Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh, and D.Gray-Man.
Hello! chibi daydreamer here!
Welcome to my profile!
About me: I love to read. My preferences are wide-spread, but they mostly have to be interesting and well written. Right now, my favorites are: Naruto and Harry Potter.
I've written a few stories, but unfortunately I've hit a writer's block and can't seem to figure out what to write...
An Artisans Craft has a bit of the next chapter written, and I kinda have an idea of what I want to do, but whenever I write something, I automatically hate it.
Looking for Salvation is totally hating me right now, and I can't figure out what to do, where to go, and what to write. If anyone has any ideas, please let me know. I might put it up for adoption, but it depends on what everyone thinks.
My two D.Gray-Man ficcies (Dare and Hold'Em) were a huge hit - don't know why - but that makes me really happy! I might continue writing some little one-shots like that for other animes but I'll have to see if I think of anything. Those two stories were a fluke and a random time of boredom for me.
Before I had a list of stories that I loved but weren't available on ff.net. I've decided to take it down because I had a couple of complaints (mostly about the mature content, etc.) If anyone wants to know any good Harry Potter (SS/HP and DM/HP) fics, lemme know. I can recommend some.
This time, I've decided to put up some of my favorite quotes/convos that I've read right here on ff.net. Included are what fics they are from, and the authors.
“That’s what being a shinobi means. You have to weigh what’s smart against what’s right.” His teacher had told him.
And he had responded with his heart, “If being smart means what you say, then I’d rather remain a fool forever.”
- Naruto, 'Impossible' by fowl68
“Save it,” Sasuke hissed, “You may be the devil, but you are nothing without your minions and one of us is missing.” Sasuke entered the bathroom but left a crack open, “So stop the big brother shit, put on your evil, lord of the darkness panties and find out who took my goddamn dobe!”
- Sasuke and Itachi, 'The Demilitarized Zone' by michelerene
The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.”
- Ibiki, 'The Demilitarized Zone' by michelerene
"Minato-sensei always said that it was a good thing to feel sorrow at an enemies passing," Kakashi told him quietly. "But he said that we also need to move past that sorrow. He said that if we keep the ghosts of those we've killed close to our hearts, they will eventually suffocate us."
Naruto smiled slightly, "Wise words."
Kakashi nodded seriously, "He always did come up with his best speeches over ramen. It was his thinking food."
- Kakashi and Naruto, 'An Inconvenient Truth' by Unwritten.25
“And this ladies and gentlemen is why one must never call an Akimichi fat,” Naruto tells the remaining Genin from their observation room.
“For thou art tiny and go squish when stepped on,” Kiba adds with chuckle when he notices Ten-Ten’s bug-eyed expression.
- Naruto and Kiba, 'Master of Puppets'
“What the hell was THAT!” He roared, killer intent practically rolling off him in waves. “You two! Get up, now! I want three hundred laps around this room IMMEDIATELY!” As the two incredibly tired teenagers jumped up and began the assigned laps, Shikamaru continued to rant. “Do you know what you just did! You just made me loose to the dead last! The DEAD LAST for Kami’s sake! Do you know what that makes me? The freaking BURIED last! The CREMATED last! The digested-by-worms-and-slowly-degraded-into-nothingness last! Argh! I have just one more thing to say to you two.” He turned his glare on full power and concentrated his killing intent on the two figures still running sluggishly around the room. “You had better kick some ass in the next part of the exams!”
- Shikamaru, 'Surreality Book one: The Butterfly Effect' by AquaRias
“Argh!” Shikamaru howled. “That is the last straw! I’ve had it with you fucking kids!” A nearby five year old boy gasped, pointing at Shikamaru.
“YOU SWEARED!” He roared, shocking Shikamaru by being even louder then the trumpeting triplets. “YOU SWEARED! SWEARING IS A FUCKING BAD THING TO DO!”
“What the fuck is your problem kid, you just told me not to swear while swearing in the same sentence? Does your mother know you use words like that!”
“I DIDN’T FUCKING KNOW THIS FUCKING WORD UNTIL YOU FUCKING TAUGHT IT TO ME!”
- Shikamaru, 'Surreality Book one: The Butterfly Effect', by AquaRias
“I’ll race you."
“That’s so immature, I can’t believe you’d want to waste our training by… GO.”
- Sasuke and Naruto, 'Cataclysm: The Uzumaki Chronicles' by Red Feathered Pen
"Ah. My thanks.” He turned to Shinju. “Well, the Pencil of Ceremonies couldn’t be with us tonight, but I don’t suppose it really matters because the Pencil represents education, which is what you are moving into. Instead, we will use the Cup”--he indicated the mug and its contents with a light flourish--“of Wisdom.”
“That’s a very small cup,” Naruto could not help but comment.
“It’s symbolic,” his father told him, then added, “Your mother and I were arguing once and I asked her why she had decided to stay with me after I helped her. She said she must have been stupid, to which I replied that I was very happy to know, because one always hears of others falling out of love, but never out of stupidity. And like stupidity, the true Cup of Wisdom has no bounds, which is why you always see very wise people doing very stupid things, at which point you have--”
His father looked down at him, then smiled generously and patted him on his head. “You have learned well since you were spawned. You will be spared from this year’s culling.”
- Minato and Naruto, 'Door Number Two' by Reaper Nanashi
“Do not anger dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
- Kakashi, 'Pyromaniac' by FastForward
“Tomorrow is Tomato’s last day with us.”
“Yamato’s leaving? No! I loved that guy!”
“I hope you mean in a platonic way.”
“Of course, of course. You’re my number one, Sasuke.”
“You know, I never knew you and Yamato were close.” Tenten said with a frown. “I mean, I’ve seen you talking to him a few times, but are you really going to miss him that much?”
“Are you kidding? I’m going to cry when he leaves.” Naruto sighed. “When he was around, I didn’t have to deal with Genma.”
- Tenten, Naruto, and Sasuke, 'Pyromaniac' by FastForward
Anko stood in front of the fence of her favorite training ground. ‘The Forest of Death’, the deadliest training ground Konoha had, surpassing even ‘The Tower of Pain’, or ‘The Dungeon of Many Sharp Pointy Things That Stab and Pierce as They Cut You into a Really Stupid Amount of Very Small Pieces’.
The naming committee probably never should have gotten drunk before deciding on that name, but most of the more eccentric jounin seemed to like it.
- Anko, 'Being Found' by MrRigger
“Would you cause me any mental or physical damage if I was to hypothetically mention that I was taking a shortcut?”
“Right! Well, visit it is then!” His eyes narrowed. “I was in a hurry, it was important.”
- Sakura and Neji, 'Short Cuts' by The Cashew Nuts
Naruto just shot her a look. “Stop asking silly questions, already! You can fail to play well, but you can’t fail ‘hide and seek’. You play it for fun. You’re having fun right?”
After a brief period of consideration: hesitantly, Hinata shook her head.
“The hell?” Naruto exclaimed loudly. “You’re not having fun?” he asked incredulously. The concept itself took a while to sink in. “YOU FAIL! Completely! Put more effort into it!”
Hinata ‘eep-ed’ and scurried over to the tree Naruto had been at earlier.
“Now COUNT!” Naruto demanded, reminiscent of a drill sergeant.
“O-One… T-Two…” Hinata stuttered, diligently covering her eyes with both hands.
“No...” Naruto ground out. “COUNT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!”
“O-One!” Hinata cried. “T-Two!”
- Naruto and Hinata, 'Tsunade's Heir' by funkmasterjo
"What do you think Kushina-sama is doing?"
"Sounds to me like she's drowning the bitch."
"Should we help?"
"No, I'm sure Kushina can drown her without our help."
"I mean should we prevent Tayuya's drowning?"
- Haku and OC, 'A Mother's Love', by lord of the land of fire
“Two scissors…one rock…one paper—“Kisame begins calculating, before he is rudely interrupted.
“What the fuck is that?” Hidan screeches, gesturing animatedly at Itachi’s hands. “That’s not legal!”
All eyes swivel to the Uchiha; when Deidara discerns what, exactly, the object of all the controversy is, he gives an unusually high-pitched yelp and nearly leaps into Tobi’s arms. Tobi handles this gamely, and pats the blonde missing-nin on his immaculate head. “There, there, Deidara-senpai,” he soothes, attempting to rock him gently. “It’s just a cute little cockroach!”
The cockroach in question waves its feelers in the air inquisitively. Itachi smirks, thoroughly satisfied with himself.
Deidara has taken refuge behind Tobi, who pats the cockroach lightly with his pinky finger. “Please do not look so angry,” he implores Hidan, who looks infuriated enough to burst a blood vessel. “It is an innocent creature!”
“I demand an inquiry!” Hidan bellows at Kisame, before pointing an accusing finger at Itachi. “This rite is practically fucking sacred, and he violated it!”
“Don’t be juvenile,” Itachi replies, bored.
Deidara recovers enough to grab a spatula, and advances on the cockroach in Itachi’s palm, looking positively manic.
“Shut up!” roars Kisame, and all activity within the Akatsuki kitchen falls to a standstill. “Itachi,” he says, returning to his normal, moderate tone. “Explain your reasoning, if you will.”
“It is elementary, really, Kisame. My recreational studies have concluded that in the event of nuclear warfare, these insects will be the only objects that will survive and remain healthy. Therefore,” he concludes, eyes glinting triumphantly. “The cockroach trumps all.”
A few moments of utter silence greets this declaration. “Now, now, Deidara-senpai,” Tobi reassures gently, while attempting to wrest the spatula from Deidara’s grip. “Violence is never the answer…”
A statement of this caliber shocks Deidara into relinquishing his weapon. “You’re in Akatsuki, un,” he replies blankly, staring at his partner. “Violence is supposed to be the answer.”
“Elementary, my ass!” Hidan retorts, before turning again to Kisame. “The Uchiha loses.”
“Actually,” Kisame scratches his head sheepishly. “In accordance with the terms of an official inquiry, he justified his answer in a fully sane and rational manner, without using any violence or hurtful language. Therefore, Hidan, the task falls to you.”
“Fuck!” Hidan howls, and the rest of the kitchen winces as he storms out, while complaining at the top of his lungs about ‘damned partiality and bias’ all the way up the stairs.
- Akatsuki, 'Love Lockdown', by Lady Silvamord
“…That’s a hell of a hickey,” he manages, as he stares, awe-struck, at Itachi’s jaw. “Odd angle, though.”
The Uchiha prodigy blinks once. “It’s not.”
It takes a few moments for Kisame to put it together, but when he does, his jaw drops. After hastily recovering himself, he unearths one of the stolen lollipops, feeling rather frantic. “Lollipop? It’ll make it all better. I promise.”
“I doubt it.”
Regardless, Kisame speedily unwraps the bright orange lollipop and pries it into Itachi’s clamped lips. “Is that better?” he asks, worried.
Itachi mutters something incoherent, around the fluorescent citrus-flavored orb that has been stuck so unceremoniously into his mouth.
“Oh, my Buddha.” Kisame paces in a circle, trying his best to remember all the dating articles he had ever read in the Miss Manners column. Finally, the perfect solution comes to him, and he holds his arms out placatingly. “Man-hug. Now.”
“Kisame, I do not want—“
“Now!” Kisame barks. “You’ll thank me later.”
Itachi submits without further argument.
- Itachi and Kisame, 'Love Lockdown', by Lady Silvamord
“Anyhow, on a lighter note, how goes your passenger?”
Mary made a show of looking behind her at the limp person she was ferrying. “Out cold. Probably from shock when I started weaving through those trees. How about yours?”
“A branch took him out.” Harry deadpanned. “Idiot didn’t duck when I said to.”
“And that makes him an idiot?” Mary questioned as she moved closer to inspect the growing lump on the man’s forehead.
“No the fact that he said ‘where?’ makes him an idiot.” Harry said pulling a pocket watch out from his robes and inspecting it.
“You mean he actually said that?” The girl asked incredulously as she snapped off a branch before using it to prod the man.
“Like I said the man’s an idiot. Anyhow it worked out alright in the end. I was going to shut him up sooner or later.”
- Harry and OC, 'The Innocence of Guilt' by ENSIGN
"Three hundred people in crowd, twenty Death Eaters.
‘Count you simpletons. You out number them, a simple pile up would probably suffocate them to death.’"
- Harry, 'The Innocence of Guilt' by ENSIGN
Draco wouldn't throw himself in front of Harry to protect him from an angry Snape, but he'd at least trip his uncle to give the Gryffindor time to run.
- Harry, 'A Question of Circumstance' by Medea Nevermore
"Welcome to the Ministry of Magic. Please state your name and the purpose of your visit," the cheery witch's voice announced to the six wizards tightly packed into the red telephone box.
"Death Eaters," Lucius said with a hint of amusement. "We're here to kill you." Dolohov had the audacity to smack him on the arm. The amusement in his voice vanished with a shocked exclamation of, "Ow! What was that for, you idiot?"
"They're never gonna let us in now!" the man replied as if it were obvious.
"O' ye of little faith," Lucius smirked at him. "I think I know the Ministry a bit better than you."
Sure enough, to the surprise of everyone except Lucius, the voice thanked them, wished them a good day and a silver badge dropped down. Dolohov picked it up in wonder and read it aloud. "Death Eaters. Reason for visit: Homicide." He blinked at Lucius from behind his mask. "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle."
- Death Eaters, 'Curse of Fate' from Mistress Nika
"I'm going to murder something cute and fuzzy, drain it of all blood and hang its carcass outside the Gryffindor common room."
"Severus!" Minerva exclaimed, causing him to pause and look back. With a small smile, she murmured softly, "Hufflepuff, if you please."
- Severus and Minerva, 'Curse of Fate' from Mistress Nika
Hermione had Seamus by his nose. “If I ever hear you call her or any other girl in this place that nasty word again and I’ll castrate you on the spot with the bluntest knife I can summon. Are we clear?” His eyes were wide and he nodded hastily before she let go and walked away quickly. She sat down regally and took a sip of her juice. “Boys today are ever the little bastards.”
“Gee, thanks,” I grumbled.
“Oh, Harry, sweetie,” she sighed patiently. “You’re one of the girls, remember?”
- Hermione and Harry, 'Venom Kisser' by VampyricRedemption
"You're hungry," Heero stated dryly.
"Starving," Duo agreed. "I need my pancakes."
"Go make them."
"Hey, I'm the guest here, you're supposed to get up off your lazy ass and make my breakfast."
"No, you're not. You're talking, so you're wide awake."
"I could be talking in my sleep."
"You do it very well. Get up and feed me."
- Heero and Duo, 'Sideways' by Blue Soaring; Gundam Wing
"I wish we'd actually leave instead of standing around."
"Psh, you and I both. I feel as if I'm surrounded by little ants, all running around with their own silly little lives until I spray them with Windex."
"That was rather sudden."
"I'm a little frustrated. And hungry, too."
- Yami and Bakura, 'Eien' by Amiasha Ruri; Yu-Gi-Oh
"Would you like to go for coffee when your shift ends?" he said, all in a rush.
Seiichi blinked and sat back on his heels so he could get a better look at Sanada. "Is this coffee the actual thing itself, or is it a clever metaphor for 'come back to my place so we can screw each other stupid'?" Sanada's eyebrows shot up. "What, too blunt?"
- Sanada and Yukimura, 'Bookish' by Lys ap Adin; Prince of Tennis
Fuji could feel an icy fury settle in his veins. Tightening his hold on his clueless kitten, he decided to make an example out of the cocky girl. He smiled disparagingly and told her in a falsely kind voice: “Since it seems like you have a learning deficiency I’ll take care to explain it to you slowly and in short words. He is not interested in you or your friend. Neither does he wish to talk or otherwise spend time with you. He is mine and I do not share. Did you get it now or shall I use visual aids as well?”
- Fuji, 'Enigmatic Prey', by nlblake
Yami's joy knew no bounds. Well, okay, it did -- and they were about wide enough for a sand grain to fit inside if it went on the Atkins diet and held its breath. Not only would he be trapped on the cruiser with the she-beast, but she would also have Yugi at her mercy! Yami cursed his luck -- in his past life as an Evil Noodle Overlord, his macaroni minions must have swept the globe, raining destruction and tasty sauces in their wake. He glowered at the universe in general and Isis in particular. Damn it all to fuck.
- Yami, 'Shadows on the Nile' by lucidscreamer; Yu-Gi-Oh
"Fate is. We can but change how we deal with it."
- Auric/Edward, 'Full Circle', by Nike Femme
Auric rolled his eyes at the dramatic entrance. "About time you showed up, bastard General. Getting soft in your old age?"
Roy's lips twitched. "I don't believe so. But you're welcome to help me find out."
That earned him an irritated - if reluctantly amused - glare. "Mind. Out of gutter. Now," ordered Auric. "You're embarrassing the young ones." And indeed, when Roy looked around, Al was looking absolutely mortified, as were many of the younger men, who were scratching the backs of their necks and looking away in embarrassment. While they knew of the General's reputation, it was one thing to hear about it and quite another to see it in action. He shrugged.
"They're going to have to learn about the birds and the bees at some point, Fullmetal - Al's already a father after all."
"So not the point, idiot. Oh…excuse me," and he coolly backhanded the young Sin who had just tried to bite his hand. "No biting! Didn't your mother ever teach you that it's bad manners?"
- Auric/Edward and Roy, 'Full Circle', by Nike Femme
Life is made up of moments, shining pearls strung together on the thread of a life. Each pearl uniquely perfect, a shimmering encapsulation of a million different things that mattered at the time the pearl was formed, a beginning and an end unto itself. And at the very core of each pearl, a single grain of truth, an impossibly tiny, prickly, sharp-edged package wrapped in the opalescent sheen of memory.
- Roy, 'Full Circle', by Nike Femme
Good sites for research:
- Has most Ancient Egyptian words with their English pronunciations.
- Has a big dictionary of Egyptian words. There is a caution to this however, as some of the words are not clear on feminine or masculine forms, and some words are not what they seem.
- Has many different pages, including the use of pronouns, Egyptian words (although mostly hieroglyphics), etc.
- A online language dictionary (English to Latin, etc.) I've found that putting sentences doesn't work, but if you need a specific word translated, its great!
- 20,000 names of different origins and their meanings.
- A Naruto database. Anything you want to know about Naruto is on this site... Including spoilers, so beware!
- A Harry Potter database. Everything from a glossary of HP words, a list of creatures, and a detailed list of spells.