Author has written 6 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, and Bleach.
Loves: all anime (cant name them all, and some i cant spell...), Yaoi, Shounen ai, a lil' bit of Yuri, Painting, Drawing, Reading/writing Fan Fiction. Reading in general.
Hates: summer,those pop-up ads, like when your trying to read/do something and they just appear! Maths! Homework! MarySue's !
I love reading fanfictions, but if I havent heard of the Fandom or if I have never watched/read/played it, then in all honesty, I wont bother reading it, because I wouldnt be able to give a decent review, because of my lack of knowledge of the Fandom. So if you write stories and I dont review them, dont be offended. It's not you, it's me. n.n
To those who read these profile things, and for anyone who cares - I used to be XxSexiItxX, but Ive changed my penname to Smurfy20.
I have promised another author that I would ask people to read one of their stories. It's called 'The Strangest Thing' and its by No one and Nobody.
Heres the link(i forgot to add it to my fav story list -is ashamed of self-) go read and review it! its brilliant! its got an unusual pairing, and the fandom is Ouran High school Host Club
BUT! be warned, it is a lemon and is YAOI!(boy x boy action) so if you dont like stuff like that, dont read it, I dont want complaints from the author that they got flames because of its content.
However, if you like that kind of stuff, go ahead and read, its written really well, even though there are a few grammer mistakes (author couldnt get in touch with the beta person). Enjoy!
My First Real Flamer- Flame Rising here is what they put for my newest fic:
"Congratulations. You are the official proof that people with more teeth than brain cells shouldn’t breed with each other.
Or at all.
What the fuck was going through your douched-up mind when you posted this? That maybe a caravan of inbred clowns would stumble upon it and like it? Because they’d probably be the only ones to overlook the fact that you’ve told the English language to go into a corner, pull down its pants and grab its ankles.
Or, hell, maybe that was insulting to inbred clowns everywhere.
Now, why don’t you do a favor to those clowns, and the rest of humanity, and play 52 card pick up on a freeway if you're ever tempted to post anything ever again. And, uh, make sure it’s during rush hour.
I didnt know people could get high making other people feel like shit, so thank you Flame Rising. Your comments are appreciated so much.
However it did make me laugh after awhile, so I have put it up here to share. If your stories have ever been as bad as mine, or if you have recieved a flame like this, PM me, I wanna know what else they put in other people's reviews.
The following has been copy and pasted from Animus Of Lacuna's account;
If you like pie, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate 'Flame Rising' and all his other accounts, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that your are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.
Rock 'n' roll's still alive! It will never be replaced by hip-hop and rap no matter how much those guys try to convince us they're better! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile for the sake of rock 'n' rollers like me!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile
I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. (Not Fmale Rnisig )
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Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
Ah, all for good fun n.n
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