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Joined 11-30-05, id: 941023
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hmm... one of these profile thingies... Might as well fill this in...

Name: ...What are you, a stalker? If so, please back away slowly... And put down that baseball bat. Now.

Age: I'll just say it's between 1 - 80. Go on, try to guess it. I dare ya. Winner gets an imaginary cookie. :)

Gender: Female.

Interests: Reading, anime, manga, playing video games until my eyes bleed... 'Bout it.

Likes: Anime, manga, reading, video games, cookies and what I describe as 'Cute Fuzzy things'.

Dislikes: Stupid, ignorant people, heights, anything involving insects.

Anime/manga I have watched/read (In no particular order):

Naruto

Rurouni Kenshin

Cardcaptor Sakura

Chobits

Fullmetal Alchemist

Full Metal Panic!

Bleach

Fate Stay Night

Inuyasha

Angelic Layer

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex

FLCL/Furi Kuri

Fruits Basket

Bartender

Death Note

Kanon

Air

Initial D

Mahou Sensei Negima

Ouran High School Host Club

The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi/Suzumiya Haruhi no yuutsu

Azumanga Daioh

Ranma 1/2

Favorite Characters:

From Naruto: Hinata, Naruto, Kyuubi, Itachi, Shikamaru and Kakashi. The others, I don't really have particular favorites. But I love the Hitachiin twins from Ouran. Those two crack me up. XD

Other random info: I have one of the worst short attention span. Ever. Either that or bad memory. Take your pick.

Honestly, I'm not paranoid. Crazy, maybe, but not paranoid.

Also, feel free to contact me by Private Messaging. If any inquiries about my fic or anthing else, I'm happy to reply when I get the chance.

Oh, and one more warning: I am extremely lazy when it comes to writing fics, let alone updating. You have been warned.

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Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
The Stupidest Things Team Gai Have done by Ally1313 reviews
Team Gai has kept VERY busy over the timeskip. And I've been VERY busy writing about it. Insanity to no end. Don't read if you value your sanity. Chapter 22- Drabbles Galore! Don't sue me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,003 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Gai M., Neji H.
Naruto The Kitsune Hanyou by Dragon Man 180 reviews
AU Kyuubi never attacked Konoha and instead fell in love with the Fourth Hokage and married him. She soon gives birth to a hanyou son named Naruto. Watch Naruto on his journey to become the first hanyou Hokage. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuHakufemale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 293,537 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bad Day by Mereo Flere reviews
[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya] It's a bad day, at least for Kyon. For everybody else, it's just fine.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,275 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Naruto: More than skin deep by soulthief2 reviews
This story has been discontinued, please refer to The Fifth rider of armageddon who has graciously accepted taking it over
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,288 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 10/26/2005
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
Forgotten Duties, the Original Version by Yondaime-samaKazaraYume reviews
What if there were six demons that attacked Konoha? How would this scenario play out? What if Yondaime actually survived? Come and see! Pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku, HakuIno. Officially discontinued as of 6 Nov, 2006. Rewrite coming soon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,749 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
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Second Chances reviews
Naruto is dying thanks to Sasuke, and the only way to stop this is to go back to the past... Plot unoriginal, I don't care. Future pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen and ShikaIno. Note the 'Future' part. Slightly OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,174 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005
Naruto meets AOL reviews
A short oneshot involving Naruto characters and the internet. Inspired by a flash cartoon called Fullmetal Alchemist meets AOL.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete