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Joined 12-03-05, id: 942503, Profile Updated: 12-11-07
Author has written 7 stories for Les Miserables, Silmarillion, Charles Dickens, Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, and StarTrek: The Original Series.

My mind is blank at the moment. Check back later and maybe I'll have regained the use of my mental faculties. Wait..I just remembered...I'm 18 and I'm a member of the Barrow Downs, which happens to be the best Tolkien-discussion forum on the web. I'm a Christian and I'm homeschooled (I've never attended a public or private school class in my life. Whee!) and I love fanfiction, Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Tolkien, Scarlet Pimpernel, chocolate, but not run-on sentences (even though that just was one). I'm learning French and I love drawing horses and people, mostly fictional people. That's all I can think of for now..oh and please review my stories. Constructive criticism is welcome and remember I'm new at this. Oh and about my screenname, I chose it because I love horses, especially TWH's and Quarter Horses.

Hey ppl, I just thought I'd give y'all an update. Most of my stories are humor because that is the style I feel most comfortable writing in. That may be because I haven't matured enough yet as a writer to treat any subject seriously without being ponderous. But A Tale of Two Cities is definitely my favorite work of fiction, despite my one silly fic I wrote about it.

Also I'm going to plunder my shelves and closet this spring for some of my old stories to publish here..beware my very first fic, a Lord of the Rings story, which I may get the guts to post here soon.

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Rerun of the Archons by Allergic-to-Paradox reviews
UPDATED! What REALLY happened in Return of the Archons, with sissy revolutionaries, LandruLove, Kirk, Spock, The good Doctor and loads of slashy goodness.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,035 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Stranger Than Fan Fiction by Ster J reviews
Kirk and the crew are hearing a strange voice that is commentating unflatteringly on what they are doing. Inspired by Will Farrel's new movie. Slash implied
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Erik's Diary by Opera Cloak reviews
Christmas, 1880. Tired of his solitary existence, the Phantom of the Opera decides to make some major changes to his lifestyle.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 11/30/2004
Did I Not by Scarlett Red Rose reviews
Viginette. The ever watchful Phantom of the Opera is furious that Christine is not playing the Countess. However, there's just one problem: he's forgotten something...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2005
The Return of Culverton Smith by GM reviews
An old enemy comes to seek revenge on Holmes
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,442 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2002
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The Shores of Aman reviews
Here it is, folks. My first LOTR fic, written three years ago.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Frodo B. - Complete
Do You Have a Hearing Problem, Mister? reviews
Captain Kirk muses on a petty, but increasingly irritating phenomena.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/19/2006 - J. Kirk - Complete
Hop, Grasshopper reviews
My first PoTo story. Please R&R...please be kind to my first attempt.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Scouring of the Shire Jingle Bells reviews
Because the original words of Jingle Bells are just too boring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Complete
A Tale of Two Cities in Limericks reviews
Doggerel about ATOTC. Don't say I didn't warn you. . .
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Complete
The Silliest Silmarillion Parody reviews
Chaos reigns. Includes exclusive cameo appearances.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2005
Lord of the Miserables reviews
A Les Mis strictly book Lord of the Rings crossover
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2005