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Joined 11-30-05, id: 940809
Author has written 13 stories for Gilmore Girls, Pirates of the Caribbean, and House, M.D..

Mmkay. So, I implore you to ignore anything that came before "Holding Hands," because that was all written ages ago (as far as I'm concerned) and to be honest I'm quite ashamed -- although rather floored at the same time. I'm currently unable to keep a plot throughout a single story, so I also implore you not to laugh at my futile attempts... -wipes rust from fingers-

I read fanfictions for House, Bones, Gilmore Girls, and the occasionally outsider sneaks in, most often Harry Potter (of course!) I'm probably not as old as you think I am, for the record, judging by conversations I've had -- you've been warned, lol. I'm not quite as eloquent when simply being me opposing some random character I borrow to write a fic...Hm. I am not English. Heh. If you see any extra u's appearing in words, blame my English class and a liking for English literature. Anyways. My favorite ships are Cameron/House, Booth/Bones, Luke/Lorelai...And so yeah. I never read anything else, heh. I cannot stand HouseOC stories, HouseStacy, or HouseCuddy. Just the way it is. Don't quote me on it, but if those ever come true, I will swallow a stick of dynomite followed by a bonfire or something. Maybe I'll get creative, who knows, really? I hate BrennanZach stories. Can you say pedophilia? Not really, but hey. Uhm, well, yeah.

I write fanfictions when I feel like my own source of reading/viewing material isn't holding up. You'll get a new story when I feel like the latest episode simply bites that bad, or if I watch a repeat and think of something I'd like to change. I may write a fanfiction when I've gone through all the fanfictions worth reading (in my humble opinion, atleast) and am lacking something to do. More than likely they're written on the back of a worksheet during math class, so don't expect Shakespeare, loves!

I currently have no idea what I want to do with my life. Right now I'm leaning towards hobo outside of a local Starbucks, but this is liable to change depending on the day. I love to write though often doubt my own prowess -- it all sounds so much better in my head or whilst I'm typing it up. After I reread it I go crazy with revisions I'm too lazy to make... So! If you'd like to see me become something other than a hobo you'll tell me in a review or email or message or whatever. Even if you think I'm best suited to be a hobo you'll tell me. It's all about honesty, after all. (Not really.)

"Action is eloquence,"
Averse (Spontaneity)

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I Am House by BabyHouse reviews
An English assignment that actually turned out pretty well. It's a dramatic monologue in poetry format about everyone's favorite doctor.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/12/2006 - G. House - Complete
Potassium and Water by treacle-antlers reviews
...' They told me you're the best diagnostician in the country. ' He closes one eye, ' Did they also tell you how I feel about suck ups? ' HouseCameron
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
We Are Stardust, We Are Golden by adrift reviews
In the darkness, his eyes are a dark navy color, swirling with emotion. [LL]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Luke D., Lorelai G.
Almost by keylish reviews
He was just like all the others. Nothing special. And she almost had herself convinced. LLoneshot. COMPLETE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Delicate Pieces by Samantha-Caldwell reviews
“She stands very straight, shoulders squared, fists at her sides, like she is ready to go into battle. She is bracing herself.” LL, big on the angst.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,849 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
The Driver by Mrs Dionysius O'Gall reviews
It doesn't take Jenna Jameson to figure out what the heck she's doing to him... Observations of the limo driver. Fill in scene for 'Blame Booze and Melville'.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Hedge Clippers are the Path to Love by Muffin Is Injured reviews
I know you've been marking the days on your calender. I'm baack! An AU, surpisingly not a WITWI. What if a fan visited Stars Hollow and did a little matchmaking? You're curious, no? JavaJunkie. Cut, end scene, and print.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,516 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Sanctuary by AliCatter reviews
Lorelai can't get started.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,275 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Luke D., Lorelai G.
And What a Happy Holiday it is by Muffin Is Injured reviews
Here it is, the longawaited one shot to tide you over for your Muffinpangs while I gallavant around Europe without you. It's a What in the World if? fic on 210, Bracebridge Dinner... and GASP it now goes differently! What a CONCEPT! JavaJunkie.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
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Doctor Milton Bradley reviews
...'We'll ask eachother questions. About anything. After you answer you take a shot.' 'You should work for MiltonBradley,' he responds with a roll of his eyes, but he sits down his glass and she knows he has conceded.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 12/29/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House
Saccharine reviews
You taste the cotton candy he bought and rightfully stole, all sugary and sticky. Beneath the saccharine warmth is something more bitter, something with a tang. Spices, you think. And then you realize it is him you are tasting and not the candy. HC
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/28/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Holding Hands reviews
There was no holding hands with Gregory House. There were no whispers of sweet nothings, no quixotic picnics in the park. One Shot, House&Cameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/9/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Dawning Hours reviews
The infamous Jack Sparrow lurks on the deck of the Black Pearl in the early hours of the morning. [oneshot]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
PYA Spells Jail reviews
[LLJJ] Your favorite Gilmore Girl is sixteen years old, and blew it with Mr. & Mrs. Stalin. Lorelai's been shipped to PYA, a boarding school hours from home. At the same time, Stars Hollow's Luke Danes is accepted into the school on a baseball scholarship
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
You smell good reviews
Smooth. That's the only word to describe Luke after a sick Lorelai spends an afternoon sleeping in his bed. Of course she's gone before he goes up there, but many thoughts lead to many discoveries.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
Every Second reviews
Every second... He paused, kissing her gently between each phrase. Of every minute...of every hour...of every day...of every week...of every month...of every year I thought about you.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
Thank you, Luke reviews
Richard dies in the hospital, leaving the Gilmore's in pieces. Luckily, Luke is there to step in when Lorelai needs a shouler to lean on. JJLL, but, well, duh.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Winter Wonderland reviews
She'd missed the intriguing blue of his eyes, the loving gleam she often caught in their depths if she caught him off guard. She'd missed the way it felt to have his arms around her, and the feeling of absolute bliss when his kissed her.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
I Saw Mommy Kissin' Santa Claus reviews
The town elder's have decided children lose faith in Santa too soon. In order to restore belief, they've roped Lorelai's boyfriend into playing Santa Claus and visiting houses. But Max's car breaks down, leaving only one person to deliver the treats...and
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
If Only reviews
If only Lorelai weren't so obviously in love with that other man. If only the snow could be as good to him as it was to her. If only things had been different. If only...
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Twice The Fun reviews
So, it's official. I suck at titles AND summaries. Yay. Anyway, just an extension of what I think should have happened at the Stars Hollow Museum in the 5th Season. one shot
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
Smiles reviews
Ever since they met, Lorelai has made it her goal to let that little smile of Luke's that hides behind his grumpy facade whenever they do their daily arguing over her caffine intake show... One Shot
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete