Lion Of Nightmares
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Joined 12-02-05, id: 941738, Profile Updated: 02-26-10
Author has written 4 stories for Adventure Quest, RuneScape, Neopets, and Naruto.

I'm known as Crystal Lion normally, talk to me to find my real name. I am young but they say my mind is older. I like plenty of things, and especially parodying them but my parodies are obvious ones. I like many a pun in a title. I was born on the twenty-eighth of November. I have short black hair and nearly black eyes.

My roleplaying characters usually are named '-Non-human thing here.- Lion' if they are girls. For boys, it depends on the type of game.

My favorite cartoons are usually by Disney, but I feel their recent cartoon movies are somewhat uninteresting. I like Jungle Cubs, The Lion King, Robin Hood and the Jungle Book.

Go here for an interesting IM site.

I have a DA account, fear my drawings. Heh.

My newest story, Las Vegas Lion, is an Adventure Quest story that can be read here. It's a rant on compulsory revealing clothes in video games in story form.


Update as of 26 February 2010: I'm sorry, but I may not be updating 'The Young Adventurers' or 'The Diplomats of Lore', and I'm definitely not updating 'Rape of the Kitsune' nor 'The Chronicles of The SiAri' any more. Partly because I'm working on an AQW fanfic that I have posted on my deviantArt above, and partly because I no longer play AQ so much. Besides, the people in The Young Adventurers have quit Adventure Quest a long time ago.

Perhaps I may update The Young Adventurers, but it will not really take place in AQ's continuity after the Devourer arc. As for The Diplomats of Lore, I shall rewrite it when I have the time.

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The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 173,163 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
The Life and Death of Mary Sue by Sakiku reviews
Stranded in the middle of nowhere in Fire Country, a Mary Sue tries to do what all Mary Sues do. But she should have thought about what her actions look like from a Naruto-verse perspective… Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,862 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Teh Ultimate Mary Sue Parody! by Stormtracer reviews
Here's a thought: What if LotR characters could occasionally resist Mary Sues? After reading several badfics, I wondered what the results would be. So I wrote this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,680 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Master and Slave by Disorderly Conduct reviews
Naruto, a slave, a slut, a whore. He belonged to Uchiha Sasuke, a gift from his brother. SasuNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 7/12/2005
Survival Guide by Vaneria Potter reviews
A rewrite of one of my earlier stories that was taken down because someone thought it was a list. How to survive MarySues. Do not eat or drink while reading! Your keyboard and monitor will not thank you for having things spilled on it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,898 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 12/21/2004
Will You Love Me, Dobe? by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Sasuke loves Naruto so much. He does everything he could to confess his undying love for the kitsune without words. The thing is, will Naruto discover his feelings and return it back to him? SasuNaru Yaoi Sequel: Really, I Love You, Teme!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,524 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bedfellows with Anquish by Xenolord reviews
Maria is a new arrival in Battleon. Follow her from age 14 to her 18th birthday, where she recieves a special present. And her Guardianship. Shoujo Ai
Adventure Quest - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Less Than Perfect by Catharsis MCD reviews
The Diary of Mary Sue's Little Sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2007 - OC
A Siriusly Clever Pun by Naneek reviews
Cathy Higgins can't find a boyfriend, so what does she do? She gets a pretend one! A MarySue parody that's hopefully not too cruel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Worst Romance Ever Written by Princess of Ithilien reviews
I'm making fun of all those Mary Sue stories. Basically, I'm writing about a Mary Sue who writes a Fanfiction about a Mary Sue who is conveniently in Middle Earth... bad things will happen! A cousin who tries to stop the Sue writer... R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,484 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2425 - Favs: 3,713 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
31 Ways to Kill a Weasley by DramaAnne reviews
Ron dies for 31 days in a row, previously 365 Ways...Flames will be used to toast marshmellows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,250 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Battleon Surface! by Xenolord reviews
COMPLETED! X Guardian Maria has awakened the power of an ancient evil no one on Lore could even hope to destroy, not even the great Drakonnan or Carnax!
Adventure Quest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,055 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
Just Another HarryDraco Slash Story by cmere2 reviews
What the title says - every HarryDraco cliche you could think of rolled into one story! Look for shared detentions, potions partners, the astronomy tower, conveniently empty classrooms and much more! Parody. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,679 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Case Studies of Tragic Sues by Leelee5 reviews
Tragic consequences can result when a Mary Sue is not informed of the nature and laws of Middle Earth. These case studies will help prevent future accidents.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 1/10/2003
Mary Sue, I Love You! by Kerichi reviews
In the far, far, away land of California, Mary Sue accepts an invitation to Hogwarts and searches for her one true love. Is her soul mate Draco? Harry? Snape? Colin? Fred and George or...gasp...Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Death to a Mary Sue and a Patrick Stue by Malbeth reviews
This is a fic in which a Mary Sue rules. I hate Mary Sue's so I made this up. Sexual, but not slashy.Zaire is a perfect mortal. But when Aragorn and Legolas come to her kingdom, will she be able to contain her feelings?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Siege Mentality by Insomniac Luddite reviews
Palantiri, modems, girls in Elrond’s bedroom, flash floods, feather dusters, Erestor fainting, catatonic Thranduil, whipped cream, cruelty to Mary Sues, silly names, four half-witted Halflings and one irritable Istar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,357 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Elrond, Legolas
Fantabulous Leggosity! by Soyotome reviews
LARGE, HAIRY PARODY! Put humor in with your Legolas to avoid starchy romance fics! Not for those who likewrite Mary-Sues. Legolas Meets Mystic Girl...satire ensues! Updated with Very Important Note for everyone to read.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Legolas
Oboebyrd's Guide to Writing Formulaic Fanfiction by Oboebyrd reviews
A SATIRICAL look at writing the 'perfect' LOTR fanfictions. I update for the glory of Gil-Galad.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 3/27/2002
Wrong Legolas! by Child of Magick reviews
What if there was another Elf named Legolas? What if the Mary-Sues went for him instead? One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Complete
Love And War by Jinxx reviews
COMPLETE AU. Inuyasha the leader of the notorious gang the Dogs falls for Kagome when she is mistaken for Kikyo in a gang war. He has a tough time keeping this young beauty safe but he has an even tougher time keeping his heart safe from her.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,117 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Complete
Four And Twenty Mary Sues Baked in a Pie by tweak1 reviews
If the mention of Legolas leaves you weak at the knees (or if you have a not-so-secret wish to get into his pants), this is NOT the set of poetry for you.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 7/25/2002 - Legolas
Elf Daddy by She Who Gives Migraines reviews
Thranduil is SICK of the Mary-Sues swarming around his son. How can he get them out of Mirkwood once and for all? That thing which is know to some as the Fourth Chapter has come at last...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2002 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Legolas, Gimli
Fellowship Of The Fangirls by Tigs reviews
The adventures of a group of nine fangirls, who go along with the guys on their Quest. Taking Mary-Sues to the extreme! Elvish Lessons from chapter 8! They're in Fangorn Forest... Contains spoilers for The Two Towers!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,476 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2002 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Legolas
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Rape of the Kitsune reviews
Naruto's a girl from the start, and although she bears the kyuubi, not so many people hate her as she's a skilled ninja. But then, she starts having dreams of being assaulted. Parody SasuNaru, NejiNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Diplomats of Lore reviews
The people of Lore dislike Gielinor,but what happens when they chase out the wrong guy?Big trouble.Ten diplomats are immediately chosen and dispatched.Happens a decade after TYA started and is a silly satire.
Crossover - RuneScape & Adventure Quest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006
The Young Adventurers reviews
Some short stories about my main AQ character Crystal Lion and the friends that she makes.Part 1 until 6 is from a non guardian's POV.
Adventure Quest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,267 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005
The Chronicles of the SiAri
Asterix ended up in the care of humans when his entire village is wiped out by a fire when he was a baby.He is destined to be a powerful hero and have many adventures before he dies of old age.Currently on hold to make way for TDoL.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Published: 5/30/2006