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Joined 07-16-01, id: 94164, Profile Updated: 11-29-11
Author has written 1,664 stories for X-Men: Evolution, G. I. Joe, British Comedy, Keeping Up Appearances, X-Men, Animal Crossing, Home Movies, Static Shock, Fantastic 4, Galaxy Rangers, Blackadder, Wolverine & the X-Men, 9, Invader Zim, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Archer, Ghosts, 2021, and Venture Brothers.

Hello! You would think that a person with a Masters degree in Education would have better things to do than read and write fanfiction. Nope. I enjoy X-Men Evolution, Galaxy Rangers, and GI Joe :)

To those who don't know, my favorite AU project deals with a crossover between X-Men Evolution and GI Joe with a little group I call the Misfits.
The Trilogy is as follows:

1. Ronin Toad
2. Parallel Lives
3. The Misfit Chronicles
There's a lot of other stories in this series as well but the most important ones are ( So you won't get confused)

1.Consider Yourself One of Us
2.Blast From the Past
3.The Trouble with Teleportation
Big Fat Mutant Birthday Party
5.Just Another Week in the Lives of Mutants
6.All's Fair in Love and War
Dinner with Nightcrawler
8. Another Week of Random Madness.
9. Tremors of the Past
10. The Misfit Island Adventure
11. Electric Dreams
12. The New Guy
13. I Hate New People
14. A Tale of Two Angels
15. No Mutant is an Island
16. Mutants on Film
17. It's Good to Be The Rogue
18. This Soap Opera Called Life

19. Welcome to the Dark Side
20. Double Identity

21. Evolution XMJ

22. Interdimensional Dementia

23. Days of Our Mutant Lives

24. Holding Down the Fort

25. The Final Chapter

Read and enjoy the insanity!

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Ronin Toad: Redux by Theodore Hawkwood reviews
Shortly after Toad was abandoned by Magneto and rescued by G.I. Joe in the events of Red Witch's Ronin Toad the Pit is visited by an agent from the US Secret Service and the ACME Detective Agency.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 115,173 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/8/2024 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Toad/Todd T., Kate T., OC
Heroes of Tomorrow by Pittacos lore reviews
Superheroes fight evil and protect the innocent. Now they face thier greatest challenge, Highschool. Watch as young heros from all media are trained to be the best heroes they can be, while dealing with the iniviatble drama of highschool life. Welcome, to Super Hero High!
Crossover - SuperMansion & She-Ra and the Princesses of Power - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,229 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/5/2020 - Published: 8/13/2019
Miss Madness by ColdFusion180 reviews
The one lady willingly to hang around the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2018 - Colossus, Magneto/Erik L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
Mama Zarana by rogue-scholar07 reviews
Collaboration with L1701E. Life as they know it for both G.I. Joe and the Dreadnoks is turned upside down when Zarana finds out she's having Mainframe's baby.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,979 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 3/30/2011
They should've cremated Jackson Wainscott by snake screamer reviews
A tribute to one of Red Witch stories (This will be a two parter).
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Complete
Keep the Brotherhood Away From the Zoo by ColdFusion180 reviews
Inspired by Red Witch. Lance gives a piece of advice on how to deal with the Brotherhood.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
Of Mutants and Marxists by Captain Lycan reviews
In a world where the Cold War never ended the actions of super heroes and spy agencies keep the peace between the super powers.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Archer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Writer's Workshop by ColdFusion180 reviews
Piotr and Pyro talk about the similarities involved in their respective creative mediums.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
These Are a Few of My Flammable Things by ColdFusion180 reviews
Pyro attempts to cheer up Piotr in his own unique, fire-centric manner.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
The Three Little Acolytes by ColdFusion180 reviews
A parody of a timeless and unforgettable classic. Do not enter if you wish to keep your innocence and childhood perceptions intact. You have been warned.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Gambit/Remy L., Colossus - Complete
Eavesdropping Serenade by ColdFusion180 reviews
Remy makes another attempt to impress Rogue while the Acolytes listen in on the X-Men.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Comic Funnies by ColdFusion180 reviews
Another fun discussion among the Acolytes with both mental and physical consequences.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Catastrophe by NebulaBelt reviews
The X-Men set out to find some mutants and run into the Misfits, the Hellions, and worse along the way. Extreme craziness follows, as always. Set in Red Witch's Misfitverse!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Undetected Guests by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto sends the Acolytes on a mission to go bug the X-Mansion, which they plan to accomplish in more ways than one.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Those Forgotten by ShivaVixen reviews
The Supertrooper Project was known as Earth's greatest failure, especially after the incident that shut it down. But there were those that were frozen before. In a hidden lab on the moon, four have awakened. Their goal: find others like them. (Under Revision)
Galaxy Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,066 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009
Crazy by ColdFusion180 reviews
Pyro reflects on what other people think of him as while highlighting one of his most well known attibutes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Pyro - Complete
Flame Accessories by ColdFusion180 reviews
Pyro demonstrates how to coexist with flames to the tune from a timeless animated classic.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Pyro - Complete
Piotr and the Wolverine by ColdFusion180 reviews
A parody of Sergei Prokofiev's beloved children's masterpiece.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Colossus - Complete
Thiev Thiev Eree by ColdFusion180 reviews
Remy shows his support for the thieving arts by both verbal and physical means.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Ain't We Crazy by ColdFusion180 reviews
Sequel to Struggle for Sanity. The Acolytes try to stay one step ahead of Magneto while they put forth a very rhetorical question.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Rainy Days are Trouble by ShivaVixen reviews
Inspried by Red Witch's stories. A one shot starring the supertrooper kids, Zach jr, Jessica, Billy and Bubblehead. and with that last name, you know who's causing the problems.
Galaxy Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Dancing Fools 5 by Persiana13 reviews
My insanity knows no bounds, as I team up with Red Witch to bring the fifth installment of Dancing Fools, starring Red Witch’s Misfits! Dedicated to Red Witch and all those that write with the Misfits. This one’s for you!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Myriad Museum Mischief by ColdFusion180 reviews
What happens when the Acolytes visit a science museum? Nothing beneficial that's for sure!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Acolytes and Their Aberrations by ColdFusion180 reviews
Just another typical day at the Acolyte base and once again Pyro is at the heart of it all.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Pleasing the Audience by Persiana13 reviews
One Shot. Catman approaches a certain insane writer ME with an idea. Not Part of the Persiana-verse, just insanity I had to write. Dedicated to all my readers, and to Red Witch.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Prince Remy by ColdFusion180 reviews
Remy is having trouble finding a new way to impress Rogue until inspiration comes from an unexpected source.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Misfit Holidays by Theodore Hawkwood reviews
The Misfits, Joes, X-men, Charmed Ones and Incredibles celebrate Christmas in their own special way.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Darling Weekend by ColdFusion180 reviews
Sequel to General Mayhem by Red Witch. Darling is going away on leave. What does he do? Anything but relax.
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Local Talk by L1701E reviews
One-shot. Set in RogueFanKC's Misfitverse. During the big Ghostbuster gathering, Kid Razor and Sonic Blue, the local superheroes of Cleveland and Cincinnati, talk about random things. Read and review please!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Just the Usual Acolyte Amentia by ColdFusion180 reviews
The Acolytes cause more trouble for Magneto and make one wonder why he continues to keep them around.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Amused DMs by Yemi Hikari reviews
The Bayville football team is not up to any good at the amusement park and so Kurt and Lance decide to do something about it. For once it isn't the mutants causing the trouble...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Avalanche/Lance A., Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Grape Slushy by Yemi Hikari reviews
After Rouge has left the Brotherhood, they attack the X-Manshion with grape slushies. They seem to have gotten the idea from something they have watched.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Toad/Todd T. - Complete
The Starr Chronicles by L1701E reviews
Chapter 113 up! The Brotherhood take in two twin mutant brothers and hijinks ensue! Next: A quiet day at the Institute...if you can call it that. RR PLEASE! Suggestions needed badly!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 174,937 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/18/2004
Drinking Buddies by rogue-scholar07 reviews
Beast goes bar-hopping and makes a new friend. Set in L1701E's Misfitverse. Rating for Alcohol use and swearing.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Beast/Hank M. - Complete
AEON MISFITS by Spaceman reviews
My own branch of RedWitch's Misfitverse Crossover Universe. The ranks of the Misfits fill with new recruits and new chaos. Will be a multiple crossovers in the future. Complete with Sequel. HALLOW MISFITS!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Good Advice by Delora2047 reviews
In ‘Heart of Tarkon’, Doc wrote a letter to Miss Etiquette about his 'serious problem'. Now what answer did he get? And what else do Miss Etiquettte and her sisters have to say to various GR characters?
Galaxy Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
So You Wanna Be an Acolyte by ColdFusion180 reviews
Pietro wants to join the Acolytes and gets an unforgettable welcome.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Magneto/Erik L., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Catseye's First Day by NebulaBelt reviews
Takes place during the tail end of Red Witch's 'Holding Down the Fort' and deals with Catseye's first day when she wakes up. For RW!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Goose Babies by ColdFusion180 reviews
A gift for Red Witch. Another lab accident involving Shane creates nothing but madness for BETA Mountain.
Galaxy Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Dark and Stormy Night by Phoenix Princess555 reviews
Storm is left with the children for the night. A freak thunderstorm, power outages, and some unexpected guests. Oh the madness! Set in Red Witch's Misfit verse
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007
Ice Cream Combat by ColdFusion180 reviews
Sequel to Hardware Woes. The Acolytes go out for ice cream, but run into some unexpected and familiar faces.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Crazy Is As Crazy Does by Serenity's Pain reviews
This is a story about how one crazy situation can lead to others. Will contain driving lessons, impromtu engagements, and previously unknown parents. Enjoy.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,334 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
MISFITS PENNY'S MUTANT MEALS by Spaceman reviews
Redwitch's Misfit universe. Logan comes home and finds out Rina and Penny were on a Japanese cooking show? COMPLETE.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
A Collection Of Misfits Stories by Quillian reviews
Just a collection of short stories written by Quillian about Red Witch's Misfits! Read and enjoy! [COMPLETE]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
The Chronicles of Misfitverse by NebulaBelt reviews
A sadistic author forces the Misfitverse crew to perform in a parody of C.S. Lewis' masterpiece: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. For Red Witch and RogueFan.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,885 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Snakes on a Plane! by NebulaBelt reviews
Misfitverse oneshot. Just a theory as to how a certain movie starring Samuel Jackson got inspired.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Tabletop Conversations by Dante Tigerwolf reviews
Set in Misfitverse. Series of oneshots between the Misfits and the G.I. Joe handlers, in which the talk through whatever the Misfit in question is feeling.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Pyro
Through the Cat's Eye by NebulaBelt reviews
A oneshot look at Catseye's life. The thoughts and history of everyone's favorite catgirl!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
I'll Be Doggone by Theodore Hawkwood reviews
The Xmen, Misfits, G.I. Joe, and the Charmed Ones face the most cunning and elusive of foes…a Siberian Husky.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Family Relations by Adre reviews
Based on Red Witch's Misfit Universe.Pysche Out's therapy session with everyone's favorite dysfunctional siblings get out of hand.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Quicksilver/Pietro M., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Trinity Gets A Pet by NebulaBelt reviews
God help us all. Oneshot. Misfitverse.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Legal Lamentations by NebulaBelt reviews
Set in Misfitverse though it focuses on the XMen. Just a brief little one shot about the legal troubles the XMen cause. Special guest star with a name that's fun to say!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Dog Days by NebulaBelt reviews
Misfitverse. Oneshot. A brief little bit of insanity at the Xavier Institute as Forge's latest invention backfires and Rahne gets a visit from a certain figment from the mind of a Misfit.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Mischief Incorporated by NebulaBelt reviews
Circumstances have brought together an XMan and a Hellion who have certain things in common...and taken them on one huckuva trip! From Red Witch's Misfitverse! Title has been changed. R&R, no flames!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,177 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Smile, You’re On XMen TV! by RogueFanKC reviews
Set in Red Witch's Misfitverse! Remy, Bobby, Sam, Roberto, and Ray decide to liven things up by actually holding a reallive mutant news segment on TV! Unfortunately, you know this leads to disaster...Read and enjoy!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
A Misfit Halloween by The-Mighty-Floyd reviews
Just a little story of how the Misfits spend one part of a Halloween night, getting some candy and giving out fright. Beware of the goblins that you see outside, because it may be a mutant in disguise! Based on a series created by Red Witch.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Toad/Todd T. - Complete
For Truth, Justice And The Last Cup Of BA's Coffee by RogueFanKC reviews
Set in Red Witch's Misfitverse! The Misfits and XMen team up with the Teen Titans and Titans East as the Hellfire Club plots to end the world, but can Raven truly survive the horror of her heritage before it is too late? Complete
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 131,974 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Complete
The French Connection by Soul Reaver reviews
Inspired by Red Witch's Misfits and introing a new character. What happens when a French news crew comes to the Pit to do a story on the Misfits? The standard fare of course...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,692 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 4/29/2004
Justice And Insanity For All by RogueFanKC reviews
Set in Red Witch's Misfitverse! For a day, the Justice League has decided to spend some time with the XMen and the Misfits and the Joes to get to know each other. Unfortunately, they soon learn this was not the brightest of all moves. Read and enjoy!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,610 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
The XMen go to the Library by CaptainTish reviews
COMPLETE What happens when the XMen have library fines? A series of oneshots about the XMen and the library.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Complete
Misfits In Time by The-Mighty-Floyd reviews
Complete! Misfits appear courtesy of Red Witch. Part 1 in a trilogy. The Misfits and several travelers from the future work to prevent a devastating civil war. But what are the time travelers really up to?
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,763 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Charity and Chaos Go Hand in Hand by RogueFanKC reviews
Set in Red Witch's Misfitverse. A oneshot showing the Misfits and Joes helping out with the victims of the great Asia tsunami ,despite some technicalities. Written in memory of the victims.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Complete
Therapy by Eurgh reviews
Rating just in case. Our favorite mutants get therapy. Chapter 6-Scott. It's completed, want a sequel? Review!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Complete
Just another Halloween Parade! by Kenryo81 reviews
My first fic set in Red Witch's "Misfit's Universe" (thanks, RW!). What are Spiderman and DR Strange up to in New York, and how will them both (along with Benny of course) fit on the bayville crisis? Also, some new villians make their debut!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004
Doctor's Log by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Lifeline's patience and pacifism is tested when Beach Head and Gung Ho end up in the infirmary for several weeks. Other Joes make appearances too.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 19,972 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 8/22/2004
PSA Nightmare! by Kenryo81 reviews
Set in Red Witch's Misfitverse! The Misfits are about to revive an old Joe tradition...TV is never going to be the same again! Chapter 2 is up....pre-production meetings antics galore!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004
Lord of the Mimes by c-wolf reviews
Set in Red Witch's misfits universe. Mimes, Toad, and BA's coffee, OH MY!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2004
Brotherhood Evolution by Descendent reviews
The Fic that started it all. When a new mutant joins the Brotherhood, their lives are changed forever. The Short and Skinny, the Brotherhood cause Mischief and insanity wherever thy go, with some romances and drama tossed in their lives.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 182,785 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Complete
Winter Holidays XMen Style! by Anon e Mouse Jr reviews
Set in Red Witch's Misfitverse. When Kitty recieves an anonymous Hannukah gift, chaos ensues...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 12/13/2003
Àrisaidh Seun by Kris Ice reviews
Red Witch's Misfits take in a new friend and find themselves facing a magic thought dead millinia before.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 9/19/2003
Kilo Two Zero by Soul Reaver reviews
A story about an eight man covert operations team from another dimension joining forces with Red Witch's Misfits fighting COBRA's alliance with a relentless foe known as the Heartless. Up next Zarana defects to GI Joe bearing bad news....Please R&R
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 99,386 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003
Enter the Psylocke by Wizard1 reviews
Sequal to Fair Exchange. A character from the comics is Evolved (With the Misfits)
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2003
Fair Exchange by Wizard1 reviews
With The Misfits. A dance recital and chance discoveries lead to something new. Thank you Red Witch!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2003
Airtight's Creation by L1701E reviews
#Chapter 6 up. Complete!# The Misfits battle Virus and the Silver Samurai! R+R Please!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,951 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Complete
XMen, meet the Starr Brothers! by L1701E reviews
*Pre-Misfits vs The Viper. Chapter 9 up! Complete!* The madness hits its crecendo! R+R Please!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,447 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003 - Complete
New Recruits by Soul Reaver reviews
It begins with another act for the GI Joe Talent show, introducing eight new recruits to the GI Joe team...Up next, rescuing two babysitters who encountered the Triplets...
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 4/15/2003
The Misfits vs The Viper by L1701E reviews
*Chapter 7 up! Complete!* Crossover w/ GI Joe. Thanks to Red Witch for letting me use her characters. The Misfits, w/ 2 new members, get a new opponent. Read and Review please!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Complete
Supertrooper Flu by Bruinhilda reviews
Anybody can get the flu...even Supertroopers
Galaxy Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2001
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Hanging With Crash reviews
Where was Sasappis during the events of The Witch? Hanging around with the other ghost that disappears all the time!
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 14h - Isaac H., Sasappis, Alberta H., Crash - Complete
Have Patience With Patience reviews
As Sam and Jay prepare for a yard sale, Isaac is tasked with trying to get Patience accustomed to modern life.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/8 - Samantha, Jay A., Isaac H., Cholera Ghosts - Complete
Haunted Housemate Issues reviews
Even dead people have roommate problems.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1 - Hetty W., Sasappis, Alberta H., Trevor - Complete
Ghosts In The Neighborhood reviews
Pete wanders around and meets some more ghosts in a nearby neighborhood.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25 - Pete, OC - Complete
Love And Loss In The Cholera Pit reviews
Nigel finds some unlikely sympathetic ears for his problems.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/18 - Nigel C., Nancy, Cholera Victim Nigel, Cholera Victim Creepy Dirk - Complete
Patience Verses The Mirror reviews
Having a feral Puritan ghost among them may be more of a challenge for the Woodstone Ghosts than they thought.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11 - Isaac H., Hetty W., Sasappis, Alberta H. - Complete
Carol's Wedding reviews
The drama never stops at Woodstone Mansion. Or the opportunity for juicy gossip.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4 - Pete, Alberta H., Carol, Nigel C. - Complete
Ralph's Wake reviews
The Cholera Pit remembers one of their own. Mostly.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2024 - Cholera Ghosts, Nancy, Cholera Victim Creepy Dirk, Cholera Victim Stuart - Complete
Describe That Thing! reviews
The ghosts come up with a new game to pass the time.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2024 - Isaac H., Sasappis, Thorfinn, Nancy - Complete
Pete And The Poltergeist reviews
Pete meets another ghost on his travels.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2024 - Pete, OC - Complete
Days Of Our Ghosts reviews
Life at Woodstone Mansion becomes more and more like a soap opera. A completely deranged soap opera.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2024 - Isaac H., Trevor, Nancy, Henry F. - Complete
Woodstone Vs Winterfell Round Two reviews
The Woodstone Ghosts bicker and gossip with their neighbors again.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2024 - Isaac H., Hetty W., Alberta H., OC - Complete
Ghosts And Dinosaurs reviews
Isaac's new interest is driving the other ghosts crazy.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2024 - Isaac H., Sasappis, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Ghost Trek reviews
Jay and Sasappis have a little adventure in Dreamland.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2024 - Jay A., Sasappis, OC - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Election Results reviews
Cobra Commander reacts to losing the presidential election. His staff wonder if he's lost his mind.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2024 - Baroness, Cobra Commander, Destro, Zartan - Complete
Out Of The Hole reviews
Flower catches up with what's going on at Woodstone (Almost everything) and Hetty learns she's not as alone as she used to be. And the basement ghosts still learn everything from the sidelines.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2024 - Hetty W., Flower, Cholera Ghosts, Nancy - Complete
The Bad Girl Ghost Club reviews
While the others are trying to get Flower out of the well, Stephanie, Nancy and Carol talk about their afterlives.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2024 - Carol, Nancy, Stephanie - Complete
Musical Ghosts reviews
Samantha tries to get the ghosts to play a game.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2024 - Samantha, Hetty W., Trevor, Nancy
Year Of The Cobra reviews
Join our favorite terrorist organization as they go through a typical year trying by any means necessary to rule the world. Using theft, kidnapping, zombies, murder, fraud, vampire turkeys, interdimensional travel, chicken restaurants and whatever it takes to win.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 459,454 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/27/2024 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Baroness, Cobra Commander, Destro, Zartan
Know Your Joe: Leatherneck And Wet Suit reviews
Co-Written with Coldfusion 180! Debate night gets weirder.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2024 - Duke, Shipwreck, Wet Suit, Leatherneck - Complete
A Few More Minutes Of Eternity Gone reviews
The ghosts have another discussion where Nancy gives her two cents.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2024 - Jay A., Hetty W., Trevor, Nancy - Complete
Education Night reviews
Samantha's attempt for Education Night goes awry when Pete learns a few things about his marriage.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2024 - Samantha, Pete, Sasappis, Carol - Complete
Ghost Coffee Club reviews
The Ghosts take a sniff of coffee to catch up on the gossip and drama.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2024 - Isaac H., Sasappis, Alberta H., Trevor - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Issues reviews
Cobra Commander takes to the debate stage. Someone should take him away from the debate stage.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2024 - Baroness, Cobra Commander, Destro, Torch - Complete
News With Nancy reviews
Nancy reports on the goings on at Woodstone Mansion to the other ghosts in the Cholera Pit.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2024 - OC, Nancy, Cholera Victim Creepy Dirk, Cholera Victim Stuart - Complete
As The Ghosts Turn reviews
There's more drama around Woodstone Mansion than in a soap opera.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/14/2024 - Sasappis, Thorfinn, Alberta H., Nancy - Complete
Cobra Commander Hits The Campaign Trail reviews
When Cobra Commander hits the road to do some campaigning, the road hits back.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2024 - Cobra Commander, Destro, Zartan, Torch - Complete
The Woodstone Mansion Experience reviews
Guests come to Woodstone Mansion and the ghosts go on with their afterlives. Samantha just wants a normal day.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2024 - Samantha, Pete, Trevor, Carol - Complete
Cobra Commander's Barbecue Chats reviews
Cobra Commander lets his views be known, making this presidential race get weirder than usual.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2024 - Duke, Shipwreck, Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Cobra Commander For President reviews
Another unlikely candidate for president jumps into the fray.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2024 - Beach Head, Duke, Shipwreck, Cobra Commander - Complete
Guilty Conscience? reviews
A brief moment of female friendship among Hetty and Alberta as they discuss some of the drama around Woodstone Mansion.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2024 - Hetty W., Alberta H., Carol - Complete
Dinner With Ghosts reviews
Things get a little awkward in the aftermath of Pete confronting Carol about her affair with Jerry.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2024 - Pete, Alberta H., Carol, Nancy - Complete
The Bitterness Of Adultery And Butterscotch reviews
Carol is learning that the afterlife may be more difficult for her than she thought.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2024 - Isaac H., Alberta H., Carol, Nancy - Complete
Death By Donut Hole reviews
The aftermath of the Halloween Party causes a lot of problems for a lot of people.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2024 - Samantha, Pete, Hetty W., Carol - Complete
The Trevor Lefkowitz Guarantee reviews
Trevor and the other ghosts have a few suggestions for the Halloween party.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2024 - Samantha, Pete, Alberta H., Trevor - Complete
Officer Tibbs Is On The Case! reviews
The local cold case task force drops by to further investigate Trevor's death. And also have lunch.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2024 - Samantha, Alberta H., Trevor, OC - Complete
Coffee Talk With Ghosts reviews
Another haunted morning with some of our favorite spirits. Coffee, gossip and ghosts! What more could you ask for?
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2024 - Isaac H., Hetty W., Alberta H., Trevor - Complete
The Lonely Ghost Bros Club reviews
The ghost bros try to cheer each other up. With construction equipment.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2024 - Pete, Sasappis, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
The Engagement Party reviews
Isaac and Nigel throw a party to celebrate their engagement. With a mopey Viking, a jealous ex and some ghost drama thrown into the mix it goes about as well as you would expect.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2024 - Isaac H., Pete, Hetty W., Nigel C. - Complete
So Help Me TV reviews
The ghosts and Jay are concerned about the fate of a certain TV show.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2024 - Samantha, Jay A., Pete, Sasappis - Complete
For Want Of A Washing Machine reviews
The ghost bros talk about their love lives. In some cases, lack of them.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2024 - Pete, Sasappis, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Dream Walker reviews
Sasappis' power is discussed.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/18/2024 - Jay A., Pete, Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
House Watching Club reviews
The ghosts form another club to keep them entertained.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2024 - Samantha, Pete, Hetty W., Trevor - Complete
Relative Ghost Theory reviews
There are a lot of theories about the afterlife. Most of them are little more than comedy for the ghosts.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/4/2024 - Isaac H., Pete, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
What Does A Ghost Have To Do? reviews
After the events of The Owl, the ghosts wonder about their own fates.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2024 - Pete, Hetty W., Sasappis, Alberta H. - Complete
Agency's End reviews
The end of an era. Is this truly The Agency's last stand?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,070 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2024 - Published: 3/10/2024 - Sterling A., Ray G., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Know Your Joe: Big Lob reviews
Co-Written with Coldfusion 180! Quick Kick and Short Fuse fowl out with their latest interview.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2024 - Quick Kick, Shipwreck, Short Fuze, Big Lob - Complete
Worse Than Jazz Argument reviews
The revelation of Alberta's murderer shakes the harmony of the ghost's afterlives to the core.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2024 - Isaac H., Pete, Alberta H., Nancy - Complete
Ghost Round Table reviews
The ghosts give new meaning to the phrase table talk.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2024 - Pete, Hetty W., Trevor, Nancy - Complete
Let's Review reviews
Sam calls a meeting for the ghosts.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2024 - Samantha, Hetty W., Trevor, Crash - Complete
Budget Meeting reviews
Even at The Agency, one has to have a budget meeting. But I guarantee most budget meetings aren't like this.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2024 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
More Ghost Writing reviews
If only the ghosts could write the stories they tell… Then again maybe it's just as well they can't.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2024 - Isaac H., Hetty W., Flower, Trevor - Complete
Deep Ghost Thoughts reviews
Important questions must be answered. Unfortunately, these are not the people to ask.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2024 - Isaac H., Hetty W., Flower, Trevor - Complete
The Ulster County Preservation Society reviews
Sam and Jay try to impress a historical homes society.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2024 - Samantha, Hetty W., Alberta H., Flower - Complete
Weekly Ghost Scandals reviews
The things the ghosts have seen make some of today's gossip look tame.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2024 - Isaac H., Hetty W., Trevor, Nigel C. - Complete
The Ghosts Of Winterfell reviews
Even ghosts have neighbors.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2024 - Isaac H., Hetty W., Trevor, OC - Complete
It Pays To Leave A Note reviews
Mallory should have definitely explained Blackmail Bribe Day before she left.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2024 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Pirates! reviews
Isaac and Nigel have some fun playing pretend with young David.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/27/2024 - Isaac H., Pete, Thorfinn, Nigel C. - Complete
A Weird Walk In The Woods reviews
Isaac and Nigel go on a double date with Thorfinn and Flower.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2024 - Isaac H., Thorfinn, Flower, Nigel C. - Complete
Restaurant Des Fantomes reviews
A new restaurant opening up on the mansion grounds causes a lot of excitement at Woodstone.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2024 - Isaac H., Pete, Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
More Suspects Please reviews
Another podcast in Alberta's murder where more suspects are uncovered.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2024 - Samantha, Jay A., Alberta H., Todd P. - Complete
Is Your House Haunted? reviews
Jay reads an article about house hauntings.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2023 - Samantha, Jay A., Isaac H., Trevor - Complete
A Real Life Belko Experiment reviews
Office life is never really dull at The Agency. And if it is, it's not for long.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2023 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Mall Ghosts reviews
Sam meets more ghosts.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2023 - Samantha, Isaac H., Thorfinn, OC - Complete
Agents' Night Out reviews
Zara experiences a rite of passage at the Agency. A night out drinking with the gang.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2023 - Sterling A., Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
The Advent Of Artificial Intelligence reviews
Zara's still a bit unnerved about the whole artificial intelligence thing. Lana and Pam have seen it all before.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2023 - Dr. A. Krieger, Lana K., Pam P., Krieger's Virtual Girlfriend/Mitsuko M. - Complete
Another Fun Weekend Project reviews
There's another office meeting and another chance for the regulars of The Agency to horrify the new staff.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/10/2023 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Nancy The News Ghost reviews
Nancy spreads the gossip along to the basement ghosts.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2023 - Cholera Ghosts, Nancy, Cholera Victim Creepy Dirk, Cholera Victim Stuart - Complete
HR Pam Doesn't Do Stuff reviews
Pam's transition back to HR isn't going smoothly.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2023 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Airship! reviews
A helicopter flies over Woodstone Mansion.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/18/2023 - Pete, Sasappis, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Conquering Mt Zara reviews
The gang debates the latest Archer dynamic. And bets on it.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2023 - Sterling A., Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
A Juicy Secret And A Minor Mutiny reviews
Isaac and Nigel have a talk. Meanwhile the other British ghosts go on strike.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/4/2023 - Isaac H., Trevor, Nigel C., Jenkins - Complete
Hetty And Trevor Come Clean reviews
More on the aftermath of Hetty and Trevor's relationship revealed.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2023 - Samantha, Hetty W., Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
Thorfinn's Revenge reviews
Thorfinn gets back at a certain Dane guest and his wife.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2023 - Samantha, Sasappis, Thorfinn, Alberta H. - Complete
A Full Week Without A Stabbing reviews
Lana holds a meeting. Everyone gets annoyed. Cheryl gets a sticker.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2023 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
The Geek Whisperer reviews
The gang goes bounty hunting after the world's lamest fugitive. And then things get weird.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2023 - Sterling A., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Sterling Archer Birdwatcher reviews
Archer tries a new hobby that's literally for the birds.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2023 - Sterling A., Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
Touched By A Ghost reviews
Trevor and Jay experiment with Trevor's power, while the other ghosts have a philosophical debate.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2023 - Jay A., Isaac H., Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
Sterling Archer Lacrosse Coach reviews
Archer adds a new thing to his already checkered resume.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2023 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Pam P., OC - Complete
Birdbaths And Bad Art reviews
Woodstone Mansion hosts an art sculpture exhibit by a local artist. It also gets a new birdbath.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2023 - Samantha, Jay A., Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
A Good Old Fashioned Cat Burglary reviews
Archer and some of the gang decide to go on a movie inspired mini crime spree.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2023 - Sterling A., Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P.
Death Of Happy Adventure Land reviews
The Agency infiltrates a beloved amusement park to destroy a rival agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2023 - Sterling A., Ray G., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Another Afternoon In Eternity reviews
More snippets of the afterlife at Woodstone Mansion.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2023 - Isaac H., Hetty W., Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
Death At Brunch reviews
The gang goes to brunch where Archer has a shocking realization. Meanwhile some assassins also go to the same brunch and are shocked to find The Agency there.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2023 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P. - Complete
Phantom Couch Potatoes reviews
Sam tries to make the ghosts' afterlives more interesting with new conversations. The ghosts make things more interesting right back.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2023 - Isaac H., Sasappis, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Comedy Night At Woodstone Mansion reviews
When the cable goes out, Pete attempts to entertain his fellow ghosts.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2023 - Pete, Sasappis, Flower, Trevor
The Real Housewives Of Chandler Falls reviews
Hetty finds an unlikely TV watching buddy.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2023 - Samantha, Isaac H., Hetty W., Trevor - Complete
Found You reviews
The ghosts play hide and seek.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2023 - Pete, Hetty W., Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
Death Of A Toaster reviews
Whatever happened to Milton?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2023 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Ghosts On Mars reviews
The ghosts learn about space exploration.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2023 - Pete, Sasappis, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Ghosts Get The Goat reviews
It turns out ghosts and farm animals do not mix.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2023 - Samantha, Isaac H., Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
The Trevor In The Lake reviews
The discovery of Trevor's body causes quite a stir.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2023 - Samantha, Jay A., Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
The Six Stooges In A Patisserie reviews
Those fun few weeks the gang spent baking for Slater.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2023 - Sterling A., Slater, Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Ghost Of Prohibition reviews
The inhabitants of Woodstone Mansion meet another car ghost.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2023 - Pete, Alberta H., Trevor, OC - Complete
Ghosts And Sympathy reviews
Trevor and Hetty talk after Elias' visit.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/20/2023 - Hetty W., Trevor, Elias W. - Complete
The Room Hopping Incident reviews
Shenanigans are going on at Woodstone Mansion. From both ghosts and livings alike
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2023 - Isaac H., Hetty W., Trevor, Nigel C. - Complete
Death Of A Pseudo Relationship reviews
Archer goes on a grieving process after the events of Out Of Network. With typical results as well as explosions.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2023 - Sterling A., Ray G., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
The First National Bank Of The Water Heater reviews
A lot more goes on in the Cholera Pit than anyone realized.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2023 - Isaac H., Pete, Hetty W., Sasappis - Complete
The Women's Caucus Of Woodstone Mansion reviews
Sam organizes a discussion with the female ghosts on an important controversial topic. Which predictably does not go well.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/22/2023 - Samantha, Hetty W., Alberta H., Flower - Complete
A Guest Checks Out reviews
Another incident at the Woodstone Bed And Breakfast.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2023 - Isaac H., Sasappis, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Bye Bye Freddie reviews
The ghosts remark about the latest former employee of Woodstone Mansion.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2023 - Samantha, Hetty W., Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
Death Of A Former Elementary School Superintendent reviews
Cyril's father dies and the gang goes to the funeral.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2023 - Sterling A., Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
Love Amongst The Ghosts reviews
The ghosts gossip about the couples in their midst and other affairs of the heart.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2023 - Hetty W., Sasappis, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Car Ghost Confidential reviews
The ghost gang learns about a new type of ghost.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2023 - Isaac H., Pete, Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
IIA Office Blues reviews
Working for IIA is a bit more challenging than the gang anticipated.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2023 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
The Will Of Clarence F Fridgerton reviews
A funeral repast and will reading comes to Woodstone Mansion.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2023 - Hetty W., Alberta H., Trevor, OC - Complete
Ghost Listings reviews
Sam looks up past locations of some of the ghosts when they were alive.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2023 - Isaac H., Pete, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
The Woodstone Speakeasy reviews
Sam and Jay host another whisky tasting event.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2023 - Samantha, Pete, Alberta H., Trevor - Complete
Know Your Joe Taurus reviews
Co-Written with Coldfusion 180! A virtual reality simulation turns into a real life nightmare!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2023 - Beach Head, Duke, Quick Kick, Taurus - Complete
Chatty Ghosts reviews
Sam tries to come up with new conversation topics for the ghosts.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2023 - Isaac H., Pete, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Spectra Rama Lama Ding Dong reviews
More fun with the ghost fraternity.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2023 - Pete, Hetty W., Alberta H., Trevor - Complete
Dumb Deaths II: Even Dumber reviews
Another episode of the TV show has been made focusing on another ghostly resident.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2023 - Pete, Sasappis, Trevor, OC - Complete
Mr Tiddles' Birthday Party reviews
While Sam and Jay host an unusual party, the ghosts decide to do more with their fraternity.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2023 - Samantha, Isaac H., Hetty W., Trevor - Complete
The Chocolate Pudding Crisis reviews
Archer goes on another bender. As a result, the world experiences a pudding shortage.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2023 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P. - Complete
Bad News reviews
The Ghosts learn about what's going on in the outside world.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2022 - Isaac H., Pete, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Return To Spy Con reviews
The Agency gang has had an interesting history with the world's leading spy convention.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2022 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Corsets And Candles reviews
Sam and Trevor talk while Hetty discovers a new TV show.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2022 - Samantha, Hetty W., Alberta H., Trevor - Complete
Weekend With The Wintons reviews
The B&B gets some new guests. Meanwhile Flower tries her hand at relationship counseling.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2022 - Isaac H., Flower, Trevor, Nigel C. - Complete
A Normal Afternoon At Woodstone Mansion reviews
Snippets of the afterlife for our haunting heroes.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2022 - Isaac H., Sasappis, Trevor, Cholera Ghosts - Complete
The Agency Meet IIA reviews
The members of the former Agency go to the IIA Office for their first day of work. How did that go?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2022 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P. - Complete
Flower's Power reviews
How was Flower able to close the vault door?
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2022 - Isaac H., Alberta H., Flower, Trevor - Complete
Birdbrain Watching reviews
The ghosts pick up a new hobby.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2022 - Pete, Hetty W., Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
Live With Blake And Suzie reviews
The ghosts watch morning TV.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2022 - Samantha, Isaac H., Sasappis, OC - Complete
Getting Flowered reviews
It was bound to happen sooner or later. Certain ghosts and power tools do not mix.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2022 - Sasappis, Thorfinn, Flower, Trevor - Complete
Haunted Yard Sale reviews
Sam and Jay look for items in Woodstone Mansion to sell.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2022 - Samantha, Jay A., Hetty W., Trevor - Complete
Three Ghost Gals And A Plant reviews
The lady ghosts do some bonding.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2022 - Hetty W., Alberta H., Flower - Complete
Ghosts Verses The Bus reviews
The ghosts encounter a certain song.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2022 - Samantha, Isaac H., Pete, Flower - Complete
Ghost Economics reviews
The ghosts learn a bit more about the modern world.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2022 - Samantha, Hetty W., Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
The Care And Entertainment Of Ghosts reviews
Sometimes it's not easy dealing with invisible people.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2022 - Samantha, Isaac H., Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Farewell To Thee Agency reviews
Now that Mallory and The Agency are gone, what happens next?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2022 - Sterling A., Ray G., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Mallory Archer's Thanksgiving Special reviews
Mallory decides to spend Thanksgiving with her son and her agents. Can you say big mistake?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2022 - Sterling A., Ray G., Cheryl T., Malory A. - Complete
Level One reviews
Mallory works on her enemies' list.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2022 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
My Night With Mother reviews
Mallory wants to spend some quality time with Archer. Archer wants to know if he'll need a lawyer.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2022 - Sterling A., Malory A. - Complete
The Incident At The Winter Ball reviews
Cheryl hires The Agency to escort her to the famed New York Winter Ball. The Winter Ball should have hired The Agency to protect it from Cheryl.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2022 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Of Marriage And Mixology reviews
Lana and Archer have an honest conversation.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2022 - Sterling A., Lana K. - Complete
Woodstone Family Tree reviews
Sam researches her family tree. Unfortunately for her this is one tree that should have been pruned long ago.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2022 - Samantha, Isaac H., Hetty W., Sasappis - Complete
Requiem For Agent 13 reviews
Mallory's latest scam to get higher ratings brings up a ghost from the past. Almost literally.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2022 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Turtle Talk reviews
Isaac talks to a turtle. Seriously.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2022 - Isaac H., Sasappis, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Spies On A Budget reviews
When Robert cuts their expenses, Archer and Mallory are forced to do the unthinkable. Cook for themselves.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2022 - Sterling A., Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Wine Time With Archer And Pam reviews
Archer and Pam crash a food and wine festival.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2022 - Sterling A., Cyril F., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Trevor's Apology reviews
Trevor's apologizes to Sam for causing the accident.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2022 - Samantha, Trevor - Complete
I Got The Budget Blues reviews
Robert is seriously regretting his decision to back The Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2022 - Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Say Hello To Crash reviews
More on Trevor's early days at Woodstone Mansion.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2022 - Pete, Thorfinn, Trevor, Crash - Complete
Trevor Arrives At Woodstone Mansion reviews
How Trevor met the other ghosts.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2022 - Isaac H., Sasappis, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Drone On reviews
The ghost bros become interested in Jay's new hobby.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2022 - Pete, Sasappis, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Ghost Driver reviews
Sam gives the ghosts a fun new experience.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2022 - Isaac H., Pete, Alberta H., Trevor - Complete
My Baby Ate The Dingo reviews
After the events in Japan, Mallory starts to realize that her son may be more dangerous to The Agency than her enemies.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2022 - Sterling A., Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Ghost Dance Party reviews
The ghosts party down with Alberta's new powers.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2022 - Isaac H., Pete, Alberta H., Trevor - Complete
Woodstone Incorporated reviews
The ghosts decide to help Sam with the B&B.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2022 - Samantha, Pete, Alberta H., Trevor - Complete
Homemade Soap And Cornhole reviews
Sam and Jay try some small touches at Woodstone Mansion.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2022 - Samantha, Jay A., Flower, Trevor - Complete
No Curses Here reviews
The ghosts try a group support meeting again.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2022 - Pete, Thorfinn, Alberta H., Trevor - Complete
Bro Talk reviews
The Ghost Guys discuss a few things with each other.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2022 - Isaac H., Pete, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Million Dollar House Hauntings reviews
The Ghosts get inspired by TV. Again.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2022 - Samantha, Hetty W., Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Stargazing With Ghosts reviews
The residents of Woodstone Mansion watch a meteor shower.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2022 - Samantha, Jay A., Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Mallory Archer President For Life reviews
Another money-making scheme goes awry as Archer and Pam spend time with the ultimate mother.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2022 - Sterling A., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
The Puff Piece reviews
A local reporter for a local paper interviews Sam and Jay about Woodstone Mansion.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2022 - Samantha, Isaac H., Hetty W., Trevor - Complete
The Wonders Of Nature reviews
The ghosts go on a nature walk.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2022 - Isaac H., Pete, Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
Bob The Flying Squirrel reviews
Sam meets another ghostly resident of Woodstone Mansion.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2022 - Samantha, Isaac H., Trevor, OC - Complete
Ghost Reality TV reviews
Trevor tries to find a new way for the mansion to make money.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2022 - Samantha, Jay A., Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
Ghost TV reviews
The ghosts have some opinions on television.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2022 - Samantha, Pete, Hetty W., Trevor - Complete
Bro To Bro reviews
The oldest ghost comforts the most recently deceased.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2022 - Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
The Ghost Of Conversation reviews
Not all topics ghosts talk about are intelligent ones.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2022 - Samantha, Isaac H., Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
Ghosts Verses Football reviews
The game gets more interesting with ghosts commentating on it.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2022 - Isaac H., Sasappis, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Basic Pete Theory reviews
Trevor and Sasappis try to work out why Pete's a ghost.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2022 - Isaac H., Pete, Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
Witness To A Duel reviews
Thorfinn, Sasappis and Isaac witness an unusual duel.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2022 - Isaac H., Sasappis, Thorfinn - Complete
A Whine In The Woods reviews
One of the early days of Thorfinn, Sasappis and Isaac spending time together.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2022 - Isaac H., Sasappis, Thorfinn - Complete
A Haunting Of Ghosts reviews
Sam converses with Trevor and Flower about a few topics.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2022 - Samantha, Flower, Trevor - Complete
Ghosts Anonymous reviews
The ghosts try a different tactic for self-improvement.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2022 - Pete, Hetty W., Sasappis, Trevor - Complete
Ghosts Verses Cartoons reviews
Maybe the ghosts are watching too much television?
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2022 - Isaac H., Pete, Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
A Mother-Son Revenge Spree reviews
Archer and Mallory do some mother-son bonding by having a fun night of assassinations and arson.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2022 - Sterling A., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Storm Stories reviews
The ghosts remember a few stormy nights from the past.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2022 - Isaac H., Hetty W., Sasappis, Thorfinn - Complete
The Ghost Of Wall Street reviews
Trevor gets a few surprises when he has Samantha look up his old buddies.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2022 - Samantha, Isaac H., Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
Get Him To The Geek reviews
The Agency become bodyguards for a theoretical scientist. You don't need to be a genius to know how this ends up.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2022 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Ghosts Verses The Supernatural reviews
The ghosts debate an important topic.
Ghosts, 2021 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2022 - Samantha, Isaac H., Thorfinn, Trevor - Complete
A Meeting Is A Terrible Thing To Not Waste reviews
Another day, another meeting of the mindless.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2022 - Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Just Another Mallory Monday reviews
It's not just Garfield who hates Mondays.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2022 - Malory A., OC - Complete
The Incident Of The Delmonico Dolphin reviews
Mallory involves Archer into another one of her social climbing schemes. Too bad other people from The Agency get involved as well.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2022 - Sterling A., Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
One Shot Too Many reviews
The aftereffects of a Pampage.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Hide The Glowing Pig reviews
The Agency tries to hide their past from Sandra. The bigger problem is hiding their present.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2021 - Dr. A. Krieger, Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
101 Mutations reviews
Maybe having an environmentalist around isn't such a good thing for The Agency?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2021 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cyril F., Malory A. - Complete
Idiots Out Of Africa reviews
Archer learns a few things after the events of Photo Op.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
The Battle Of Jimmy Rum Ridge reviews
Co-Written by Coldfusion 180! Both GI Joe and Cobra are forced to fight a common enemy. Their insane teammates' TV show!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2021 - Quick Kick, Shipwreck, Cobra Commander, Zartan - Complete
Break A Leg Mallory reviews
Mallory's aspirations to be an actress is a recurring problem for Archer.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
A Weekend On Davenport Drive reviews
Archer and his team turn an intel mission into a party.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2021 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
A Duck With A Calculator reviews
After the events of London Time, The Agency assesses and celebrates. With lots of alcohol of course.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2021 - Sterling A., Cyril F., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Shiny Happy Agency reviews
Cloud Beam is planning on marketing The Agency as a reliable, competent spy agency. Good luck with that.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2021 - Sterling A., Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Vodka In The Water Cooler reviews
Robert holds his first staff meeting at The Agency. It could very well be his last staff meeting at The Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2021 - Sterling A., Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
A Question Of No Tact Or Delicacy reviews
The Agency discusses the latest office dynamic with typical discretion. Meaning none at all.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2021 - Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Interviews At The Agency reviews
Mallory schedules some interviews to find some new field agents.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2021 - Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Budget Breakers reviews
Expenses at The Agency keep mounting up. Gee I wonder why?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2021 - Sterling A., Cyril F., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Hackers And Heartbreak reviews
While tracking down a rogue hacker, Archer and Pam have a discussion about his love life. And then they proceed to wreck other people's love lives.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2021 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Pam P. - Complete
Dream Psychology 101 reviews
Krieger and Ray help Archer delve through the deeper meaning of his coma dreams.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/19/2021 - Published: 9/17/2021 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Ray G. - Complete
A Rip Off Of Dangerous Liaisons reviews
Mallory wants Archer to help her in her latest scheme that makes Archer miss courier assignments.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Cheryl T., Malory A. - Complete
Meeting Malaise reviews
With all the meetings going around, it's a wonder anything gets done at all. Oh wait…
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Stuck On A Rung Of The Social Ladder reviews
Mallory forces The Agency to go to a funeral in yet another attempt to raise her profile in society.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2021 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
The Real Spies Of New York reviews
Housewives have nothing compared to our favorite ladies.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2021 - Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
A Brief Vacation From Malevolence reviews
After The Agency's Impromptu Prom Night, the gang enjoys some time away from both Mallory and Archer.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Charity Begins At The Office reviews
Mallory schemes to integrate herself in high society. And make some money in the process.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Cheryl T., Malory A. - Complete
Afternoons Of Assassins And Idiots reviews
Dealing with her staff's antics, an elderly assassin squad and a rampaging miniature horse, Mallory wonders if it's time to retire.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2021 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Cheryl T., Malory A. - Complete
Drinks With Mallory reviews
Mallory attempts to win over a government agent in order to get money for her agency. She's going to need more than a good drink.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2021 - Malory A., OC - Complete
The Return Of The Tacti-Cane reviews
There are reasons Archer needs his cane. And they don't all involve the cool gadgets.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2021 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Cheryl T., Malory A. - Complete
Spies In The City reviews
Mallory, Lana, Cheryl and Pam have an interesting Ladies' Night.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2021 - Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Pathos On Poker Night reviews
Another Poker Night, another round of drama and insanity.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2021 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P. - Complete
Plaque Removal reviews
Mallory has another idea to self-promote herself.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
My Evening With Bort reviews
Archer has an interesting evening with a certain imaginary alien.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2021 - Sterling A., Malory A. - Complete
Up The Down Steroid Case reviews
Cyril suffers withdrawal symptoms from Krieger's steroids. Then the entire office suffers.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
Rent A Spy reviews
Archer tries to get some extra money by running his own side hustle.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Blame It On The Parrot reviews
A simple mission turns into a lost weekend for Archer.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2021 - Sterling A., Malory A. - Complete
How To Be Insensitive reviews
The Agency takes a mandatory sensitivity training class. Uh oh…
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
From Me And Other Barry reviews
Barry gives Archer some advice.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/19/2021 - Sterling A., Barry D. - Complete
Archer Verses The Job Market reviews
Archer discovers that finding a new spy career might be harder than he realized.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
The Resume Of Sterling Archer reviews
Archer decides to enter the job market.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Cold Truths reviews
The Agency discovers some things at the end of Cold Fusion.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2021 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
The Poster Girl Of Mommy Shaming reviews
Mallory gives Lana advice about parenting.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2021 - Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
The Attack Of The Zombie Lemur reviews
The Agency has to deal with a crazed lemur in Archer's apartment building.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Drink With Me Buddy reviews
Archer and Pam go out for some drinks, some heart to heart conversation. And a little mayhem.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2021 - Sterling A., Pam P. - Complete
Ray Gillette: Lonely Hearts Counselor reviews
Ray ends up counseling everybody after the events of Double Date.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/17/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Sterling Archer Rides Again reviews
Archer is ready to get back on the dating scene. But is the dating scene ready for him?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/3/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P. - Complete
Real Estate Rigmarole reviews
Mallory tries her hand at real estate again.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Another Meeting Of Drama Club reviews
A staff meeting takes its usual productive turn. By which I mean nothing gets done at all
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2021 - Sterling A., Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Kidnapped At Club Med reviews
Everybody seems to need a break from Archer.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2021 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
When The Robot Factory Shut Down reviews
A few questions answered after the Barry-Apocalypse was prevented.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2021 - Sterling A., Cyril F., Lana K., Barry D. - Complete
A Valet A Day reviews
Archer's expenses keep mounting up.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2021 - Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
The Sleeping Gas Version Of Brett reviews
Archer still has some problems with the Tacti-Cane. The main problem? It's in the hands of Sterling Archer.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Not So Handy reviews
The aftermath of Helping Hands isn't so helpful.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2021 - Sterling A., Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Whatever Happened To Veronica Deane? reviews
Archer has Mallory fill in some gaps about what happened when he was in the coma.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2021 - Sterling A., Malory A. - Complete
No Portentous Mumbles reviews
The Agency welcomes Archer back home with a party.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/16/2021 - Sterling A., Ray G., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
The Long Flight Home reviews
Archer has a nice relaxing flight home with his mother. Yeah. Right.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2021 - Sterling A., Malory A. - Complete
Wake Up Sterling Archer reviews
Archer finally wakes up from his coma dreams. Too bad reality isn't that great.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2021 - Sterling A., Malory A. - Complete
Know Your Joe: Dusty reviews
It's time for Dusty to get in on the act!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2020 - Dusty, Quick Kick - Complete
New Better Cheryl reviews
How Cheryl got her professional groove on.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Malory A. - Complete
Farewell Ron Cadillac reviews
The Agency says goodbye to a beloved friend.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2020 - Ray G., Pam P., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
Coffee Crazies reviews
Krieger tries a cooking segment on his show. And by cooking, I mean drinking.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Thank You Sylvia Fowler reviews
Mallory gives Lana some advice after her engagement.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2020 - Ray G., Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Archer In The Rye reviews
There is an argument that Sterling Archer is a more interesting character than Holden Caufield.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2020 - Sterling A., Malory A. - Complete
Ocelot For Hire reviews
One possible way Mallory made money in the three years Archer was in a coma.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cheryl T., Malory A. - Complete
Know Your Joe: Footloose reviews
Co-Written by ColdFusion 180! It's Footloose's time to shine and cause some mayhem on the Joes' least favorite program.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2020 - Duke, Quick Kick, Roadblock, Shipwreck - Complete
What About Robert? reviews
The gang from The Agency meets Lana's new beau.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/24/2020 - Ray G., Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
What's In An Agency's Name? reviews
The gang needs a name for their new agency. Some things never change.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2020 - Ray G., Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Mallory Verses The Hospital Board reviews
Mallory ruffles more than a few feathers as she stays by her son's side.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2020 - Malory A. - Complete
Burning Morons reviews
The gang makes a slight detour on the way back to New York.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2020 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
There's No Crying In Coma Club reviews
Mallory vents to her support group.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2020 - Malory A., OC - Complete
Au Revoir Figgis Agency reviews
The end of an era.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2020 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Say Goodbye To Hollywood reviews
The gang finally decides that they've had enough of California. Or more accurately, California has had enough of them.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2020 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
From The Memoirs Of Mallory Archer reviews
Once again Mallory tries to work on her autobiography.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2020 - Malory A. - Complete
Reinstated And It Feels So Good reviews
How the gang became spies again.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2020 - Ray G., Slater, Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
What Do The Crazy Folk Do? reviews
Now that drinking is no longer allowed in the office, the gang has to do something all day.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2020 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
The Misery Of Mistake Juice reviews
The aftermath of a major bender forces the agency to a sobering realization.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2020 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Camping Next To The Copy Machine reviews
An emergency forces the Figgis Agency to spend more time at the office.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/1/2020 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Living That Southern Cali Lifestyle reviews
Life in California is a bit more difficult than the gang thought it would be.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/25/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
Moron Dollar Real Estate reviews
A real estate agent has trouble selling a building with the Figgis Agency as its neighbors.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
TV Watch Patrol reviews
Time to watch some television with the gang.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2020 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Mallory's List reviews
Mallory finds time to focus on the important things in life. Well, important to her anyway.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2020 - Malory A. - Complete
A Pair Of Aces And A Vomit Covered Picasso reviews
It's Poker Night again!
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2020 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Cheryl's Commencement Address reviews
Cheryl passes on some words of wisdom.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2020 - Cheryl T. - Complete
Back To The Drawing Board Krieger reviews
Krieger experiments with interdimensional travel.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Mallory Medical Confidential reviews
Mallory's life has more drama than she bargained for.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2020 - Malory A., OC - Complete
The Carrot Caper reviews
The Figgis Agency is hired for security at an agricultural event.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2020 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Time Waits For No Tunt reviews
It's official. The warranty has expired on Cheryl's brain.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2020 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Morning At Cheryl's Place reviews
A typical morning with the gang.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Just A Couple Of Characters reviews
Pam and Cheryl come up with a creative way to make money. Too bad their way is also considered a felony.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2020 - Cyril F., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
The Coma Club reviews
Mallory holds a meeting with other people in a similar situation.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2020 - Malory A., OC - Complete
The Ravioli Rumble reviews
The Figgis Agency gets into an unusual altercation that has surprising results.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/11/2020 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
A Creative Use Of The Pause reviews
Cyril will do whatever it takes to make money for his agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2020 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Carpool Craziness reviews
The traffic in LA would drive anybody crazy. Add the fact that some people are already crazy…
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
Cobra Commander Addresses The Crisis reviews
Cobra Commander sends out a PSA to prove his own leadership skills. It goes as well as all his other schemes.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2020 - Cobra Commander - Complete
Fashion Tips From The Coma Ward reviews
Mallory and Gladys discuss fashion with some other hospital visitors.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2020 - Malory A., OC - Complete
Don't Get Smart With Me reviews
Another episode of Krieger's show where the gang tries to do the impossible.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Poker Pals reviews
Another fun night of friendship, conversations, cardplaying and violence with the gang.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2020 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
My Little Piggly reviews
Krieger comes up with another money-making scheme that may actually work.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Let Them Eat Inappropriate Cake reviews
After the gang forgets Archer's birthday, they decide to make it up to Mallory. Which leads Mallory to wish she kept her mouth shut.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2020 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
How To Get Banned From Argo Le Spa reviews
When Lana gets set up on a blind date, the Figgis Agency decides to investigate. Not to mention get a free dinner.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2020 - Ray G., Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Ask Krieger And Friends reviews
This is not a group to get advice from.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
Pam Spreads The Sunshine reviews
Pam visits Archer in the hospital along with Cheryl and Krieger, much to Mallory's chagrin.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Please Don't Be My Neighbor reviews
The Figgis Agency is having trouble with their neighbors. Or more accurately, their neighbors are having trouble with them.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Archer Bait reviews
The Figgis Agency finds a foolproof way to do some easy bounty hunting.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2020 - Sterling A., Ray G., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Work It Figgis Agency reviews
The Figgis Agency is clawing their way to success, literally doing whatever it takes to make a buck.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2020 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Exile In La La Land reviews
Mallory gets a phone call from an old friend.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2020 - Malory A. - Complete
The Upper Crust reviews
Cheryl decides to make an impression on high society. She does, but not the way she intended.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2020 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Death Of A Stationery Store reviews
The Figgis Agency goes to another store closing in order to get out of another meeting.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/8/2020 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Fake It Until You Make It reviews
The Figgis Agency decides to get back to basics in order to get ahead.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2020 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Le Requin Strikes reviews
An old enemy of Archer's takes the Figgis Agency hostage. This is starting to get predictable.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2020 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P., OC - Complete
Fun Times At Hollywood Universe reviews
Pam celebrates her birthday with the gang at a themed restaurant.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Love Amongst The Toasters reviews
The Figgis Agency finds gossip about one of their least likely members.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2020 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Another Day Of Hospital Drama reviews
The coma plotline may be fine for Archer, but for Mallory and everyone around her…Not so much.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2020 - Lana K., Pam P., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
The Lunacy Eclipse reviews
The Figgis Agency throws a party to watch the lunar eclipse.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T. - Complete
The Last Bastion Of Intelligent Conversation reviews
More interesting topics and debates on Krieger's Korner. Well interesting to some people anyway.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
Know Your Joe: Chuckles reviews
Never judge a Joe by his Hawaiian shirt.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2020 - Hawk, Quick Kick, Shipwreck, Chuckles - Complete
Idiots In The Attic reviews
The gang looks for buried treasure in Cheryl's attic.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/11/2020 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Ron C. - Complete
Krieger Katz reviews
Krieger tries to get into the cat toy market. Felines have their own views on this.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Krieger's Virtual Girlfriend/Mitsuko M., Ron C. - Complete
Anger Management With The Figgis Agency reviews
Cyril finally decides that it's time the gang gets the help they desperately need. Too bad nobody is there to help the therapist working with them.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2020 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
The Archer Clause reviews
A holiday tradition through the years with an Archer family twist.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2019 - Sterling A., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
How To Get Rich With Minimal Embezzlement reviews
The gang tries to learn some money management skills.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
The Glengoolie Blue Diary reviews
The gang finds Archer's diary. They're not exactly happy about what he wrote.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2019 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
You Said It Stewie reviews
Another fun episode of Krieger's Korner where the main topic is insanity.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Pam P., Ron C. - Complete
Idiots Of Mercy reviews
The gang visits Archer in the hospital.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2019 - Sterling A., Ray G., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Dinner At Casa De Crazy reviews
Another dinner at Cheryl's Place. Another round of insane arguments and disturbing conversations. Be thankful your dinners aren't like this.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2019 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P., Ron C. - Complete
Bring Me A Valium Smoothie reviews
Pam and Cheryl go to rehab. Talk about a Lost Weekend.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2019 - Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
Responding To A Code Pink reviews
Things get out of hand when Ray gets drunk.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Planet Of Paladins reviews
Pam and Krieger go to a video game convention.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Pam P., Ron C. - Complete
News From Krieger's Korner reviews
Krieger's podcast tries to be more informative and relevant. Tries is the operative word here.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Pam P., Ron C. - Complete
Happy Birthday Ron reviews
Ron celebrates his birthday with the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2019 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Ron C. - Complete
Mindlessness reviews
Don't you need a mind in order to do a mindfulness exercise?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
This Ain't Child's Play reviews
Things get spooky when the gang discovers a secret locked room at Cheryl's Place.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2019 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P., Ron C. - Complete
Know Your Joe: Short Fuse reviews
Co-Written by ColdFusion 180! Short Fuse decides to make himself the subject of his own show. Too bad his timing needs work.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,086 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2019 - Beach Head, Duke, Quick Kick, Shipwreck - Complete
The Eternal Quest Of Cyril Figgis reviews
Cyril will do whatever it takes to get Lana back. Even though the probability of that happening is zero. Or is it?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
The Wedding Groomsman's Hangover reviews
Cyril is invited to a wedding. Unfortunately for him, not only do most of the Figgis Agency tag along, the ceremony is at a winery.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T. - Complete
Mallory And That Green Thing reviews
Mallory gives her opinion on the environmental crisis.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2019 - Sterling A., Ray G., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
A Crash Course In Neighbor Diplomacy reviews
The gang at Cheryl's Place has trouble with their neighbors. Gee I wonder why?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Ron C. - Complete
Scenes From A Marriage reviews
Ron reflects on where his marriage went wrong. In hindsight, it's pretty obvious.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2019 - Sterling A., Lana K., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
Fire Beats Paper reviews
Krieger does an experiment for his podcast.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Ron C. - Complete
As Cheryl's Place Turns reviews
When Ron's girlfriend breaks up with him, the gang tries to cheer him up. By breaking a few laws.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2019 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P., Ron C. - Complete
Poker Night At Cheryl's Place reviews
Ron joins the gang for one of their infamous poker nights.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2019 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P., Ron C. - Complete
Fun Facts And Animal Attacks reviews
Ron Cadillac guest stars on a very special Krieger's Korner. Too bad for him it's the same old programming.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Ron C. - Complete
The Cautionary Tale Of Carl Kenicky reviews
Ron tries to give Cyril some advice.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P., Ron C. - Complete
Lana Kane: Secret Courier reviews
Lana finds her side hustle to be extremely annoying as well as surprisingly lucrative.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2019 - Slater, Lana K., Malory A., OC - Complete
The Anti-Purge Act Of 1914 reviews
Cheryl shares even more of her family history.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2019 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Dinner At Cheryl's Place reviews
When you eat with the Figgis Agency, you get dinner and a show.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P., Ron C. - Complete
The Popcorn Paradox reviews
Movie night is always a bonding experience. Or an opportunity to drive each other crazy.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Pam P., Ron C. - Complete
Treasure Fever reviews
Krieger goes treasure hunting with some new sonar equipment he made.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Ron C. - Complete
Life In A Zoo reviews
Ron finds out that life with the Figgis Agency can be pretty wild.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P., Ron C. - Complete
Cheryl's Place reviews
Fun and frolics happen when most of the gang hangs out in one of Cheryl's mansions.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2019 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P., Ron C. - Complete
Mallory Scorned reviews
Mallory decides to take charge when she discovers she's been out of the loop on a lot of things. Particularly when she finds out Ron is dating someone else.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2019 - Ray G., Lana K., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
The Air Other People Breathe reviews
The Figgis Agency decides to invest in an oxygen bar.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
House Of Tunt reviews
Cheryl decides to put on a fashion show.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
A Second Or Third Opinion reviews
There may be other reasons Archer has been in a coma for so long.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Malory A., OC - Complete
Shark Bait reviews
Mallory is introduced to a popular children's song.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2019 - Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Pam Leads The Charge reviews
Pam strikes a blow against fat shaming.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2019 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Flyer Away reviews
The Figgis Agency is hired to distribute information as part of a viral marketing promotion for a new movie.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2019 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
County Day PTA reviews
AJ's school has gotten a lot more interesting since she enrolled in it.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Mallory And Ray's Night Out reviews
Ray takes Mallory out to cheer her up. No good deed goes without a lot of mayhem.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2019 - Ray G., Malory A. - Complete
The Trouble With T-Scoots reviews
Cheryl decides to go into the electric scooter business with Krieger.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cheryl T., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Rage On Lana reviews
Lana may have anger issues.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2019 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
The Figgis Agency Moves On Up reviews
The Figgis Agency schemes to get higher ratings for their agency. And they are willing to do anything to get them. Even do an honest day's work.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K. - Complete
The PH Fudderdudder's Fracas reviews
An ice cream outing goes awry.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2019 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Office Etiquette With The Figgis Agency reviews
If you want to learn what not to do in an office, look no further.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Keep On Truckin' Pam reviews
To make some extra money, Pam turns to truck driving.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2019 - Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P., OC - Complete
The Purpose Porpoise reviews
Lana, Pam and Cheryl think about bringing some meaning into their lives.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2019 - Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
The Role Of Archer's Father reviews
Mallory holds auditions for someone to play Young Archer's Father.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2019 - Malory A., OC - Complete
Any News Figgis Agency? reviews
Current events provide some interesting discussions. In the case of the Figgis Agency, a little too interesting.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
The Tuntmont Stakes reviews
Cheryl gets into horse racing when she acquires a racetrack.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2019 - Cyril F., Cheryl T., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
The HOOF Fundraising Fiasco reviews
Mallory gets the Figgis Agency hired for security at a charity event. You know what they say about charity beginning at home…
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2019 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
The Purr-Fect Case reviews
The Figgis Agency is hired to house sit a Beverly Hills mansion for a weekend. The catch: the mansion filled with 65 cats. But not for long.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
Spoil Sports reviews
The Figgis Agency discusses topics of great importance. Mostly things that happened on their favorite TV shows.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
Educating AJ reviews
With the teacher's strike going on, the Figgis Agency takes it upon themselves to teach AJ. They never learn. Unless Mallory teaches them a thing or two.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2019 - Ray G., Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
The Figgis Agency Makes The Grade reviews
The Figgis Agency makes a name in education. Unfortunately it's not a good one.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Burner Baby reviews
Lana faces a parenting issue sooner than she expected.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2019 - Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Marriage Counseling For Maniacs reviews
Mallory and Ron go to marriage counseling.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2019 - Malory A., OC, Ron C. - Complete
Krieger Farms: The Taste Of Science reviews
Another day, another crazy scam to make money. Another disaster. Another international incident...
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K. - Complete
One Coma Mother To Another reviews
Mallory makes a new friend.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2019 - Sterling A., Malory A., OC - Complete
Scandals On The Shore reviews
Another day where the Figgis Agency does nothing. It's an agency about nothing!
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
This Old Elevator reviews
Cyril somehow gets the Figgis Agency on his favorite TV show.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Ron C. - Complete
Ron And Mallory At The Hospital reviews
Ron and Mallory both visit Archer at the same time. Archer's lucky he's in a coma.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2019 - Sterling A., Lana K., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
Hanging Ten On Krieger's Korner reviews
The gang has another fun day at the beach.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Archer Knows Least reviews
Lana is looking for some videos of Archer to show to AJ. The problem is that AJ may not be ready to see any of them until she's thirty.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2019 - Sterling A., Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K. - Complete
Krieger's Hot Tub Party reviews
The gang on Krieger's Korner decides to lighten things up.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Drinking Embezzlement Champange reviews
Cyril is worried he might have gone a tad too far misusing Cheryl's credit card.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
Archer's Wake reviews
Missing Archer, the gang decides to hold a party in his honor. While drinking all his alcohol and going through his stuff.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Moron Law reviews
Mallory is just not having a good day. Then again, any day she has to clean up her son's messes is not a good one.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Cyril Figgis: Lady Killer reviews
Cyril's bad luck with his love life continues.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F. - Complete
Slime Welcoming Party reviews
AJ's latest interest clashes with the Figgis Agency trying to befriend their new neighbors. Especially when Krieger puts his own spin on the fad.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K. - Complete
Get Smart With Krieger's Korner reviews
Something the gang just can't be able to do. They never learn. Some more than others.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
Put It In The Scrapbook reviews
Another day of what passes for intelligent conversation at the Figgis Agency. Insults, alcohol, interesting topics, animals running amok, scrapbooks, and some casual irradiation.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Malory A. - Complete
Move Over Algonquin Round Table reviews
Another poker night at the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Crypto Craziness reviews
Krieger tries to get the agency on the crypto currency bandwagon again.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Malory A. - Complete
A Good Education And A Decent Orgy reviews
A cheating and bribery scandal impacts the lives of the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2019 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
The Brownie Brouhaha reviews
The Figgis Agency's reputation takes another hit when the shocking truth of what goes on at the café next door comes out.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
The Data Breach Deflection reviews
The Figgis Agency finds itself in the unusual position of investigating a crime they committed.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K. - Complete
Interview With A Tunt reviews
Cheryl gets interviewed on live television to promote her company.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Hanging Out At Krieger's Korner reviews
Some shows are timeless. They don't belong anywhere or at any time.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
In The Know With Krieger's Korner reviews
Another installment of everyone's favorite web show. They really should know better by now.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
What's In The Walls? reviews
It's anyone's guess what got out of Krieger's lab this time.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K. - Complete
My Date With Cheryl reviews
Cheryl convinces Cyril to go on a proper date with her. He really should know better by now.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Big Red Flags For Bad Bosses reviews
Something the Figgis Agency is more than familiar with.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2019 - Ray G., Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Being Mallory reviews
Mallory sees what goes on at the Figgis Agency when she's not there. The problem is that she is there. Sort of.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2019 - Ray G., Pam P., Malory A., OC - Complete
The Grand Easton Affair reviews
Lana is recruited for a secret mission by another secret agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., OC - Complete
Coffee Crisis reviews
The Figgis Agency learns the hard way to never let Krieger make coffee.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/26/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K. - Complete
Don't Be Koi reviews
Krieger convinces the Figgis Agency to invest in his latest money-making scheme. This plan is all wet.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K. - Complete
The Morons Who Came For Drinks reviews
The party never stops at the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2019 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
The Figgis Agency On The Town reviews
The gang has a fun filled day in LA.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2019 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Pam And Cheryl Get The Word Out reviews
Pam comes up with another plan to advertise the Figgis Agency. Maybe they would be better off if nobody knew who they were?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2019 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Swimming With Robot Dolphins reviews
Another typical weekend of drunken drug crazed shenanigans for the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Mallory On A Plane reviews
After her Alaskan cruise ends in disaster, Mallory is forced to fly back home. Or more accurately, the other passengers are forced to fly with Mallory.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Malory A., OC - Complete
The Frost Weekend reviews
Lana and the gang take AJ to a children's theme park. Meanwhile Mallory goes on a weekend cruise.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
Weekend At Mallory's reviews
As Mallory delves further into drug induced madness, the gang decides to take advantage of the situation.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2018 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
WTNT In LA reviews
The Figgis Agency is hired by Cheryl to temporarily run her radio station.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
Orange You Glad To Be At Happenings? reviews
More helpful hints and fun on Krieger's Korner from everyone's favorite new hangout.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Dress For Success reviews
The gang discusses proper job interviewing etiquette. Maybe they should take their own advice?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2018 - Ray G., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Health Kick In The Head reviews
The gang decides to try to live a healthier lifestyle. Naturally Krieger sees this as a business opportunity.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
A Tunt Thanksgiving reviews
Cheryl remembers a Thanksgiving when she wasn't the one who caused the most drama. Or damage.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2018 - Cheryl T., OC - Complete
The Great Cyborg Smoke Out reviews
Lana convinces Ray to give up smoking cigarettes for two weeks. Which proves to be a challenge until Krieger comes up with a solution.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
The Retirement Dinner Of Percival J Thistlescone reviews
Cheryl hosts a retirement dinner for one of her board members at her restaurant.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2018 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Know Your Joe: Thunder reviews
Co-Written by ColdFusion 180! Short Fuse and Quick Kick decide to entertain the Joes during a first class flight. Proving that some people have no class.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2018 - Bazooka, Beach Head, Quick Kick, Shipwreck - Complete
Tacky Art And The Smell Of Paste reviews
Lana and Mallory go to a parent-teacher conference at AJ's school.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2018 - Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Duck! reviews
Krieger creates a slight catastrophe when he designs the perfect duck call.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Pam Vs Food reviews
Pam quests for eating immortality by taking several restaurant challenges.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
A Bad Day For Stonefield PI reviews
A private detective makes the biggest mistake of his life when he decides to investigate the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T. - Complete
Charm School With Professor Tunt reviews
Cheryl teaches an online class about etiquette.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2018 - Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Mallory Makes A Stand reviews
Mallory becomes an activist when a new proposed law hits close to home.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2018 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Art R' Us reviews
The Figgis Agency decides to break into the art world. Odds are they'll probably break it.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2018 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
The Bodyguards reviews
A Hollywood star hires the Figgis Agency to protect him. Too bad he didn't hire someone to protect him from the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/5/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Charity Begins With Tunt reviews
Cheryl hires the gang to accompany her to a fundraising gala hosted by a former schoolmate of hers.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
Things Happen At Happenings reviews
More fun on Krieger's Korner. As well as more riots.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
The Biggest Pancake In Blue Vista Springs reviews
Cheryl hires the Figgis Agency to bail out one of her board members. However, they get distracted by a giant pancake.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
The Third Or Fourth Degree reviews
The gang decides it's time to broaden their educational horizons. Or completely destroy everyone else's.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K. - Complete
Jupiter Aligns With Mars reviews
Cheryl convinces the gang to participate in a New Age ritual.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2018 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
The Case Of The Missing Krieger reviews
A missing persons case gets weirder when it is revealed that a woman's missing fiancé is actually a Krieger clone.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
Revenge Of The Kyo-Kai reviews
The Figgis Agency finds itself in a unique situation when a popular game chooses their location as a dojo.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Lana K., Krieger's Virtual Girlfriend/Mitsuko M. - Complete
The Last Will And Testament Of Arthur Woodhouse reviews
The old valet gets the last laugh.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2018 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Malory A., Woodhouse - Complete
AJ's Elegant Tea Party reviews
AJ has a playdate with the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2018 - Ray G., Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Ship Of Tunts reviews
When Cheryl inherits a yacht, the Figgis Agency sees an opportunity to make money. Not to mention get a free cruise.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Milton Rides Again reviews
You can't keep a good toaster down.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
Get Help Lana reviews
Lana goes to group therapy.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P., OC - Complete
Pam's Presentation reviews
Pam makes an argument for a four day work week.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Unfocused Group reviews
An advertising agency hires the members of the Figgis Agency as a focus group.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Poovey Driver reviews
Pam decides to make some extra money by driving her own taxi.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2018 - Pam P., OC - Complete
What's Happening At Krieger's Korner reviews
Krieger attempts to make his podcast more sophisticated.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Odd Spies Out reviews
Lana and Mallory go to a parents' mixer at County Day.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Out Of Cluck reviews
Krieger decides to go into the chicken breeding business.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
The Case Of The Wandering Ocelot reviews
The Figgis Agency gets involved in more ways than one when Babou gets loose.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T. - Complete
Fun With Flowers reviews
Krieger's Korner takes a little trip to the Botanical Gardens.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Ray G., Cheryl T. - Complete
Fifty Ways To Know Your Archer reviews
Who knows Archer best? Pam or Lana?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Stuck On Krieger's Korner reviews
Krieger and his co-hosts go on a little field trip to the La Brea Tar Pits.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
Rave On Figgis Agency reviews
The never ending quest of the Figgis Agency to make money takes some weird and highly illegal turns.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Woodhouse's Funeral reviews
Death of a beloved valet.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Ron Cadillac's House Of Pleasure reviews
When Mallory's away, Ron will play.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Lana K., Pam P., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
We Have Anything But All reviews
Lana ponders an age-old question.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
A Productive Day At The Figgis Agency reviews
Cyril tries to get his staff to be more productive. The only things they produce are more chaos and fires.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 6/16/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Malory A. - Complete
Zombie Racoons And Air Conditioning reviews
Important topics are discussed on Krieger's Korner. Well, important to these people.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/16/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Helpful Hints From Krieger's Korner reviews
Krieger tries to make his show more helpful. Predictably his co-stars do everything but help.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Welcome To Elastic Acres reviews
The gang on Krieger's Korner debates how to solve another problem facing the world.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/13/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Viva La Figgis Agency reviews
Cyril will do anything to keep his agency running. And that's not just a figure of speech.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
I'll Make A Man (Or Something Else) Out Of You reviews
Pam tries to convince Ray to join her in underground fighting.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/9/2018 - Ray G., Pam P. - Complete
Puppet Problems reviews
As if Cheryl didn't have enough personalities as it is…
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2018 - Cheryl T., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Important Scientific Debates reviews
The gang on Krieger's Korner try to answer some very important issues of our time.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
The Figgis Agency Commercial reviews
Cyril and Krieger shoot a commercial for the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cyril F. - Complete
Eggshell Verses Oxford White reviews
Another meeting at the Figgis Agency is another excuse to get nothing done.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Mallory's Elegant Dinner Party reviews
Mallory throws a party to try and appease her neighbors.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2018 - Cheryl T., Lana K., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
Business Ethics At The Figgis Agency reviews
In short, there aren't any.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T. - Complete
The King Of Hotel Lobby Incidents reviews
A trip down memory lane at some of the many, many disasters in hotels Archer has caused.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2018 - Sterling A., Pam P., Malory A., OC - Complete
The Happenings At Happenings reviews
The gang finds a new hangout. And new ways to drive Mallory crazy. As well as everyone else around them.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/18/2018 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
Shut Up And Drive reviews
Ron and Mallory get lost while driving to the opera.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12/2018 - Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
Liar Of The Year reviews
An award is an award right? It doesn't matter if you give it to yourself.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2018 - Sterling A., Cyril F., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Another Pipe Dream Interrupted reviews
Mallory decides to get into the hotel business with Cheryl. Too bad she chose an unfortunate location.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2018 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
The Brawl At The Mall reviews
A store closing puts some members of the Figgis Agency in a tizzy.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Figgis Anonymous reviews
Cyril goes to a meeting for sexual addiction. Things do not go well.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2018 - Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Brunch With Krieger reviews
Nothing like eggs, semi-legal brownies, mimosas, a bat invasion and robot bears to get over a breakup.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Krieger's Virtual Girlfriend/Mitsuko M. - Complete
Wilting Cherry Blossoms Of Light reviews
Krieger puts on a play.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Malory A., Krieger's Virtual Girlfriend/Mitsuko M., Ron C. - Complete
The Good Grandparent reviews
Lana and Mallory have a heart to heart conversation.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2018 - Lana K., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
Visiting Archer reviews
Some of the gang visits Archer in the hospital.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2018 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Coffee With Mallory And Ron reviews
Another family moment in the life of the Archers.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/21/2018 - Lana K., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
The Not So Young And Agitated reviews
Mallory's life looks more like a soap opera every day.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20/2018 - Malory A., Barry D., Ron C. - Complete
A Scene Of Artful Negotiations reviews
It's a skill getting any money and hours at all being a detective at the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
The Blame Game reviews
Things are not going well at the Figgis Agency. What to do about it? Assign blame.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
The LA Business Expo Incident reviews
The Figgis Agency's latest attempts to get clients and make an impression on the business community gets a tad out of hand.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
The Office Olympics reviews
The Figgis Agency holds their version of the Olympics.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Critter Time On Krieger's Korner reviews
Krieger's podcast gets a bit more wild than usual.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G. - Complete
Fast Times In Krieger's Lab reviews
Krieger remembers some parties he held in the past. Parties some people wish they could forget.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/6/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Sterling A., Ray G., Krieger's Virtual Girlfriend/Mitsuko M. - Complete
Live With Krieger And Mitsuko reviews
Krieger tries his hologram girlfriend as a co-host on his show.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Krieger's Virtual Girlfriend/Mitsuko M. - Complete
Return To Krieger's Korner reviews
Another day, another episode of Krieger's podcast.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/6/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Krieger's Korner reviews
Krieger decides to start up his own podcast.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Murder At Shady Pines reviews
The Figgis Agency is called in to solve a murder at a rest home.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
AJ Is A Star reviews
The gang goes to a play put on by AJ's school.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
The Adventures of Pamela And Glue-ise reviews
Pam and Cheryl mix work with fun. And I mean fun with very little work.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/24/2018 - Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
Krieger's Ark reviews
Just when you thought Krieger's menagerie couldn't get any weirder…
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K. - Complete
How To Not Increase Productivity reviews
Something the members of the Figgis Agency are experts on.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Attack Of The Squishy Wishys reviews
The latest toy fad hits the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cheryl T., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Job Interviews For Idiots reviews
Lana, Ray and Pam review some job skills they might need for the future.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2018 - Ray G., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
The Hot Dogs Of War reviews
The Figgis Agency wages war against a hot dog vendor.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Scent Of A Krieger reviews
Krieger tries his hand at making fragrances.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Pam P., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
Virtual Fantasy At The Figgis Agency reviews
Mallory isn't above using experimental technology to try to get ahead. Too bad she also isn't above using Krieger to do it.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cheryl T., Malory A. - Complete
Mallory's Bad Morning reviews
Civilian life is never easy for a former spymaster.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2018 - Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
Fodder For The Gossip Mill reviews
Everybody just has to get into everyone else's business don't they?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Ray G., Lana K., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
Spy Agency On Demand reviews
Some of the past actions of the agents are starting to come back to haunt them.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
As The Appliances Turn reviews
Milton just can't keep out of trouble. Just like the rest of the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cyril F., Lana K., Krieger's Virtual Girlfriend/Mitsuko M. - Complete
We're Toast reviews
The Figgis Agency has more problems than most normal agencies do. Then again the Figgis Agency is anything but normal.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Days Of Our Figgis Agency reviews
Like sands in the hourglass, so is the insanity in the gang's lives.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
The Adventures Of Admiral Curtain Drawers reviews
Cyril has a brief fling with a friend of a friend of Krieger's. This is where things get weird.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
Krieger Marches For Science reviews
Krieger joins a protest movement.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Barry D., Krieger's Virtual Girlfriend/Mitsuko M. - Complete
The Next To Last Straw reviews
Members of the Figgis Agency have another interesting debate. Although not necessarily about the same topic.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2018 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Ray And Krieger See The Sights reviews
Ray and Krieger have a fun day exploring LA.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K. - Complete
Attack Of The 50 Foot Tunt reviews
Krieger's experiments get out of hand. And feet.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cyril F., Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
What A Lot of Baloney reviews
The Figgis Agency smuggles some illegal meat from Mexico to make ends meet.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Livening Up The Debate reviews
A women's rights debate gets more interesting when a certain pink haired hologram crashes the party.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2018 - Lana K., Krieger's Virtual Girlfriend/Mitsuko M. - Complete
Onward New California reviews
The Figgis Agency has an interesting opportunity to get in on a certain movement.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/20/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
The Not So Straight And Narrow reviews
Staying out of trouble is never easy for the members of the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2018 - Cyril F., Lana K., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
The Figgis Agency Is Out To Lunch reviews
The gang goes out to lunch to take a break from the insanity that is their lives. Too bad insanity follows them wherever they go.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2018 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Malory A. - Complete
Dimwits Of The Desert reviews
The gang has a fun little trip out in the desert. Complete with explosives, alcohol and other illegal substances.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
Mallory's Intervention reviews
When Mallory's drinking and drug use gets out of control, the gang plans an intervention.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Mallory's Lost Afternoon reviews
Another day, another drug crazed binge for Mallory.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Knock It Off Mallory reviews
Mallory really needs to learn how to get along with her neighbors.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Ray G., Lana K., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Cyril Figgis: Love Detective reviews
Cyril goes on a dating website and has mixed results.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Cyril F., Cheryl T., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Toxic Work Enviroment reviews
The Figgis Agency is the poster child of how an office shouldn't be.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2017 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
From Russia With Love And Hate reviews
Archer gets some unlikely help when there's another assassination attempt on his life.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2017 - Sterling A., Katya K. - Complete
Vampires Verses Unicorns reviews
Another spirited debate using sharp intellect and deductive reasoning.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2017 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
The Ewok Equation reviews
After the Stitch Krieger incident, the gang has an argument about a certain movie franchise.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
10 And A Half reviews
Mayhem ensues when it is revealed that Krieger has created a different breed of robot. He's definitely been watching too many movies.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
Where's Mitsuko? reviews
The further adventures of Krieger's holographic girlfriend.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Lana K., Krieger's Virtual Girlfriend/Mitsuko M. - Complete
A Figgis Agency Thanksgiving reviews
The gang celebrate Thanksgiving. Be thankful your holiday isn't spent with these idiots.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
Mallory Verses The Neighborhood Association reviews
Mallory just doesn't get along with her neighbors.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2017 - Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
Investing With Archer reviews
Archer has never been good with money.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2017 - Sterling A., Ray G., Cyril F., Malory A. - Complete
Pam Poovey: Advertising Genius reviews
The Figgis Agency learns there is such a thing as bad publicity when Pam plasters the town with pink fliers.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2017 - Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Ron And Mallory's Anniversary reviews
Ron and Mallory celebrate their anniversary. Unfortunately, they don't celebrate it alone.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/4/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cheryl T., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
Hello Archer reviews
Lana has a conversation with Archer while he is in a coma.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2017 - Sterling A., Lana K. - Complete
All Creatures Crazy And Weird reviews
Mallory is getting fed up with Krieger's menagerie he keeps at the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Malory A. - Complete
An Utter Catastrophe reviews
Krieger ends up getting a new pet when a cat sitting assignment goes awry.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Malory A. - Complete
Krieger Koffee reviews
Krieger makes his own coffee brewer.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Malory A. - Complete
Why Mallory Hates Ray reviews
A question on everyone's mind.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Ray G., Malory A. - Complete
The Figgis Agency Cooks reviews
In order to save her marriage, Mallory gets the Figgis Agency to take a cooking class with her and Ron.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
Know Your Joe: Lifeline reviews
Co-Written with ColdFusion 180! This time it's Lifeline's turn to get the treatment. He might not like the taste of his own medicine.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2017 - Lifeline, Shipwreck - Complete
Visiting Hours reviews
Mallory visits Archer in the hospital.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/21/2017 - Malory A. - Complete
Days Of Tequila And Bearclaws reviews
Another meeting at the Figgis Agency. Another excuse to do nothing and get drunk.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14/2017 - Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
Another Day, Another Ostrich Incident reviews
Somebody's been dipping into the groovy bears again.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14/2017 - Cheryl T., Lana K. - Complete
The Relationship Between Tens And Fours reviews
Lana and Pam have a heart to heart talk about the men in their lives.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2017 - Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Show Me What You Got TV! reviews
The Figgis Agency reviews the Fall TV schedule.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/13/2017 - Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
The Wet And The Wild reviews
When morale at the Figgis Agency starts slipping to an all-time low, Pam takes it upon herself to lighten the mood.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Pam P., Malory A. - Complete
That Figgis Agency Show reviews
The guys do some late-night bonding.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Malory A. - Complete
Oh That Figgis! reviews
Cyril's attempts to apologize to Lana backfire. Again.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Ray G., Cyril F., Pam P. - Complete
The Lana And Ray Show reviews
Another episode of fun and fluff between a former spy and her best friend, a gay cyborg who is also a former spy.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
The Fourth Law of Robotics reviews
I don't think even Isaac Asimov saw this coming. Phrasing.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
The Figgis Agency And The Butterfly reviews
Krieger comes up with another crazy experiment that Cyril tries to use to make money.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T. - Complete
The Ding-A-Ling Ring Strikes Back reviews
The Figgis Agency decides to pass the time pursuing some semi-pointless revenge vandalism and theft.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Ray G., Cyril F., Lana K., Pam P. - Complete
Flip Flops reviews
Mallory tries to make money by investing in real estate.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cheryl T., Malory A., Ron C. - Complete
Cyril's Revenge Take Two reviews
While Archer is in a coma, Cyril plots to retain control over his agency once and for all. Not to mention get revenge on Archer.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Cyril F., Cheryl T. - Complete
Pam On The March reviews
A breastfeeding protest ends up on the street of the Figgis Agency. Typically, the participation of a few members of the agency turns it into a riot.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Cyril F., Cheryl T., Pam P. - Complete
The Kingsmen Kerfuffle reviews
The gang recalls the time they tangled with another spy agency. Spoiler Alert: It's all Archer's fault.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2017 - Sterling A., Malory A. - Complete
The Figgis Agency Yard Sale reviews
When Cheryl hires the gang to go through her deceased aunt's house, the Figgis Agency decides to raise money with a yard sale.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Dr. A. Krieger, Ray G., Cyril F., Cheryl T. - Complete
The Bad And The Bonkers reviews
The Figgis Agency is hired as mourners for Ellis Crane's funeral by his agent.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2017 - Ray G., Cheryl T., Lana K., Malory A. - Complete
Mallory The Interoir Designer reviews
Spymasters do not make good decorators.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Complete
Afternoon In The Park With AJ reviews
Lana, Pam and Ray take AJ out to the park while the Figgis Agency is undergoing repairs.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Complete
Woe Betide The Figgis Agency reviews
When it rains it pours. Unfortunately for the Figgis Agency that expression turns out to be literal.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Complete
That Sinking Feeling reviews
A sinkhole appears in the Figgis Agency's garage.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Complete
Earthquake Part II: The Rumbling reviews
Another earthquake hits the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Complete
Figgis Spinners reviews
The Figgis Agency decides to capitalize on the latest fad sweeping the nation.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2017 - Complete
Song Of Kriegtopia reviews
Krieger's unusual offspring send him a video letter.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2017 - Complete
Lana's List reviews
Lana wonders where she went wrong in her life. Pretty obvious if you think about it.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2017 - Complete
The Deadly Velvet Murders Special reviews
A news agency does an in depth report on Veronica Deane and Archer's relationship. As well as Archer's relationship with Lana.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Complete
Hollywood Bloodbath reviews
The Long Water insurance scam has far reaching consequences.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Complete
Sterling Archer, Born To Be A Star reviews
Things get tense at the Figgis Agency when the press gets hold of a few of Archer's sexual escapades.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Complete
Dr Krieger's Bodacious Bear Claws reviews
With Archer incapacitated, Mallory must find new ways to bring money into the agency. The trouble is she keeps falling back into her same old patterns. And so do her agents.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/10/2017 - Complete
Of Agony Aunts And Idiots reviews
Ray and Pam have a talk about how the Deadly Velvet incident affected them and everyone else at the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2017 - Complete
Goodbye Woodhouse reviews
Woodhouse receives his final reward for his loyalty.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Complete
The Dead Zone Pool reviews
In the odds for surviving the Figgis Agency, Poor Ol' Ray has a big disadvantage.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2017 - Complete
Cyril Figgis On The Prowl reviews
When Archer's away, Cyril will play. And get into trouble. Which Ray has to bail him out of.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2017 - Complete
Domo Arigato Fisto Roboto reviews
Once again the Figgis Agency must find new ways to make money. Enter Krieger and Pam's latest scheme.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2017 - Complete
The Legend Of Captain Blackjack Archer reviews
Mallory and Lana have a heart to heart talk.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2017 - Complete
Diagnosis Archer reviews
Archer's medical problems are bigger than Mallory thought.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2017 - Complete
Carry On Figgis Agency reviews
Like it or not, life must go on. Then again life at the Figgis Agency has never been normal in the first place so…
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2017 - Complete
Rise Up Figgis Agency reviews
The remaining members of the Figgis Agency try to figure out how they will go on without Archer. Obviously alcohol plays a role.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2017 - Complete
A Bobby Ewing Moment reviews
Was it all a dream?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Complete
Whither The Figgis Agency? reviews
After the events of the Deadly Velvet incident several members of the Figgis Agency ponder their next move.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Complete
Confessions Of A Former Spy reviews
After the events of Season Seven, Lana wonders about her rocky relationship with Archer. Mostly if it was worth it.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2017 - Complete
Archer Hospital reviews
What happened after Season Seven ended? Well…
Archer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Complete
Figgis Vice reviews
All of Cyril's dreams are coming true. Mostly…Well not really.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2017 - Complete
Archer Nights reviews
Archer goes to a porn star's party and accidentally ends up on the wrong side of the camera.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2017 - Complete
Liquid Brunch reviews
The consequences of Archer's latest failed mission and latest breakup with Lana keep on coming.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2017 - Complete
Liquid Lunacy reviews
The gang plans to recover from Krieger's latest experiment by getting drunk.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2017 - Complete
There's A Bit Of A Stigma reviews
News from New York does not amuse Mallory.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2017 - Complete
And The Award For Best Sarcasm Goes To reviews
The Figgis Agency may not be the best detective agency in the world. But they are the best at what they do.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2017 - Complete
Archer Gets Carded reviews
Archer tries to improve his image with business cards.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2017 - Complete
The Waffle Club reviews
The gang goes to a diner to talk, argue, plot and bond over mayhem and waffles.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2017 - Complete
The Bank Of Mallory Archer reviews
Mallory is getting more than a little fed up with her son's expenses.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2017 - Complete
Ron's Words Of Wisdom reviews
Ron has a heart to heart with Archer. Too bad Archer's thinking with some other organs.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2017 - Complete
Mallory And Ron Meet The Neighbors reviews
It's so hard meeting new people.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2017 - Complete
Krieger World reviews
More fun with Krieger Bots. No wonder the gang was so blasé about them showing up at the end of the season.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Complete
Dopple-Kriegers reviews
The Figgis Agency becomes aware of certain robot clones in the basement. Some of them anyway.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Complete
Another Day Of Amassing Debt reviews
Things are getting a bit tight at the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2017 - Complete
The Figgis Relationship Analysis Agency reviews
Another stupid meeting leads to another stupid fight between Archer and Lana. Which leads to everyone else adding their own brand of stupidity to the fight.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Complete
Return To Ocean Park reviews
Archer and the gang go back to an aquarium themed park for a fun day out.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2017 - Complete
I'm A Verb Now Lana reviews
Archer discovers he has contributed to the English language. It's not as big a thrill for him as he thought it would be.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2017 - Complete
Scandal In Silk reviews
Mallory Archer's days make Oliva Pope's look like a day at the beach.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Complete
Burn Archer reviews
Archer still has trouble grasping the concept of being blacklisted from spy work.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Complete
Vampires Vs Werewolves Vs Idiots reviews
Another day, another crazy argument at the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2017 - Complete
The Queen Of Chili Corndogs On A Stick reviews
Archer and Pam go on a typical bender. Well typical for them.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2017 - Complete
The Tunts Of Winston Creek reviews
Another family history lesson with Cheryl.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2017 - Complete
Conversation With Idiots 101 reviews
Some things are best left unsaid.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2017 - Complete
Cheaper Than Therapy reviews
Another poker night at the Figgis Agency. Another night of drinking, insults, relationship analysis, violence and cancelled TV shows.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Complete
Frog-Aggedon And Other Disasters reviews
Krieger's experiments get a little out of control. Again.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/13/2017 - Complete
Archer And Pam's Day Off reviews
Mayhem abounds when Archer and Pam take a personal day.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Complete
Meddling With Mallory reviews
Mallory tries to have a heart to heart talk with her son. It goes as well as you would expect.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2017
Everybody Comes To Grizzlebee's reviews
The gang remembers a time when they wish they had a little less fun.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is Some Sanity reviews
Which Lana will not get as long as she's dating Archer. Or working at the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Complete
Parental Guidance reviews
Lana and Mallory commiserate about being single parents. Cheryl just spreads the misery around. And Archer is just plain miserable.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Complete
Cheryl Tunt, Responsible Arsonist reviews
Someone should really do something about Cheryl.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Complete
Spy Agency: A True Story reviews
The Figgis Agency goes to the movies. You know what they say about art imitating life…
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2016 - Complete
Archer Inaction Figures reviews
Krieger makes some toys of the staff of the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2016 - Complete
Mallory's Agreement reviews
Cheryl makes a million-dollar bet with Mallory. How much do you want to bet this doesn't end well?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Complete
My Dinner With Archer reviews
Archer's plans for a romantic dinner with Lana get waylaid by his past.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Complete
The Legend of Charlotte Caesar Tunt The Second reviews
Cheryl tells a little bit of her family history.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Complete
Thanks For The Update Comic Book Gal reviews
No matter what kind of trip the members of the Figgis Agency goes on, disaster strikes. You just can't take these people anywhere.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2016 - Complete
Archer Go reviews
The latest gaming craze hits the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2016 - Complete
The Figgis Policy reviews
Cyril needs to impress an insurance agent to get a lower rate. The Figgis Agency leaves an impression all right. Literally.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Complete
Legion Of The Doomed reviews
Cheryl has a suggestion for the Figgis Agency to make money. Let's just say she's not that far off the mark.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Complete
The Mystery Of The Missing Glengoolie Blue reviews
Archer is clueless when it comes to finding a lost bottle of Scotch.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2016 - Complete
Know Your Joe: Psyche-Out reviews
Co-Written with Coldfusion180! The interviews get crazier than usual with the Joe's resident shrink on the hot seat.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2016 - Flint, Quick Kick - Complete
Bullets And Pacifiers reviews
Once again it's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day at the Figgis Agency. Now if only the Figgis Agency can actually find work.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Complete
Double Down And Out reviews
What happened after the gang got arrested in Double Indecency?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Complete
Lana's Lament reviews
Lana tries to explain her relationship with Archer. The problem is that she can't really explain it herself.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Complete
Archer Daycare reviews
Archer does some more bonding with AJ. It goes as well as you would expect.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Complete
Mallory The Backstabber reviews
Mallory thinks about her life and where it went wrong. Pam and Cheryl give her a few clues.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Complete
Ray Gillette, Relationship Counselor reviews
Ray tries to give Archer some advice. Tries is the operative word here.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Complete
Sorry, Wrong Answer reviews
Archer and Lana have another argument about their relationship, much to the enjoyment of half of the Figgis Agency. The other half doesn't really care.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2016 - Complete
Another Possible Lawsuit Averted reviews
Another meeting, another crisis to deal with at the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/1/2016 - Complete
Poker Night At The Figgis Agency reviews
Gambling, drinking, insults, violence and toast. Just a typical Friday night at the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Complete
Ray Gillette, Taxi Driver reviews
Ray is called to get Cyril out of an embarrassing predicament.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Complete
Cheryl Vs Mallory Round 462 reviews
Another bout in the ongoing battle between Cheryl and Mallory's sanity.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Complete
Sterling Archer's Board Game Bonanza reviews
Archer organizes a games tournament at the Figgis Agency during work hours.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Complete
Archer PU reviews
Archer has some exciting news to share. The rest of the gang are not as enthusiastic.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2016 - Complete
Archer X reviews
Archer's family is about to get more messed up and weirder than he could have ever imagined.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Archer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2016 - Mystique/Raven D., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
As The Figgis Agency Turns reviews
Another afternoon full of drama, cover ups, fighting and insanity at that model of workplace efficiency known as the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2016 - Complete
45 And A Half reviews
Mallory convinces Archer to go on a secret gun running mission for the Feds. Three guesses how this will end up.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2016 - Complete
LA Archer reviews
Archer decides to immerse himself in the culture of Los Angeles. Well his idea of culture anyway.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/10/2016 - Complete
Body Parts R Us reviews
Krieger hates to let a good corpse go to waste.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2016 - Complete
Write Again Mallory reviews
Mallory tries to write a screenplay based on her memoirs.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2016 - Complete
Ray Gillette, Tub Detective reviews
Bath time means drama time at the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2016
Mallory Interrupted reviews
A minor scene in the marriage of Mallory and Ron. Which is looking more like a Tennessee Williams play on acid every day.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Complete
Krieger's Night Out reviews
Mallory reluctantly takes Krieger on a night out. Ron is not amused.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Complete
Romance Should Come With An Off Switch reviews
For once, Archer and Lana aren't the only bickering couple at the agency. And I don't mean Mallory and Ron.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Complete
Daddy's Little Money Pit reviews
Archer is just starting to figure out how much money it will cost to raise AJ.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Complete
Welcome To Rose Creek Acres reviews
Mallory convinces Archer to invest in some real estate as well as a few side projects.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2016 - Complete
Word Of Mouth reviews
The Figgis Agency looks into advertising.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Complete
That Fickle Mistress Fame reviews
Once again Mallory tries to be famous by writing a tell all. She should try science fiction.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Complete
Introduction To Relationships reviews
Lana and Ray talk about the drama that is their daily lives.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Complete
Knight Archer reviews
Krieger installs an AI unit in Archer's car. The problem is that it's not exactly William Daniels' personality.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Complete
Taxi Archer reviews
Archer is charged with delivering a former TV star to rehab. The plan obviously goes awry when they stop at a bar first.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2016 - Complete
Archer And Me reviews
Lana forces Archer to take a parenting class with her.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Complete
Tub Talk With Ray Gillette reviews
Not even bath time gives a pause to the drama that runs rampant through the Figgis Agency
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Complete
Dr Krieger's Amazing Feel Good Frozen Die Eiscreme reviews
Krieger and Pam start a side business.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2016 - Complete
Post Panto reviews
After the Bel Panto incident the gang is on the mend from their latest disaster. So Krieger decides to give them some fast acting medication to help with their pain.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Complete
Nuts to you reviews
The Figgis Agency is hired to protect a shipment of nuts from international thieves.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2016 - Complete
Krieger Kwakes reviews
Krieger creates a portable earthquake machine. It's official, the Legion of Doom now has competition.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Complete
The Archer Message Files reviews
Archer checks his phone messages again.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Complete
The Ding-A-Ling Ring reviews
Things get weird when Archer and the gang burgle from a house they are supposed to be staking out.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Complete
Piggly in a Blanket reviews
Mallory wrangles Archer into guarding a prize winning pig that belongs to a wealthy former schoolmate. Unfortunately, Pam and Krieger derail her latest scheme.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Complete
The Cheryl That Cried Tunt reviews
It's never a good idea to give Cheryl too much free time.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Complete
Elegant Tea Party reviews
In an attempt to break into high society, Mallory drags Archer and Cheryl to a tea party. Predictably, all does not go according to plan.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Complete
Krieger Don't Give Me Flowers reviews
The Figgis Agency holds another staff meeting where everyone complains and Krieger's latest experiment causes problems. Which is basically every meeting these people have.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2016 - Complete
Do Cyborgs Dream In Off White After Labor Day? reviews
After the latest incident with Barry, Ray talks to Lana about his fears of being a cyborg. Archer does not help.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2016 - Complete
After Barry Came Back reviews
What happened after the events of Motherless Child? Spoiler alert: Mallory is not happy.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2016 - Complete
Casual Friday Goes Way Too Far reviews
Cyril and Mallory address the issue of proper attire at the office. The problem is that too few people wear attire to the office.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Complete
Mallory Off The Leash reviews
Thanks to Krieger's latest invention, Mallory's luck has gone to the dogs.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Complete
The Archer Diary reviews
Archer decides to write another book.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Complete
The Fisherman's Daughter Files reviews
The Figgis Agency is forced to find more creative (and illegal) ways to make money.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Complete
Mallory Vs The State of California reviews
Mallory is not handling her move to LA well.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Complete
Working With The Criminally Insane reviews
Archer and the others try to take stock of their situation. That is, being a detective agency that can't find any paying clients and commits more crimes than solves them.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Complete
Dummy Prep reviews
Ray has a few words of wisdom for Lana after the events of Deadly Prep.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2016 - Complete
Scenes From The Child Care Crisis reviews
A few drabbles about what happened to AJ while Lana was in the Big House.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2016 - Complete
Curse Of The Kyo-Kai Club reviews
The Figgis Agency is hired to investigate a club that is supposedly being haunted.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Complete
Legal Research 101 reviews
A simple research assignment goes off track when the Figgis Agency manages to turn a law library into a massive party.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Complete
Revenge Of The White Dragon reviews
Mallory is forced to team up with an old rival in order to assassinate another old rival who wants to even the score. Meanwhile the rest of the Figgis Agency is hired to guard an art gallery show.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Complete
The Tuntson Candidate reviews
When one of Cheryl's relatives decides to run for the Senate, the Figgis Agency is hired to provide security at the family vineyard.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2016 - Complete
Weekend At Donovan King's reviews
A simple bodyguard assignment goes completely awry when the person the Figgis Agency is supposed to protect dies right after Pam sleeps with him.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Complete
Private Eye Blues reviews
Archer goes on a stakeout to see if a husband is cheating on their latest client. Only to discover he is, with his mother.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Complete
Fisherman's Daughter Five: Tentacle Vice reviews
Cyril holds a meeting to try and figure out how to make more money for the agency. Despite his staff's creative ideas. By creative I mean highly illegal and bordering on sociopathic.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Complete
Movies With AJ reviews
Archer and the gang watch a movie with AJ.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Complete
Doubting Lana reviews
Lana has some doubts about her skills as a mother. Ray and Archer set her straight.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Complete
Horrible Employees reviews
Another afternoon at that paragon of professional excellence known as the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2016 - Complete
Brick By Brick reviews
Archer and Pam go to Lego Land.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2016 - Complete
Happy Birthday AJ reviews
The gang celebrates AJ's birthday at the agency. Alcohol, insults, illegal ice cream and a wildly inappropriate version of Pin the Tail on the Donkey are on the party list.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Complete
Mallory Speaks Her Mind reviews
Mallory has a few choice words about Archer and Lana's relationship.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2016 - Complete
Meet Me At The Blue Diamond reviews
Archer and Lana's date takes a weird turn when they run into their weird friends.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2016 - Complete
Mallory And Ron Hit The Town reviews
Mallory and Ron's date night is interrupted when they run into a few people she knows. And most of them wish they don't know her.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2016 - Complete
Sunday In The Park With AJ reviews
Archer and Lana take AJ to the park.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2016 - Complete
The Cuddle Puddle Club reviews
Ray, Pam, Cheryl and Krieger take team bonding to a new and strange level.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/29/2016 - Complete
Lonely At The Top reviews
Now that he's the one in charge, Cyril gains a new respect for Mallory. Particularly when his staff screws around both literally and figuratively.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Complete
The Billboard And The Buick reviews
Cyril and Mallory's plans for advertising the Figgis Agency backfire due to a car chase. (For once Archer and the gang aren't responsible. Just gleeful bystanders.)
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Complete
AJ At The Figgis Agency reviews
It's Take Your Daughter To Work Day at the Figgis Agency. Coincidentally, it's also Let's Drive Mallory Crazy Day.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/22/2016 - Complete
Meeting Of The Mindless reviews
Different members of the Figgis Agency have different priorities. Some try to find ways to make money. Others try to find ways to spend money. But everyone wants to drive Cyril and Mallory crazy.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/22/2016 - Complete
Another Thursday At The Figgis Agency reviews
There's no work and the agency is running out of money. The Hollywood sign has been tagged. Krieger clones and flesh eating radioactive pigs run amok. And a former TV star is planning his comeback in the break room. Just a typical day at the Figgis Agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Complete
Picture Perfect reviews
Cyril convinces Ray to take some photos of himself and his new agency. Ray is convinced he needs to find new friends.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Complete
Earthquake! reviews
Another item is checked on Archer's bucket list when the gang survives their first earthquake in LA.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Complete
Commercial Breaks reviews
Pam and Cheryl decide to make a commercial to jump start their acting career. Ray and Krieger get dragged into their crazy scheme.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Complete
Run Ray Run reviews
Lana and Ray do a little bonding while Ray experiments with his bionics.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2016 - Complete
Background Gals reviews
Things get out of hand when Pam and Cheryl decide to become actresses.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2016 - Complete
Panamaniacs reviews
Another day, another international scandal that Mallory started.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2016 - Complete
The Old Grey Mare reviews
Pam and Cheryl lay down some hard truths to Mallory. She will not take this well.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Complete
Just Like Magnum PI reviews
How Archer and the gang got out of the desert and into Los Angeles.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,058 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Complete
Mallory's Miserable Morning reviews
Mallory tries to talk her way out of the latest mess Archer and her agents have put her in. It's not going well. And neither is Archer's latest secret mission.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Complete
It's My Party reviews
Mallory decides to try to find new sources of revenue for her agency. By throwing a party and having her staff attend. Can you see the major flaw in this plan?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Complete
A Night With Godzilla And Rodan reviews
Archer and Lana try to find another couple to double date with. This could be problematic.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Complete
Hiss-Story Repeats Itself reviews
Another batch of mutated creatures escape from Krieger's lab. So basically it's just a typical day at the office.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2016 - Complete
Ice Cream And Probable Cause reviews
While Archer and Lana are in Wales, the rest of the gang takes an extra-long lunch break to commiserate about their lives. And eat some highly illegal ice cream.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Complete
Pieces reviews
Ray has some thoughts about his constantly changing body situation.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Complete
A Blame And Blackout Party reviews
After the disaster that was Pocket Listing, the agency moves forward the only way it knows how.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2016 - Complete
Office Training Video: Security reviews
What it's like to work at a secret spy agency where no one can keep their mouths shut.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Complete
Office Training Video: Office Organization reviews
Apparently the only thing organized in this agency is how well everyone manages to drive Cyril crazy.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2016
Office Training Video: Accident Prevention reviews
The best way to prevent an accident at a spy agency? Don't work there.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Complete
Office Training Video: Fire Safety
This is a topic Archer and the entire agency are a little too careless about.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2016 - Complete
Office Training Video: Sexual Harassment
Keep in mind this is for an office that views sexual harassment not as a problem, but as one of the perks of the job.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Complete
Office Training Video: Unions
Why the idea of organized workers has never exactly caught on at the agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Complete
Office Training Video: Lab Escapes reviews
Ray and Krieger watch an old office training tape. They'd better hope the police never see it. Or any animal rights activists.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Complete
Statue Of Limitations reviews
Archer and his team are hired to protect a priceless statue which is in more danger from them than criminals. Meanwhile Ray, Pam and Krieger also have to deal with some other statues for another client. Maybe the gang should go into the demolition business?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Complete
Educating Archer reviews
While worrying about AJ's future schooling, Archer learns some things about his family that give him cause for concern. And gives Lana another reason to doubt of her choice for Archer to be the father of her child. (As if she didn't have enough of them.)
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Complete
Jell-O In A Blender reviews
Mallory schemes to keep a more stable grip on high society. But her agents as well as her own temper work against her.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Complete
Write On Mallory reviews
Mallory attempts to write her memoirs. But as usual, her staff gets in the way.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Complete
Mallory Verses The Supermarket reviews
A shopping trip with Mallory Archer does not go well.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Complete
Color Me Surprised reviews
Pam introduces a new stress relieving program at the office. Unfortunately it ends up causing more stress than it relieves.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
My Dinner With Piggly reviews
Mallory's attempt to secure her agency's future with the CIA by charming an influential senator takes a turn for the worst. You would have thought she'd have learned by now to never bring Archer and her employees to an important dinner. Or a radioactive pig to an all you can eat buffet.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Complete
Sailing On The SS Failure reviews
Once again Mallory tries to pull a scam on the CIA. And once again her plans backfire thanks to her agents.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2015
Down On The Idiot Farm reviews
Mallory attempts to assign another secret CIA courier mission, but her staff is too preoccupied by their own personal hang ups to do anything about it. Except of course annoy her.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Complete
Mr Dimples' Dog Delights reviews
Another plot of Mallory's goes to the dogs. Figuratively.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Complete
Vacation Guru Gives No Stars reviews
The employees of Mallory Archer's still unnamed agency will need a vacation to recover from their mini vacation at the Tuntmore. And Mallory won't be able to rest anytime soon.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Complete
Night At The Tuntmore reviews
Archer and the gang spend a night at a fancy hotel due to one of Mallory's schemes. Which go awry due to arms dealers, cyborgs, a few ticked off exes, robot birds, a lack of ice machines, and a certain pink haired hologram running amok.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Complete
Frozen Hearts reviews
When another human is found in Ooo, little does anyone know that it is just the beginning of a series of events that will change everything. Ooo will have to deal with war, the return of a lost love, the wrath of a magic crown and penguins if it is to survive.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 178,341 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Ice King, The Crown, Betty - Complete
I Fought The Lawn reviews
It's never a good time for the X-Men when the Misfits come over. But for once they're not the biggest problem when the X-Men have some gardening issues.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Cyclops/Scott S., Forge, Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Know Your Joe: Tollbooth reviews
Co-Written with ColdFusion 180! The Joes certainly don't think it's a treat when Short Fuse and Quick Kick trick someone else into another interview.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Quick Kick - Complete
Archer ABC'S reviews
Archer spends some quality time with AJ.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Complete
I Believe Gobo Can Fly reviews
Just another textbook case from the Archer Files…
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Complete
Pirate or Ninja? reviews
Nothing like taking magazine quizzes and fighting pointless arguments to make time fly at the office.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Complete
Game of Drones reviews
Mallory gets extremely annoyed when Krieger orders some drones online and decides to test them out at the office.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Complete
Spies Got Mail reviews
What goes on in the mailroom stays in the mailroom.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Complete
It's A Dirty Job reviews
Nobody said being a spy was easy. Especially for Archer and his gang of misfits when they have to literally clean up their own messes.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Complete
Bullpen Of Broken Dreams reviews
Archer, Ray and Cyril reminisce a little about their lives. And Archer is forced to confront a shocking truth about his past. Well maybe not that shocking considering his mother's track record.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Complete
Sex And Fire, Ostriches And Country Music reviews
In case you were still wondering why Cheryl isn't a country music star anymore…
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Complete
The Incident At Mr Pibbles' Pub reviews
What was supposed to be a fun celebration of Ray getting his pilot's license turns into another typical disaster and a fight for survival for the agency.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Complete
Flashbacks And Flash Bombs reviews
The gang remembers past disasters while planning possible future ones.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Complete
Thanks A Lot Henry Hindsight reviews
It really should come as no surprise by now that wherever Archer and the gang goes, trouble follows. It's how much trouble and what kind that always surprises people.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Complete
Wrong Kind Of Sleepover reviews
Lana, AJ, Ray and Pam do some bonding when Ray and Pam hide out from the police.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Complete
Date Night With Ron And Mallory reviews
Ron should have known that Mallory Archer never takes a night off. Not when there's money and contacts to be made for the agency. And Mallory should have known that nothing ever goes according to plan.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Complete
Twenty Questions reviews
The staff at the agency has to fill out some personal evaluation forms for the CIA. This can't be good.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Complete
Bring Your Ocelot To Work Day reviews
Just a typical day at the agency. Meetings. Flashbacks. Fights. Insults. Scams. Lies. Nudity. Board games. Pumpkins. And everyone's favorite crepuscular cat.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Complete
How To Get Away With Scandal
Blackmail, break-ins, sex scandals, money laundering, dead bodies, evidence shredding parties…Gladiators have nothing on Mallory Archer and her team.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Complete
Mallory And Krieger's Dog Day Afternoon reviews
Even a simple wiretapping mission can go horribly wrong. And it does.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Complete
Prepare For The Cyborg Apocalypse reviews
Some news disturbs Archer greatly. He in turn disturbs everyone around him greatly when he predictably overreacts.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Complete
Cyril's Lament reviews
Cyril does some thinking (as well as drinking) about how his life is going. It's not good.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Complete
Operation Piece Of Cake reviews
Cyril and Krieger are sent on their own freelance mission where things get messy.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Complete
Operation Chaos Theory reviews
While delivering some stolen fossils, Lana and Ray take a detour and commiserate about the chaos in their lives. Little do they know their actions are about to cause even more chaos.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Complete
Operation Double D reviews
Archer does a little corporate espionage at a women's fashion event party. This time his backup may be his biggest problem.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Complete
Project Pink Flamingo reviews
When Archer is off on one of his 'secret' missions, the rest of the agency has a mission of their own. Surviving Krieger's latest crazy invention!
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Complete
Operation Hot Dog reviews
Archer's latest secret CIA mission is a lot of baloney.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Complete
Operation Taylor Ham reviews
Archer's secret assassination mission is marred by his desire to get a decent breakfast sandwich.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Complete
Archer's Picture Imperfect Day reviews
Surely even Sterling Archer can't mess up a simple courier assignment for the CIA? Oh wait...
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Complete
Sterling And Mallory's Night Out reviews
A little mother and son bonding over illegal covert activities.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Complete
I Have Come Not To Praise Jackson Wainscott reviews
When one of Mallory's backers dies, the gang heads off to a high society funeral. Mallory hopes her reputation doesn't get buried as well.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Complete
Ron Cadillac Presents Jack And The Beanstalk reviews
Ron tells AJ another story. Mallory gets into another fight with Ron. And Archer and Lana wonder where they can get some better babysitters.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Complete
Why We Don't Have Fire Drills
Another meeting where nothing gets accomplished and some more stuff gets destroyed. Or barbecued.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Complete
Poking The Alligator reviews
Mallory has been sounding a little off lately. Looking back at it now, it's pretty obvious why.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Complete
Gossip Spies reviews
Just what exactly do the agents and staff do all day when there are no missions to go on?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Complete
What Happens In Branson reviews
So what did happen in Branson after the events of Nellis? Well...
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Complete
Happy Times In Krieger Valley reviews
When Archer's away in Vegas, the agency will play. With a little help from Krieger.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Complete
A Toast To The Working Spy
After the events of Sitting things go back to normal for the agency. And what's more normal than gossip, drinking and pranks?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Complete
Et Tu Milton?
Mallory Vs. Milton. Who will win?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Complete
Mallory's Most Unwanted
Mallory tries to think up more ways to increase her agency's standing with the CIA. What she discovers is that her new ideas might make things even worse.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Complete
Calling All Agents reviews
Mallory desperately tries to get more agents and staff for her agency. Good luck with that.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Complete
Ninety Nine Problems of Mallory Archer reviews
Mallory tries to fix her life by identifying her problems. Too bad her main problem is that she is Mallory Archer.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Complete
Ron Cadillac Presents Snow White reviews
Ron tells little AJ a bedtime story. And little Abbiejean learns her family is a royal mess.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Complete
Archer Madness reviews
Once again Archer interrupts Mallory's plans to make more money for the agency. And by interrupt I mean completely totals them.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Complete
Secret Agent Yard Sale reviews
Mallory tries to come up with new ways to bring money into her agency. All she succeeds in doing is finding new headaches.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Complete
Another Suit Ruined reviews
The following day after the elevator incident, Mallory tries once again to get her staff to come together as a team. Doesn't quite work.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Complete
Back To Normal Relatively Speaking reviews
After the entire Archer Vice arc life at the agency returns to normal. Whatever that is.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Complete
A Very Apt Metaphor reviews
Shortly after returning from San Marcos, Ray gives Lana a little pep talk.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Complete
Why Divorce Court Was Invented reviews
Just when the X-Men's personal lives couldn't get more complicated...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Mystique/Raven D., Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier, Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
So Much For Change reviews
Events after the debacle that was San Marcos prove the more things change, the more Archer will resist it.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Complete
Cobra Persona: Major Bludd reviews
Co-Written with ColdFusion 180! This time the Cobras get into the interviewing act. So now they're stealing bad ideas.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Know Your Joe: Iceberg reviews
Co-Written with ColdFusion 180! The latest interview by Quick Kick and Short Fuse is guaranteed to give you chills.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Quick Kick - Complete
Call Me reviews
Ever wonder what messages are left on Archer's cell phone? And who actually leaves them? There's a reason Archer usually doesn't check his messages.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Complete
Having A Ball reviews
The ISIS gang bonds over mini golf while hanging around San Marcos. Who knew a dictator would have so many amenities in his palace?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Complete
That Explains A Lot reviews
To pass the time in San Marcos the ISIS gang takes a little walk down memory lane. And a little light burglary.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Complete
Gypsies In The Palace reviews
So what did the ISIS gang do during those three weeks Archer was locked up in the dungeon between Palace Intrigue and Filibuster? Well...
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Complete
Fear And Whining In San Marcos reviews
Shortly after the events of Palace Intrigue, Lana and Ray try to find some comfort and sanity. They find none of the latter.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Complete
Brotherhood Days Of Future Lawsuits reviews
The Brotherhood once again go to the movies and once again mayhem ensues. Some things never change.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Mystique/Raven D., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Just Another Day At The Office reviews
Just another typical day at ISIS. Filled with fighting, alcohol, messed up missions and the occasional irradiated animal.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Complete
We All Do What We Gotta Do reviews
Ray Gillette wasn't always an agent of ISIS. How did a once gentle minister begin the path down a road that would make him a dangerous spy?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Complete
Of Earls And Kings reviews
Set shortly after the events of Lemonhope, Bubblegum and Marceline discuss some similarities between people they know.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Complete
Mental Diary of A Mad Pink Princess reviews
After the events of Bad Timing, Bubblegum does some thinking. And some root beer drinking. Okay a lot of root beer drinking.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Hiding Out In The Ice Kingdom reviews
Where did the King of Ooo go after the disaster that was the Apple Wedding? Three guesses...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Ice King - Complete
Hunson And The Ice King On Mars reviews
It's been rumored that in the past, the Ice King and the Lord of the Nightosphere carried out many plots and schemes. Unfortunately, this is one of them.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Ice King, Hunson Abadeer - Complete
Ten Reasons The Ice King Shouldn't Live With You reviews
Oh the many ways the Ice King annoys Finn and Jake while staying at the Tree House...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Finn, Jake, Ice King - Complete
A Place For Us reviews
A little memory of a time when Simon and Marcy searched for a place in the world.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Ice King, Marceline A. - Complete
Know Your Joe: Cover Girl reviews
Co-Written with ColdFusion 180! This time Quick Kick and Short Fuse put on a show the Joes actually want to see. Well, most of them.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Cover Girl, Quick Kick - Complete
The Static Cling Ring reviews
Cobra is still struggling to regain its past glory. It's going to be a long haul people. Especially with Cobra Commander's fondness for dating websites.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Six Rusted Anchors And A Set Of Steves reviews
Once again the Cobras try to improve their fortunes. But will they actually succeed for once? It's not like things can get much worse. Oh wait they can...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Penguin Poker Night reviews
Another night of hanging out with the Ice King. Being room mates with the guy is really driving Finn and Jake crazy.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Finn, Jake, Ice King - Complete
A Knack For Attracting Idiots reviews
Once again the Cobras get into trouble, but this time it comes in a familiar form. Can they escape another blast from the past or will they be doomed? Actually either way they're doomed so...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Past Tense reviews
Just some more musings after The Vault. With added Ice King of course.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum, Ice King - Complete
Mutant Debate Club Strikes Again reviews
Cartoon characters arguing about cartoon characters. You gotta love it. Except of course for Logan.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Toad/Todd T., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
The Ice King Verses The Aliens reviews
Back in Ooo's past the Ice King annoyed a lot of people before Finn and Jake were around. This is one story of a group of alien invaders who learned not to invade Ooo the hard way.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Ice King - Complete
Down And Dumped In Ooo reviews
After the events of Earth and Water Finn finds out he's not the only one having a hard time moving on. In fact some people may never move on.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum, Ice King - Complete
You Blew It Finn reviews
Finn has a lot to learn about the consequences of his actions after Frost and Fire and Too Old. And he's going to get a lesson the hard way.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Listen, I Don't Want To Know A Secret reviews
There are some people the government shouldn't listen in on. Just saying.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Toad/Todd T., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Ice King Wants A Hug reviews
The Ice King is feeling blue (metaphorically) and unfortunately it is up to Finn and Jake to help him.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Finn, Jake, Ice King - Complete
Night At The Soupery reviews
Before the Mushroom War Simon finds out how weird the world can truly be. Turns out he's not the only freaky thing in town.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Ice King - Complete
Get Help Simon reviews
What if Simon did try to find someone to help him with the crown before he met Marcy? There's a reason he never mentioned it before.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Ice King, The Crown - Complete
Too Far Gone reviews
In the early days of the Ice King's transformation, before he met Marcy, Simon struggles with what he is becoming and what he has lost.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Ice King, The Crown - Complete
Howling Mad reviews
The Ice King goes wild. Even more than usual.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Finn, Jake, Ice King, Marceline A. - Complete
Simon And Marcy At The Store reviews
Marceline remembers another adventure she had with Simon in her past.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Ice King, Marceline A. - Complete
Nine Weeks of Princesses reviews
It's been scientifically proved that when it comes to princesses, the Ice King is a moron.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Finn, Jake, Ice King - Complete
Ice King Is On The Case reviews
The Ice King is inspired to be a detective again. Unfortunately he tends to commit more crimes than solving them.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Ice King - Complete
Business Lessons TV Has Taught Me reviews
Perhaps the Brotherhood should go into business? They can't do any worse than real life CEOs.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Avalanche/Lance A., Blob/Fred D., Quicksilver/Pietro M., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Great Ball reviews
The Cobras crash a high society masquerade ball. These people have no class.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Baroness, Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Mad As A Drunken Mongoose reviews
Another reason why Cobra Commander is so insane is discussed among the Cobras.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Cobra Commander - Complete
Pick Up The Pieces reviews
After the majority of events of The Final Chapter, both the X-Men and the Misfits must work together to rebuild not only Bayville, but mutantkind. With some help from GI Joe. This could be a problem...
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,217 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Bring On The Cannibals reviews
After escaping from GI Joe, the Cobras find themselves on a desered island. Well it's not exactly deserted. This won't end well.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Sorry: Cobra Edition reviews
Terrorists and board games just don't mix.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Pirates reviews
The Bad News: The Cobras are attacked by pirates. The Good News: These pirates are just as hopless as they are.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Cobra Commander Vs Jonathon Livingston Seagull reviews
While Cobra Commander wages a war on seagulls, the other Cobras play a game to pass the time.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Cobra Commander, Mindbender - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Bermuda Triangle reviews
While doing their laundry the Cobra team get lost in the Bermuda Triangle. Then things get weird.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Cobra Commander Gets A Pet reviews
Cobra Commander needs someone to talk to. Preferably someone who can't talk back.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
A Loaded Question reviews
Another day, another intergalactic incident. Buzzwang is no help in debates about important topics.
Galaxy Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Complete
Cobra Commander Vs The Monarch reviews
This time Cobra bites off more than they can chew when they try to enhance their reputation that hasn't done well since the 80's. It gets even worse after an altercation with another organization.
Crossover - G. I. Joe & Venture Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Cobra Commander, Monarch - Complete
A Sick Twisted World Indeed reviews
The X-Men react to the Brotherhood's fortune during No Good Deed using song parody. Redone for my amusement.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Cyclops/Scott S., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
In For A Penny reviews
The Institute gets another new mutant and she may be too much for even Wolverine to handle.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Thank God The Cobra Bar Is Open reviews
The Cobras celebrate the end of another disasterous year with a song parody.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Cobra Christmas reviews
Cobra Commander hatches another dastardly plan on Christmas Eve. Let the holiday hijinxs commence! Filled with political incorrectness, skewering of holiday traditions and rampaging animals! In other words a typical Cobra holiday celebration.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Cobra Commander, Baroness - Complete
You Can't Go Home Again Cobra Commander reviews
On 12/12/12 the Cobras finally manage to return to their base. Of course you know the trip is a huge disaster and an even bigger one is waiting for them.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
The Journal Of Desmond DeBarclay reviews
Cobra Commander thinks he has found a solution to his cash problem. Thinks is the operative word here...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Know Your Joe: Barbecue And Blowtorch reviews
Co-Written with Coldfusion 180! Another fun segment of Know Your Joe goes up in smoke.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Quick Kick, Shipwreck - Complete
The Art Of The Deal reviews
It was only a matter of time before Cobra got involved in this. Dessert lovers beware.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Cobra Commander, Mindbender - Complete
The Twinkie Apocalypse Is Nigh reviews
The economy takes another hit on the favorite snack of several mutants we know.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Beast/Hank M., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Cobra Or Treat reviews
Even terrorists like free candy.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
The Evolution of Mr Peepers reviews
Things get a bit more out of control than usual as Cobra Commander tries to find a way to escape the Coutness' control. Fortunately for him Destro and the Baroness manage to help out in that department. And by help I mean make everything worse.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Cobra Commander, Baroness - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Bedtime Story reviews
Another tale of insanity for Cobra. And it just keeps getting crazier.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Cobra Commander's Adventures in Babysitting reviews
Having the leader of a terrorist organization watch over your kids is not a good idea. For so many reasons.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Looking At An Annoying Little Mirror reviews
The Cobra gang and their latest allies land at their next base. Destro and the Baroness get a harsh reality check. But not as harsh as the one Cobra Commander gets.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Baroness, Destro - Complete
One Night in Bangkok reviews
While Cobra Commander and the gang have fun in Bangkok they run into a few familiar faces. And then things get really weird. Blame it on the Chess song.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Know Your Cobra Commander reviews
Despite the public outcry, Cobra Commander thinks it's time to tell the world a bit more about himself. Unfortunately he tells a bit more than he should.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Cobra Commander, Mindbender - Complete
Somebody Kill Me reviews
The Brotherhood enjoy tormenting Scott and Xavier over the most recent events in the comic universe.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
The Up Or The Shut reviews
The Cobras reunite with Destro and his new girlfriend. Proving that the more things change, the more headaches you get.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Destro, Cobra Commander - Complete
On The Road With Cobra Commander reviews
What's left of Cobra High Command goes on a road trip. Watch out world! It's Cobras gone wild!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Cobra Commander, Zartan - Complete
The Big Cobra Breakup Of 2012 reviews
Things come to an explosive head among certain members of Cobra. Especially when the Dreadnoks make some literal fireworks of their own.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Baroness, Destro - Complete
What's Your Number? reviews
Once again the Brotherhood have devised a new way of driving the X-Men crazy. And making math more confusing than it has to be.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Toad/Todd T., Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Advanced Studies In Comic Book Relationships reviews
Logan and Hank get caught in another heated discussion of pop culture that gives everyone a headache.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Wolverine/Logan, Beast/Hank M. - Complete
Better Than Bat Cake reviews
The Cobras get together to celebrate Torch's birthday as well as the end of a running joke.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Cobra Commander, Baroness - Complete
The Mighty Kwinn reviews
As if Cobra didn't already have enough problems, this time they double cross someone they really shouldn't have.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Zartan - Complete
Cobra Commander: Obedience Instructor reviews
Cobra Commander's latest attempt to handle the Baroness situation goes predictably awry.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Cobra Commander, Baroness - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Stupid Portal of Doom reviews
Another day, another interdimensional mess Cobra has to deal with.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Off The Leash reviews
Taking care of the Baroness in her current mental state may be a bit too much for Dr. Mindbender and Road Pig. Not to mention everyone else.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Baroness - Complete
And Bubblehead Makes Three reviews
Shane and Niko's married life has one little hiccup neither of them expected. The problem of not getting any sleep with a defective memory bird around.
Galaxy Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Another Night of Stimulating Conversation reviews
Another round of the Cobra Guys complaining about their lives, movies and being politically incorrect. What else do you expect from terrorists with a snake theme?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Destro, Cobra Commander - Complete
It's A Zoo Around Here reviews
Another day, another round of failed experiments and madness at Cobra.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Cobra Commander, Baroness - Complete
Best Cobra Staff Meeting Ever reviews
A mishap during couple's therapy leads to great delight for the majority of Cobra's High Command. Well not Destro obviously due to the Baroness bashing going on...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Baroness, Cobra Commander - Complete
Morons On My Payroll reviews
Cobra Commander has to deal with more staff problems than usual. It's not just his commanding officers that give him headaches, even though they do give him the biggest ones.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Cobra Commander - Complete
The Wagon reviews
Co-Written with Coldfusion 180. More madness and musical parodies following Booze Glorious Booze. Seriously folks, nothing sane here.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier, Beast/Hank M. - Complete
Booze Glorious Booze reviews
Co-written with Coldfusion 180. Dealing with hyper teenagers with mutant abilites has taken it's toll on the adults of the series. Warning: A lot of madness ahead.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
What Color Is Your Electric Pumpkin? reviews
The Brotherhood try to make some new inventions. The only thing they succeed at is making Magneto wish he had another team.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Troutball: The Gentlemen's Sport reviews
The Brotherhood and the New Mutant Boys come up with an insane game which is really a continuation of the game 'Let's Drive The X-Men Crazy'. It's working.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Pyro, Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Will The Real Kitty Pryde Please Shut Up? reviews
Kitty is furious about a certain online celebrity while Xavier wonders why everyone has to put everything on the Internet these days. Including his own team.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
Taste of Your Own Poison reviews
Rogue challenges Kitty to eat her own cooking. This won't end well.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Other Side of the Crazy Scale reviews
The X-Men try to have a normal quiet night and witness someone else getting into trouble for once. Special Marvel surprise guest star inside!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
Mutant Fashion Stars reviews
Rogue takes the opportunity to make an argument of Kitty and Jean torture Scott. And everyone else in the mansion. Not to mention fashion lovers everywhere.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Cobra Commander Vs The Budget Cuts reviews
Once again Cobra Commander tries to fix the budget of everyone's least favorite terrorist organization. And once again his own subordinates ruin his plans.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
The TV Gods Are Mocking Me reviews
Cobra Commander looks to television for new ideas on taking over the world. Gee I wonder why that's a bad idea?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Double Date With Destro And The Baroness reviews
Destro and the Baroness go on a double date with Mindbender and his latest flame. What's wrong with this picture?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Destro, Baroness - Complete
Couples Therapy With Destro And The Baroness reviews
Our favorite Cobra couple goes to a relationship counselor. Celebrate Valentine's Day with love, bickering and gunfire.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Destro, Baroness - Complete
Down In The Valley of Stupidity reviews
Another day, another meeting and yet another insane plan to try and take over the world. Or just kill some time. Cobra Commander isn't sure which.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Come For The Madness Stay For The Insanity reviews
Scott tries to convince Alex to move into the Institute, however his teammates and the Brotherhood aren't helping his case.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Havok/Alex M./Alex S. - Complete
Out To Launch reviews
Due to an accident, the Brotherhood enter the space race. There goes the universe...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Toad/Todd T., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Charles Xavier And The Family Crisis reviews
Xavier learns the hard way that there are some situations the X-Men can't deal with. And that having the Brotherhood help isn't always a good idea. In fact, it's almost never a good idea.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier, Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Outrageous and Insane reviews
Magneto learns the hard way that spending less time with the Brotherhood isn't such a bad thing. That and more about 80's cartoons than he wanted to know.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Bring Back Booze reviews
Co-Written with Coldfusion180! It's a time of crisis in Cobra. A time of madness. A time of musical parodies? Oh well, it's still torture to Destro so it's not all bad!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Destro, Cobra Commander - Complete
A Delicate Operation reviews
There are some things even Galaxy Rangers can't do.
Galaxy Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Complete
Driving With Miss Kitty reviews
Logan learns the true meaning of highway horror. He also learns there's one mutant that's an even more dangerous at what she does than him.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Wolverine/Logan, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Cobra Commander Verses Group Therapy reviews
Cobra Commander tries another insane scheme to make Cobra great again. And as usual it backfires on him, much to the delight of his staff.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Cobra Commander, Baroness - Complete
Monkeys With Typewriters reviews
The Dreadnoks are trying to think of ideas for getting some cash. Actually getting the Dreadnoks to think at all is a challenge in itself.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Zartan - Complete
Mutant Love Letters reviews
Insanity arises when our favorite mutants discover some old love letters.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Cyclops/Scott S., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Kind of Lost In Space reviews
The further adventures of Zim, Dib, Gaz, Gir, Minimoose, an attention starved computer and a pig. What will they find out in space? What will happen to them? MADNESS! LOTS AND LOTS OF MADNESS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,523 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Mutants At The Movies: The Sequel reviews
Another fic where our bands of merry mutants go to another movie theater and cause some more trouble. Predictable isn't it? Just like the real movies these days!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Cyclops/Scott S., Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
I Wanna Do Bad Things To The TV reviews
Another day another argument at the Institute. This time it's over a certain HBO vampire show. This argument gives Logan and the other instructors a pain in the neck.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Debt Crisis reviews
Just when you thought the economic troubles of the world couldn't get any worse...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
Brotherhood: No Class reviews
How would the Evolution versions of X-Men and Brotherhood react to the First Class Movie? Wonder no longer as you join the Brotherhood for the latest edition of Brotherhood Sneaking In The Movies with some special guests!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier, Magneto/Erik L.
More Like Square Zero reviews
Cobra Commander is still missing, but Destro and the others aren't that concerned. In fact, they're wondering if they are better off with him gone.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
Catfights and Cat Stampedes reviews
Cobra Commander is missing. That's not as much a problem as the fighting between some of the members of Cobra and what's being put in the yogurt smoothies.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Complete
The Cobra Shopping Network reviews
Cobra Commander tries yet another scheme to make money. And once again the Dreadnoks mess things up.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
That Cobra Show reviews
Just another day of madness, fistfights, fires, power struggles and interior design at Cobra.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
Dreadnoks Got A Dream reviews
Co-Written with Coldfusion 180! The Dreadnoks try to cheer up Cobra Commander with a song parody. Doesn't really work. Big surprise.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Two And A Half Drunks reviews
Another disaster in Current Events class leads to another headache for everyone's favorite Canadian Mutant. Especially when he's compared to a certain actor. Warning: Pop Culture references ahead! Mutants, mutants, mutants, mutants, manly mutants...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Wolverine/Logan, Beast/Hank M. - Complete
Brotherhood Yard Sale reviews
The Brotherhood decide to hold a yard sale. Unfortunately for them the sale attracts the attention of the X-Men and a few other unusual customers.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Avalanche/Lance A., Pyro - Complete
The Only Thing to Fear reviews
We all know Storm has claustrophobia but what other fears do some of the X-Men and Brotherhood have? Are you afraid to find out?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Cyclops/Scott S., Blob/Fred D. - Complete
The Undignified Demise of Serpentor I reviews
Whap happened to the original Serpentor? Destro and the other members of Cobra find out the hard way.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
You're A Pest reviews
The X-Men just can't take the Brotherhood's antics anymore in this remake of a classic parody. Well seeing the X-Men go nuts is classic to me.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Cyclops/Scott S., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Multiple Times Eight reviews
It's never a good idea to give Jamie too much sugar.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Multiple/Jamie M. - Complete
Another Cartoon Romance Gone Wrong reviews
Watching the new Renegades cartoon brings up some very painful memories of the past for some of the Joes. And some really embarrasing ones for the rest of the team.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Cobra Commander Verses Cartoons reviews
Cobra Commander and the rest of his staff aren't too happy about the latest cartoon about GI Joe. Then again because of their circumstances they're not that happy period.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
Cobra Leaks Gone Wild reviews
More madness as the Internet torments Cobra Commander and his staff.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
Cooking With Kitty reviews
Kitty decides to star in her own cooking show.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Cobraleaks reviews
The Information Age is proving to be a difficult time for a certain terrorist organization.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Therapy In Space reviews
Dib, Zim and Gaz resort to drastic measures in order to contain their bickering.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
Planet of The Vampire Squirrels reviews
The gang crash lands on a mysterious planet. Who will survive? What madness lies ahead? Well it is Zim and the gang so what do you think happens?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Red And Purple Blues reviews
After the disasterous invasion of Planet Earth, Red and Purple's circumstances drastically change. And not for the better. Tallest Torture awaits! YAY!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Red, Purple - Complete
Professor Membrane's Sad Song of Betrayal reviews
On the run from angry mobs, Professor Membrane discovers the power of song parody. Don't take this seriously folks, it's just madness!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Prof. Membrane - Complete
Mebrane's Melancholy reviews
After the Irken Invasion, Professor Membrane finds his life drastically changed. And he's not too happy about it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Prof. Membrane - Complete
Class of Dibageddon reviews
What happened to Zim and Dib's classmates after the Irken Invasion? Madness of course!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Zita - Complete
Dazed Whines and Killer Roses reviews
Another day, another series of disasters in outer space. It's all Zim's fault of course.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Roboparents Go Wild Again reviews
Dib decides to use the Roboparents as a substitute for his own father. Can you say bad idea? I knew you could.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
Dreams Is Weird reviews
Dib and Zim are sharing dreams. This could be a problem. Especially when it starts annoying Gaz.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Plotting The Unknown Future reviews
After the Battle of Tortuna, the Galaxy Rangers discuss the challenges to come.
Galaxy Rangers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Complete
Broken Down Dib reviews
After the invasion of Earth Dib contemplates his place in the universe.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
We're a Bunch of Misfits reviews
The Misfits annoy Scott in their classic version of a holiday favorite. Now with added Pyro for more goodness!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Rise of The InvaderZ reviews
How did the series really end? What caused the downfall of The Irken Empire? What mysterious secrets does Dib have in his past? What is the truth about the leaders of Earth? And what's with the puppet show? Find out the answers in this insane fic!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,847 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Final Chapter reviews
The adventures of the X-Men and Misfits draw to an insane conclusion as the mutant race enters a crossroads. Whether or not both mutants and humans survive will be up to these two teams. We're doomed.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 460,462 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Sins of the Father reviews
The Galaxy Rangers struggle to deal with rebuilding Earth's reputation after the events of Tangled Web, while each member deals with their own dark past and uncertain future.
Galaxy Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 360,728 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
The Demise of Agent Darkbootie reviews
What really happened the night one of the most respected agents of the Swollen Eyeballs died? Find out in this mad fic!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Everybody Goes To Jail reviews
What happens when the gang ends up in jail? MADNESS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Invasion of the Bumblebee Scouts reviews
Gaz is forced into the scouts and even worse, Zim decides to infiltrate her troop.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Penny Don't Kill the Squirrels reviews
Cowritten with Coldfusion180. Set during The Final Chapter. The gang tries to stop Penny from her favorite hobby using an unorthodox method.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Complete
Battle For The Earth And Other Stuff reviews
Gir steals some of Gaz's things and she must track him down through all sorts of obstacles to make him pay. Meanwhile, Zim and Dib discover the joys of reality TV.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Gaz, Gir - Complete
Oh So Tall Yet So Unwise reviews
Red and Purple have a conversation while looking over Zim's latest gift.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
The Curious Case of The Everlasting Enchalada reviews
Dib and Gaz get roped into solving a Swollen Eyeballs case. Things just get weirder from here on in.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Dib, Gaz - Complete