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Author has written 50 stories for Harry Potter, and Stargate: SG-1.

I hope you enjoy my stories. While I have not written much in the last few years, I think most of these still work, even the ones written before DH!

If you enjoyed any of my stories, please consider buying the anthology I contributed to: Horror, Humor, and Heroes Volume 3 (from Amazon)

The series contains original stories by some of my favourite Fanfiction authors, including jbern, Perspicacity and Rorschach's Blot

http://www.amazon.com.au/Horror-Humor-Heroes-Volume-Science-ebook/dp/B006OT6K2I/ref=sr_1_13?ie=UTF8&qid=1391392321&sr=8-13&keywords=JimBernheimer

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03/02/2014


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Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 62 - Words: 245,253 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,424 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 4/14/2007
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,234 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 3,979 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,138 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 4762 - Favs: 3,889 - Follows: 4,453 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,291 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 3,296 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
A Thin Veneer by AlbertG reviews
Captain James T. Kirk Chancellor Gorkon rescues a group of Human refugees from the far side of the galaxy. That simple act of kindness will be the spark a war that ranges across the galaxy and reveal the thinness of the veil that separates civilization fr
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 81 - Words: 439,731 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 7/3/2004
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12046 - Favs: 14,374 - Follows: 13,028 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Ambient by Caliburn reviews
The British magical community is on the verge of collapse. Two factions at war for what's left of society, Hermione's fled the country, Ron's losing himself, Tonks is dying, Luna's been murdered & Harry's living alone in Gringotts. A Harry Potter Mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,842 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V.
A Peculiar Logic by apAidan reviews
Getting through the Snape's hazard at the end of first year showed that wizards didn't have much in the way of logic. A much cooler Sphinx in the Third Task of the TriWizard Tournament could have made for a much different experience for some. Not to be taken seriously, this is definitely AU and more than a bit OOC. But the Sphinx is cool. Luna said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
This Could Get Lonely by Water Mage reviews
Sirius Black fell through what most know as the Veil, but some call it the Outer Gates. This is his exile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 258 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Fair Vote by Nick Chiseler reviews
This novel isn't about Dresden. It's about an apprentice, George Saga, who in the process of disentangling himself from a star-crossed selkie ends up lost within the dark alleys of Miami politics. With a twist of demon.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,678 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
The Easy Way by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Empress in the shadows by voider reviews
The story of a Goa’uld who lacked the insanity of her race, her rise to power and the birth of an empire.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,805 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/26/2008
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 307 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 3,621 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
A Mother In Law's Love by Perspicacity reviews
Distraught over Ginny's death in the final battle, Harry gambles desperately and travels back in time to set things right. Unfortunately, not everything goes as planned. A twist on the classic Soul Bond tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W., Molly W., Voldemort - Complete
The Initiation by SwissMiss1 reviews
Draco prepares Crabbe for his initiation as a Death Eater. Gen, crack. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Draco M., Vincent C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Forever Mage by Darth Marrs reviews
Harry Potter/ST:NG era post movies crossover. A young man with messy hair and green eyes finds himself in the middle of 24th Century Scotland with no memories. Join him as he tries to solve not only who he is, but where his people are.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,957 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history....
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
A Gritty Reboot by FoxboroSalts reviews
A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 135 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
XSGCOM: Mirror Image by Hotpoint reviews
Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As Earth fights against two separate extraterrestrial threats the defenders join forces and the tables are turned.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & X-Com - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 349,026 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9499 - Favs: 10,615 - Follows: 4,554 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 3,976 - Follows: 3,597 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
A realistic SI by dogbertcarroll reviews
I wrote an SI, a huge thing with multiple chapters and stories. This isn't that. This is my second attempt at writing something that shows what I would actually do if stuck in the Marvelverse with superpowers.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,608 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secert so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,090 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
How the Chudley Cannons Catapulted to Victory by David Brown reviews
The epic story of how the Chudley Cannons finally won a quiddich match, as told to Hermione Granger by Ronald Weasley in a letter sent during the summer after POA.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
More Equal Than You Know by The Obsidian Warlock reviews
AU. OVERHAUL IN PROGRESS: Read Ch.1 AN. On October 31st, 1981, Voldemort left behind a piece of his power and insanity. A Harry Potter with the abilities of a young Tom Riddle, and a hidden war between the Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 144,955 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Immortal by demonicnargles reviews
As Naruto ages, his healing rate keeps improving, until it heals even aging. The tale of the Immortal Hokage. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 402 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 610 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Resident Geniuses by imjustaguy reviews
SG:SG1Police Squad! – Just where does Daniel come up with all those last minute translations? OneShot – Humor
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Police Squad! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Time to Live by loralee1 reviews
Post OotP No HBP Takes place summer after fifth year. After defeating Voldemort Harrry decides it's time for him to live his own life. No slash. Sequel to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,807 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
You Broke Him, You Fix Him by teacherbev reviews
After a brutal Occlumency lesson has disasterous consequences, Dumbledore insists that Snape fix Harry and take his place at the Dursleys. Rated for language and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,620 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Magical Mystery Meal by Nimbus 1944 reviews
Don't play with your food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 140 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
The Day Harry Potter Retired by opalish reviews
Harry's done being a hero, but Snape may just be a god. Harry, Hermione, and a sky full of clouds. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Dementor's Boggart by Eraina reviews
We know dementors are sentient. But do they fear? And if they do, what?...An example of what a dementor sees when it encounters a boggart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Barty C. Jr., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9149 - Favs: 10,651 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Paint By Numbers by Wheezy1 reviews
Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here by opalish reviews
How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Never Quite as Planned by SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch reviews
Just a goofy little oneshot about James and Lily. Over their years at Hogwarts and once afterwards, James asks Lily various questions, none of which work out quite as planned. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Coloring Books by AmazinglyMe reviews
A glimpse of what the Marauders might have done to their coloring books as children. V. short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
The Man Who Lives by PenPatronus reviews
Year 6 AU With his new powers and his new godfather, Harry Potter, the Order, and the heirs of Gryffindor fight Voldemort. Hurt/ comfort, angst, adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,846 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Harry P., Ron W.
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Colin's and Dennis' Hogwarts tour by Bagge reviews
The Creevey brothers are babysitting Kevin, the You bust slug kid from the Quidditch world cup. Surely, nothing can go wrong there... Humour & Friendfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Colin C., Dennis C. - Complete
Soul Maties by Bagge reviews
They are large, they are mean, they are Crabbe and Goyle. They are bullies and they are tired of playing the second fiddle. Time to get some real friends. Humor & Friendfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
Frames and Glasses by PorridgeBoy reviews
The most horribly written Harry Potter fanfic ever. A subtle response to the ship that sunk in HBPHalf Blood Prince. This is basically going to be a moderate Harry and Hermione Ship fic. Why make a summary about a story when you’re going to read it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,301 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by wargear reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
The Refiners Fire by Abraxan reviews
COMPLETE! Sixth year. Harry comes to terms with Sirius's death and learns to enjoy life again. But there’s a war on, and his life is in danger. Canon w OC. Ships: HOC HG RH RT Prequel to The Time of Destiny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 413,444 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Hollow Victory by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
In the ruins of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the Dark Lord and the Headmaster have one last talk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
Those Forgotten by ObliviousTrace reviews
We aren't all meant to be heroes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Dumbledore's Army by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] 6th Year. Harry distrusts Dumbledore, he transforms the DA in anticipation of the coming war. Ships! HPGW HGRW RLNT SSOC. Pranks and Humor, angst. OOTP Spoilers. Rated M for language, violence and mild sexual situations in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 198,481 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Voldemorts Bane by Z-ro reviews
Harry Potter saved the world from Voldemort. Now inflicted with Voldemort's final curse, and tired of the press, he left the Wizarding world only to return to find a young girl coming to the same crossroads he had to choose. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,580 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Promises by Miss Laine reviews
COMPLETE! Harry has spent a long time with Voldemort destroying his life. But it is the promises that are important...in the end they are all that matters. Epilogue up finally. How does it finally end?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,332 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Undead Alliance by sloth reviews
Yr 6..Harry deals with the loss of Sirius along with Ron & Hermione's relationship. There are things he can't share with his friends but help from an unexpected source puts in motion the key to Voldemort's defeat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,367 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Potions Essay by S. S. IDGET reviews
Harry's in potions class and is bored, humor ensues! Hermione of course needs to get him back on task! ONE SHOT! Mild HHR Fluffyness
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Last of Life by Nimbus 1944 reviews
Dumbledore visits the Flamels, and finds them placidly resigned to their approaching fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2003
Judging Fanfic by Nimbus 1944 reviews
Who better to critique an HP fanfic author than his own characters?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2003
What Would Have Happened if Harry weren't so Dim by Phoenix with a Head Cold reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Harry P.
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Voldemort Whilly-Nillies by DangerMouse reviews
A filk to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" about Tom Riddle. Voldemort, that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/15/2002
Squib Wizard by Ozma reviews
COMPLETE. Filch learns many lessons about the use and abuse of power, and guilt and forgiveness. Featured characters include Snape, McGonagall, Ginny, Neville, and Draco, among others. Sequel to Squib Doors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,493 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2002 - Published: 3/10/2002 - Argus F., Severus S. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
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Stargate SG-1: Maybourne Unleashed reviews
What if Harry Maybourne had been more effective? Stargate SG-1, with a little bit more emphasis on acquiring technology to use. Starts from the season one Episode Enigma and generally follows canon timeline. Highlights only, not full story dialogs and scenes. Fill in the gaps yourselves. :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,793 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,077 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 10/19/2010
Gently Go reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Veritas Oracle reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,145 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
For Love of Hate reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Fair Trade reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 249 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Substitute Omakes, Epilogues, and Alt Endings reviews
Bits that didn't make it into the final version of my story, The Substitute. Mostly alternate endings. You have to read The Substitute for any of this to make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
The Substitute reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Last Day reviews
The very last day of the Second War did not happen when most thought it did; it happened much, much later. AU after Half Blood Prince. Slightly dark story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dark Marauder reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 217 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Mistaken Identity reviews
Auror Ron misjudges a situation - badly. M Rating for implied sexual situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Not Noteworthy reviews
Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Magic is useless reviews
Magic, decided Harry Potter, as he rubbed his sore behind, is quite useless. Post DH, but before the epilogue, one-shot, and meaningless. Just a bit of fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Why Time Travel is a Bad idea reviews
Harry vs. Fate - The dreaded time-travel cliche as you have probably never seen it done before. Highly AU. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Death of a Nobody reviews
One person who died during the series can live, but one who lived must die. Veritaserum com February 2008 one-shot challenge Winner .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 352 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Fate of the Stone reviews
What really happened to the Philosopher's stone? A one hundred word drabble of a unique idea that wasn't big enough for a 'full' story. Could be canon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Moonlight on White Wings reviews
Something for Hegwig. Written before Deathly Hallows was released.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Temptation reviews
Sometimes, temptation is too great for even the most humble amongst us. A one hundred word drabble that could be canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Arthur W. - Complete
Relive reviews
Albus Dumbledore's will gives Harry an incredibly powerful spell, one that should only be used in the direst of emergencies. What will the consequences be? Post HBP, oneshot. [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 244 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
First Task reviews
The first Triwizard Tournament task from a very different perspective: the Dragon's. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/2/2007 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
No Next Adventure reviews
No physical torment can compare, no mental anguish came even close. Who is not ready to go onto the Next Great Adventure? [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
The Memory Chest reviews
[Completed] An Alternate Universe seventh year story picking up immediately after HBP. Dumbledore leaves Harry an interesting legacy. A bit of humour, some action, even a bit of angst and romance. Includes my guesses for DH some were close!.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,053 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Phoenix’s Choice reviews
Can Lucius Malfoy be redeemed? A choice has been offered to the unrepentant Death Eater, will he take it? Crime and punishment in the HP universe. Post Hogwarts, AU DH, oneshot, slightly dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Lucius M., Kingsley S. - Complete
The Return reviews
Were Horcruxes the only step Voldemort took towards immortality? I doubt it. AU, No DH, Post Hogwarts action story with a twist or two. Slightly dark Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Price of Knowledge reviews
What price will one of the 'not so Golden Trio' pay to secretly learn the most difficult of spells? Post HBP introspective oneshot. Thanks to SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch for the title.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
My Enemy’s Son reviews
I want to rush through these early names and get to the name that I know is waiting for me, but taking my time and reading each one slowly and carefully increases my anticipation, already agonisingly sweet since I recognised the son of my enemy.' AU,No DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Helpful Hints for First Years reviews
What things should First year students at Hogwarts know? A two chapter list fic of warnings and information vital to happiness and success at Hogwarts, or maybe not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Secrets of Severus reviews
The horrid and sordid truth behind the hated potions Professor and his actions. Pre HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Grawp's Big Tale reviews
Grawp, the most neglected character in the HP series. AU, Post HBP, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Grawp - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Homework Excuses reviews
One of the Marauder's has the worst possible excuse for not completing his homework on time. Early Marauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/2/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Forgotten reviews
What is the dark secret of how Harry came to terms with Sirius's death in the two weeks between OotP and HBP? Cowritten with Snapelover of Veritaserum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
A Life Lived Too Long reviews
The greatest wizard of all time contemplates a very long life and all that it has entailed. Sad little oneshot with a twist of course. HBP compliant No DH , alludes to character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
WunderWand reviews
Argus Filch receives mail that makes him more excited than a signed 'Permission to Whip Students' form: The Wunderwand, from the makers of Kwikspell. Oneshot set before the Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Argus F., George W. - Complete
Death Eater reviews
Waiting for my turn to approach where the Dark Lord sat in his high backed, regal chair, I briefly wondered how different my life could have been if the Sorting Hat had got it right. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
A Robbery to remember reviews
A thief hired to burgle a popular Diagon Alley store faces more challenges than the champions of a Triwizard Tournament. Short oneshot of an original character set after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2006 - OC, George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mary Sue reviews
Required reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dudders' Adventure reviews
Dudley Dursley never really hated Harry Potter, but he did want what was in his room... Dudley decides to investigate Harry's room, with unfortunate consequences. Short oneshot set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Dudley D. - Complete
Position Vacant 2 The First Day reviews
The new DADA teacher faces an uncertain first day. Sequel to Position Vacant, but more serious and a different style. Post HBP One shot [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Bill W. - Complete
Position Vacant 1 The DADA Interviews reviews
McGonagall holds interviews for a new DADA teacher after placing an advert in the paper. Unfortunately not many suitable people are willing to take on the infamous position, but a few unsuitable ones want to try! Comedy oneshot set after HBP.[No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Minerva M. - Complete
A new Fountain of Magical Brethren reviews
Replacing the Fountain in the Ministry of Magic should have been a simple affair, but this is the magical world, and nothing is ever simple. Oneshot of an original character, with a cameo or two from some of your favourites. Pre DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Weasley's Wearables reviews
Fred and George turn to Arthur for advice when their store starts to become sucessful, but is everything as it seems, or are they once again up to mischief, and can Arthur really help? Comedy oneshot set after the boys open their store in OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2006 - George W., Arthur W. - Complete
Day of the Spoons reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete