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The Family Clock
by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
The Life and Death of Mary Sue
by Sakiku reviews
Stranded in the middle of nowhere in Fire Country, a Mary Sue tries to do what all Mary Sues do. But she should have thought about what her actions look like from a Naruto-verse perspective… Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,862 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Teh Ultimate Mary Sue Parody!
by Stormtracer reviews
Here's a thought: What if LotR characters could occasionally resist Mary Sues? After reading several badfics, I wondered what the results would be. So I wrote this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,680 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Master and Slave
by Disorderly Conduct reviews
Naruto, a slave, a slut, a whore. He belonged to Uchiha Sasuke, a gift from his brother. SasuNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 7/12/2005
by Vaneria Potter reviews
A rewrite of one of my earlier stories that was taken down because someone thought it was a list. How to survive MarySues. Do not eat or drink while reading! Your keyboard and monitor will not thank you for having things spilled on it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,898 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 12/21/2004
Will You Love Me, Dobe?
by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Sasuke loves Naruto so much. He does everything he could to confess his undying love for the kitsune without words. The thing is, will Naruto discover his feelings and return it back to him? SasuNaru Yaoi Sequel: Really, I Love You, Teme!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,524 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bedfellows with Anquish
by Xenolord reviews
Maria is a new arrival in Battleon. Follow her from age 14 to her 18th birthday, where she recieves a special present. And her Guardianship. Shoujo Ai
Adventure Quest - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh
by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Less Than Perfect
by Catharsis MCD reviews
The Diary of Mary Sue's Little Sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2007 - OC
A Siriusly Clever Pun
by Naneek reviews
Cathy Higgins can't find a boyfriend, so what does she do? She gets a pretend one! A MarySue parody that's hopefully not too cruel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Worst Romance Ever Written
by Princess of Ithilien reviews
I'm making fun of all those Mary Sue stories. Basically, I'm writing about a Mary Sue who writes a Fanfiction about a Mary Sue who is conveniently in Middle Earth... bad things will happen! A cousin who tries to stop the Sue writer... R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,484 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006
Pretty Little Secrets
by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2552 - Favs: 4,691 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
31 Ways to Kill a Weasley
by DramaAnne reviews
Ron dies for 31 days in a row, previously 365 Ways...Flames will be used to toast marshmellows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,250 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
by Xenolord reviews
COMPLETED! X Guardian Maria has awakened the power of an ancient evil no one on Lore could even hope to destroy, not even the great Drakonnan or Carnax!
Adventure Quest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,055 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
Just Another HarryDraco Slash Story
by cmere2 reviews
What the title says - every HarryDraco cliche you could think of rolled into one story! Look for shared detentions, potions partners, the astronomy tower, conveniently empty classrooms and much more! Parody. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,679 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Case Studies of Tragic Sues
by Leelee5 reviews
Tragic consequences can result when a Mary Sue is not informed of the nature and laws of Middle Earth. These case studies will help prevent future accidents.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 1/10/2003
Mary Sue, I Love You!
by Kerichi reviews
In the far, far, away land of California, Mary Sue accepts an invitation to Hogwarts and searches for her one true love. Is her soul mate Draco? Harry? Snape? Colin? Fred and George or...gasp...Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices
by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Death to a Mary Sue and a Patrick Stue
by Malbeth reviews
This is a fic in which a Mary Sue rules. I hate Mary Sue's so I made this up. Sexual, but not slashy.Zaire is a perfect mortal. But when Aragorn and Legolas come to her kingdom, will she be able to contain her feelings?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
by Insomniac Luddite reviews
Palantiri, modems, girls in Elrond’s bedroom, flash floods, feather dusters, Erestor fainting, catatonic Thranduil, whipped cream, cruelty to Mary Sues, silly names, four half-witted Halflings and one irritable Istar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,357 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Elrond, Legolas
by Soyotome reviews
LARGE, HAIRY PARODY! Put humor in with your Legolas to avoid starchy romance fics! Not for those who likewrite Mary-Sues. Legolas Meets Mystic Girl...satire ensues! Updated with Very Important Note for everyone to read.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Legolas
Oboebyrd's Guide to Writing Formulaic Fanfiction
by Oboebyrd reviews
A SATIRICAL look at writing the 'perfect' LOTR fanfictions. I update for the glory of Gil-Galad.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 3/27/2002
by Child of Magick reviews
What if there was another Elf named Legolas? What if the Mary-Sues went for him instead? One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Complete
Love And War
by Jinxx reviews
COMPLETE AU. Inuyasha the leader of the notorious gang the Dogs falls for Kagome when she is mistaken for Kikyo in a gang war. He has a tough time keeping this young beauty safe but he has an even tougher time keeping his heart safe from her.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,117 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Complete
Four And Twenty Mary Sues Baked in a Pie
by tweak1 reviews
If the mention of Legolas leaves you weak at the knees (or if you have a not-so-secret wish to get into his pants), this is NOT the set of poetry for you.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 7/25/2002 - Legolas
by She Who Gives Migraines reviews
Thranduil is SICK of the Mary-Sues swarming around his son. How can he get them out of Mirkwood once and for all? That thing which is know to some as the Fourth Chapter has come at last...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2002 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Legolas, Gimli
Fellowship Of The Fangirls
by Tigs reviews
The adventures of a group of nine fangirls, who go along with the guys on their Quest. Taking Mary-Sues to the extreme! Elvish Lessons from chapter 8! They're in Fangorn Forest... Contains spoilers for The Two Towers!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,476 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2002 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Legolas