Author has written 11 stories for Glee.
My Name is SouthernChoChang formerly known as ColossusSolaris, or EvenstarofRivendell. I am Canadian.
My O.C is Solaris she has been banging around in my head for months and will hopefully go down on paper eventually. Solaris is either Scott Summers/Cyclops neice or sister depending on the story, For those of you who don't understand this. X-Men people X-Men!! Solaris is also my Harry Potter O.C's marauder name she is also waiting to be typed up eventually. Solaris is also the name for my character Kai Graham in a joint Harry Potter fanfiction I am in the proccess of writing with csibutterfly530 and TB15.
Favourite Genres & Couples
Lord of the Rings
Harryx Hannah Abbot
Chronicles of Narnia
If well written!!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Bakura's Reflection, FlyingDutchRattlesnake, Yami's darkmagician girl, Reshea Elle Lawliet, OperationSputnik, Criminally Insane Hermit, CSIvHP11, csibutterfly530, SouthernChoChang(CollossusSolaris)
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the one who can't accept myself.
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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Evenstar of Rivendell(CollossusSolaris)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST havea problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (cause you know not wanting skin cancer is SO stupid)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I take KARATE so I MUST want to beat you up
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
Copy, Paste, and Bold all the ones that refer to you.
Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong:
I can't believe I have to write this but due to complaints: This is a joke in SUPPORT of gay marriage. I agree they should have the right everywhere, like they do in my country. OKAY!!
1) Being gay is not natural. Real American's always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3)Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and
can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans
Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Over eyebrow chicken pox
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Harry Potter and Chronicles of Narnia Posters
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I talk in my sleep
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Instrumental and classical, alternative
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 5:19 P.M.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? More Chocolate Digestives
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Naptime and JK/SK... actually any thing in the primary level
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?Laptop, ipod, books
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'7ish
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? yup
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? I NEED to see!
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? StarKid Productions
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't like perfume... at all
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? No Preference
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Does that require getting married??
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? None good old water
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Chocolate
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? hundreds, they are the snack that smiles back:)
21: WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? a hand- drawn picture
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Do actors count? 'cause then it's Daniel Cudmore
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Um.. I don't buy specific brands if it's pretty..
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yeah
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? An Akita x Yellow Lab, and a Black Lab, an orange tabby, a grey tabby, a grey spotted tabby, and lots of fish
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Probably
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? In person
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 42
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes cause we are so smart jks
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? my friend TB15
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? IM talk in FanFics ex: I luv u
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES?. I don't live in the United States
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Math
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Nope
37. FIRST JOB? Dollar Store (never work in one so ... much.. cleaning)
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? um... yeah
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Reading Fanfiction
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? my eyes(not like I could choose them or something)
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No Thankfully
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? To see The Voyage of The Dawn Treader
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 0
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?. Yeah
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Herbal Essences
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Nope
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham
52. ANY BAD HABITS? I leave books 1/2 finished everywhere
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Brittney Spears
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Nopeeeeeeeee
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Yeah I wish I could say no:(
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Karate
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My Grandpa's House
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My little Green Teddy
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? a lot
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yeah
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No, I don't Reeeaalllyy
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Someone who treats their family right will treat you right
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Kai, Solaris, Ky, Needham, Klutz, Wiley, Katie
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Let's Lumos
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? I don't watch T.V.
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Idk lol
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Funky Chunky Chocolate (local Ice Cream place)
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah wait 1.2.3..4...5.6..7..8..9...20
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Thursday night
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Wait... Hey lookie there!!
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I CAN'T DRIVE:(
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? sure go ahead it takes a looooonnnggg time.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? I may lose everything- Ministry of Magic
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my Grandma
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Height I have a lot of short friends I need taller ones.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Not The End-Roonil Wazlib
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? My brothers
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? October- pretty trees!!
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? as a Capricorn why Capricorn of course!
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Daaark Brown
86. EYE COLOR? liggghhhttt Blue
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? Amy's Wok- Chinese Restraunt
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?Nope
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? The Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition of course
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? July 1st Fireworks!!
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Piano
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? What?? is this like Liberal and Conservative?? apparently it IS like Liberal and Conservative, so I'mma gonna say Green Party
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs- safe and warm
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?. Neither
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?.A history of the fans of Harry Potter
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I can't drive!!
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? At the moment The Fellowship of the ring -again, and my Harry Potter history which i love:)
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I have a love life??
Quotes the things that pick you up in the morning and remind you that tommorow is a new day at night:
Said to TB15 comparing her english assignment to a fanfiction: Its a Lily story not a Lily-Lily story but a Lily story.
If you judge people you have no time to love them-Mother Teresa
There are always two paths to take one is easy and the only reward is that its easy-Unknown
“If evil people want to destroy earth where do they plan to live?”- UNKNOWN
“No,” Hermione said with tears thick in her voice, “Goodbye seems so final. No it’s not goodbye, not yet. It’s just…”
“…see you later,” Harry finished for her as she trailed off because her sobs had grown worse.- From Harry Potter and the Scars of Time.
I have not Failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work- Thomas Edison
Be Yourself, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.-Dr.Seuss
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.-Krishnamurti
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed-I'm not a can.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
I'm going to live forever, or die trying.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.
Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it, those who do are doomed to watch it repeat.
A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”
Sirius was reminded of a question once posed to a mutilated ghost. Why on Earth did you douse yourself in steak sauce and run unarmed into the dragon’s cave?
And the mournful reply: Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time . . . The Twist of Time- Harry Potter Fanfiction by oremanj
Scott- Prove it
Logan- You're a dick
Scott- Okay-X1 Liberty Island
Juggernaut(he has his own section)- all X3
I'm the Juggernaut bitch!
Could you let me out I really need to pee.
Logan-Not for them, for you, X3-Pheonix on Alcatraz
Collossus's first line!!-I can help you
The Chronicles of Narnia
I don't enjoy the Caspian and Susan romance so I laugh when people say there a huge fan of the Chronicles of Narnia and then ask me what I thought of the Susan Caspian Romance.
Well I ain't gonna sniff it- Mr.Beaver
What do they teach in these schools- The Proffessor/Diggory
DOES NOBODY WANT A REDVINE??
But I just tell them HEY! it's me and my dick
Nobody knew that but Duder, me and the driver (me: *crying*)
The point is I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, I hated that movie