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Joined 12-01-05, id: 941225, Profile Updated: 12-17-12
Author has written 9 stories for My Little Pony.

Hello everyone! Welcome to my new, improved profile, version 2.8. Now, now, don't be frightened by my avatar. He's a nice fellow. Honest.

Some Facts:

[Sex] I'm a guy.

[Age] 19.

[Location] I'm from USA. (The golden state!)

...and that's all you need to know. What? Were you really expecting more? Alright fine. Here...

[Music] I'm a huge fan of Dream Theater. (Yes, I've finally picked one.) I also Pantera, Megadeth, and most types of metal for that matter. But that doesn't mean I don't like anything else; I like Da Vinci's Notebook too!

[Pets] I currently don't have any pets. I had two bunnies before, but all they did was pee and poop. How lame.

[Games] Video Games: Zelda, MINECRAFT, etc. Too bad I can't play as often as I'd like to :/

...and that's really it. All I can throw out now anyways.

FAQs:

Q: Do you only write oneshots?
A: No; I've recently started writing multi-chapter stories.

Q: Are you a brony?
A: Big time.

Q: Y U NO WRITE NO MORE?
A: Well... I'm moving on from FF.net. This will probably be my last update on the site.

...If you guys have anymore questions you'd like to ask me, please, feel free to pm me! I may post them up on my profile!

Story Guide:

For the Comedians:
Calling in Sick
Sugar!
Clash with Reality
Alcoholocaust
A Mare's Stallion, (A Lady's Man)

For the Lovers:
Learning to Live

For the Grotesque:
Mangled
Disfigured
Necropedophile

Lastly, I would like to thank all my readers for such great feedback and terrific support. It truly means a lot to me.

THANK YOU!

Enjoy my stories!

Last updated on 12/17/2012

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Persistence of Vision by MasterKenobi1138 reviews
A month after their graduation from Blackwell, Kate meets Max and Chloe in Portland. Chloe wants Max all to herself, but Max has a plan to build her own artists' community with some of their closest friends. Can Max and Chloe find peace after all they've been through? A distant finale to the Life is Strange saga.
Life is Strange - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,784 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Max C., Chloe P., Kate M. - Complete
Teenage Dirtbag by rowanred81 reviews
Winning prompt from lilphatsoul. Was *supposed* to be a one-shot, but that isn't going to happen. It's July 2012 and Chloe is left alone while everyone else goes on vacation. Drunk and lonely, she sends a text to the one person she's forbidden herself from talking to - Max Caulfield. Hijinks, fluff, hilarity, and law-breaking ensue. Exclusively from a Chloe-centric perspective.
Life is Strange - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,309 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Max C., Chloe P. - Complete
Aural Pleasure by New Neon reviews
"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,860 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
A Selfish Dreamer by Venere Veritas reviews
Sanji's being tortured in his sleep, and he's become tired of living what he considers a waste of a life. Zoro's willing to help fix up the blonde's deteriorating life, but Sanji continues to fight back. Despite the many obstacles, Zoro's pride won't let Sanji give up, no matter what. AU
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,164 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 11/22/2010 - [Sanji, Zoro] - Complete
Mystery Pants by AshaRose reviews
Zoro and Nami's evening quickly turns from enjoyable to embarrassing... it's not so easy hiding your personal life on a pirate ship! An amusing bit of ZoNa. Now a collection of amusing ZoNa one-shots! Will be updated frequently.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,021 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
Steel 'n' Blade Co by UK-Underworld King reviews
Tired of getting little money on the tournament, Samus decides to open a joint with her good friend Link. What kind of misventures and jobs will the two have to endure to earn an honest money for once?... Rated T for minor violence and some language.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 124,896 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Samus A., Link - Complete
Latias' Journey by Ri2 reviews
With her home destroyed, Latias sets out on a journey to protect herself from the mysterious Ghost King. On the way, she encounters new friends and adventures, and wonders if perhaps the one who destroyed her city is really all that he seems.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 1,237,300 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
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Necropedophile reviews
She loved children. Graphic.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Cheerilee, Cutie Mark Crusaders - Complete
Disfigured reviews
Why couldn't she see her beauty? Graphic.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Rarity - Complete
A Mare's Stallion, A Lady's Man reviews
Against Spike's wishes, Soarin tests his luck with the fillies.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Soarin, Spike - Complete
Learning to Live reviews
When more is less and less is more. MacxDash
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Big Macintosh - Complete
Alcoholocaust reviews
The Cutie Mark Crusaders discover the power of simple liquids.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Complete
Mangled reviews
Lost in the Everfree Forest, Twilight feels her end draw near. Graphic
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Clash with Reality reviews
The Cutie Mark Crusaders try to understand the relationship between Big Macintosh and Rainbow Dash.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Sugar! reviews
Why does Pinkie Pie act the way she does?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
Calling in Sick reviews
After calling in sick in a relatively suspicious manner, AppleJack becomes curious about her brother's "sickness".
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete