Author has written 3 stories for True Blood, and Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries.
My User name is Shadow Elrondsell, formerly LOTR Lover 247
Name- Janani_meaning- mother in hindi
Age- Like as if I'll give it to you! :P
Books:-Harry Potter Series, Southern Vampire Mysteries Series, The Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Silmarillion, Digital Fortress...
Authors :- J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling ,Agatha Criste ,Charlaine Harris, Dan Brown and many others...
Movies:- All LOTR Movies, Transformers. I like Harry Potter movie a bit and a few others... I do however believe that books are better than movies.
Hobbies:- Reading Books, Reading Fanfiction, Watching Movies, Playing Dodgeball(I've actually improved a tremendous lot!) And etc etc etc...
Anime:-Yu Yu Hakusho, Full Metal Alchemist, Detective School Q, Beyblade, God Save The King
Cartoons:-Transformers, Calvin and Hobbes
Reading, Photography, Philosophy, Java, Visual Basic, Dance, Politics etc.
P.S.:- Thanks to Rupali and Pavitra 4 introducing me to Fanfiction.net! I owe u 2 big time!I am sorry but I 4got yur screen names! BYE!
I'm also interested in being a Beta Reader. In particular for Harry Potter and SVM Fandoms.
Strengths: Research, Grammar, Spelling. I speak and write Queen's English but will adapt when required.
Weaknesses: Pop Culture and slang. However I am good with research and will look up anything required of me.
If you hate child abusing, copy and paste this to your profile.
My name is Sarah, I am but three,
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made, My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up, All the day long
When I awake, I'm all alone
The house is dark, My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just, One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!, I just heard a car
My daddy is back, From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse, My name he call
I press myself, Against the wall.
I try and hide, From his evil eye
I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words,
He says it’s my fault, That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me, And yells at me more,
I finally get free, And I run for the door.
He's already locked it, And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me,Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream, But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted, Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain, Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!, Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops, And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah, And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
~HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG~
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.. REPOST THIS--
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92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Put this into your profile if you are part of the 8 that would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever copied or pasted something into your profile, copy or paste this into your profile. The irony.
If you are obsessed with FanFiction, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you are part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy this into your profile.
If you have the tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.
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Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
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Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this into your profile.
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Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not
"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin
It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.
I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.
Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again
A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Guys should be like lattes-rich, strong, and hot
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind-
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways.
Never hire a colorblind electrician.
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."
Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."
"Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill."
"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."
Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography.
Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.
If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see how bad it is with representation.
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
SARCASM is just another free service I offer.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Education is important; school however, is another matter.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.
Boys are like skateboards; they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?
I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V.
Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.
I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
I love my computer, because my friends live in it.
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
Emmett's the strongest,
Edward's the fastest,
But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit!
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka.
My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
I ran with scissors, and lived!
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
When all else fails, blow stuff up.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
"So, you're a cannibal."
"He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron."
"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?"
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman."
"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE."
"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."
"When all else fails blow shit up."
"I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly"
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
"You say tomato...I say fuck you."
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-Anonymous
"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright
"Americans worship money. I have been looking for god all my life and he is right in my pocket." -Chris Rock
"Dance my little puppets, Dance!" - God
"Trying is the first step toward failure" - Unknown
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit!
Boys are like trees-- they take fifty years to grow up.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Your mom looks like VOLDEMORT!! (oh burn)
Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
I wrote your name in the sky
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird.
If you're nice, u can call me honey. If you're sweet, you can call me sweety. If ur hot, u can call me tonight!
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.
Smile... it confuses people.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.
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OK Guess thats it! I am gonna read fanfiction now!
…In Remembrance of Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance of Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance of Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance of Remus Lupin….
...the last real Marauder...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….but also an incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora...
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…whose motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too...
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end...
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing...
...In Remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!...
...She deserved everything she got and more...
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry...
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring...
...like countless others who also died in defence of Harry, Hogwarts, and what they knew was right...
...They may not have been named, but they are heroes all the same...
...who sacrificed themselves...
..For The Greater Good...
To all those who died fighting for a cause they believed in... rest in peace
Deathly Hallows... to all the people who died at the Battle of Hogwarts fighting for a cause they believed in... may you rest in peace.