T.S.A.M
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Joined 12-02-05, id: 941912, Profile Updated: 05-10-10
Author has written 9 stories for Gilmore Girls, Charmed, General Hospital, Life With Derek, Gossip Girl, and Veronica Mars.

T.S.A.M

formerly -

Terrifying Space Astral Monkey - Terrifying SpaceMonkey was from Firefly and 'Astral' got added as a shout out to Charmed, for anyone who gets it...

Name: Amber

Age: 21 as of May 11th

Location: Jupiter, just moved from Mars

Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Listening to Music
Music: Punk (the real stuff, none of this new wannabe crap), Rock, alternative rock
Band(s): The Pixies, The Ramones, The Clash, The Dresden Dolls, Letters To Cleo, The Bangles, Queen...many many more...

Solo Artist(s): Billy Idol, Iggy Pop, David Bowie
TV Show(s): Gossip Girl, Dead Like Me, Veronica Mars, House, Firefly, Gilmore girls, M.A.S.H, Charmed, BtVS, DOOL, GH
Movie(s): X-men (1&2 not 3), Cruel Intentions (1&3), Serenity, Pirates of the Caribbean (1&2), Labrynth, Princess Bride, Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

Actors/Actresses: Holly Marie Combs, Drew Fuller, Brian Krause, Johnny Depp, Mandy Patinkin, James Scott, Alison Sweeny, Alan Alda, Blake Lively, Ed Westwick, Brad Pitt (not the actor, just the acting...you get me?)

Idol(s): Joss Whedon

Fandoms:

R/R or Romy...whatever ya call it - sigh ANOTHER new ship. I am...pathetic. Srrrriously! Im new to Romy tho - catching up with wikipedia, marvel an watching all old xmen cartoons.

Ejami - It's so...starcrossed lovers! They're so alike but still so different...

Jarly - Jason and Carly are meant to be ...28 points! (Jacks can go hide out for a while, I dont hate him so he doesn't have to die! Sonny should though...but only cuz he's boring lately.)

WildChildz - Serena/Chuck. Whats not to love?

LoVe - They need each other!

Skate on LOST, as stupid as that name is for a fandom, could we really not come up with something a little more imagination?...(Hottest Sawyer moment...ummm...everything, he is SO pretty! I love Josh!)

Literati (love love love love! Hottest Jess moment...hmm, let me think...ALL OF THEM. Milo is so yummy! what a smirk!) (Die, Dean Die!)

ANYWAY Im basically in love with all the guys who are feature in my fave ships. Not the women...Carly (1&4) is a total babe. Kates a hottie too, but she's kinda stuck up. I don't really like Rory, I think she wants perfection...and shes annoying. Alison (Sami) is one of the most beautiful women on televison, and James (EJ) is totally her equal in that department...well, he is when his hair isnt flopping in his face. And...while its not on my fandom, I ship Spuffy...not because I want them together, but because Spike wants them to be together. Buffys a big'ole Btch.


Two Can Keep A Secret - My very first Veronica Mars fic.

note - I usually do not put disclaimers in my story, because I usually forget, so here it is..I OWN NOTHING! Except the characters I have made up :Serenity, Jamie, Sara


~There's beauty in the breakdown~

Its been brought to my attention that everyone I have ever shipped has NOT ended up together, which I think is funny, and oh-so true. Sadly. I mean Jason/Carly? Rory/Jess? there are many others...I guess Kate and Sawyer still have a chance. A small one, but a chance. And Chuck/Serena? who knows! it is only season 2. But with the whole adoption thing, im thinking NOT, lol.

Also - I figured out I usually like ships where the guy chases the girl. EJ Sami? Good god, but he chased after her! Sawyer Kate? Until this last season, totally. Jess Rory? Uh, hello!


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Two Can Keep A Secret reviews
A/U - pre-show: 16 years old Veronica Mars loses her family to find one waiting for her in Neptune. She comes to town with nothing but the clothes on her back - and a secret in her pocket.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Veronica
Not Flesh And Bone reviews
*Final Chap* - S,E and C discover what it is that makes a family. F.t- The Non-Judging Breakfast Club, The VdB kids, C/S, C/B, light L/R N/V .... "You don’t become a family just by telling people you are. You become a family because you want to be one.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,540 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009
Skull and Bones reviews
Kindergarten. Day one. What could possibly, besides wealth, bring these opposites together, into a friendship what would span over a decade? A early Non-Judging Breakfast Club fic
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/26/2009
Strange Little Band reviews
After 2X16 - Serena and Erik's reaction to Chucks adoption. Cuz you know it wont be on the show.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
Funeral Song reviews
When is it time to just say 'stop? When is a relationship just not worth it anymore? What do you do when that time comes? And...what do you do, if you're wrong? .:Dasey:.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Crimson Snow reviews
A last breathe calls out for an old friend....
General Hospital - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Carly C., Jason M. - Complete
Raising Piper reviews
They would just keep doing what they were doing and if mom got mad, well, at least she would be alive to be mad.... Wyatt and Chris do thier best to protect...
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Piper H. - Complete
Late Night Revenge reviews
When one Chris keeps you up at night, its only fair that the other one should pay for it...
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Piper H., Elise R. - Complete
No More Fairies reviews
After an accident a 10 years old Rory is forced to move to New York City, where she meets Jess. They become best friends...
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,452 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
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