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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Book X-overs.

6.13.08 Woot Friday the 13th! Anyway... here's Hogwarts Meets FanFiction... wait for it... in GERMAN! (Thanks to Lily Witchcraft!) Merlin, it's like I'm branching out and taking over the world.

4.5.07 Check out the banner one of my friends made for In the Shadow of the Moon! I think it's clever. If the link doesn't work, PM me and I'll try to fix it. http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/varietygirl9143/Alex.jpg

~I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good~

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Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings: A Gollum Story

What were you smoking?! ~Unfortunately, it's not as easy as that. It's the combined effects of too much coffee the day before, staying up too late, and it being Monday morning.

Simply Put

So... what exactly is it? ~It's exactly what it sounds like! The simplistic take on Harry Potter ships. Courtesy of moi.

Why? ~Because I felt it had to be done. That and I was bored.

Will I like it? ~Well, as I'm not you, I really don't know. But if you like parodies, humor, Harry Potter, sarcasm, and general randomness, than yes. You should like it.

Hogwarts Meets FanFiction

You are a strange, strange person... ~Yeah... sorry 'bout that.

What's with your obsession with technology? ~To be honest, I'm not really sure myself...

Ron... and an iPod? ~Brings to mind terribly funny mental images doesn't it? Well, at least for me it does.

Condensed Fellowship of the Ring

Um... sequel? ~Is now posted! Yay me! I will be reformating because apparently, people don't like the format it's in now. boo.

General

So do you ever update? ~Not regularly. I feel terrible about not doing so. But I'm a perfectionist/procrastinator mix, so that explains some of it. Plus I get bored easily. I've also gotten really busy lately and so I have zero time to devote to my fics. I'm trying though! Please don't give up on me!

If you have any other questions about any of my fics, including ones not listed here, feel free to PM me, nothing pleases me more than getting random PMs from perfect strangers! Kidding, of course. But still, feel free to PM me.

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Rainbow: An Arranged Marriage of Malfoy & Granger by ReWritten-string-of-stories reviews
{first of the Magically Arranged Marriage series} In an OOC post-War London, the Ministry has decided that arranging marriages is the best path to a happy Wizarding world. Thing is? Witches and wizards ages 16 through 29 didn't bargain for this. Especially not Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,604 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Slytherin vs Gryffindor by KillerPen reviews
The cocky git walked up there with a smirk on his face “I go first.”He sent a blind flash of red at Hermione.She closed her eyes and when she opened them she saw that she was wearing a Green and sliver,Bikini?Catcalls and wolf whistles came from the class
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione & Draco, James & Lily. Written before The Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,645 - Reviews: 2386 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Devil Wears Prada by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influencial Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,356 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
HAVEN by vyrastra reviews
Dark deeds stir: after the Second War, Hogwarts is closed and it's a brave new world. The students who survived must make up their lost year in an unlikely place, racing to confront what divided them before. (REBOOT: Post-DH Dramione epic, with Pottermore, sans Epilogue; maximum resolution of loose ends from canon.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,450 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
What do I care by Serpentina reviews
Hermione Granger has some problems. Her boyfriend is ignoring her, her best friend needs things from her that she can't give and she's got a terrible secret. But help and sympathy come from an unexpected source ... HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,337 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 4977 - Favs: 4,606 - Follows: 2,810 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Baby Project by T.MARIA2007 reviews
Set in seventh year.The teachers bring forth a different kind of lesson...let's see how the student's fare when faced with the biggest test of all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,545 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Island In The Sun by A James reviews
Hermione is sent away to a safe house in order to protect her whilst Harry and Ron go looking for Horcruxes. But who will she be with and will they get on? HrB ** FINALLY NEW CHAPTER UP!**
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,135 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Mr Maybe by The Bird Of Fire reviews
When Hermione Granger is hit by a love potion and falls for Draco Malfoy chaos ensues. But what happens when he falls for her, only to have the potion wear off and her to make a quick return to hating the very ground he walks on...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,473 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stolen by Elsie girl reviews
When two enemies pretend to love each other, for two very different reasons, who has fooled the heart and who has fooled themselves? The Hermione Draco story. Nearly 1,200 positive reviews. 45 chapters. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 217,829 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind by TyBass31 reviews
Hermione to begins to lose her sight and finds an unlikely friend in the darkness. Better summary inside. RR please. Story better than summary
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,642 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Breaking Fate by Trinity Marquise reviews
“Oh, come off it,” Hermione snapped, irritated at him for being such a prat. And irritated at herself for getting irritated with him so quickly. And irritated because her hot chocolate was getting cold. Just irritated in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,914 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/11/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Someday Sunny Skies by The Almighty Cheez It reviews
Nothing but tragedy had come from the Final Battle, not even when Harry and Hermione had been hurtled into the past. But Tom Riddle changes things, and finally, Hermione could tell that she would be seeing sunny skies again. Finished in 2006, may edit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,986 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
All About the House Unity by Aeris1172 reviews
"Granger, I'm going to kiss you!" He said, grabbing her arm and pulling her to him. DMHG, sequel up now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Courting My Wife by NaturalSAB reviews
Sequel to I'll Be Better When I'm Older... Draco has returned from the future with a BIG secret and an even BIGGER problem. He's in love with Hermione. How do you get someone who won't speak to you to fall in love with you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,804 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bend It Like Weasley by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! Loosely based on "Bend It Like Beckham." A girls' Quidditch team, with students from each House, forms at Hogwarts. A coach with questionable motives is the least of their worries. D-G, post OOTP, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 225,109 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Patchwork by orliNkeira reviews
DHr fic. When Hermione wakes up in the dead of the night and finds herself with two mysterious children, guess who the father is? Read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,454 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Game by Marionette reviews
Chapter 9 is up! Betrayed by people they once trusted, Hermione and Draco find themselves in the realm of the dead, where they are told they will be sent back to earth with one more chance. Will they get it right, or miss out? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,724 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Endurance by TyBass31 reviews
2 OC. sequel to Push Me. Oliver and Hermione have been together for a year now, but one of the new students wants oliver and a teacher wants Hermione. Everyone is hoping their love will endure the test. Story is so much better than summery. RR please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,368 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,277 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Through Time and Space by Athena Linborn reviews
Sequel to Blood: Six years after leaving the wizarding world, Hermione Granger has no desire to return. Her husband however, has other ideas and is determined to find her no matter the cost!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,760 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Hippie Headmaster’s Pajama Party The Musical by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
A Kind and Generous Man by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Regency era Dramione. Though he appeared as a highwayman, she thought he was a kind & generous man. Once the mask was removed, could she love him as he really was, or was he to hide behind his 'mask' forever. A story of manners, deception & love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,450 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fleur Delacour's Year of Living Dangerously by Femme Teriyaki reviews
The Life, Times, Loves, and Lusts of Fleur Delacour via her private diary. After being Americanized, Mugglefied, & seduced by MTV, can Fleur ever get back to normal? No... but it'll be fun watching her try...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 168,923 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Why? by Odi et amo reviews
There she was again, sleeping as she always did. Her hair fell over her face in a riot of curls, obscuring everything from vision except for her closed eyes and part of her pink mouth. Others would have said it was bushy... Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,253 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Date by Proxy by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione was bored & wanted something new. She changed jobs, her hair, her clothes, and now she was about to do something completely "UnHermionish" & go on a blind date! She just wondered why her blind date was with her new boss, Draco Malfoy. Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,029 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
AWESOME RANDOM CLICHÉS! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Tired of those overused couples? Are some shippings just totally, and completely, absurd? Then this is the place for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008
I, Peter by Red Bess Rackham reviews
How do you move on with life in a world that is nothing like the one where you belong? What if you don't belong anywhere? Peter struggles to find his place. For the WA Random Word Challenge. Nominated in the Narnia Revolution Awards!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,658 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Simple Magic by FlameWriter008 reviews
Pre HBP Draco and Hermione are doing a project required from all of the students in seventh year. What is the project? You have to read for that m’dears! Now why is it that Draco keeps waking up to Hermione in his bed? Find out! DracoHerm romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 202,589 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Feeling Unknown by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco couldn't forget the past & Hermione didn't want to remember. They started as enemies, became friends, fell in love, & then somehow became enemies again, and neither really knew why. Together they'll help the other heal, & perhaps fall in love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 92,606 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dance! by Naia reviews
AU Hogwarts is the most famous ballet school of Europe, and Hermione is proud to be part of its graduating class. But this year, the young prodigy Harry Potter, son of two ballet stars is coming to Hogwarts... This is a year everyone will remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,758 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Destined to Love by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
The last thing they remember is fighting with each other during the war, how the hell did they end up years into the future? And why exactly are they here? And why are they married? And what about a prophecy and a curse? Is it real? DRAMIONE Fluffiness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,684 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Extreme Makeover Hermione Edition by Punkindoodle reviews
Hermione is tricked into participating in a Muggle reality show where they give her a makeover and pit five men from her past to try and win her heart. Who will she fall for and will they pick her or the money? THIS STORY WILL REMAIN UNFINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,594 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Hermione G.
An Act of Plagiarism by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione wrote a book about the Malfoys. She showed it to Draco to get his blessing. He said it was rubbish & he would sue her for slander.Then he did the unthinkable,he had it published under his name.An act of plagiarism or something else? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Spin on an Old Story by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Sometimes life isn't pretty. It's not always wrapped in a nice square box with a pretty red ribbon & a bow on top. Sometimes its more like a half eaten pie with a missing cherry. Often times there are no Happy-ever afters. Not everyone has a 'Mr. Right'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 156,385 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In A Moment: James by Red Bess Rackham reviews
The story of James Norrington, in a moment...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - James N. - Complete
Ye Olde Book of Praynks by Fensta reviews
After Hogwarts, what do the fearsome group of school terrorists that call themselves 'the Marauders' do? Why, write a book of course! This is a copy of said book, for your viewing pleasure. The latest chapter puts a numerical view on things... Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,136 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 9/22/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
Worse for Wear by SlytherinQueen reviews
Draco's ex girlfreind is getting married, and she wants Draco to be her specail guest at the wedding. Draco asks Hermione to pretend to be his girlfreind in order to impress his ex Veronica. Things heat up as pretend turns to real.Draco and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,567 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Deception & Concealment by KissThis reviews
Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,072 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 3645 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Foxglove by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
What if Sirius had been born a girl? Series of oneshots. 'The flower symbolism associated with the foxglove is stateliness and youth. Foxglove flowers have both positive and negative symbolic meanings. They are said to sometimes hurt and sometimes heal.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sirius B., Narcissa M. - Complete
Truth Number One by Odi et amo reviews
...and then Hermione and I lived happily ever after and made love every 9.187640927 seconds, which was satisfying beyond candy. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Enemy, Friend, Husband, Death Eater, Lover, Git by LemoN-X-DroP reviews
Marriage Law forces unlikely couples together, and hey maybe oppsites do attract afterall. But what if Hermione has to pay a higher price then her free will and become an undercover Death Eater? Distopian world - R&R please! HerDra
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,841 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Waking Up With Malfoy by Toxxic-hugs reviews
What happens when Hermione Granger wakes up with Draco Malfoy sleeping next to her? What happens when she finds out she's pregnant, and with his baby? What will the future bring exactly?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mischief Managed by Vashka reviews
Crazy things happen sometimes. Like utter Bedlam. Like learning how to fly a broom without dying. Like sudden verbal diarrhea. Like taking a chance. Like love. WINNER of Best Comedy at the Dramione Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Anger Management by RahNee reviews
A bitter & angry Hermione is alienating her friends. An out of control Draco nearly loses his job. These are merely the circumstances that force a chance meeting in the most unlikely of places…& lead to the beginnings of…Anger Management. DHr,postHogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,069 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Thread Of Innocence by Athena Linborn reviews
Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 127,716 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Gift of the Superi by elizia25000bc reviews
AU After Harry defeats Voldemort, the dead begin to return, very much alive. Takes off from end of book five except Sirius is still alive in this. HG, LJ. View the trailer at YouTube under Elizia25000bc
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,063 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., James P.
Beautiful by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Post Hogwarts. Draco sees Hermione at a fundraiser and bids on her for a date not knowing who she was. Lots of drama eventually and fluff. Completed story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,704 - Reviews: 3801 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Name is Draco Malfoy… I Think by mooncalf07 reviews
A boy, waking up in a car park on a wet summer night. A girl, hating him from before she saw him. His memory, driven away by pain and sorrow. Her feelings, challenged by his trust and reliance. A story, travelling from angst to humour and back again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,099 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Paris Days by mina1011 reviews
Complete This year, Hogwarts has a competiton for it's older students. 3 weeks, 2 students,and 1 prize...Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy both know, to survive the streets of Paris, & to win the 5,000 galleons...they will have to leave their past behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,814 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Murder at Malfoy Manor by Punkindoodle reviews
An invitation to a dinner party at Malfoy Manor leads to murder. Who is the killer? Follow the clues and see if you can solve the mystery! Nominated at the Dramione Awards and Quill to Parchment. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT VIOLENCE. NOT BETA-ED YET!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,900 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Thy Brother by Un Petit Diable reviews
One Shot:: Okay, I know I look like my brother. We have the same eyes and similar hair and built...but it gets really annoying when people 'Hey, Sirius' Argh, I'm Regulus, dammit! ::A Black Brothers fic::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Bazooka of Doom by I own the Python's cheese shop reviews
[cowritten with and typed by Varietygirl9143.] Harry is a sad, sad boy. He is going emo. Join the fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P.
Papercut by touchtheskyx reviews
LilyJames Drabble. James attempts to capture the attention of one Lily Evans. Will a valiant injury in the act of communicating with her win her over? 'Maybe she likes her men whole and unscathed... I think it was the papercut that did you in.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Tribute by Alisonven reviews
This is how, in my opinion, Deathly Hallows should have ended!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,659 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Trapped by mistress meo reviews
Sequel. Picks up where Pinned left off. Time to get some things settled. Draco and Hermione fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Am by Jess.91 reviews
DH spoilers. Teddy knew he shouldn't be using the map this way...talking to it just so he could see a line of words...but the words were his father's, and he couldn't help it. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Nightmares by Saiyachick reviews
[DracoxHermione]Hermione wakes up from a horrible nightmare in which she was married to Ronald Weasley and spawned two of his children.[OneShot][Drabble]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Hermione Wants by powerelite reviews
“Gggirlfriend? Surely you don’t mean ”,“Yes professor, Hermione Granger is my girlfriend”BLAG! And with that, Professor Snape fainted on the floorBLAG! Followed by Neville Longbottom“Well…”, said Draco. “I reckon they took it well”R&R please. HGDM fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,247 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tall, Dark, and Zabini by wonderwall05 reviews
Hermione opened her eyes and found herself on eye level with his zipper. Now this is an awkward point of view, she thought. Hermione has an encounter in the Prefect's bathroom with a certain Slytherin one night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Fugitive by teenage-dirtbag reviews
HGDM She didn't betray them, no. Not by hiding him. Or worse, falling in love with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,242 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of teaching her peers of the sexual phenomenon, with only Draco Malfoy as an assist. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,112 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In the Heat of the Moment by LilFlyergirl reviews
The Heroes find themselves being drawn together, and begin to understand how they are all connected… and how Peter just may need Claire more than he thinks. PeterClaire Rating may change due to language.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,327 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Peter P., Claire B.
The Tears You Knew You'd Cry by L. C. Johnson reviews
She said, 'Malfoy, we both know this won't end well, so just stop... please...' and so, he kissed her. What if the stress of Draco's mission drove him into the most ironic of comforting hands? Set during HBP, Dramioneesq.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,435 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Damsel in Distress by roses in bloom reviews
A story of obsession, boys in ski masks, and the ever so lovable couple of Hermione Granger and Blaise Zabini. Warning: Randomness may ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 29,980 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Secret Life by atruwriter reviews
When Hermione goes missing, Harry and Ron are called upon to find her. Estranged from her, they soon uncover a family they didn't know she had, friendships they hadn't known were conceived, and in the middle, is a very distraught husband: Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,632 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Marriage Law's typical plot bombers by YumSmoothie reviews
Something done on spur of the moment. No offence meant to anyone. Purely my enjoyment... and others who think similarly. Which is probably unlikely. Warning Foul unreal S.E.X scene. It's a tragedy. An abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tugging on a Rope: The Extended Edition by Mister Frodo reviews
An extended, inside look on the pointless LOTR comedy! Includes more jokes, more action, and an exclusive author cameo! The author commentary is here! Please enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,236 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Searching by Avari20 reviews
AU... Draco despairs of ever finding the One for him until a family curse sends him 600 years into the past into the arms of...Hermione Granger? On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,992 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Welcome To Hell by RootbeerFloatShallPrevail reviews
Summary: One of these days, Granger, you’re going to be in debt to me. And when you’re begging for me to spare you, I don’t think I ought to. Rated R FOR A REASON, HAS PLOT! NOT CLICHE! This is RootbeerFloat under new pen name! FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Deal by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Hermione find Ron cheating on her and employs Draco to exact revenge. Seventh year at Hogwarts.No HBP spoilers. Rated M for language and possible adult content later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,076 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Our Little Secret by Sublime-Tranquility reviews
The War is over, and the Dark Lord has come to reign. Draco Malfoy saves Hermione Granger's life. And now he expects some pay back...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,523 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vengeance by Vashka reviews
Harry Potter is dead. Voldemort is king. But Hermione Granger is alive, and she is very, very angry. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,377 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Where the Magic Is by Argosy reviews
After Dumbledore’s death, Draco Malfoy vanished completely. Ten years later he may have reemerged as a robber of Muggle banks. Can a bushy haired gal from Magical Law Enforcement find happiness in the arms of a gray eyed Master Criminal? DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,045 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Christmas Dramione by mistress meo reviews
“Mistletoe! Mistletoe!” They both jumped at the sound of Peeves screeching down from the snowy ceiling above. “Look who’s been caught under the mistletoe!”.............A quiet Christmas Eve and guess who has prefect duties? ENJOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Change'll Do You Good by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
A fortune teller leaves Draco and Hermione in an interesting predicament. Draco & Hermione & Blaise, mentions Snape & Petunia, Ron & Draco, Ron & Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,117 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
By the Way by Provocative Envy reviews
COMPLETE: It was exquisite, the way his face fell, the way his eyes grew round, the way his mouth dropped open: he was a study in disappointment, his dashed hopes cluttering the space that loomed large and noticeable in between us. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,273 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drinking Games by drcjsnider reviews
As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Forever Kind of Valentine by Avari20 reviews
VERY Long One Shot...Draco's plans for ignoring the most hated holiday of the year are put on hold by the God of Love himself. It's either win or kiss dating goodbye. What's a cynic to do? Warnings: Fluff, Character Canon that Careens into OOC due to Arrows, Comedy, Romance. Lightly edited 17.6.2013
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by KatDiva reviews
Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Detentions by airuhkuh reviews
Hermione Granger, perfect Prefect and all around goody two shoes, had detention. Blaise Zabini, best Potions student in all of Hogwarts and in Slytherin, was given detention as well. And why exactly do they insist on making them heated snog sessions? BHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Tease by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
Malfoy's his usual cocky self, always teasing Hermione with sexual humor. Perfect way to embarrass a bookworm prude! But Hermione decides that Malfoy needs to learn a lesson on taking jokes too far. She's not going to hide behind her books anymore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lost Heir by moreaux reviews
When attempting to propose to Pansy Parkinson in order to obtain an heir to the Malfoy fortune, Draco Malfoy is informed, much to his surprise, that there is, in fact, a rightful Malfoy heir already in existance... [DMHG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Iris by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
Draco has suffered the loss of his first love, and has cut off all ties with the wizarding world. Hermione's husband is out to kill her. How does a chance meeting bring these enemies together? More importantly, how does their story end? DMHG, CBMTD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 135,023 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Logic will Break Your Heart by attica reviews
When his father died, he left him a simple note, and on it was scrawled five very simple words: 'Never marry someone you love.' DracoHermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Waiting by empathapathique reviews
Won award at LJ's dhrxmasfic! She didn’t exactly know why she’d taken the glass from him, but she was pretty sure it had something to do with the fact that she always found it easier to talk to Draco when she had a drink in her hand. DHr Christmas fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Memories Remain by Tulips and Jill reviews
Draco lowered his wand with a wounded and aching expression. He took a deep breath and pointed his wand at her once more. “I meant every word of it. But not one word of it can ever be. Goodbye.” DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,690 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Killer Red and Green Sparrows by Laora reviews
Harry has a rather—uh—strange Christmas...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Of PJs and Panties by Zero Is Plural reviews
“And no matter how he tried, the image of Hermione Granger in her knickers would remain emblazoned in his mind for the rest of the day.” [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Holy Snail by x-the-phantom-writer-x reviews
A short story I wrote for school several months ago about two brothers sent on the ultimate quest!
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2006
But I hate him, right? by Krazi Kelli reviews
Lily Evans and James Potter are Head Boy and Girl. How will they survive in the same dorm? Does Lily still hate James? And is James still arrogant? Read this to find out! LExJP OFFICIALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,018 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Make Me Forget His Name by jmalfoy reviews
Tired of her husband being unfaithful, Hermione turns to the arms of the least likely person… her one time enemy and her husband's best friend. Sometimes remembering the person who has loved you most is the hardest thing to do. HGDM. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,753 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pillow Talk by shoplifterette reviews
Hermione has a new boyfriend. But why is she hiding him from Harry and Ron? Beware of the silliness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
The Porch Shock by shoplifterette reviews
BlaiseHermione. Pointless, humourous oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
It's Pink by bananasplit92 reviews
When Legolas' experiences a few secular inconveniences of long hair. And Aragorn tries to help. Please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Aragorn - Complete
Dirty Jobs by Laume reviews
AU, LOTR Crossover. A new year, and of course a new DADA professor. He seems a bit off, but Harry still manages to use his teachings to his ultimate advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Delicious by Oro4 reviews
Draco finds out he has veela blood running through his veins. His senses lead him to his mate and he has to mark him or her or risk death. He recieves help in the most unlikely of people but also gets something he never anticipated. ONLY FOUR CHAPTERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter Puppet Pals and Other Computer Things by Not so sour Lemons reviews
Wizards now have computers and access to muggle websites. nothing bad not sure if you'll like it but please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
RandomUnexplained Killing at Hogwarts by brigittefitzgerald reviews
I just kill off some unpopular characters from the books, in a funny way though. If you hace a suggestion who I should kill, please review! this is my first time, so please be kind!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,283 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Grocery Fun by Ariellabella reviews
Hermione and Blaise go grocery shopping, sparks fly when a little food is added into the equation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Monty Python's Missing Knight by Sinsed reviews
The missing knight in the stories of Monty Python.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,674 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 4,125 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
80 Things Voldermort Is Forbidden To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
And by popular demand.....I bring you, 80 Things Voldy Is Forbidden To Do! Goes hand in hand with '80 Things Harry Is Not Allowed To Do'. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
The Execution of All Things by attica reviews
PostHBP. AU. Because faith and failure both had something in common. They were both Fwords. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,522 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Lord the Pharmacist by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
My name is Peter Pettigrew, and I approve this message. I hereby proclaim myself a gangsta. And there is nothing you can do about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Peter P., Lucius M.
Quirks by empathapathique reviews
Sometimes, it’s the odd, little things that make up the whole picture. Because being married is weird like that. Fluff warning! DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Whose line POTC style! by Snowpixie81 reviews
What the title says. It's whose line is it anyway, with the cast from Pirates of the Caribbean. Should be enjoyable, watching your favorite characters playing the game. Please R & R.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,485 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Complete
Saving Draco Malfoy by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
While on assignment Hermione finds an injured Draco and brings him back to number 12 Grimmauld Place to the dismay of Harry and everyone else. She finds out the secrets that have kept him on the run for over a year. Book 7 scenerio. HBP spoilers. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,637 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A day in the life of Sirius Black by Blonde-Titch reviews
When James, Remus and Peter are awakened by the sound of 'Silent Night' in March, they know that, at least to Sirius, it's just going to be an ordinary day....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Sirius B., James P.
A trip down to memory house by quirky-but-kewl90 reviews
When Lily makes a terrible mistake, James and Sirius strike up a plan to go back in time and let her rectify it....most unfortunately they end up in Grimmauld Place circa 7th book and meet Harry and the gang. Love, tears, tumult and...death ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,342 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Yours For The Snogging by Skittlehog reviews
Beyond the redhair, smart remarks, and plots to kill every guy Angelina looks at, is a Weasley screaming that he's hers for the taking. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
I Love Magic by shikashikanaranara reviews
I love magic... that's all I have to say right now, oneshot...brought to you by shikashikanaranara, where when you review for me, i review for you!...yeah...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione’s Hidden Baseball Passion by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot DHr In which Hermione loves baseball, Ron buys a foam finger, and Draco curses the Kiss Cam at Shay stadium. Plus, Blaise likes bendy straws. Light hearted drabble, humor and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Broom Closet of Brooms by Big Man Bryan reviews
Sequel of Harry Potter and the Nerd's Rock Collection, and spoof of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. MPAA rating: R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 9/16/2005
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Written in the Ashes by Callisto Callispi reviews
When the past doesn't keep its peace, one must silence its voice. Except Hermione Granger doesn't know how. Sort of HBP compliant. EDITED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,602 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Holy Names by attica reviews
His eyelids trembled closed and he saw specks of gold glittering like the sea at sundown inside the stirring darkness. He knew this feeling, ambiguous but strong. He was dying. Draco and Hermione. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,126 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Unknown by Pip08 reviews
Draco loses his memory... does it matter how? BZHG..so far...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,984 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I'll Be Better When I'm Older by NaturalSAB reviews
Draco is transported to the future and receives the shock of his life. Could he really find everything he needs in Hermione? PLEASE R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,362 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
PostWar Relations by crystalcloud reviews
Hermione and Draco fake an engagement as part of Harry's war recovery plan. But there is more to his plan than meets the eye. Will Hermione and Draco be able to get along for this show of unity? Please R&R! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,685 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hare,y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote reviews
ONESHOT Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Kitten by Tulips and Jill reviews
Fluff! Ginny's learning how to become her animagus. Draco has taken a liking to a kitten at Hogwarts who keeps ending up in his bed. Draco's adorably evil! Ginny's a flirt!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,109 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Joanne's Story! by wolfonaleash reviews
Harry discovers a lot about himself, Voldemort confuses us further, house elves develop a strange taste in pop music, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,081 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
Mistletoe Mischeif by MarauderMischeif reviews
The Marauders plan a payback prank.. But really the prank's on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
A Cliché To Remember by River Winters reviews
A Draco/Hermione parody using every single conceivable cliché, stereotype, and overused plot in the book. Draco has a deep dark secret and Hermione isn't looking too bad after an amazing makeover...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2006 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Chapter 22 by A Beautiful Nightmare reviews
Ever wonder what happened after Chapter 21? Ever felt frustrated that the story ended without chemistry between Kit and Nat? Well, here's something to complete your satisfaction.
Witch of Blackbird Pond - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
The Passion of Hate and Love by Callisto Callispi reviews
[WIP] It all started when they blew up Gryffindor's quidditch stands and were forced to serve a heinously long detention sentence...together! But it all got interesting thereafter. Hermione & Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,355 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 3,748 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Muggle Mind by QueenB23 reviews
A spell is cast on Draco Malfoy by his muggle studies teacher. He has to walk around with the mind of a muggle for a few hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
The Attack of the Perverts by Kage Hikari reviews
FINISHED!When all the boys at Hogwarts are turned into perverts...courtesy of Fred and George...Hermione and Ginny must fight them off!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Nothing is Symmetrical by attica reviews
“Because,” she said, a secretively cunning smile flickering across her face for a mere second that once the shadow of the cloud passed, it was gone. “Because we’ve got nothing to lose.” Draco&Hermione. PostHBP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,573 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
As You See Fit by hairymclary reviews
Dolores Umbridge has been told to punish Harry as she sees fit... WARNING: SQUICK UmbridgexHarry. You have been warned, so no flames please. T for your imagination and mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Dolores U., Harry P. - Complete
Hobbit Hide and Crossdressing Concerns by Darkest Desire reviews
We all love LotR, but sometimes the seemingly neverending battles for the freedom of Middle Earth can become somewhat…tiresome. The solution? Why, a parody of course!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Frodo B. - Complete
Pygmy Puff:A Telling Tale of Tattoos and True Love by Night Zephyr reviews
You remember how angry Ron was when Ginny brought up his Pygmy Puff tattoo. You remember his heated denial that it even existed. Did you ever wonder if perhaps Ron doth protest too much?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Beginner's Guide To Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
All you need to know when constructing a beautiful love affair between sworn enemies. [Parody] REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sold by Marmalade Fever reviews
Evander Malfoy stumbles onto a world where the Dark Lord is in power, Harry Potter is missing, and Draco Malfoy has just bought Hermione Granger, Evander's unsuspecting mother... in a manner of speaking. DMHG, SEQUEL to Courting Miss Granger, Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,867 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Draco Malfoy by apathetica reviews
“How does it feel? When she thanks you for saving her life?” Blaise said. Draco’s face twisted, mimicking the tightening of his chest. "Like hell.” Draco said. “Maybe you’ve got a heart after all” Blaise whispered. “That makes one of us.” Draco returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,527 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seeds of Seduction by AnjaliMalfoy reviews
There is only one rule in the game of seduction...Never fall in love. Draco Malfoy is a prized Death Eater. Hermione Granger, a member of the Order of the Pheonix is sent to seduce him for information.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,251 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Basketcase by attica reviews
DHr. “Is that really what makes you happy? Because I find that quite sad, relying on the failures of other people for your sick amusement when you can just look in the mirror every day and see the biggest failure in the world.” Oooh, BURN. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 292,537 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
As You Should Be Remembered by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Cedric Diggory, was generally a very happy person. He was cruelly murdered. Cho never got to say goodbye. R&R! ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Cho C., Cedric D. - Complete
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 2935 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fishing by marauder4ever reviews
My version of what happened when Sirius fell through the veil.Oneshot. Read and Review Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 3,777 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Smack! by Starflower-Gem reviews
Draco straightned, spinning to face the culprit. You'd think a guy with such a nice but would be used to girls smacking it, but he wasn't. As his eyes landed on her he felt his jaw drop. Hermione? DHerm
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of the Blue by purethrill reviews
Post Hogwarts. Ginny and Oliver see each other for the first time in five years. He's still Quidditch obsessed but she's no longer a little girl. GinnyxOliver (in case you hadn't figured that out yet)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,954 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Ginny W., Oliver W.
Generations: Finding Home by Charlotte1 reviews
Alecia Malfoy, Rachel Weasley and Katie Potter are starting their 1st year at Hogwarts. Leshia stumbles onto a trail that might lead to the whereabouts of her missing mother Hermione. Can she convince Draco before it's too late? Will they save her on time
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,426 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape? by Vivien Nimue reviews
A parody of all those strange...er imaginative SnapeHermione fics. Plus many other romantic HP cliches. Dumbedore and Fleur? Evil Ron? Draco the good guy? Boris Teabag the dwarf? And just where is this neverending forest plot device Snape and Harry are st
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza by dude04 reviews
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Voldemort
Love's Potion by lolagirl reviews
Hermione and Draco are alone on Valentine's Day, and someone has spiked the butterbeer with a love potion. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Intermediate Guide to Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
Taking your enemy matchmaking to the next level. We hope to steer you in the right direction in your PostHBP stories, whether you are taking note of the book or not. [Parody]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Still Love You New York by Irishsodabread reviews
You have got to be kidding me! Are you serious? I have to be a filthy muggle for how long? AND I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO YOU? I don't know what's worse, being around muggles or acting like I love you when really, I despise you. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Nerd's Rock Collection by Big Man Bryan reviews
Parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. MPAA rating: PG13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,391 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 2/10/2005
Weasley Is Our King by Ahh Siriusly reviews
Wanting to cheer up Ron, Harry creates a song for all of Gryffindor to sing about Malfoy, much like Weasley Is Our King. Too bad it lands Harry in a bit of trouble. One shot, rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Complete
Pinned by mistress meo reviews
An arguement over a book can lead to many things when left alone in the library. Draco and Hermione. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Contract by TyBass31 reviews
Hermione & Oliver concoct a scheme to throw off potential unwanted suitors. Better summery inside. I promise, it's really good! RR please! complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,304 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
A Little Piece of Sincerity by Provocative Envy reviews
COMPLETE: Hermione Granger falls in love with the harshly realistic words written on a small scrap of paper she finds on her way to Potions. She loses it, only to have fate play a part in making her the victim of Draco Malfoy's deception. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,145 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Defying Gravity by Padfoot's Sidekick reviews
Please read this for me! I have to write this for an English assignment and would like your thoughts. Thanks! PS... This is not divided into chapters, so please don't kill me!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Ginny W.
No Thanks To Hermione by Padfoot's Sidekick reviews
Who has saved Harry and Ron butts about a thousand times? Hermione. But has anyone ever said, Thanks a lot Hermione? Noooo. But that's all gonna change. You see, Hermy has figured out the Dark Lord's greatest weakness. And she plans to use that knowledge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Hermione G.
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sues by Sueicide reviews
A delightful parody for those of you sporkers around the world, iori How NOT To Write A Mary Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004
If You Give An Elf A Cookie by Writer From Rivendell reviews
What happens when you give an elf a cookie? Pure silliness, that's what! Loosely based on the children's book, If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, it documents what might happen if you give an elf a cookie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 2/28/2004
Just One Night by pensive puddles reviews
Hermione ponders about her regrets, and how New Years really sucks. Of all the holidays, she just HAD to kiss Malfoy then, didn't she? What a great way to ruin your new years...[warning: slightly dark; but happy ending in the end]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and Gollums Chamber of Secretses by Kusco reviews
What if Gollum was in the secondHP movie and not Dobby?What would he do when he meet Ron, Hermione, or the rest of the HP gang? Read and find out! RR Oh yeah plus I don't own any of this
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,871 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003
Hardest Thing by k8ebug reviews
The Seventh Year Romance of an unlikely pair begins with a bet and a bad day. DMHG, rating will rise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,736 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Falling into Love by Arwen-Georgie-Skye reviews
Chapter 38 Up! When Hermione has a go on Harry's Firebolt one day, she falls into another time and discovers she must complete a task. She falls in love with a certain Marauder as well. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 66,542 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2598 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Passing Notes No Siriusly by Atlantis Blakes reviews
Passing notes in class can lead to some trouble, especially when one of your friends is acting really weird...COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
What a Lovely Dinner Party! by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Grunnings develops dental drills, guess who Uncle Vernon has over for a business dinner? The Grangers of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Complete
Behind the Masks by pensive puddles reviews
All he wanted was to be a hero, HER hero. He wanted to sweep her off her feet, hold her close when she was scared, keep her warm when she was cold. The dream was one that put Draco to sleep at night. And maybe, just maybe he could be Hermione's hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,370 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Life As a House Elf by just call me Cappy reviews
When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,034 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Blame the Cat by Robyn Maddison reviews
Revenge is sweet and Draco Malfoy discovers this first hand as he turns hated enemy Ginny Weasley into a kitten. But maybe revenge isn't all it's said to be...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,467 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Morning After by Davesmom reviews
Elizabeth's dream was to be Will's wife. The reality is not what she had expected. Takes place morning after the wedding night.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2003
Just One Night by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] Just when Harry gets ready to admit his feelings to Hermione, she falls in love with someone else. But someone else has noticed Harry, and she's determined to get him...even if it's just for one night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,755 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The House That Riddle Crashed At by KT SHY reviews
Welcome to the Malfoy house, where the mysterious arrival of a young Tom Riddle turns Lucius Malfoy's life into a living, breathing, pringle-munching nightmare! A complete fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 2,858 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Makeover by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE...(books 1-34) Draco needs help with Herbology; Ginny needs help with Harry. They agree to help one another, but sometimes what we want isn't what we need. PG 13 for two curse words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
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Simply Put reviews
A collection of extremely random summaries of any ship I feel like writing about. Feel free to put in a request. Warning: has caused massive bouts of quizzical look-itis.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 6/25/2008
All's Fair reviews
COMPLETE “Granger! Listen to me: we’re in the middle of a war. The only way to ensure survival is to not get involved, to not get too close. That’s the best way.” Not DH compliant, postHBP, AU BZHG, previously All's Fair in Love and War
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,470 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
The Adventures of Bobby the HouseElf reviews
Quite frankly, Bobby is a house-elf. Written simply because I was bored. That and I hate when people make house-elves stupid... Includes spastic house-elves, dull forks, a lethal SPEW button, Pimp My Office, and craziness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - OC
In the Shadow of the Moon reviews
Joint fic: “Such a smart girl,” he whispered, sounding condescending, “your parents most have been so proud. Tell me, my dear, would you like to see them again? As you remember them?” He raised his arm, his eyes raging with a look of craving for blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 1/31/2007 - OC
Hogwarts meets FanFiction reviews
random, crazy, the internet and not just fanfiction anymore! do i honestly need to say anything more? title's selfexplanitory. rated 'T' for graphic randomness... OOCness. major silliness! r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
The Secret Life of Argus Filch reviews
by my brother... Argus Filch has dangerous secrets and only you, dear reader, can uncover them! Have fun. NO FLAMES! done in the form of a mission log, most of the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Argus F.
Absolutely Nothing, Really reviews
In which Draco and Blaise discuss nothing and everything. chock full of odd insults, graphic randomness, and strangely logical nonsense. OOCness, duh. r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Draco M., Blaise Z.
The Death of the Dark Lord reviews
In which I successfully kill off everyone's fav DL in 2 chapters. lots of OOCness, but in my usual way! weird, I know, but hey, I was bored. what else is a girl to do? please r&r. COMPLETE.ly random.!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings: A Gollum Story reviews
an HPLOTR crossover. actually an essay i wrote in my English class. scary? yeah. random? yeah. funny? apparently. was told i need therapy.... well that's obvious!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
A Rare Taste For Brandy reviews
[ON HOLD!] Marauders era. their last hogsmede trip. sad goodbyes and obsessive bum staring. JPxLE eventually. R&R! rated for later chapters, i think. OOCness on Lily's part... not so much for the Marauders....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2006
Condensed Fellowship of the Ring reviews
The First of Three! Our heroes are stuck being... well, heroes. Pippin likes shiny things! Sam hasn't got a clue about anything! Merry likes BLTs! Frodo must put up with them all! Random. [UNDERGOING INTENSE HUMOR RECONSTRUCTION]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Complete
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