The Fat Chipmunk
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Joined 12-04-05, id: 943053, Profile Updated: 11-30-08
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey y'all. There are two of us occupying this wee bit of space, so it's slightly crowded. Neither of us have the slightest idea what's going on, so don't bother asking. But we assure you, we both think that stupid ad at the right is annoying.

-The Fat Chipmunk-
-jynkyg-

Sorry about the hiatus, folks...unless our school has the happy fortune of blowing up, sinking, or being devoured by a dragon, we'll only manage some random blurbs from here on out but we hope you stay on the lookout.

Thanks for visiting, hope you stay and find something to enjoy in this mess.

Cheers,

TFC and jynkyg

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Eleven Years Later by JKButcher reviews
This is my version of the epilogue from Deathly Hallows, and thus contains spoilers from that book. If you were a bit disappointed by the epilogue in the book, I'd urge you to give mine a try. I'm going to try and wrap up as many loose ends as possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,474 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007
What You Forget by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Percy talks to George, six months later. [DH spoilers. One shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Percy W., George W. - Complete
A Very Bad Influence by Gaby Black reviews
Look, Evans, it's not that I don't like you–I guess you're not worse than any other girl, but sometimes you just annoy the hell out of me. - Sirius manages to make Lily admit she fancies James. Lily becomes yet another victim of Sirius's bad influence. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Nothing left by FairyOfTheLilies reviews
A man stumbles down the road, torn apart with grief and fury. A man with murder in his heart. November 1st, 1981: Voldemort has fallen. James and Lily Potter are dead. But Sirius Black is alive, and he is very, very angry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
So The Story Goes by Pantz reviews
You were married, so the story goes, in a snazzy church outside of London.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Blue Sky by greatestheights reviews
In which Ron and Hermione try to get some alone time in a broom cupboard, Harry and Ginny have the exact same idea, and everyone begins to realize the war is finally over. [RHr with a side of HG, DH spoilers abound]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Unspecial by Bratanimus reviews
“I rush to the window and fling it wide, grateful that another friend lives another day ...” In wartime, a pregnant Lily discovers the cost of being normal. Remus and Lily friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
In the Beginning by Aedammair reviews
Relationships are like flowers. You plant the seed, you keep watch over it, and eventually it grows into a beautiful garden. Or a crazy bed of weeds if you're Auriga Sinistra and Severus Snape...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - A. Sinistra, Severus S. - Complete
I Fancy Oliver Wood by MyPhoenixLament reviews
Katie x Oliver After discovering something interesting about Katie, the Gryffindor Quidditch team attempts to set her up with Oliver. The only trouble is that Oliver isn't very adept with relationships...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Memorial by jncar reviews
When Remus receives a cryptic warning from Snape and discovers that Harry and several of his friends have gone missing, he is forced to lead the Order on a search through a dark and nightmarish battlefield in the faint hope that they are not too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
A Puddifoot's Valentine's Date by B.C Daily reviews
Tossing aside his manly pride, James decides to take Lily on her perfect Valentine's Day date at Madam Puddifoot's tea shop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Staffroom by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Professor Potter has an unusual DADA assistant. Sequel to 'The Waiting Room'. AU. Crack!fic. WIP. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Four Conversations That Could Have Saved The World by so caffeinated reviews
In the end, it all comes down to the moments we choose to live or don’t. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Metamorphosis by Lirazel reviews
Andromeda and her daughter navigate their way through bloodstains and transformations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Andromeda T., N. Tonks - Complete
Dumbledore's Men by Jocelyn reviews
Sequel to Duel. The war is over. But something has survived. Snape and Harry learn their shared devotion to Dumbledore is a connection not easily broken. Snape mentors Harry. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,482 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Always Coming Home by Lirazel reviews
“Somehow you all always knew that you would end up back here.” PostHogwarts oneshot RHr, HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
At the First Turning of the Second Stair by Lirazel reviews
“Together they are too much knowledge, all the same memories, almost completely Black as they never are with anyone else.” Sirius and Andromeda, the night before he runs away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
By Starlight by Lirazel reviews
“There is no day anymore.” The Order fights on, searching for hope anywhere it may be found. postHBP vignette
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Always by Lirazel reviews
Do you feel seventeen? the hero asks. I don’t feel seventeen, the princess says. Well, me neither, the knight allows. They have always been who they are. PostHBP oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
Tables Turned by SnakeEyesHannah reviews
Seeing James fly outside, in the blistering cold, makes Lily storm off, intent on telling him off, endangering his health with a match coming up... The nerve of him! [A little winter ficlet about our favorite couple] Ranting and caring!James abound.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Minister's Newspaper by pyrebi reviews
The Minister's coming for a visit! Quick, polish up the prisoners, dust the locks, tone down the dementors! Find a few inmates who can still talk in case he has questions!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
A message in a firewhiskey bottle by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Can a message in a bottle really help you find your true 'fish' partner in the 'sea' of solitary? Lily is put to the test when she receives a message in a Firewhiskey bottle from across the Great Lake. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 148 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Diary of a Red Head by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
Fifteen year old Ginny Weasley's diary, filled with embarrassing situations, sarcasm, and a lot of Harry Potters. She's not in love with him or anything. Honestly. [And it's won an award!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,061 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Promises by frigginapplepie reviews
Warning: Tear Jerker! Sirius finds the Potters' house in shambles and takes a trip down memory lane as he attempts to fix things, both in the house and himself. Takes place after Lily and James's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
Christmas Shopping by shadowycat reviews
Neville Longbottom goes Christmas shopping to find just the right gift for someone very special.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Neville L. - Complete
One Final Wish by Deborah Peters reviews
December 2, 1993. To F. Christmas, The North Pole. Percy's final letter to Santa, at the age of seventeen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Percy W. - Complete
Just Not Sporting by gpoy reviews
A HG oneshot. Over the past year, he had come to detest the words ‘stupid’ and ‘noble’ with a passion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Blanket by Jocemum reviews
Molly Weasley faces the birth and the loss of her seventh child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Molly W., Arthur W.
Post Its by Mrs.HarryPotter12 reviews
Luna and Neville don't usually see each other during the day, so they communicate by PostIt notes. Odd conversations to follow... REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Dumbledore's Man by duj reviews
HBP spoilers, Character death. Harry stood up slowly, shaking off the ashes of a dead dark lord... A few feet away a long blackclad body lay prone where it had fallen after shielding him from an organripping curse...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Duel by Jocelyn reviews
A one shot, prequel to Dumbledore's Men. Not all hate is based upon ignorance. Sometimes it is based upon the deepest understanding. HBP spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Still by She's a Star reviews
And every dream is just a dream, after all. (HarryGinny)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 134 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The GetWell Card by Miss Snuffles reviews
In PoA Ginny gives Harry a singing get-well card. This is the missing scene, and then a sort of follow-up two years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/25/2002
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Forever Twenty One reviews
-FC- They would go back, facing day after day of fighting and waiting and wishing, cradling broken hearts and piecing together broken dreams, growing older and wearier while James and Lily rested in their graves, forever young; forever twenty one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Twelve Fail Safe Ways To Charm Witches reviews
While many may find it considerably odd that Ronald Weasley, of all people, has offered advice to his best friend on the matter of love, of all things, we find it safe to infer that Harry Potter is quite content with the results…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007
50 Things That Really Matter reviews
[edited and restarted!] A collection of real moments and fictional moments, spanning countless years and generations, that help wizards and Muggles realize just what sorts of things really matter in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007
In The Box reviews
[FC] A collection of poems from the residents of Hogwarts, accumulated over the years inside the mysterious and magical Box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 37 - Words: 15,065 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 12/8/2005
Harry Potter and the War of Souls: Phoenix reviews
PostHBP 'No man is an island, Harry,' he said quietly. 'This is not, and never was, a fight for one man. And I imagine that you will find thousands of people willing to help you, if only you let them. There will always be someone to support you.' COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,647 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
House Pride reviews
Voldemort's dead and the Hogwarts Houses are finally united under one banner. And of course unity is great and all that, but we can't let it get in the way of our precious House pride, can we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Platform 9¾ reviews
[FC] It was the first place she saw him. The first time she actually thought the unthinkable. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
Here reviews
[FC] While everyone was sleeping, she slipped out the back door.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
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