I originally joined the site to expunge a selection of Teen Titans fanfics off my computer and out into the world.

Now I look back at them and wonder what I was thinking and who was beating me with a stick at the time. However I figure its worth leaving them up for reasons of nostalgia and because losing the "Author has written X4 stories for..." would kind of suck.

I like to think my works have matured a lot since then or, if not, then at least gotten long enough not to be so obvious.


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Lighter Moments on the Dutchman by Jedipati reviews
This is a series of one shots that will tell about the lighter times on the Dutchman. These stories will range from Pre movies to Post movies, or into AU territory. New Chapter: The Turner family has an unexpected ancestor. AU!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,194 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Will T., Davy Jones
Stuck on an Island by anotherblastedromantic reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow finds himself stuck on an island again... but this time he is trapped with a few other characters: Legolas Greenleaf, Violet Baudelaire, Artemis Fowl, and even Van Helsing. Madness ensues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,087 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Impey by Imsi reviews
A wounded Elite child is found stranded upon a human planet that at the moment is being brutally attacked by the Covenant. One marine does the unthinkable: he rescues it. Perhaps there are still marines out there who hold on to their humanity and idiocy.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,181 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Oh No, Not Again by Quirel reviews
The Master Chief has fought thousands of enemies, seen hundreds of worlds. He has encountered the great mysteries of the Galaxy, and he has defeated them all. What he could never figure out is why some Grunts scream 'Not again' shortly before death.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Christina by soulguard reviews
Good Little Girls do as they are told. Good little girls do their jobs. But what is a good Little Girl? Enter the world of Bioshock and the mind of one Little Sister, and her favorite Rosie Bouncer.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,754 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Midnight Mayhem by Dude13 reviews
Unfortunately for a few house residents, absolute chaos never sleeps [oneshot].
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Mac, Frankie - Complete
Prove It by Dude13 reviews
A caretaker's harmless joking involuntarily turns an outing at the zoo into an unfortunately absurd dilemma. [Oneshot]
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Frankie, Bloo - Complete
Dating Woes by Dude13 reviews
In the midst of raising an eight year old along with a full time job, a certain caretaker's romance experiences have been turning out to be... less than satisfactory, to say the very least. [Four oneshot fics]
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,859 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Frankie, Mac - Complete
An Honest Mistake by Dude13 reviews
A certain redheaded caretaker has the misfortune of making a grave misperception.[Oneshot]
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Frankie, Mac - Complete
La Belle Dame Sans Merci by ghettopeach reviews
Davy Jones has heard the cries of shipwrecked Bootstrap Bill Turner. But what if someone else gets there first?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Tangle with Death by Dude13 reviews
In this world, there are perhaps few places more extraordinarily harsh and unforgiving than the kitchen...[Oneshot]
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Frankie, Mac - Complete
User Beware by Dude13 reviews
Or, why it's better to stick to indoor plumbing instead. [Oneshot]
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Frankie, Mr. Herriman - Complete
First Encounters by Dude13 reviews
A babysitting job suddenly goes absurdly wrong for a fourteen year old redhead and her lanky crimson companion.[Oneshot]
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Frankie, Wilt - Complete
The Best Part of Waking Up is Foster's in Your Cup by Dude13 reviews
Its probably better to drink orange juice in the morning instead, as shown by a eight year old little boy's unexpected rampage.[Oneshot]
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Hunt For The Golden Mermaid by Meegsie St James reviews
An angry Captain pursues a sly girl pirate, this girl pirate happens to be the unknown teenage daughter of none other than Captain Jack Sparrow. How will Jack take to hearing he has a daughter? Will he dismiss her or help save her life?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,704 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Vader's diary by raveen92 reviews
Something i found at gamefaqs and wanted to share.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,985 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Darth Vader - Complete
A Series of Ghostly Events by mdizzle reviews
Sunny, Violet, and Klaus are going to go and live with their Uncle Jack, who as it turns out actually is related to them. Will they find out Danny's secret? read and find out. Also there is plenty of Olaf bashing
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Klaus B., Violet B., Count O., Danny F.
Blooregard's Inferno by Dude13 reviews
When it's all said and done, some mishaps are probably best left forgotten. [Oneshot]
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Bloo - Complete
Labels by Proponent of EVO reviews
Bruce, Clark, the Flash, and a LabelMaker. C'mon, you know you're interested. Read it!
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
My Box of One Shot stuff by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
Even the Teen Titans aren't always on the job.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,772 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
The Mall of Shopping by IrvingZissman reviews
COMPLETED Set after the events of Switched. Raven caves in and finally agrees to attend the mall of shopping with everyone's favorite Tammaranian. Just simple humor here, folks. No slash or anything.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Winner Takes All or Nothing to Lose by playboydojo reviews
The Master of Games abducted Starfire, Terra and Raven at the end of Season 2's Winner Takes All. Silliness ensues.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005
ASP 1 by Jonn Wood reviews
When the Titans are threatened by a Mary Sue, who can save them? Why, only a member of the AntiSue Police, of course!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Marks by Sinead Rivka reviews
She was the MasterDancer D'reshnaa, daughter of the High Elder Grth'trommee. He was the influential and popular GoldCommander Zhan'kirimee, a master of warfare and swordplay. They were betrothed, to be wed as soon as Zhan'kirimee was home from his latest
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2005
Green Worm by Avelynn Tame reviews
The Doctor makes a teeny tiny mistake. Ninth Doctor & Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
Childhood Innocence by RaeaWolf reviews
They're so cute when they're young.
Megas XLR - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/10/2005
Monstrous by Talyn reviews
Mr. Incredible faces the worst that humanity can produce. Can you fight a monster without becoming a monster yourself? Rated R for graphic violence, and implications of much worse. Reader discretion strongly advised.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Complete
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Domestic Affairs reviews
A selection of short stories featuring the Master Chief and the Arbiter attempting to comprehend the universe. Well, bits of it anyway. Not a slash. Remember to R&R on your way out.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,330 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/4/2006
How to get Killed by a Warthog reviews
We all know it, we all love it, but what happens when it gets used wrong? You never let anyone else drive it again, that's what. Oneshot fic, rated for a some bad language and small amount of violence. And improper use of jeep.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Two's Sad Company reviews
Everyone needs a friend. Even a manically depressed robot.Read, review and repeat where neccesary. :P One Shot.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Keep Away reviews
One Shot, a random idea I had on the spur of the moment.Coop and an old bully. If you're still reading this then you aren't reading the story. You may do so now.
Megas XLR - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Complete
Mistress of Chaos reviews
The chaos has begun. Ravens older sister is preparing for a global takeover. Just becaue she can. Pairings are RobxStar, BBxTer, KittenxFang, CheshirexSpeedy, RorekxRae. No.4 in the Raes family series
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,449 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Raven - Complete
Kaylin reviews
Raven travels into another dimension with an old friend from Azarath. And the Titans get dragged in too. Pairings are, BBxTerra, RobxStar, RorekxRae. No.3 in the Ravens Family series.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,383 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Raven, Arella - Complete
Wraithe reviews
Ravens sister arrives at the tower. And Ravens not happy about it.Better then it sounds. Pairings BBxTerr RobxStar RobxWraithe Slight RobxRae. No.2 in the Ravens family series.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Darkstorm reviews
Something from Ravens past comes back to haunt her. And only Beastboy seems to care. No real pairings but BBxRae friendship. Rated for safety. No.1 in the Ravens family series
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
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